History Funny / TheGoodGuys

* Dan recreating the scene of Ruiz being a victim of a [[ThePeepingTom peeping tom.

* Dan tries to threaten a bike-theft suspect with a tazer. He ends up shooting the tazer at the man completely unprovoked. Jack demands to know what he's doing, Dan explains he didn't mean it, he was just pointing it like so, and promptly hits Jack with another tazer.

* Dan recreating the scene of Ruiz being a victim of a PeepingTom.

* The sketch of "Murderin' Jane" dressed in a NaughtyNurseUniform.

* Dan recreating the scene of Ruiz being a victim of a peeping Tom.
-->''"You stepped out of the shower, dripping wet. (dabs himself with a towel and flips his imaginary hair) Pat, pat, pat. You saunter into the bedroom, your skin still glistening. The air is cool, your skin feels alive, the goosekin is coming. I have a question though, where was the towel? Was it like headlights or did he get a look at what's under the hood?"''

-->'''Zoe''': I'm a prostitute, not some off the rack slut.
-->'''Liz''': Well, excuse me for dressing like a professional and not a "professional".

* The sketch of "Murderin' Jane" dressed in a [[HelloNurse nurse's uniform]].

* Liz and Zoe the hooker's verbal spats in episode 11.

* ''"I take pride in my willingness to lubricate myself in the interest of justice!"''

-->''"You stepped out of the shower. (dabs himself with a towel and flips his imaginary hair) Pat, pat, pat. You saunter into the bedroom, your skin still glistening. The air is cool, your skin feels alive, the goosekin is coming. I have a question though, where was the towel? Was it like headlights or did he get a look at what's under the hood?"''

* ''"The Law is like a woman. Sure she'll slap you but getting mad won't do you any good. It'll just make things worse. A little sweet talk and before you know it, [[{{Metaphorgotten you're covered in baby oil with whipped cream on your nipples}}]]"''.