History Funny / TheEmperorsNewGroove

'''Kronk''': [[Main/DumbassHasAPoint You know, in my defense, your poisons all look alike. You might think about relabeling some of them.]]\\

--> '''Shoulder Angel:''' Oh, come off it!\\
'''Shoulder Devil:''' ''[[NoYou You]]'' come off it!\\
'''Angel:''' You!\\
'''Devil:''' You! \\
'''Angel:''' You! \\
'''Devil:''' You infinity.\\
'''Angel:''' ''(frustrated)'' Rrrgh!\\
'''Devil:''' ''(to Kronk)'' Alright, listen up big guy, I've got three good reasons why you should just walk away. Reason #1...''(points to the Shoulder Angel)'' look at that guy, he's got that [[BuffySpeak sissy stringy music thingy]].\\
'''Angel:''' We've been through this. It's a harp, and you ''know'' it.\\
'''Devil:''' Right, that's a harp...and that's a dress.\\
'''Angel:''' Robe!\\
'''Devil:''' Reason #2...look what I can do. ''(does a one-handed handstand)'' Ha-hah!\\

'''Angel:''' [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike No, no, he's got a point.]]\\

'''Devil:''' That'll work. ''(They poof out of existence)''

* Kitten Yzma doing an EvilLaugh, saying "[[TemptingFate I win]]" and getting slammed into the wall by Kronk opening a door on her and saying [[LampshadeHanging "Whoa! What are the odds]]'' [[DeusExMachina of that trap door leading me out here?"]]

* Kitten Yzma doing an EvilLaugh, saying "[[TemptingFate I win]]" and getting slammed into the wall by Kronk opening a door on her and saying [[LampshadeHanging "Whoa! What are the]] ''[[LampshadeHanging odds]]'' [[DeusExMachina of that trap door leading me out here?"]]

* "[[WasItAllALie So]] ''[[WasItAllALie all]]'' [[WasItAllALie of it was a]] ''[[WasItAllALie lie]]''?!" "Well, yeah! No, wait...Uh, yeah. Yeah, it all was a lie. Toodles!"

* Kuzco tried to bring the story back to the beginning, before he was a llama. The film then cuts back like a slide projector to... him as a baby. "Okay, that's a little ''too'' far back." Though in seconds even he gets caught up in CutenessProximity and coos, "Aww, look at him! That's me as a baby!"

** Basically, [[ForWantOfANail the whole movie happened just because Yzma was too cheap to pay for postage]].

* Kronk: ''(Bolting awake)'' "THE PEASANT! At the diner! ''(beat)'' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint He didn't pay his check.]]" ''(Beat, then he goes back to sleep. Five seconds later he bolts awake again)''. "He's the peasant who I saw leaving the city who disappeared into the crowd with Kuzco in the back of his cart! *gasps for air* He must've taken him back to his village, so if we find the village, we find him, and if we find him — we find Kuzco! *smiles* Oh yeah, it's all coming together."

'''Kuzco:''' Demon llama?! [[WhereWhere Where?!]] ''[looks at a Pacha's llama Misty and screams, [[ReactiveContinuousScream causing Misty to also scream]]]''

'''Yzma''': ...for all eternity. (Beat) [[MoodWhiplash Well,]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice he ain't gettin' any deader!]] ''(rips off black cloak to reveal a hot pink horror extravaganza of an outfit)'' [[InformalEulogy Back to work]]. ''(the attendees quickly toss their candles away and get to renovating the palace)''

'''Yzma''': ...for all eternity. (Beat) [[MoodWhiplash Well,]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice he ain't gettin' any deader!]] ''(rips off black cloak to reveal a hot pink horror extravaganza of an outfit)'' Back to work. ''(the attendees quickly toss their candles away and get to renovating the palace)''

--> '''Yzma:''' [[ToTheBatpole To the secret lab!]] [[CatchPhrase Pull the lever, Kronk!]] (''Kronk pulls the lever on the left, and Yzma falls down a trap door'') ''[[NoOSHACompliance WRONG LEVEEEEEEEER!]]''\\

* The diner scene with Kuzco dressed as a woman, especially the moment when another diner patron gives Pacha a leering thumb's-up.

* At the GreasySpoon, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtBZbkBOwVc Kronk has to replace the cook.]]

'''Pacha:''' Wha-? No, I did not!\\

'''Pacha:''' What? No, I did not!\\

** Even more humorous when you consider that Kuzco basically just invalidated the FridgeLogic behind said lever; presumably, if there was a practical purpose to it, it would be to dispose of intruders who are way too close to discovering/entering Yzma's lab- yet as Kuzco clearly demonstrates, it's comically ineffective at even that.

*** And there's still one small detail very easy to miss during that very scene: when the bee swarm appears in the background as a shark, Yzma uses a stick to ward it off. A few seconds later, she reappears [[AnachronismStew holding a cartoonish bug spray]]!

Pretty much the whole movie. It's a 1.3-hour "''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes''-meets-Franchise/TheMuppets" esque comedy routine run by and written for [[DeadpanSnarker Deadpan Snarkers.]] You could arguably call it the [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments Crowning Moment of Funny]] for the entire Franchise/DisneyAnimatedCanon.

* And of course, the most quoted line in the movie.

** Since the transformation is delayed, Kuzco just keeps yammering obliviously. Yzma starts trying to subtly signal Kronk to knock him out by smashing two heads of broccoli together. Key word: ''trying.''

'''Kuzco:''' Hmm… You're right. That's giving you ''way'' SarcasmMode too much credit.

'''Kuzco:''' Hmm… [[SarcasmMode You're right. That's giving you]] ''[[SarcasmMode way]]'' [[SarcasmMode too much credit.]]

** [[{{Woolseyism}} The Italian description of Yzma is]] 'la nonna brutta di Dracula', Dracula's Ugly Grandmother. It also gets used in place of "Scary beyond reason".
*** The dubs had some fun with this one: in Italian Yzma is called "Dracula's ugly grandmother", in Brazilian Portuguese she's instead described as "[[EscalatingPunchline Uglier than a scythe fight mediated by an axe]]", in Polish the description goes "So old that your brain gets wrinkled", and in French she's said to be "Scary without meaning to be". German has "a nightmare, a vision of horror".

*** The dubs had some fun with this one: in Italian Yzma is called "Dracula's ugly grandmother", in Brazilian Portuguese she's instead described as "[[EscalatingPunchline Uglier than a scythe fight mediated by an axe]]", in Polish the description goes "So old that your brain gets wrinkled", and is French she's said to be "Scary without meaning to be". German has "a nightmare, a vision of horror".

-->'''Pacha''': Uh-oh.\\

'''Kuzco''': ''({{beat}})'' [[BringIt Bring it on]]. ''(They go over)'' BOOYAAAAAHAHAHAHWOO!!!!

'''Kuzco:''' Demon llama?! [[WhereWhere Where?!]] ''[looks at a nearby llama and screams, [[ReactiveContinuousScream causing the other llama to also scream]]]''