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* 7.0.6: ''You can no longer enter the great “Veyond” by running through a missing wall in Veyond Ruins.''

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* 7.0.6: ''You can no longer enter the great “Veyond” "Veyond" by running through a missing wall in Veyond Ruins.''


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* PTS 7.1.0:
**''You no longer must remain in solitude while in Solitude (you can now get married at the Shrine of Mara there).''
**''The "Leyawiin Palisade, Reinforced" can now be found in the Fences subcategory, instead of the Wells subcategory. Vowels aside, walls don’t make great water sources.''
**''Goatherds in Alik'r no longer have goats following them around. After a years-long sting operation to report the murders of their goatherds, the goats have decided that this line of work was too depressing and have gone back to climbing on containers and producing prodigious amounts of poop.''
**''The Unfilled Order: The radish quest item used in this quest now looks like an actual radish in its icon and not a weird pile of pink powder. What are we doing, curing pork?''
* PTS 7.1.3:
** ''Weylin no longer nonchalantly chucks a relic at Lyranth.''
** ''Fixed an issue where the name "Sweetwater Cascades" was not correctly excluded from profanity filters and could be partially censored by chat.''
* PTS 7.1.4: ''A Rogue and His Rice: Fixed an issue where one of the rice sacks for this quest wasn't properly instanced for everyone, leading to an unpleasant rice looting experience.''
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** ''Prince Irnskar now pronounces Jorunn's name properly.''

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** ''Prince Irnskar now pronounces Jorunn's name properly.'''' (Note that Prince Irnskar is Jorunn's ''son'', so not knowing how to say his father's name is rather silly.)
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* 7.0.6: ''You can no longer enter the great “Veyond” by running through a missing wall in Veyond Ruins.''
* 7.0.7:
** ''Captain Rian Liore will no longer call you over and then act offended when you approach him. So rude.''
** ''Removed an errant gazebo that had unexpectedly appeared in the cooling lava of Kushalit Sanctuary.''
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** Adding insult to injury, if you kill him with an elemental attack, he has a chance to either either burn to dust or be frozen into ice. This adds the mental image of our hero taking out an overcooked heart from a pile of ash, or chipping away a frozen heart from his ice cold remains. [[TheresNoKillLikeOverkill All of that on top of the Wamasu eating it afterwards.]]

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** Adding insult to injury, if you kill him with an elemental attack, he has a chance to either either burn to dust or be frozen into ice. This adds the mental image of our hero taking out an overcooked heart from a pile of ash, or chipping away a frozen heart from his ice cold remains. [[TheresNoKillLikeOverkill All of that on top of the Wamasu eating it afterwards.]]
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** Adding insult to injury, if you kill him with an elemental attack, he has a chance to either either burn to dust or be frozen into ice. This adds the mental image of our hero taking out an overcooked heart from a pile of ash, or chipping away a frozen heart from his ice cold remains. [[TheresNoKillLikeOverkill All of that on top of the Wamasu eating it afterwards.]]
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[[folder:Gates of Oblivion arc (Flames of Ambition, Blackwood, Waking Flame, Deadlands)]]
!!Blackwood
* During the Borderwatch quest, your GenreSavvy Argonian companion comments, "Big room. Big statues. I wager there's some kind of complicated puzzle involving a hidden passage." An examination of the room quickly reveals a large hole in the wall at the other end, and as you approach it, he adds, "Or they could just knock down the wall. Sure."
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* After doing "Iron in the Blood", you can ask Mara'dahni if she will be okay clearing the cultists in Darkpool Mine. RealityEnsues when Mara'dahni is shocked and laughs at your suggestion that she should be able to do so by herself, saying she will sent a report for the Northern Elsweyr Defense to send a small army. Clearly, being able to fight through delves of enemies by yourself is not the norm.

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* After doing "Iron in the Blood", you can ask Mara'dahni if she will be okay clearing the cultists in Darkpool Mine. RealityEnsues SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome when Mara'dahni is shocked and laughs at your suggestion that she should be able to do so by herself, saying she will sent a report for the Northern Elsweyr Defense to send a small army. Clearly, being able to fight through delves of enemies by yourself is not the norm.

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** ''Fixed an issue here you could get duplicate Za’jis. Heaven forbid.''

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** ''Fixed an issue here you could get duplicate Za’jis.Za'jis. Heaven forbid.''


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* PTS 7.0.2:
** ''Basks-In-Snakes will no longer create a second Basks-In-Snakes when he is victorious in combat.''
** ''Xalvakka's flame eyes now appear in her eyes... you know, where they should be.''
** ''Fixed an issue where some of the walls in Pantherfang Chapel, near the entrance to the undercroft, didn't have the self-confidence to stop people from walking straight through them. They're just as good as any other wall, and they know that now.''
** ''Fixed an issue if you spoke to Sevilo too quickly, his face would morph into a horrible nightmare (we suspect Hermaeus Mora was involved in these shenanigans...)''
** ''You can no longer sit on the Eater of Knowledge inside White Stallion Inn. Yeah, you read that right.''
* PTS 7.0.3: ''Khud af-Hadajja no longer has a floating rear end and has been properly grounded. Yes, this was a thing.''
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** ''Fixed a whole mess of pathing, floating, and generally derpy NPCs and monsters.''

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** ''Fixed a whole mess of pathing, floating, and generally derpy NPCs [=NPCs=] and monsters.''
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* PTS 7.0.0:
** ''Fixed an issue here you could get duplicate Za’jis. Heaven forbid.''
** ''Marekki now barfs at the right time with the right effects. This is my life.''
** ''Can you believe it? Dragons! In your own homeland! What are you going to do? Well, we're going to make this scene play less often, is what we're going to do.''
** ''Zamarak no longer runs through the door when he challenges you at Desert Wind Caverns. Well, he does, just not right through the geometry, or like a certain red jug of sugary drink infamous for smashing through walls.''
** ''Fixed a whole mess of pathing, floating, and generally derpy NPCs and monsters.''
** ''Fixed misspellings of "Ayleid Wells" in a number of places. It's not easy to spell well.''
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* 6.3.5:
** ''The Cauldron's entrance is located in western Deshaan, west of the West Narsis Wayshrine. Did we mention you need to go west?''
** ''Prince Irnskar now pronounces Jorunn's name properly.''
** ''Removed some errant bushes that had taken to flying high in the sky above Bouldertree Refuge.''
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* PTS 6.3.4: ''The cultist who thought it'd be funny to hang a Molag Bal banner inside the Deadlands has been punished and the appropriate signage has been hung in its place.''
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* 6.2.10: ''Invitation to Orsinium: Only one Stuga now appears at a time. You don’t need to know how long she’s been looking for you multiple times.''
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* Being such an integral part of the Mage's Guild, some of Sheogorath's best lines come from this questline. The third book trial, Circus of Cheerful Slaughter, is a gold mine for these.
--> Right off the back we have Sheogorath lighting Prince Maleel al-Akir so he can show the Vestige the way to the "stage"
-->'''Maleel al-Akir:''' ''*Stumbles hopelessly down the path* My souuuulll is on firreeeeee!!''
-->'''Sheogorath:''' ''Don't forget to light the brazier! *Maleel collapses in the middle of the path, nowhere near any brazier* Ah, ya daft fool.''
* The first act of Sheogorath's play takes place in the " bustling Pact city of Heartholdhelm". Sheogorath states he has inserted himself into the play for a "small but pivotal role" to get the Pact soldiers fighting.
-->'''Sheogorath:''' ''Hey! You hate each other, remember?''
-->'''Pact Soldier:''' ''Oh yeah! Get 'em! *Every enemy in the area aggros and starts fighting amongst themselves*''
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* PTS 6.3.2: ''Oxblood no longer plays odd animations when casting Noxious Release. He farts properly now.''
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* 6.0.8:
** ''Draugr in Dragonhome will really not become unattackable this time. Seriously.''
** ''You can no longer reflect your own summons when fighting Grobull the Transmuted so that you hit yourself. Stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself!''
* 6.0.9: ''Lyris no longer randomly admonishes you for crime.''
* 6.1.5:
** ''The Giant’s Coast Wayshrine has no longer trapped an errant Elk wandering through the area. Be free!''
** ''The Draugrkin now sound like proper Nords rather than vile Reachmen.''
** ''Fixed an issue where Orc characters could ‘pop’ jarringly when using a Clothing Station.''
** ''Zanil Theran, the Luxury Furnisher, has gotten his own stall in the Hollow City. When in town, he can now be found just down the street from Cicero’s Food & General Goods, instead of his prior cramped location in the back corner of that establishment. Note: He’s also convinced Shana Hammerfell to climb down from his cart. She was just a little over-excited.''
* 6.2.5:
** ''Fixed an issue where certain pots of soup hanging over a campfire would grant two foods, instead of just one, when looted. [[Series/{{Seinfeld}} No (extra) soup for you!]]''
** ''Your character will now have hair when equipping the Singing Skald hat.''
** ''Updated Historian Phedre’s map so that it no longer appears to have small metal pins holding up the corners of the map. (The previous version was a little... [[{{Pun}} tacky]].)''
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** Even funnier is that Dugroth's model has the height slider all the way down, so pretty much every player character will be OneHeadTaller than this guy. Keep in mind that every other Orc is TheBigGuy.
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!!Wrathstone
!!!Depths of Malatar
* The various dialogues between Tharayya and her ex-husband Quintus, who, from the story of the Volenfell dungeon, tried to kill her.
-->'''Tharayya:''' Daedra. A parting gift from the Ayleids?
-->'''Quintus Verres:''' You always did have a flair for stating the obvious.
-->'''Tharayya:''' When I want to be wrong, I'll ask for your opinion.
* After an ugly fall and battles later, Tharayya is revealed to be safe and sound, much to the annoyance of her ex-husband.
-->'''Tharayya:''' Over here! I'm alive!
-->'''Quintus Verres:''' Unfortunately.
* After the battle against the Weeping Woman:
-->'''Quintus Verres:''' Your friends are skilled explorers, Tharayya. They've discovered a woman more frigid than you. I didn't think that was possible.
-->'''Tharayya:''' Shut up, Quintus.
-->'''Quintus Verres:''' Case in point.
* Part of the couple's feud is that Quintus stole Tharayya's research on Volenfell, where he died, and Tharayya in turn forced him to reveal his own research on this dungeon. He wishes he just let her have Volenfell. Her response?
-->'''Tharayya:''' You'd have wound up like the rest of this sorry lot. Maybe sorrier. Not even the light of Meridia could improve your complexion.
* When Quintus tries to steal Tharayya's life force to escape, she says she underestimated his talent for being a transparent, soul-sucking leech.

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--->'''Tubidan the Alarmist:''' Your generosity is five-clawed, my friend! Listen, everyone. That one bought us a drink. This calls for a song!\\

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--->'''Tubidan -->'''Tubidan the Alarmist:''' Your generosity is five-clawed, my friend! Listen, everyone. That one bought us a drink. This calls for a song!\\



--->'''Sehlena:''' Who knows no fear... of beast or blade?\\

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--->'''Sehlena:''' -->'''Sehlena:''' Who knows no fear... of beast or blade?\\



--->'''Jakarn:''' I figure, if you want something kept safe, give it to the Goblins. They'll watch it for free, they're too stupid to trade it, and they'll kill anyone who tries to take it.

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--->'''Jakarn:''' -->'''Jakarn:''' I figure, if you want something kept safe, give it to the Goblins. They'll watch it for free, they're too stupid to trade it, and they'll kill anyone who tries to take it.



--->'''Vestige:''' What are your orders?
--->'''Emeric:''' I'm afraid the "giant Daedric anchors from the sky" issue is more your specialty than my own. I'll let you lead on this one.
--->'''Vestige:''' That doesn't seem very kingly.

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--->'''Vestige:''' -->'''Vestige:''' What are your orders?
--->'''Emeric:''' -->'''Emeric:''' I'm afraid the "giant Daedric anchors from the sky" issue is more your specialty than my own. I'll let you lead on this one.
--->'''Vestige:''' -->'''Vestige:''' That doesn't seem very kingly.



--->'''Biro-daro:''' Guild-mate! Good to see you! Have you heard of any heists... er, historic expeditions, er, that need a clever thief... er, scholar- gah! Subterfuge is hard, yes?

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--->'''Biro-daro:''' -->'''Biro-daro:''' Guild-mate! Good to see you! Have you heard of any heists... er, historic expeditions, er, that need a clever thief... er, scholar- gah! Subterfuge is hard, yes?yes?
* The description of the Riverwood White Hen pet is funny for those that are familiar with the meme from ''The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim'', where hurting a hen might cause the characters to react disproportionally.
-->'''Riverwood White Hen:''' ''A hardy domestic chicken found all along Skyrim's White River, said to have been originally bred in the old town of Riverwood. Owners grow extremely attacked to them, and become outraged if they're harmed.''



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!!!Morrowind

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!!!Morrowind!!Morrowind



!!!Clockwork City

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!!!Clockwork !!Clockwork City



!!!Summerset

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!!!Summerset!!Summerset



!!!Elsweyr

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!!!Elsweyr!!Elsweyr



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!!!Dragonhold!!Dragonhold



[[folder:Dark Heart of Skyrim arc (Harrowstorm, Greymoor, Stonethorn, Markarth]]
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!!!Greymoor
Markarth)]]
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* Of the houseguests players can buy for their homes, one is a Khajiit named Biro-daro, a scholar who is not the best at hiding his less scholarly intentions.
--->'''Biro-daro:''' Guild-mate! Good to see you! Have you heard of any heists... er, historic expeditions, er, that need a clever thief... er, scholar- gah! Subterfuge is hard, yes?



* The Black Sacraments can be unintentionally funny.

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* The Black Sacraments can be unintentionally funny.funny, both intentionally and unintentionally.



** There is a noblewoman who impresses the quest-giver by ordering the sacrament on herself, in order to frame her husband. Thing is, all of the Black Sacrament locations are in dungeons or criminal hideouts, places nobles have little reason to be in. Thus, it will be very hard for the authorities to even find her, much less think her murder was not caused by one of the many criminals around her, rather than her husband. And the Speaker thinks it is a shame her intellect is being wasted by a Sacrament.

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** There is a noblewoman who impresses the quest-giver by ordering the sacrament on herself, in order to frame her husband. Thing The thing is, all of the Black Sacrament locations are in dungeons or criminal hideouts, places nobles have little reason to be in. Thus, it will be very hard for the authorities to even find her, much less think her murder was not caused by one of the many criminals around her, rather than her husband. And the Speaker thinks it is a shame her intellect is being wasted by a Sacrament.



[[folder:Clockwork City]]
* The quest "Lost in the Gloam" from the Clockwork City DLC: the antics of the Blackfeather Court (Nocturnal's talking Daedric crows), you becoming their champion to defeat such foes as the Exarchs of Dross ([[spoiler:rival crows who you scare away by waving your arms around in a goofy manner... which you're given as an emote as one of the quest rewards]]) and the Motionless Guardian ([[spoiler:literally just a scarecrow that you knock over]]), and Luciana's deadpan commentary throughout the whole thing as she fails to find the humor in the situation.
* The loading screen for Mnemonic Planisphere has a quote from Almalexia about the place:
-->"Ordinary people keep a journal. Sotha Sil decided to store his memories as star-data in an artificial astronomical matrix keyed to his philosophical musings on the structure of the Aurbis. Of course."
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* The quest "Lost in the Gloam" from the

[[folder:Daedric War arc (Morrowind,
Clockwork City DLC: the antics of the Blackfeather Court (Nocturnal's talking Daedric crows), you becoming their champion to defeat such foes as the Exarchs of Dross ([[spoiler:rival crows who you scare away by waving your arms around in a goofy manner... which you're given as an emote as one of the quest rewards]]) and the Motionless Guardian ([[spoiler:literally just a scarecrow that you knock over]]), and Luciana's deadpan commentary throughout the whole thing as she fails to find the humor in the situation.
* The loading screen for Mnemonic Planisphere has a quote from Almalexia about the place:
-->"Ordinary people keep a journal. Sotha Sil decided to store his memories as star-data in an artificial astronomical matrix keyed to his philosophical musings on the structure of the Aurbis. Of course."
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City, Summerset)]]
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!!!Clockwork City
* The quest "Lost in the Gloam" from the Clockwork City DLC: the antics of the Blackfeather Court (Nocturnal's talking Daedric crows), you becoming their champion to defeat such foes as the Exarchs of Dross ([[spoiler:rival crows who you scare away by waving your arms around in a goofy manner... which you're given as an emote as one of the quest rewards]]) and the Motionless Guardian ([[spoiler:literally just a scarecrow that you knock over]]), and Luciana's deadpan commentary throughout the whole thing as she fails to find the humor in the situation.
* The loading screen for Mnemonic Planisphere has a quote from Almalexia about the place:
-->"Ordinary people keep a journal. Sotha Sil decided to store his memories as star-data in an artificial astronomical matrix keyed to his philosophical musings on the structure of the Aurbis. Of course."

!!!Summerset






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You are more of a pig than our pigs! [[YourCheatingHeart And with my sister]]!!!! I hope you die a horrible death, screaming for mercy while animals root in your entrails, PIG!\\

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You are more of a pig than our pigs! [[YourCheatingHeart And with my sister]]!!!! sister!!!! I hope you die a horrible death, screaming for mercy while animals root in your entrails, PIG!\\
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* Amid the horrors of Rivenspire, there's Darien Gautier's "reconnaissance" in Northpoint. Searching for him in the midst of a highly dangerous battle, you walk in... and find him shirtless, enjoying a post-coital snack by the fire, having seduced an enemy guard captain into giving him vital information. Then Gwendis pops up and [[CovertPervert reveals she was watching the whole thing]]. Darien's reaction?
-->"I wish I'd known she was in here all this time. The more the merrier, I always say."
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* The book [[https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:All_About_Giants "All About Giants"]] makes the legendary ''Skyrim'' [[GoodBadBugs glitch]] about Giants and their [[MegatonPunch enormously powerful clubs]] into actual canon, as it mentions that a Bosmer who tried to befriend a Giant ended up getting launched a full league away from the nearby camp.
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* Rigurt the Brash returns once more, this time to make two rivaling thanes meet the Windhelm Jarl for peace negotiations.
** One thane wishes to eat, so Rigurt sends the player to fetch some ingrediens, added with his own secret one.

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* Rigurt the Brash returns once more, this time to make two rivaling feuding thanes meet the Windhelm Jarl of Whiterun for peace negotiations.
** One thane wishes to eat, eat a proper Nordic feast, so Rigurt sends the player to fetch some ingrediens, added with ingredients, while adding his own secret one.
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* At the end of Falkreach Hold, the Thane you've spent the entire dungeon working your way towards thanks you for your efforts in repelling the Reachman and Minotaur invasion and starts to give a RousingSpeech about how the time has come to turn the tide...and is immediately flattened by the dungeon's final boss crashing through the ceiling.

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* At the end of Falkreach Falkreath Hold, the Thane you've spent the entire dungeon working your way towards thanks you for your efforts in repelling the Reachman and Minotaur invasion and starts to give a RousingSpeech about how the time has come to turn the tide...and is immediately flattened by the dungeon's final boss crashing through the ceiling.
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* 6.0.6: ''The shivering Nord is no longer shivering and naked on the Morthal docks. We hooked him up with some clothes beyond a simple loincloth.''

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* 6.0.6: ''The shivering Nord is no longer shivering and naked on the Morthal docks. We hooked him up with some clothes beyond a simple loincloth.'''' (Also amusing was the fact that quite a few players didn’t realize that it was a bug that he didn’t have any clothes - [[https://en.uesp.net/wiki/General:Running_Gags#Naked_Nord Naked Nords]] are a RunningGag in the series - and were simply disappointed that he didn’t have anything to say about being tricked by a witch.)
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* 6.0.6: The shivering Nord is no longer shivering and naked on the Morthal docks. We hooked him up with some clothes beyond a simple loincloth.

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* 6.0.6: The ''The shivering Nord is no longer shivering and naked on the Morthal docks. We hooked him up with some clothes beyond a simple loincloth.''
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* In the ceremony at the end, Za'ji has had a bit too much plum brandy. After the queen declares "Three cheers!", he says, "Three beers? No, Za'ji has had enough, thank you", and then runs to crouch over the edge of the wall as if to vomit off it. When you speak to Sai Sahan afterward, Sai says through a facepalm, "I need to find the queen's court historian. I want to make sure Za'ji's antics don't make it into the official record..." His completely embarrassed tone just tops off the hilarity of the moment.

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[[folder:Greymoor]]
* One of the side-quests involves a talking bottle. Specifically a person trapped in the bottle. The player character is just as confused as the player.
** Then it is revealed that the person in the bottle is Narsis Dren.
* In the ceremony at the end, Za'ji has had a bit too much plum brandy. After the queen declares "Three cheers!", he says, "Three beers? No, Za'ji has had enough, thank you", and then runs to crouch over the edge of the wall as if to vomit off it. When you speak to Sai Sahan afterward, Sai says through a facepalm, "I need to find the queen's court historian. I want to make sure Za'ji's antics don't make it into the official record..." His completely embarrassed tone just tops off the hilarity of the moment.
* Rigurt the Brash returns once more, this time to make two rivaling thanes meet the Windhelm Jarl for peace negotiations.
** One thane wishes to eat, so Rigurt sends the player to fetch some ingrediens, added with his own secret one.
-->'''Thane Svyne:''' This- this is sodding wonderful! But there's a taste I can't place?
-->'''Rigurt the Brash:''' That's Rigurt's secretest ingredient: powdered hagraven squeezings!
-->'''Thane Svyne:''' [[LittleNo Oh... oh no.]]
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