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-->'''Selina''': Mr. Wayne?
-->'''Bruce''': ''(hovers in the doorway)''
-->'''Selina''': I'm sorry they took all your money.
-->'''Bruce''': ({{Beat}}, ''then cheerfully'') No you're not. ''(leaves)''

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-->'''Selina''': Mr. Wayne?
-->'''Bruce''': ''(hovers
Wayne?\\
''(Bruce hovers
in the doorway)''
-->'''Selina''':
doorway)''\\
'''Selina''':
I'm sorry they took all your money.
-->'''Bruce''': ({{Beat}}, ''then cheerfully'') No
money.\\
''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Bruce''': ''(cheerfully)'' No,
you're not. ''(leaves)''



-->'''Selina''': He's right behind you.
-->'''Henchman''': Who? (''he turns and sees...'')
-->'''Batman''': '''''ME!''''' ''[takes him out]''

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-->'''Selina''': He's right behind you.
-->'''Henchman''':
you.\\
'''Henchman''':
Who? (''he turns and sees...'')
-->'''Batman''':
'')\\
'''Batman''':
'''''ME!''''' ''[takes him out]''



-->'''Bruce:''' Must've lost my ticket.
-->'''Valet Attendant:''' Your wife said you were taking a cab home. ''[Bruce looks at him, surprised]''
-->'''Bruce:''' [[FlatWhat My wife?]]
-->''[Cuts to Selina speeding through the streets in Bruce's car. Then cut to Bruce dejectedly climbing into the backseat of Alfred's car]''
-->'''Alfred:''' Just you, sir? ''[Bruce remains quiet]'' Don't worry, Master Wayne. Takes a little time to get back in a swing of things.
** In the Traditional Chinese subtitles, it's made even funnier by the valet attendant using formal language and saying, "Your ''honourable'' wife said you were taking a cab home." Well, as honorable as cat thieves go.....

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-->'''Bruce:''' Must've lost my ticket. \n-->'''Valet \\
'''Valet
Attendant:''' Your wife said you were taking a cab home. ''[Bruce looks home.\\
'''Bruce:''' ''[looks
at him, surprised]''
-->'''Bruce:'''
surprised]'' [[FlatWhat My wife?]]
-->''[Cuts
My]] ''[[FlatWhat wife?]]''\\
''[Cuts
to Selina speeding through the streets in Bruce's car. Then cut to Bruce dejectedly climbing into the backseat of Alfred's car]''
-->'''Alfred:'''
car]'' \\
'''Alfred:'''
Just you, sir? ''[Bruce remains quiet]'' Don't worry, Master Wayne. Takes a little time to get back in a swing of things.
** In the Traditional Chinese subtitles, it's made even funnier by the valet attendant using formal language and saying, "Your ''honourable'' wife said you were taking a cab home." Well, as honorable as cat thieves go.....go...



--> '''Batman:''' "Miss Kyle..." ''[[StealthHiBye [=[=]Turns to see that Selina has vanished.[=]=]]]'' ({{Beat}}) "...So that's what that feels like."

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--> '''Batman:''' "Miss -->'''Batman''': Miss Kyle..." \\
''[[StealthHiBye [=[=]Turns to see that Selina has vanished.[=]=]]]'' ({{Beat}}) "...({{Beat}})\\
'''Batman''': ...
So that's what that feels like."
like...
** The fact that he was ''by himself'' and he just ''had'' to say it in his Bat-voice.
*** And because it's a ShoutOut to a scene with the same line in ''ComicBook/KingdomCome''.



--> '''Selina Kyle''': Oops. Nobody told ''me'' it was uncrackable.
--> '''Bruce Wayne:''' I'm afraid I can't let you take those.
--> '''Selina Kyle:''' Look, you wouldn't beat up a woman, anymore than I would beat a cripple.\\

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--> '''Selina Kyle''': Kyle''': ...Oops. Nobody told ''me'' it was uncrackable.
-->
uncrackable.\\
'''Bruce Wayne:''' I'm afraid I can't let you take those.
-->
those.\\
'''Selina Kyle:''' Look, you wouldn't beat up a woman, anymore than I would beat a cripple.\\



** The fighting continues. When Barsad and some of his men open fire on them, Batman and Selina run across to the edge of the roof. Batman jumps into the Bat, while Selina hesitates for a moment before she sees Bane approaching her. She makes the jump as well:

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** The fighting continues. When Barsad and some of his men open fire on them, Batman and Selina run across to the edge of the roof. Batman jumps into the Bat, while Selina hesitates for a moment before she sees [[OhCrap Bane approaching her.her]]. She makes the jump as well:



-->'''Selina:''' See you around.
-->'''Batman:''' (annoyed) You're welcome.

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-->'''Selina:''' See you around.
-->'''Batman:''' (annoyed)
around.\\
'''Batman:''' ''(annoyed)'' ...
You're welcome.welcome...



-->'''Selina's date:''' You.... scared her off!
-->'''Bruce:''' Not likely.
** And then he finds out the hard way that she has stolen his car.

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-->'''Selina's date:''' You.... You...scared her off!
-->'''Bruce:'''
off!\\
'''Bruce:'''
Not likely.
** And then ''then'' he finds out the hard way that she has stolen his car.



* Selina [[IPulledAWeirdAl pulls a]] StealthHiBye on the StealthHiBye Master, Batman.

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* Already mentioned: Selina [[IPulledAWeirdAl pulls a]] StealthHiBye on the StealthHiBye Master, Batman.



** The fact that he was ''by himself'' and he just had to say it in his Bat-voice.
*** And because it's a ShoutOut to a scene with the same line in ''ComicBook/KingdomCome''.



-->'''Lucius:''' I like your girlfriend, Mr. Wayne.
-->'''Selina:''' He should be so lucky.

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-->'''Lucius:''' I like your girlfriend, Mr. Wayne.
-->'''Selina:'''
Wayne.\\
'''Selina:'''
He should be so lucky.lucky.
** Made extra funny when the ending reveals that that's pretty much what happened.



--> '''Bane''': (in an almost jovial tone) [[SincerityMode Of course!]]

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--> '''Bane''': (in ''(in an almost jovial tone) tone)'' [[SincerityMode Of course!]]



--> '''CIA Agent''': If I pull that off, will you die?
--> '''Bane''': It would be extremely painful --
--> '''CIA Agent''': You're a big guy.
--> '''Bane''': -- for ''you''.
** Made even funnier by the interrogator being portrayed by Creator/AidanGillen, a.k.a. [[Series/GameOfThrones Littlefinger]], and is an utter fool compared to the latter.

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--> '''CIA Agent''': If I pull that off, will you die?
-->
die?\\
'''Bane''': It would be extremely painful --
-->
painful...\\
'''CIA Agent''': You're a big guy.
--> '''Bane''': --
guy.\\
'''Bane''': ...
for ''you''.
** Made even funnier by the interrogator being portrayed by Creator/AidanGillen, a.k.a. [[Series/GameOfThrones Littlefinger]], and is an utter fool compared to the latter.Littlefinger]]. And this guy does ''not'' have any of Baelish's conniving.



** The bit just prior to this, when Bane expresses his displeasure at the two thugs for bringing Gordon in by casually breaking the first guy's neck and then gives the second one the following line in a perfectly calm, matter-of-fact tone.

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** The bit just prior to this, when Bane expresses his displeasure at the two thugs for bringing Gordon in by casually breaking the first guy's neck and then gives the second one the following line in a perfectly calm, matter-of-fact tone.tone:



** This scene perfectly spells out why being [[{{Mooks}} a lackey]] to a supervillain is, really, far from worth it. Because the thugs here realize that Bane is not on their side--they are on ''his''.

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** This scene perfectly spells out why being [[{{Mooks}} a lackey]] to a supervillain is, really, ''really,'' far from worth it.a good idea. Because the thugs here realize that Bane is not on their side--they are on ''his''.



* A minor one: while [[spoiler:revealing the truth about Harvey Dent and reading Gordon's documents to the public, right after seeing one line calling Batman a 'fallen idol', Bane just mildly shakes his head as if to say "[[SarcasmMode yes, that "idol" I just absolutely clobbered and broken into a thousand pieces earlier]]".]]

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* A minor one: while [[spoiler:revealing the truth about Harvey Dent and reading Gordon's documents to the public, right after seeing one line calling Batman a 'fallen idol', Bane just mildly shakes his head as if to say "[[SarcasmMode yes, that "idol" I just absolutely clobbered and broken into a thousand pieces earlier]]".]]



-->'''Lucius Fox''': This conversation used to end with an unusual request.
-->'''Bruce Wayne''': I'm retired.
-->'''Lucius Fox''': (''presses a button on his desk, bookcase slides aside to reveal the secret elevator'') Well let me show you some stuff anyway. Just for old time's sake.

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-->'''Lucius Fox''': This conversation These conversations used to end with an unusual request.
-->'''Bruce
request.\\
'''Bruce
Wayne''': I'm retired.
-->'''Lucius
retired.\\
'''Lucius
Fox''': (''presses a button on his desk, bookcase slides aside to reveal the secret elevator'') Well Well, let me show you some stuff anyway. Just for old time's sake.


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* "You picked a bad time to go on vacation, Mr. Wayne."



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* In a meta example, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkMPZ7WeDck&t=102s this video]] turns Bane from a GeniusBruiser into someone who's merely concerned that you stick with your diet, and ensuring you know that strawberries are packed with fiber.


** And he's still smitten with Selina even after the above incident as implied when Blake nabs her at the airport:

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** And he's apparently still smitten with Selina even after the above incident as implied when Blake nabs her at the airport:



** Selina's eye roll as Blake then offers to put her in police protection to keep her safe from Bane, as if to say, "You really think that the GCPD can protect me from a muscular terrorist who I just saw break Bruce Wayne's back?"

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** Selina's eye roll as Blake then offers to put her in police protection to keep her safe from Bane, as if to say, "You really think that the GCPD and your Glocks can protect me from a muscular terrorist who I just saw break Bruce Wayne's back?"


-->'''Bane:''' Search him (Gordon). Then I will kill you.

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-->'''Bane:''' Search him (Gordon). [Gordon]. Then I will kill you.you.
** This scene perfectly spells out why being [[{{Mooks}} a lackey]] to a supervillain is, really, far from worth it. Because the thugs here realize that Bane is not on their side--they are on ''his''.



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* During [[spoiler:Dr. Crane's]] first [[KangarooCourt "sentencing hearing"]], the Judge declares that Bane has no authority in that courtroom. Sure enough, we see Bane [[VillainsOutShopping quietly sitting in the corner and knitting.]]


* The entire dance sequence between Bruce and Selina is nothing but SnarkToSnarkCombat and also CrowningMomentOfAwesome, such as:

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* The entire dance sequence between Bruce and Selina is nothing but SnarkToSnarkCombat and also CrowningMomentOfAwesome, SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome, such as:

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** Made even better by the [[SurroundedByIdiots eye-roll Daggett makes]] afterwards.


-->'''Selina:''' You've got to be kidding me!
-->'''Batman''': [[DoesntLikeGuns No guns!]] [[ThouShaltNotKill No killing!]]
-->'''Selina:''' Where's the fun in that?!

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-->'''Selina:''' -->'''Selina''': [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe You've got to be kidding me!
-->'''Batman''':
me!]]\\
'''Batman''':
[[DoesntLikeGuns No guns!]] [[ThouShaltNotKill No killing!]]
-->'''Selina:'''
killing!]]\\
'''Selina''':
Where's the fun in that?!



-->'''Selina:''' My mother warned me about getting into cars with strange men.
-->'''Batman:''' This [[DefiedTrope isn't]] a [[FlyingCar car]].
-->''[As Bane walks towards the edge of the roof, the Bat rises, and flies away. Bane watches it, apparently thinking, "What's that supposed to be?"]''

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-->'''Selina:''' My mother warned me about getting into cars with strange men.
-->'''Batman:'''
men.\\
'''Batman:'''
This [[DefiedTrope isn't]] a [[FlyingCar car]].
-->''[As
car]].\\
''[Engines start and Selina [[FlatWhat pauses]]. As
Bane walks towards the edge of the roof, the Bat rises, and flies away. Bane watches it, apparently thinking, "What's that "...What the heck is ''that'' supposed to be?"]''


* Selina Kyle's [[spoiler: kidnapping of the Congressman]] who was leeching over her at the party at the beginning. She does it so that she has leverage for her meeting with Stryver (giving her a justified reason to trick Stryver into calling a SWAT team), but when we notice that it's him: as he's unshaven, haggard, wearing a terrible Hawaiian shirt... and obviously madly in love with her.

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* Selina Kyle's [[spoiler: kidnapping of the Congressman]] who was leeching leching over her at the party at the beginning. She does it so that she has leverage for her meeting with Stryver (giving her a justified reason to trick Stryver into calling a SWAT team), but when we notice that it's him: as he's unshaven, haggard, wearing a terrible Hawaiian shirt... and obviously madly in love with her.

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** Made even funnier by the interrogator being portrayed by Creator/AidanGillen, a.k.a. [[Series/GameOfThrones Littlefinger]], and is an utter fool compared to the latter.


--> '''Batman''': WHERE'S THE TRIGGER?! WHERE IS IT?! YOU WOULDN'T GIVE IT TO AN ORDINARY CITIZEN! WHERE IS IT?! ''WHERE'S THE TRIGGER?! WHERE IS IT?! WHERE IS IT?!''

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--> '''Batman''': WHERE'S THE TRIGGER?! WHERE IS IT?! YOU WOULDN'T YOU'D NEVER GIVE IT TO AN ORDINARY CITIZEN! WHERE IS IT?! ''WHERE'S THE TRIGGER?! WHERE IS IT?! WHERE IS IT?!''


* Bruce learns the hard way that Selina stole his car by taking his valet ticket during that kiss she planted on him. What makes it funny is that it is styled in a GilliganCut:

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* Bruce learns the hard way that Selina stole his car by taking his valet ticket during that kiss she planted on him. What makes it funny is that it is styled in a GilliganCut:



-->''[Cuts to Selina Kyle driving away in Bruce's car; he climbs into the backseat of Alfred's car]''

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-->''[Cuts to Selina Kyle driving away speeding through the streets in Bruce's car; he climbs car. Then cut to Bruce dejectedly climbing into the backseat of Alfred's car]''



** In the Traditional Chinese subtitles, it's made even funnier by the valet attendant using formal language and saying, "Your ''honourable'' wife said you were taking a cab home." Well, as honourable as cat thieves go.....

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** In the Traditional Chinese subtitles, it's made even funnier by the valet attendant using formal language and saying, "Your ''honourable'' wife said you were taking a cab home." Well, as honourable honorable as cat thieves go.....



* When Bruce chastises Alfred for letting a cat-burglar disguised as a maid into his chamber:

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* When Bruce chastises Alfred for letting a cat-burglar disguised as a maid Selina into his chamber:



* Batman is talking to Catwoman on top of a building, and he turns away to watch what a nearby police helicopter is doing:

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* Batman is talking to Catwoman Selina on top of a building, and he turns away to watch what a nearby police helicopter is doing:



* Her WoundedGazelleGambit is quite hilarious, mostly because she just finished beating up a couple of people and then goes straight into DamselInDistress mode. And then sobering up right as Blake departs.

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* Her WoundedGazelleGambit during the bar shootout is quite hilarious, mostly because she just finished beating up a couple of people and then goes straight into DamselInDistress mode. And then sobering up right as Blake departs.



* Selina's quick turn of phrase regarding a certain LampshadeHanging:

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* Selina's quick turn of phrase regarding a certain LampshadeHanging:when confronting Stryver and Daggett:



** I personally thought this line was hilarious because of the fact that he was ''by himself'' and he just had to say it in his Bat-voice.

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** I personally thought this line was hilarious because of the The fact that he was ''by himself'' and he just had to say it in his Bat-voice.



-->'''Sewer Thug #2:''' The water runs to any one of the outflows. We'll never find him.

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-->'''Sewer Thug #2:''' The water runs to any one of the outflows. We'll never find him.him!



* Fox informing Bruce that ''yes'', [[RunningGag the Bat does come in black]].

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* Fox informing **Fox tells Bruce that ''yes'', [[RunningGag the Bat does come in black]].


** A meta one for football fans: Ward was in the last stage of his Steelers career when he filmed his spot and had lost his separation speed as a receiver for quite some time. But apparently in the Nolanverse, you better believe Hines Ward can outrun a explosion!

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** A meta one for football fans: Ward was in the last stage of his Steelers career when he filmed his spot and had lost his separation speed as a receiver for quite some time. But apparently in the Nolanverse, you better believe Hines Ward can outrun a explosion!explosion, even several years after the scene was filmed!

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