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--> '''Arthur:''' Day one: I've just spent two weeks in the [[IncrediblyLamePun bush]] with my colleagues [[{{Pun}} Rod and Johnson]], and we've [[DoubleEntendre come]] to the conclusion that the resort should remain [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything privates]]. [[HurricaneOfPuns Tit's]] time we made the [[WorldOfPun breast]] of this colony and welcome it with open [[BreadEggsMilkSquick vaginas]].

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--> '''Arthur:''' Day one: I've just spent two weeks in the [[IncrediblyLamePun [[{{Pun}} bush]] with my colleagues [[{{Pun}} Rod and Johnson]], and we've [[DoubleEntendre come]] to the conclusion that the resort should remain [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything privates]]. [[HurricaneOfPuns Tit's]] time we made the [[WorldOfPun breast]] of this colony and welcome it with open [[BreadEggsMilkSquick vaginas]].
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--> '''Arthur:''' Day one: I've just spent two weeks in the [[IncrediblyLamePun bush]] with my colleagues [[JustForPun Rod and Johnson]], and we've [[DoubleEntendre come]] to the conclusion that the resort should remain [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything privates]]. [[HurricaneOfPuns Tit's]] time we made the [[WorldOfPun breast]] of this colony and welcome it with open [[BreadEggsMilkSquick vaginas]].

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--> '''Arthur:''' Day one: I've just spent two weeks in the [[IncrediblyLamePun bush]] with my colleagues [[JustForPun [[{{Pun}} Rod and Johnson]], and we've [[DoubleEntendre come]] to the conclusion that the resort should remain [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything privates]]. [[HurricaneOfPuns Tit's]] time we made the [[WorldOfPun breast]] of this colony and welcome it with open [[BreadEggsMilkSquick vaginas]].
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* The director for ''Jailbait Babysitter'' also directed ''Baby Rosemary'', which the Snob suspects is about [[RosemarysBaby a baby that gives birth]] [[InvertedTrope to demon Mia Farrow.]]

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* The director for ''Jailbait Babysitter'' also directed ''Baby Rosemary'', which the Snob suspects is about [[RosemarysBaby [[Literature/RosemarysBaby a baby that gives birth]] [[InvertedTrope to demon Mia Farrow.]]
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* At the end of ''48 Hours of Hallucinatory Sex'', Brad unbuttons his shirt and says he's going to dance naked to [[Film/NudistColonyOfTheDead "Inky Dinky Doodah Morning"]] [[CallBack on his porch.]] [[spoiler: After the ending credits, he steps back into the camera's view to fix his curtain...''completely naked.'' He even turns around to give the camera an eyeful of his (admittedly impressive) package before suddenly realizing the camera is on.]]

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* At the end of ''48 Hours of Hallucinatory Sex'', Brad unbuttons his shirt and says he's going to dance naked to [[Film/NudistColonyOfTheDead "Inky Dinky Doodah Morning"]] [[CallBack on his porch.]] [[spoiler: After the ending credits, he steps back into the camera's view to fix his curtain...''completely naked.'' He even turns around to give the camera an eyeful of his (admittedly pretty impressive) package before suddenly realizing the camera is on.]]
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If you give TheCinemaSnob an opportunity to let loose uncensored, you know he's going to go all out...

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** When the babysitter steps in dog shit...
---> '''Babysitter:''' Goddamn dogs!
---> '''Snob:''' Hey, be nice to that dog; it's also the director!
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** Don't worry; it's this awkward ''every'' time Roman Polanski orders out for a babysitter."

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** Don't "Don't worry; it's this awkward ''every'' time Roman Polanski orders out for a babysitter."
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* The director for ''JailbaitBabysitter'' also directed ''Baby Rosemary'', which the Snob suspects is about [[RosemarysBaby a baby that gives birth]] [[InvertedTrope to demon Mia Farrow.]]

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* The director for ''JailbaitBabysitter'' ''Jailbait Babysitter'' also directed ''Baby Rosemary'', which the Snob suspects is about [[RosemarysBaby a baby that gives birth]] [[InvertedTrope to demon Mia Farrow.]]
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*The director for ''JailbaitBabysitter'' also directed ''Baby Rosemary'', which the Snob suspects is about [[RosemarysBaby a baby that gives birth]] [[InvertedTrope to demon Mia Farrow.]]
** Don't worry; it's this awkward ''every'' time Roman Polanski orders out for a babysitter."
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--> '''Arthur:''' Day one: I've just spent two weeks in the [[IncrediblyLamePun bush]] with my colleagues [[JustForPun Rod and Johnson]], and we've come to the conclusion that the resort should remain [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything privates]]. [[HurricaneOfPuns Tit's]] time we made the [[WorldOfPun breast]] of this colony and welcome it with open [[BreadEggsMilkSquick vaginas]].

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--> '''Arthur:''' Day one: I've just spent two weeks in the [[IncrediblyLamePun bush]] with my colleagues [[JustForPun Rod and Johnson]], and we've come [[DoubleEntendre come]] to the conclusion that the resort should remain [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything privates]]. [[HurricaneOfPuns Tit's]] time we made the [[WorldOfPun breast]] of this colony and welcome it with open [[BreadEggsMilkSquick vaginas]].

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** "And ''how old is that kid?!''"
** The film rarely shows anyone speak, and when they do they tend to have their mouth covered or facing away from the camera.

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** "And "And, excuse me, but ''how old is that kid?!''"
** "Can I just say that I've never before been so glad that this movie's ''not'' in Smell-O-Vision?"
** The film rarely shows anyone speak, and when they do they tend to have their mouth covered or facing away from the camera.camera, which is a great source of comedy for Brad.



** [[Film/SleepawayCamp "Dear Mom and Dad; I've been at Nudist Camp for three weeks...and I'm getting...very...horny."]]

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** The Snob's interpretations of the various reports written by the two leads.
--> '''Stacy:'''
[[Film/SleepawayCamp "Dear Mom and Dad; I've been at Nudist Camp for almost three weeks...and I'm getting...very...horny."]]"]]
--> '''Arthur:''' Day one: I've just spent two weeks in the [[IncrediblyLamePun bush]] with my colleagues [[JustForPun Rod and Johnson]], and we've come to the conclusion that the resort should remain [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything privates]]. [[HurricaneOfPuns Tit's]] time we made the [[WorldOfPun breast]] of this colony and welcome it with open [[BreadEggsMilkSquick vaginas]].
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** [[SleepawayCamp "Dear Mom and Dad; I've been at Nudist Camp for three weeks...and I'm getting...very...horny."]]

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** [[SleepawayCamp "Dear Mom and Dad; I've been at Nudist Camp for three weeks...and I'm getting...very...horny."]]
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** '''Folgers Coffee: A Nude Way to Freshen Your Morning'''
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** "They're smiling because the chiggers provide a nice itching sensation on the anus."
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** The film rarely shows anyone speak, and when they do they tend to have their mouth covered or facing away from the camera.
** "Stacy, don't poke holes in Arthur's story; that's ''my'' job!"
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If you give TheCinemaSnob an opportunity to let loose uncensored, you know he's going to go all out...

* He does the entire review for ''Diary of a Nudist'' naked in his comfy chair.
-->'''Snob:''' What? Did you think that because it was uncensored that I'd show you something sexy? [[SelfDeprecatingHumor Hell, no!]] But you are free to jerk off to this any time you want; just know that, if you do, I will be quietly judging you by giving you this face. ''[Stares at the camera blankly and shakes his head disapprovingly]''
** "And ''how old is that kid?!''"
* At the end of ''48 Hours of Hallucinatory Sex'', Brad unbuttons his shirt and says he's going to dance naked to [[Film/NudistColonyOfTheDead "Inky Dinky Doodah Morning"]] [[CallBack on his porch.]] [[spoiler: After the ending credits, he steps back into the camera's view to fix his curtain...''completely naked.'' He even turns around to give the camera an eyeful of his (admittedly impressive) package before suddenly realizing the camera is on.]]
-->'''Snob:''' ''[Sarcastically]'' [[BigNo Oh, no!]]

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