History Funny / TheCinemaSnob2010Episodes

** "[[Film/FridayThe13thPartVIJasonLives Somebody needs to stop Jason!]] ''Too bad I'm in jail...''" "[[Music/AliceCooper HE'S BACK! THE MAN BEHIND THE MASK!]]"

* His reaction to the movie's sudden stop (which he has since turned into a RunningGag): "That is... actually kind of genius!"

* "Unfortunately, you cannot lick something to bring it back to life. Believe me, I know." *starts licking a [[NintendoEntertainmentSystem NES]]*

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* "I was going to go with either DeadFall or TheWickerMan, so I went with [[TakeTheThirdOption both.]]"

* "What the hell am I looking at here? Was that {{Zardoz}}'s cock?!"

* "I'm of the opinion that rap has the power to ruin something as great as {{Casablanca}}. So what do you think it does to Ax 'Em?"

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-->"Why haven't more movies done that? Why didn't ''[[Film/Halloween1978 Halloween]]'' just divide itself in half and then draw out it's segments by inserting footage from ''Scream Blacula Scream''? Oh wait, I know why, it's because Creator/JohnCarpenter isn't fucking retarded!

-->"Why haven't more movies done that? Why didn't ''Film/{{Halloween 1978}}'' just divide itself in half and then draw out it's segments by inserting footage from ''Scream Blacula Scream''? Oh wait, I know why, it's because Creator/JohnCarpenter isn't fucking retarded!

-->''Snob:'' "What. The. Shit?"

* Brad doesn't recognize [[spoiler:the killer]] as fitness guru "Body by Jake" Steinfeld.

* Playing the [[IndianaJones Raiders March]] over the bed "lassoing" its victim.

* "If they wanted the footage to melt any quicker, they should point the camera at the fucking [[Franchise/IndianaJones Ark of the Covenant]]!"

* The "MorganFreeman narration"

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--> '''Snob''': Whenever someone curses like that, [[GrowingPains Kirk Cameron]] loses one of his [[TheFundamentalist glued-on angel wings]].
* "If they wanted the footage to melt any quicker, they should point the camera at the fucking [[IndianaJones Ark of the Covenant]]!"

* TheCameo from the real Colonel Sanders. His reaction might be one of the greatest BigWhat (The Fuck) moments ever recorded.
-->'''Col. Sanders:''' *walks onscreen*
-->'''Snob:''' *blink blink blink*
-->'''Col. Sanders:''' *stands there*
-->'''Snob:''' *leans forward, squints*
-->'''Col. Sanders:''' Isn't that the most wonderful chicken you ever ate?
-->'''Snob:''' *sits back down* ...WHAT THE FUCK!

-->Wait, I'm sorry, is this movie supposed to be the fucking origin story of ''ThePowerpuffGirls''? I forgot that Professor Utonium used sugar, spice, everything nice and fucking severed body parts!

* "I would call this movie a major fucking embarrassment, [[TakeThat but at least it didn't have]] [[Film/SupermanIVTheQuestForPeace Jon Cryer!]]"

--->'''Snob''': "Whoa-ho-ho, spoilers!"

--->'''Snob''': "I don't '''care.'''"

* "I'm sorry is that Superman or [[Music/{{Queen}} Freddie Mercury]]? I can't tell whether this takes place in Metropolis or Vincent D'Onofrio's head from ''Film/TheCell''!"

** Made all the more amusing by the product Brad tries and his reaction to it. [[Spoiler:It's human blood.]]

* The parody "Brad Tries" where he tries drinking blood.

* The absolute beautiful timing of the intro[[note]]Brad is wondering when he's ''ever'' going to find a use for his Sasquatch costume again[[/note]]:

-->''(SmashCut to the opening credits[[note]]This go around, it features a clip of the Geek beginning to feel up one of the girls[[/note]])''
-->'''Intro:''' ''[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Believe it or not!]]''

* Playing the LooneyTunes theme over a scene to complain about the circle cut.