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* After three years of reviewing Z-movies, ''The Astro-Zombies'' is Snob's first foray into [[{{Creator/TedVMikels}} Ted V. Mikels's]] filmography.
--> '''Snob:''' I siphoned 15 seconds of blood out of 90 minutes of cheese.
* He looks at other Mikels "classics" such as ''Film/GirlInGoldBoots'', the later-reviewed ''Film/TheCorpseGrinders'', [[UnfortunateImplications and...]]
-->'''Snob:''' ''Apartheid Slave Women's Justice'', which is just 90 minutes of [[FetishRetardant Ted getting trampled on by stilettos!]] Oh, but it's okay because according to {{Website/IMDb}}, if you liked ''Apartheid Slave Women's Justice'', then you'll love ''[[{{Film/GoneWithTheWind}} GONE WITH THE WIND!]]''
* Snob shreds the opening credits, which is just text atop footage of tacky toy robots on the street.
--> '''Snob:''' What? Did he get his fucking five-year-old nephew to design the opening credits?
** Which he compares to a certain scene from [[{{Film/GodfreyHoNinjaMovies}} Godfrey Ho's]] ''Film/NinjaTerminator''.
--> '''Snob:''' AND THEY DON'T EVEN BELONG IN A GODFREY HO FILM!
* '''Snob:''' [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Why does]] [[{{UsefulNotes/LyndonJohnson}} LBJ]] look so smug about being in this movie?
* ''The Astro-Zombies'' is also another Z-movie Snob reviews starring Creator/JohnCarradine as a mad scientist.
--> '''Snob:''' -pfft, duh-
** Snob notes that Carradine's [[TheIgor hunchback sidekick, Franchot,]] looks like Yakov Smirnoff.
--> '''Snob:''' [[RussianReversal In Soviet Russia, movie fucks you!]]
* This:
--> '''Snob:''' Hey, [[KensingtonGore you ever see blood drain?]]
--> (Cue Franchot doing that into a milk carton [[{{Main/Filler}} for over a minute.]])
--> '''Snob:''' [[SarcasmMode Exciting.]] The only thing that scene makes me want is a [[INeedAFreakingDrink strawberry daiquiri.]]
* The movie ends with a climatic shootout in a backyard between a gunman, cops, and random stock footage of a soldier in a field.
--> '''Snob:''' It's nice to know that this guy in the hills of fucking Wyoming with a shotgun manages to hit something in this Hollywood Hills backyard!
* Snob tears into the poster, which tells us to "SEE!" things [[NeverTrustATrailer not found in the movie.]] He gives us these suggestions instead:
--> '''Snob:''' SEE! Plastic entrails! SEE! John Carradine [[MoneyDearBoy die on the inside!]] [[GratuitousSpanish Or, ¡SI! This movie is ¡mierda!]]
--> '''Snob:''' I siphoned 15 seconds of blood out of 90 minutes of cheese.
* He looks at other Mikels "classics" such as ''Film/GirlInGoldBoots'', the later-reviewed ''Film/TheCorpseGrinders'', [[UnfortunateImplications and...]]
-->'''Snob:''' ''Apartheid Slave Women's Justice'', which is just 90 minutes of [[FetishRetardant Ted getting trampled on by stilettos!]] Oh, but it's okay because according to {{Website/IMDb}}, if you liked ''Apartheid Slave Women's Justice'', then you'll love ''[[{{Film/GoneWithTheWind}} GONE WITH THE WIND!]]''
* Snob shreds the opening credits, which is just text atop footage of tacky toy robots on the street.
--> '''Snob:''' What? Did he get his fucking five-year-old nephew to design the opening credits?
** Which he compares to a certain scene from [[{{Film/GodfreyHoNinjaMovies}} Godfrey Ho's]] ''Film/NinjaTerminator''.
--> '''Snob:''' AND THEY DON'T EVEN BELONG IN A GODFREY HO FILM!
* '''Snob:''' [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Why does]] [[{{UsefulNotes/LyndonJohnson}} LBJ]] look so smug about being in this movie?
* ''The Astro-Zombies'' is also another Z-movie Snob reviews starring Creator/JohnCarradine as a mad scientist.
--> '''Snob:''' -pfft, duh-
** Snob notes that Carradine's [[TheIgor hunchback sidekick, Franchot,]] looks like Yakov Smirnoff.
--> '''Snob:''' [[RussianReversal In Soviet Russia, movie fucks you!]]
* This:
--> '''Snob:''' Hey, [[KensingtonGore you ever see blood drain?]]
--> (Cue Franchot doing that into a milk carton [[{{Main/Filler}} for over a minute.]])
--> '''Snob:''' [[SarcasmMode Exciting.]] The only thing that scene makes me want is a [[INeedAFreakingDrink strawberry daiquiri.]]
* The movie ends with a climatic shootout in a backyard between a gunman, cops, and random stock footage of a soldier in a field.
--> '''Snob:''' It's nice to know that this guy in the hills of fucking Wyoming with a shotgun manages to hit something in this Hollywood Hills backyard!
* Snob tears into the poster, which tells us to "SEE!" things [[NeverTrustATrailer not found in the movie.]] He gives us these suggestions instead:
--> '''Snob:''' SEE! Plastic entrails! SEE! John Carradine [[MoneyDearBoy die on the inside!]] [[GratuitousSpanish Or, ¡SI! This movie is ¡mierda!]]
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** At the start, when he has a nightmare of ''E.T. The Porno'', Brad sits up and shouts out "Ich bin der Waffelautomat!"
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** At the start, when he has a nightmare of ''E.T. The Porno'', Brad sits up and shouts out [[GratuitousGerman "Ich bin der Waffelautomat!"Waffelautomat!"]], a CallBack to ''The Refrigerator''.
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-->'''Snob''': And that was Uwe Boll's adaptation of ''[[VideoGame/ETTheExtraterrestrial E.T]]'' for the Platform/{{Atari 2600}}.
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-->'''Snob''': And that was Uwe Boll's Creator/UweBoll's adaptation of ''[[VideoGame/ETTheExtraterrestrial E.T]]'' for the Platform/{{Atari 2600}}.
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-->"Why haven't more movies done that? Why didn't ''[[Film/Halloween1978 Halloween]]'' just divide itself in half and then draw out it's segments by inserting footage from ''Film/ScreamBlaculaScream''? Oh wait, I know why, it's because Creator/JohnCarpenter isn't fucking retarded!
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-->"Why haven't more movies done that? Why didn't ''[[Film/Halloween1978 Halloween]]'' just divide itself in half and then draw out it's its segments by inserting footage from ''Film/ScreamBlaculaScream''? Oh wait, I know why, it's because Creator/JohnCarpenter isn't fucking retarded!
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* Noting how the wizard always brings along his cheery {{Leitmotif}}, even when the scenes are supposed to be serious. (for reference, the Snob used that later as Lloyd's theme)
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* Noting how the wizard always brings along his cheery {{Leitmotif}}, even when [[SoundtrackDissonance the scenes are supposed to be serious. serious]] (for reference, the Snob used that later as Lloyd's theme)theme).
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* The Snob begins the video by reading a letter from a fan, "Blind in Rikers", who supposedly asked him to review the film, saying that watching the film led her to murder her entire family and pluck her eyes out. The Snob then says that he discovered that the film was released in 2002, and since his cutoff date is 1995, he doesn't have to review it, after which he goes to check his mailbox. There he finds another letter by "Blind in Rikers" saying that she thought he might use the "released in 2002" excuse, but that unfortunately for him the film was actually made in 1992, making it perfectly elegible for review. But what sells it is Snob's reaction to the revelation: Reenacting the "Worst Line Reading Ever" from ''Film/ToughGuysDontDance''.
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* The Snob begins the video by reading a letter from a fan, "Blind in Rikers", who supposedly asked him to review the film, saying that watching the film led her to murder her entire family and pluck her eyes out. The Snob then says that he discovered that the film was released in 2002, and since his cutoff date is 1995, he doesn't have to review it, after which he goes to check his mailbox. There he finds another letter by "Blind in Rikers" saying that she thought he might use the "released in 2002" excuse, but that unfortunately for him the film was actually made in 1992, making it perfectly elegible eligible for review. But what sells it is Snob's reaction to the revelation: Reenacting the "Worst Line Reading Ever" from ''Film/ToughGuysDontDance''.
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* "Thats funny. I thought the 70's cure for nymphomania was just 'more cocaine'"
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* "Even this box cover has more personality than the fucking movie! Is that Superman or Music/FreddieMercury? I can't tell if this movie is supposed to be taking place in Metropolis or inside Vincent D'Onofrio's head from ''Film/TheCell''!"
* "What's with this background? It looks like a kindergarden class put on their own production of ''Film/DickTracy''!"
* "What's with this background? It looks like a kindergarden class put on their own production of ''Film/DickTracy''!"
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* "Even this box cover has more personality than the fucking movie! Is that Superman or Music/FreddieMercury? I can't tell if this movie is supposed to be taking place in Metropolis or inside Vincent D'Onofrio's Creator/VincentDOnofrio's head from ''Film/TheCell''!"
* "What's with this background? It looks like akindergarden kindergarten class put on their own production of ''Film/DickTracy''!"
* "What's with this background? It looks like a
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-->'''Snob''': And that was Uwe Boll's adaptation of ''[[VideoGame/ETTheExtraterrestrial E.T]]'' for the UsefulNotes/{{Atari 2600}}.
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-->'''Snob''': And that was Uwe Boll's adaptation of ''[[VideoGame/ETTheExtraterrestrial E.T]]'' for the UsefulNotes/{{Atari Platform/{{Atari 2600}}.
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-->'''TheChick:''' You don't think this setup's weird?
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* "Even this box cover has more personality than the fucking movie! Is that Superman or [[Music/{{Queen}} Freddie Mercury]]? I can't tell if this movie is supposed to be taking place in Metropolis or inside Vincent D'Onofrio's head from ''Film/TheCell''!"
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* "Even this box cover has more personality than the fucking movie! Is that Superman or [[Music/{{Queen}} Freddie Mercury]]? Music/FreddieMercury? I can't tell if this movie is supposed to be taking place in Metropolis or inside Vincent D'Onofrio's head from ''Film/TheCell''!"
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** That Guy With The Glasses’s history lesson, "Who Was Caligula?"
-->'''TGWTG''': That’s a very good question. Actually it turns out that Caligula was the third Roman emperor. The name "Caligula" actually means "little soldier’s boot". Now personally, I would never name anyone after a little soldier’s boot. That’s just fucking stupid. Though I did name a child once after a toaster. His name, you might ask? [[ShapedLikeItself Toaster.]] I also named a child "Condom" once, but, [[CrossesTheLineTwice he was a mistake. A tad ironic when you think about it.]]
-->'''TGWTG''': That’s a very good question. Actually it turns out that Caligula was the third Roman emperor. The name "Caligula" actually means "little soldier’s boot". Now personally, I would never name anyone after a little soldier’s boot. That’s just fucking stupid. Though I did name a child once after a toaster. His name, you might ask? [[ShapedLikeItself Toaster.]] I also named a child "Condom" once, but, [[CrossesTheLineTwice he was a mistake. A tad ironic when you think about it.]]
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* During a sex scene, the camera cuts to a poorly lit unflattering low angle shot of Dolemite.
-->'''Snob:''' What is he raping the ''fucking'' cameraman now?!
-->'''Snob:''' What is he raping the ''fucking'' cameraman now?!
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* Brad doesn't realize the actor playing[[spoiler:the killer]] is fitness guru "Body by Jake" Steinfeld.
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* Brad doesn't realize the actor playing[[spoiler:the playing [[spoiler:the killer]] is fitness guru "Body by Jake" Steinfeld.
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* The "[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Ball Buster]]" commercial.
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* The "[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar "[[DoubleEntendre Ball Buster]]" commercial.
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* The Snob pointing out how the MoralGuardians who hated the original movie for supposedly having Santa Claus as a killer would've ''shat their pants'' at ''Film/SantasSlay''.
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* The Snob begins a drinking game for every time the boom mic is visible in frame, which is such a problem that one shot includes the ''arm and face of the operator''. Of course, when it happens that a character onstage at the club is barely audible, the irony is quickly noted.
-->'''Snob:''' Well, there we have it: a scene where we desperately need a microphone, ''and it's nowhere in fucking sight!''
-->'''Snob:''' Well, there we have it: a scene where we desperately need a microphone, ''and it's nowhere in fucking sight!''
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** The critic dubs the Adam West ''Series/{{Batman}}'' theme over a fight scene done in almost the exact same style...with a little alteration:
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** The critic dubs the Adam West ''Series/{{Batman}}'' ''Series/Batman1966'' theme over a fight scene done in almost the exact same style...with a little alteration:
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** "Were these dub actors on loan from the Godfrey Ho studios?! This doctor is like listening to Chris Rock dub Brent Hume! And the other guy sounds like fucking Creator/ClintHoward!"
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** "Were "Seriously, were these dub actors on loan from the Godfrey Ho studios?! This doctor is like listening to Chris Rock dub Brent Brit Hume! And the other guy sounds like fucking Creator/ClintHoward!"
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--->'''Snob:''' You can't say Special Forces with that kind of dubbing, because then I'm gonna expect Pierre Kirby and General Karpov to show up! And when they don't, I'm going to be pretty fucking disappointed!
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--->'''Snob:''' You can't say Special Forces "Special Forces" with that kind of dubbing, because then I'm gonna expect Pierre Kirby and General Karpov to show up! And when they don't, I'm going to be pretty fucking disappointed!
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* Snob, after hearing the [[SmokyVoice gravelly voice]] of the Mayor.
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* Snob, after upon hearing the [[SmokyVoice gravelly voice]] of the Mayor.
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* Snob, after hearing the [[SmokyVoice gravelly voice]] of the Mayor.
-->'''Snob:''' God, this guy sounds like Harvey Fierstein's frog!
-->'''Snob:''' God, this guy sounds like Harvey Fierstein's frog!
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** After ''30 minutes'' of watching a group of girls [[{{Padding}}have a baby shower, play cards and truth or dare, watch ''themselves'' on TV, and eat pizza,]] the killer finally arrives to kill them all with a choir singing Hallelujah in his praise.
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** After ''30 minutes'' of watching a group of girls [[{{Padding}}have a baby shower, play cards and truth or dare, watch ''themselves'' on TV, and eat pizza,]] the killer finally ''finally'' arrives to kill them all with all, so a choir singing Hallelujah in his praise.is overdubbed.
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* "I was going to go with either ''Film/DeadFall'' ''Film/{{Deadfall}}'' or ''[[Film/TheWickerMan2006 The ''Film/{{The Wicker Man]]'', Man|2006}}'', so I went with [[TakeTheThirdOption both.]]"
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* After Bigfoot's reveal: "Oh, never mind, it's just [[HarryPotter Hagrid]]!"
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* After Bigfoot's reveal: "Oh, never mind, it's just [[HarryPotter [[Franchise/HarryPotter Hagrid]]!"
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*On the film's overcliched, [[PoliceAreUseless useless]] law enforcement:
-->'''Snob:''' How do these fucking nitwit sheriffs keep getting elected? I'm afraid if someone told them that they won the election, ''they wouldn't believe them!''
-->'''Snob:''' How do these fucking nitwit sheriffs keep getting elected? I'm afraid if someone told them that they won the election, ''they wouldn't believe them!''
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* The Snob can't believe that the slasher movie begins with a [[YourMom "Yo Momma"]] contest. And that said contest is {{Padding}}.
-->''[after one too many "Yo momma is so dumb" jokes by a character [[CreatorCameo played by the director]]]''\\
'''Snob:''' Yo momma is so dumb, ''her son made Ax 'Em!''
-->''[after one too many "Yo momma is so dumb" jokes by a character [[CreatorCameo played by the director]]]''\\
'''Snob:''' Yo momma is so dumb, ''her son made Ax 'Em!''
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* The Snob reenacting the "Worst Line Reading Ever" from ''Film/ToughGuysDontDance''.
* The Snob reenacting the "Worst Line Reading Ever" from ''Film/ToughGuysDontDance''.
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[[folder:Ax Em]]
'Em]]
* The Snobreenacting begins the video by reading a letter from a fan, "Blind in Rikers", who supposedly asked him to review the film, saying that watching the film led her to murder her entire family and pluck her eyes out. The Snob then says that he discovered that the film was released in 2002, and since his cutoff date is 1995, he doesn't have to review it, after which he goes to check his mailbox. There he finds another letter by "Blind in Rikers" saying that she thought he might use the "released in 2002" excuse, but that unfortunately for him the film was actually made in 1992, making it perfectly elegible for review. But what sells it is Snob's reaction to the revelation: Reenacting the "Worst Line Reading Ever" from ''Film/ToughGuysDontDance''.
* The Snob
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* "I'm of the opinion that rap has the power to ruin something as great as Film/{{Casablanca}}. ''Film/{{Casablanca}}''. So what do you think it does to Ax 'Em?"''Ax 'Em''?"
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* He decides to see how many sets of genitals he has to blur from one still shot. Cue the 'coin get!' sound from SuperMarioBros... and he gets a life.
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* He decides to see how many sets of genitals he has to blur from one still shot. Cue the 'coin get!' sound from SuperMarioBros...''Franchise/SuperMarioBros''... and he gets a life.
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* The Snob reenacting the "Worst Line Reading Ever" from ''Tough Guys Don't Dance''.''Film/ToughGuysDontDance''.
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** "It looks like a pair of escaped child molesters crashed the set of ''ClutchCargo''!"''WesternAnimation/ClutchCargo''!"
