History Funny / TheChosenSix

* Later on, when Sirius is about to propose to Diane, he decides to reveal his secret of being a Wizard to her. While doing so, one of the "tricks" he does causes her to belch a soap bubble. Then, after she eventually says "yes", the two celebrate by [[Franchise/AustinPowers hopping on the good foot and doing the bad thing]], which causes Vernon Dursley (who lives next door to Sirius) to phone the police to complain about the noise. When the coppers find out who exactly is making the noise, [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere they decide to just write it off as a false alarm and leave.]]

* Dumbledore attempts to ease the Evanses into the explanation of the magical world, only for Sirius to blow past everyone else's hesitation and immediately turn into a dog, causing Thomas and Veronica to faint in surprise at the sight.

* Professor Trelawney returns from a year's sabbatical looking so different that the student body struggles to recognize her. When Dumbledore confirms that this is indeed the same Divination professor, Dora loudly says "What?! No way she is that scarecrow!". Not only does the outburst result in Trelawney giving her a {{death glare}}, but Professor Sprout 'congratulates' Dora on managing to achieve the rare feat of earning a detention on the first day back at Hogwarts. The only consolation Dora has is that at least she doesn't have Divination as an elective, otherwise the shame would have been akin to landing "in the ninth circle of hell".

%%**Year Six--The Half-Blood Prince (Chapters 66–current)
%%**Year Senen--The Deathly Hallows (yet to be published)

** Luna's broom smacking her on the nose, knocking her glasses fall off and causing her to fall on her butt.

** Luna's broom smacking her on the nose, causing her glasses to fall off and her falling on her butt.

* The Healers trying to reach Walburga Black to respond to her heart attack in time quickly becomes a farce due to all of the security measures she added to her house in her paranoia. Attempting to enter the house via Floo fails due to Walburga disconnecting it from the Network, then trying to Apparate inside places the Healers on the street in front of the building due to anti-intruder wards she placed on the house. By the time they try entering normally and get blocked by furniture moving into their path, the look they give Kreacher suggests they're already sick of how difficult Walburga's made herself to reach.

* Dora's reaction to being told the woman at the opnening feast is Trelawney, who had returned after a year and looks so different she had not recognized her,
-->'''Dora: "What?! No way she is that scarecrow!"'''
** That of course not only gets her the evil eye from Trelawney, but Professor Sprout then congratulates her that it's not often that students earn themselves detention right at the opening day. The only consolation Dora has is, that she doesn't have Divination as an elective, or she would have landed in the ninth circle of hell.

* Later on, when it's Hermione's turn to mount her broom, it ascends several meters before zipping off like a rocket, causing her to shriek in terror for about a minute before the teachers manage to regain control. Upon disembarking, Hermione is unable to make it to a bush before throwing up.

* Most of the students are able to make their brooms come to their hand at their first school flying lesson, though there are some exceptions. Schuster's broom doesn't move until he gives it a {{death glare}}, Seamus can't make his broom move at all, and Crabbe and Goyle's brooms both bonk their heads.

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![[Literature/HarryPotterAndThePhilosophersStone Year One--The Philosopher's Stone]]

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* Dora Tonks made an especially bad impression on Moaning Myrtle during her first year, as she happened to use a toilet that Myrtle was inside of and subsequently spend hours being pursued by the ghost loudly complaining about having been "peed and shat upon".

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