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-->"Ah, Jesus! [[MovingTheGoalposts What color was it]], bitch?!"
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!! The Boondock Saints
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD4oKK0pUTA "YOU INSIGNIFCUNT!!! Little fuck!"]]
* Why don't you [[ShoutOut make like]] [[Franchise/BackToTheFuture a tree]]... AND GET THE [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]] OUTTA HERE?
* Most of the time Greenly opens his mouth in general, it's gonna be funny.
* Smecker often orders Greenly to [[YouGetMeCoffee get him coffee]], though we never see Greenly go to ''get'' the coffee. However, Smecker always ends up holding a fresh cup the next scene we see him in.
-->'''Greenly:''' I ain't gettin' him no ''fuckin'' bagel!\\
''Later''\\
'''Smecker:''' We'll start the ass-kissing with ''you''! ''[Jabs thumb over his shoulder at Greenly]''
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD4oKK0pUTA "YOU INSIGNIFCUNT!!! Little fuck!"]]
* Why don't you [[ShoutOut make like]] [[Franchise/BackToTheFuture a tree]]... AND GET THE [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]] OUTTA HERE?
* Most of the time Greenly opens his mouth in general, it's gonna be funny.
* Smecker often orders Greenly to [[YouGetMeCoffee get him coffee]], though we never see Greenly go to ''get'' the coffee. However, Smecker always ends up holding a fresh cup the next scene we see him in.
-->'''Greenly:''' I ain't gettin' him no ''fuckin'' bagel!\\
''Later''\\
'''Smecker:''' We'll start the ass-kissing with ''you''! ''[Jabs thumb over his shoulder at Greenly]''
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** And bickering about it again on the window-washer in the sequel.
* Also [[BlackComedyAnimalCruelty "Is it dead?"]]
* "I killed your cat, you druggie bitch!" "But ''why''?" "I thought it'd bring closure to our relationship."
* "SH-YUT your FAT ASS, Rayvie! I can't buy a pack of smokes without running into NINE GUYS YOU FUCKED!"
* Rocco says he'll shoot himself if his girlfriend can even remember the name of her cat.
-->"Uh... Skippy. Skippy!"
* Also [[BlackComedyAnimalCruelty "Is it dead?"]]
* "I killed your cat, you druggie bitch!" "But ''why''?" "I thought it'd bring closure to our relationship."
* "SH-YUT your FAT ASS, Rayvie! I can't buy a pack of smokes without running into NINE GUYS YOU FUCKED!"
* Rocco says he'll shoot himself if his girlfriend can even remember the name of her cat.
-->"Uh... Skippy. Skippy!"
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* Also [[BlackComedyAnimalCruelty "Is it dead?"]]
* "I killed your cat, you druggie bitch!" "But ''why''?" "I thought it'd bring closure to our relationship.
--> "A black guy..." "--[[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain NIGGER!]]" "Y-yeah, that's what I said."
*
* The entire scene involving Rocco tearing into the group's apartment yelling that they've gotta go because he killed two guys at a diner.
** "I killed your
*
** Rocco says he'll shoot himself if his girlfriend can even remember the name of her cat.
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** Listen closely, [[NotHyperbole you can hear the hammer clicking on an empty chamber.]]
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** "SH-YUT your FAT ASS, Rayvie! I can't buy a pack of smokes without running into NINE GUYS YOU FUCKED!"
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* "Who ordered the whoopass fajitas!?"
** "DIIIING DOOOOOONG MOTHAFUCKA, DING DOOOOONG!!!!!!"
* "Would somebody ''please'' come ''over here'' and-" "'''FUCK!'''" "Me up the-" "'''ASS!'''"
** Afterwards, Murphy is ''on the floor'' from laughing so hard, with only his feet visible, kicking around the edge of the bar.
* The joke that Rocco tells in the first movie.
--> "A black guy..." "--[[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain NIGGER!]]" "Y-yeah, that's what I said."
* The entirety of the brothers' hit against the Chinese heroin dealers.
-->'''Connor:''' That's heroin.\\
'''Murphy:''' ''[pause]'' How the fuck would you know?\\
'''Connor:''' Fuck you, I know shit!
* The scene in the strip club in the first film, especially Rocco's "tit thing."
-->'''Connor:''' What the fuck are you doing?\\
'''Rocco:''' ''(puts his hands up)'' I'll tip her!
** In a FreezeFrameBonus when the cops are investigating the club, we see he actually did leave her some extra cash.
* Connor and Murphy messing with "Jaffar" on his first big job.
** "DIIIING DOOOOOONG MOTHAFUCKA, DING DOOOOONG!!!!!!"
* "Would somebody ''please'' come ''over here'' and-" "'''FUCK!'''" "Me up the-" "'''ASS!'''"
** Afterwards, Murphy is ''on the floor'' from laughing so hard, with only his feet visible, kicking around the edge of the bar.
* The joke that Rocco tells in the first movie.
--> "A black guy..." "--[[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain NIGGER!]]" "Y-yeah, that's what I said."
* The entirety of the brothers' hit against the Chinese heroin dealers.
-->'''Connor:''' That's heroin.\\
'''Murphy:''' ''[pause]'' How the fuck would you know?\\
'''Connor:''' Fuck you, I know shit!
* The scene in the strip club in the first film, especially Rocco's "tit thing."
-->'''Connor:''' What the fuck are you doing?\\
'''Rocco:''' ''(puts his hands up)'' I'll tip her!
** In a FreezeFrameBonus when the cops are investigating the club, we see he actually did leave her some extra cash.
* Connor and Murphy messing with "Jaffar" on his first big job.
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** "DIIIING DOOOOOONG MOTHAFUCKA, DING DOOOOONG!!!!!!"
* "Would somebody ''please'' come ''over here'' and-" "'''FUCK!'''" "Me up the-" "'''ASS!'''"
** Afterwards, Murphy is ''on the floor'' from laughing so hard, with only his feet visible, kicking around the edge of the bar.
* The joke that Rocco tells in the first movie.
--> "A black guy..." "--[[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain NIGGER!]]" "Y-yeah, that's what I said."
* The entirety of the brothers' hit against the Chinese heroin dealers.
-->'''Connor:''' That's heroin.\\
'''Murphy:''' ''[pause]'' How the fuck would you know?\\
'''Connor:''' Fuck you, I know shit!
* The scene in the strip club in the first film, especially Rocco's "tit thing."
-->'''Connor:''' What the fuck are you doing?\\
'''Rocco:''' ''(puts his hands up)'' I'll tip her!
** In a FreezeFrameBonus when the cops are investigating the club, we see he actually did leave her some extra cash.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDQCaGlqLFY ...That certainly illustrates the diversity of the word!]]
** If you don't want to watch that clip, it's Rocco delivering what would become the page quote for ClusterFBomb, after seeing the leaders of TheMafiya lying dead all over the place.
** If you don't want to watch that clip, it's Rocco delivering what would become the page quote for ClusterFBomb, after seeing the leaders of TheMafiya lying dead all over the place.
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* Paul Smecker at one point in the film suggests, "This could be the start of the first international mob war." A few minutes later, his brilliant little theory is proven wrong.
** Well, it's actually right, as Papa Joe ''did'' order a hit on the Russian boss, but the Boys are a wild card nobody saw coming.
** Well, it's actually right, as Papa Joe ''did'' order a hit on the Russian boss, but the Boys are a wild card nobody saw coming.
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* Paul Smecker at one point in the film suggests, "This could be "Now...what we have here, gentlemen, is possibly the start beginning of the first international mob war." A few minutes later, his brilliant little theory is proven wrong.
** Well, it's actually right, as Papa Joe ''did'' order a hit on the Russian boss, but the Boys are a wild card nobody sawcoming. coming.
* The scene in the strip club, especially Rocco's "tit thing."
-->'''Connor:''' What the fuck are you doing?\\
'''Rocco:''' ''(puts his hands up)'' I'll tip her!
** In a FreezeFrameBonus when the cops are investigating the club, we see he actually did leave her some extra cash.
* During the investigation of the firefight with Il Duce:
-->'''Greenly:''' Hey, what if it was [[OneManArmy one guy]] with [[MoreDakka six guns?]]
** Well, it's actually right, as Papa Joe ''did'' order a hit on the Russian boss, but the Boys are a wild card nobody saw
* The scene in the strip club, especially Rocco's "tit thing."
-->'''Connor:''' What the fuck are you doing?\\
'''Rocco:''' ''(puts his hands up)'' I'll tip her!
** In a FreezeFrameBonus when the cops are investigating the club, we see he actually did leave her some extra cash.
* During the investigation of the firefight with Il Duce:
-->'''Greenly:''' Hey, what if it was [[OneManArmy one guy]] with [[MoreDakka six guns?]]
!! All Saints' Day
* The rope argument makes its grand return as Connor and Murphy are preparing to rappel down through the window and into the building where some bad guys are.
* "Who ordered the whoopass fajitas!?"
** "DIIIING DOOOOOONG MOTHAFUCKA, DING DOOOOONG!!!!!!"
* "Would somebody ''please'' come ''over here'' and-" "'''FUCK!'''" "Me up the-" "'''ASS!'''"
** Afterwards, Murphy is ''on the floor'' from laughing so hard, with only his feet visible, kicking around the edge of the bar.
* The entirety of the brothers' hit against the Chinese heroin dealers.
-->'''Connor:''' That's heroin.\\
'''Murphy:''' ''[pause]'' How the fuck would you know?\\
'''Connor:''' Fuck you, I know shit!
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* During the investigation of the firefight with Il Duce:
-->'''Greenly:''' Hey, what if it was [[OneManArmy one guy]] with [[MoreDakka six guns?]]
* Most of the time Greenly opens his mouth in general, it's gonna be funny.
* Smecker often orders Greenly to [[YouGetMeCoffee get him coffee]], though we never see Greenly go to ''get'' the coffee. However, Smecker always ends up holding a fresh cup the next scene we see him in.
-->'''Greenly:''' I ain't gettin' him no ''fuckin'' bagel!\\
''Later''\\
'''Smecker:''' We'll start the ass-kissin' with ''you''! ''[Jabs thumb over his shoulder at Greenly]''
** In the sequel, Greenly meets Special Agent Bloom. Instantly, he starts trying to get into her pants.
*** Something she takes ''full'' advantage of.
-->'''Greenly:''' Hey, what if it was [[OneManArmy one guy]] with [[MoreDakka six guns?]]
* Most of the time Greenly opens his mouth in general, it's gonna be funny.
* Smecker often orders Greenly to [[YouGetMeCoffee get him coffee]], though we never see Greenly go to ''get'' the coffee. However, Smecker always ends up holding a fresh cup the next scene we see him in.
-->'''Greenly:''' I ain't gettin' him no ''fuckin'' bagel!\\
''Later''\\
'''Smecker:''' We'll start the ass-kissin' with ''you''! ''[Jabs thumb over his shoulder at Greenly]''
** In the sequel, Greenly meets Special Agent Bloom. Instantly, he starts trying to get into her pants.
*** Something she takes ''full'' advantage of.
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* During the investigation of the firefight with Il Duce:
-->'''Greenly:''' Hey, what if it was [[OneManArmy one guy]] with [[MoreDakka six guns?]]
* Most of the time Greenly opens his mouth in general, it's gonna be funny.
* Smecker often orders Greenly to [[YouGetMeCoffee get him coffee]], though we never see Greenly go to ''get'' the coffee. However, Smecker always ends up holding a fresh cup the next scene we see him in.
-->'''Greenly:''' I ain't gettin' him no ''fuckin'' bagel!\\
''Later''\\
'''Smecker:''' We'll start the ass-kissin' with ''you''! ''[Jabs thumb over his shoulder at Greenly]''
** In the sequel,Greenly meets Special Agent Bloom. Instantly, he starts trying to get into her pants.
*** Somethingpants, something she takes ''full'' advantage of.
-->'''Greenly:''' Hey, what if it was [[OneManArmy one guy]] with [[MoreDakka six guns?]]
* Most of the time Greenly opens his mouth in general, it's gonna be funny.
* Smecker often orders Greenly to [[YouGetMeCoffee get him coffee]], though we never see Greenly go to ''get'' the coffee. However, Smecker always ends up holding a fresh cup the next scene we see him in.
-->'''Greenly:''' I ain't gettin' him no ''fuckin'' bagel!\\
''Later''\\
'''Smecker:''' We'll start the ass-kissin' with ''you''! ''[Jabs thumb over his shoulder at Greenly]''
** In the sequel,
*** Something
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"SHUT UP! Romeo's crying!"
* "I'm strangely comfortable with it."
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDQCaGlqLFY ...That certainly illustrates the diversity of the word!]]
** If you don't want to watch that clip, it's Rocco delivering what would become the page quote for ClusterFBomb, after seeing the leaders of TheMafiya lying dead all over the place.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD4oKK0pUTA "YOU INSIGNIFCUNT!!!"]]
* Why don't you [[ShoutOut make like]] [[Franchise/BackToTheFuture a tree]]... AND GET THE [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]] OUTTA HERE?
* "I'm strangely comfortable with it."
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDQCaGlqLFY ...That certainly illustrates the diversity of the word!]]
** If you don't want to watch that clip, it's Rocco delivering what would become the page quote for ClusterFBomb, after seeing the leaders of TheMafiya lying dead all over the place.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD4oKK0pUTA "YOU INSIGNIFCUNT!!!"]]
* Why don't you [[ShoutOut make like]] [[Franchise/BackToTheFuture a tree]]... AND GET THE [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]] OUTTA HERE?
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"SHUT UP! Romeo's crying!"
* "I'm strangely comfortable with it."
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDQCaGlqLFY ...That certainly illustrates the diversity of the word!]]
** If you don't want to watch that clip, it's Rocco delivering what would become the page quote for ClusterFBomb, after seeing the leaders of TheMafiya lying dead all over the place.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD4oKK0pUTA "YOU INSIGNIFCUNT!!!"]]
* Why don't you [[ShoutOut make like]] [[Franchise/BackToTheFuture a tree]]... AND GET THE [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]] OUTTA HERE?crying!"
* "I'm strangely comfortable with it."
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDQCaGlqLFY ...That certainly illustrates the diversity of the word!]]
** If you don't want to watch that clip, it's Rocco delivering what would become the page quote for ClusterFBomb, after seeing the leaders of TheMafiya lying dead all over the place.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD4oKK0pUTA "YOU INSIGNIFCUNT!!!"]]
* Why don't you [[ShoutOut make like]] [[Franchise/BackToTheFuture a tree]]... AND GET THE [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]] OUTTA HERE?
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---> '''Smecker''': "What the fuck are you doing?"
---> '''Boyfriend''': "I just wanted to cuddle."
---> '''Smecker''': "Cuddle? [[NWordPrivileges What a fag]]."
---> '''Boyfriend''': "I just wanted to cuddle."
---> '''Smecker''': "Cuddle? [[NWordPrivileges What a fag]]."
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---> '''Boyfriend''': "I
'''Boyfriend:''' I just wanted to cuddle.
---> '''Smecker''': "Cuddle?
'''Smecker:''' Cuddle? [[NWordPrivileges What a fag]].
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---> "A black guy..." "--[[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain NIGGER!]]" "Y-yeah, that's what I said."
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---> '''Connor''': That's heroin.
---> '''Murphy''': [pause] How the fuck would you know?
---> '''Connor''': Fuck you, I know shit!
---> '''Murphy''': [pause] How the fuck would you know?
---> '''Connor''': Fuck you, I know shit!
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---> '''Murphy''': [pause]
'''Murphy:''' ''[pause]'' How the fuck would you
---> '''Connor''':
'''Connor:''' Fuck you, I know shit!
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---> '''Connor''': What the fuck are you doing?
---> '''Rocco''': ''(puts his hands up)'' I'll tip her!
---> '''Rocco''': ''(puts his hands up)'' I'll tip her!
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---> '''Rocco''':
'''Rocco:''' ''(puts his hands up)'' I'll tip her!
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--->"That's nine bodies, genius! What were you gonna do, laugh the last three to death, funny man?"
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--->'''Priest:''' (still concerned for his life) Would they ever harm an innocent person for any reason?
--->'''Smecker:''' No, they would never do that--well, the two Irish guys wouldn't. The Italian guy, he might. He's kind of an idiot.
----> Whereupon Rocco proceeds to ''agree'' with Smecker, in an [[ComicallyMissingThePoint effect to sound intimidating.]]
--->'''Smecker:''' No, they would never do that--well, the two Irish guys wouldn't. The Italian guy, he might. He's kind of an idiot.
----> Whereupon Rocco proceeds to ''agree'' with Smecker, in an [[ComicallyMissingThePoint effect to sound intimidating.]]
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--->'''Smecker:'''
'''Smecker:''' No, they would never do that--well, the two Irish guys wouldn't. The Italian guy, he might. He's kind of an idiot.
''Whereupon Rocco proceeds to ''agree'' with Smecker, in an [[ComicallyMissingThePoint effect to sound intimidating.
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---> '''Greenly:''' Hey, what if it was [[OneManArmy one guy]] with [[MoreDakka six guns?]]
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--->'''Greenly:''' I ain't gettin' him no ''fuckin''' bagel!
--->''Later''
--->'''Smecker:''' We'll start the ass-kissin' with ''you''! [Jabs thumb over his shoulder at Greenly]
--->''Later''
--->'''Smecker:''' We'll start the ass-kissin' with ''you''! [Jabs thumb over his shoulder at Greenly]
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--->''Later''
--->'''Smecker:'''
''Later''\\
'''Smecker:''' We'll start the ass-kissin' with ''you''!
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--->'''Doc:''' Nice to meet you, lad. They call me--FUCK! ASS!
--->'''Romeo:''' How ya doin', fuckass? I'm Romeo.
--->'''Romeo:''' How ya doin', fuckass? I'm Romeo.
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--->'''Romeo:'''
'''Romeo:''' How ya doin', fuckass? I'm Romeo.
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--->"STAY GOLD, PONY BOY!"
--->"Oops! Busy signal. Looks like we'll have to calleth back!"
--->"SHUT UP! Romeo's crying!"
--->"Oops! Busy signal. Looks like we'll have to calleth back!"
--->"SHUT UP! Romeo's crying!"
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--->"Oops!
"Oops! Busy signal. Looks like we'll have to calleth
--->"SHUT
"SHUT UP! Romeo's crying!"
