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--> '''Eli''': Behind the TV.
--> '''Carnegie''': (to goon) Check the TV.
--> '''Goon''': (with mystified look) What's a "teevee?
--> '''Carnegie''': [[SuddenlyShouting YOU’RE FUCKIN’ SHITTIN’ ME!!!]] (to Redridge who is old enough to remember what this is) You, go check the TV.

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--> '''Eli''': Behind It's in the house, back of the TV.
--> '''Carnegie''': (to goon) Check Go check the TV.
--> '''Goon''': (with mystified look) What's a "teevee?
The what?
--> '''Carnegie''': [[SuddenlyShouting YOU’RE FUCKIN’ SHITTIN’ ME!!!]] (to Redridge who is old enough to remember what this is) You, go check the TV.You go!
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* The hijackers are understandably confused by their leader's instructions to "kiss him". Eli (having just relieved the man of his hand) helpfully clarifies that the leader is in shock, and most likely meant to say "kill".
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* The car '''Solara'''' blows up has a sign on it that reads 'Watch for children.' Good advice for avoiding grenades.

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* The car '''Solara'''' [[spoiler: Solara]] blows up has a sign on it that reads 'Watch for children.' Good advice for avoiding grenades.
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* The car '''Solara'''' blows up has a sign on it that reads 'Watch for children.' Good advice for avoiding grenades.

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* The Old [[spoiler: cannibal]] couple Eli and Solara are a huge source of funny moments. Their cheerful approach to the apocalypse is a huge contrast to the rest of the film, and Michael Gambon is clearly having a lot of fun. Of course, fans who primarily know him as [[Franchise/HarryPotter Dumbledore]] will only find it funnier.
--> '''Eli:''' Have you got any more weapons?
--> '''George:''' "Weapons? I'll show you some weapons!" *opens up the couch to reveal it's stuffed with guns.*
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--> '''Carnegie''': "Where's the book?"
--> '''Eli''': "Behind the TV."
--> '''Carnegie''' (to goon): "Check the TV."
--> '''Goon''' (with mystified look): "What's a "teevee?"
--> '''Carnegie''' [[SuddenlyShouting YOU’RE FUCKIN’ SHITTIN’ ME!!!]] (to Redridge who is old enough to remember what this is): "You, go check the TV."

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--> '''Carnegie''': "Where's Where's the book?"
book?
--> '''Eli''': "Behind Behind the TV."
TV.
--> '''Carnegie''' '''Carnegie''': (to goon): "Check goon) Check the TV."
TV.
--> '''Goon''' '''Goon''': (with mystified look): "What's look) What's a "teevee?"
"teevee?
--> '''Carnegie''' '''Carnegie''': [[SuddenlyShouting YOU’RE FUCKIN’ SHITTIN’ ME!!!]] (to Redridge who is old enough to remember what this is): "You, is) You, go check the TV."
TV.
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--> '''Carnegie''' (to Redridge who is old enough to remember what this is): "You, go check the TV."

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--> '''Carnegie''' [[SuddenlyShouting YOU’RE FUCKIN’ SHITTIN’ ME!!!]] (to Redridge who is old enough to remember what this is): "You, go check the TV."

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* "I'm going to take my things and leave this bar." "alright *thud*"
* Eli trying to explain "faith" using the metaphor of a "flower of light in a field of darkness." Solara asks if that's something he got from the book, and Eli sheepishly admits, "It's [[Music/JohnnyCash At Folsom Prison]]."

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* "I'm going to take my things and leave this bar." "alright *thud*"
"Alright." *thud*
* Eli trying to explain "faith" using the metaphor of a "flower of light in a field of darkness." Solara asks if that's something he got from the book, and Eli sheepishly admits, "It's admits it's from [[Music/JohnnyCash At "At Folsom Prison]]."Prison"]].



--> '''Carnegie''' (to Redridge who is old enough to remember what this is): "You, go check the TV."

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--> '''Carnegie''' (to Redridge who is old enough to remember what this is): "You, go check the TV.""

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--> '''Eli''': [[spoiler: "Behind the TV."]]

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--> '''Eli''': [[spoiler: "Behind the TV."]]"



--> '''Goon'''(with mystified look): "What's a "teevee?"

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--> '''Goon'''(with '''Goon''' (with mystified look): "What's a "teevee?"
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--> '''Goon'''(with mystified look): "What's a "teevee?"

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--> '''Goon'''(with mystified look): "What's a "teevee?""teevee?"
--> '''Carnegie''' (to Redridge who is old enough to remember what this is): "You, go check the TV."
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* Eli trying to explain "faith" using the metaphor of a "flower of light in a field of darkness." Solara asks if that's something he got from the book, and Eli sheepishly admits, "It's [[Music/JohnnyCash At Folsom Prison]]."

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* Eli trying to explain "faith" using the metaphor of a "flower of light in a field of darkness." Solara asks if that's something he got from the book, and Eli sheepishly admits, "It's [[Music/JohnnyCash At Folsom Prison]].""
* This exchange:
--> '''Carnegie''': "Where's the book?"
--> '''Eli''': [[spoiler: "Behind the TV."]]
--> '''Carnegie''' (to goon): "Check the TV."
--> '''Goon'''(with mystified look): "What's a "teevee?"
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* Eli trying to explain the concept of "faith" using the metaphor of a "flower of light in a field of darkness." Solara asks if that's something he got from the book, and Eli sheepishly admits, "It's [[JohnnyCash At Folsom Prison]]."

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* Eli trying to explain the concept of "faith" using the metaphor of a "flower of light in a field of darkness." Solara asks if that's something he got from the book, and Eli sheepishly admits, "It's [[JohnnyCash [[Music/JohnnyCash At Folsom Prison]]."
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* Eli trying to explain the concept of "faith" using the metaphor of a "flower of light in a field of darkness." Solara asks if that's something he got from the book, and Eli sheepishly admits, "It's [[JohnnyCash At folsom Prison]]."

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* Eli trying to explain the concept of "faith" using the metaphor of a "flower of light in a field of darkness." Solara asks if that's something he got from the book, and Eli sheepishly admits, "It's [[JohnnyCash At folsom Folsom Prison]]."
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* Eli trying to explain the concept of "faith" using the metaphor of a "flower of light in a field of darkness." Solara asks if that's something he got from the book, and Eli sheepishly admits, "It's JohnnyCash."

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* Eli trying to explain the concept of "faith" using the metaphor of a "flower of light in a field of darkness." Solara asks if that's something he got from the book, and Eli sheepishly admits, "It's JohnnyCash.[[JohnnyCash At folsom Prison]]."
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* "I'm going to take my things and leave this bar." "alright *thud*"

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* "I'm going to take my things and leave this bar." "alright *thud*"*thud*"
* Eli trying to explain the concept of "faith" using the metaphor of a "flower of light in a field of darkness." Solara asks if that's something he got from the book, and Eli sheepishly admits, "It's JohnnyCash."
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* "I'm going to take my things and leave this bar." "alright *thud*"
* also, the reveal

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* "I'm going to take my things and leave this bar." "alright *thud*"
* also, the reveal
*thud*"

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