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* Dick Tracy, Dick Tracy, Dick this and Dick that!
--> '''AVGN''': My father was like, "Can't you just call him "Richard Tracy"?" And I was like, "You know, how is "Dick" short for Richard?" That doesn't even make any sense. It's like Bill and William, or Jim and James. But at least Bill and Will rhyme, and Jim and James both start with a J. But Richard and Dick? Like, nobody ever says "Dickard"!
* Subverting the audience's expectation that he might dress up as him, only for the Nerd to tell us that he already did that on Halloween as a kid.
--> '''AVGN''': My father was like, "Can't you just call him "Richard Tracy"?" And I was like, "You know, how is "Dick" short for Richard?" That doesn't even make any sense. It's like Bill and William, or Jim and James. But at least Bill and Will rhyme, and Jim and James both start with a J. But Richard and Dick? Like, nobody ever says "Dickard"!
* Subverting the audience's expectation that he might dress up as him, only for the Nerd to tell us that he already did that on Halloween as a kid.
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* Dick Tracy, Dick Tracy, Dick this and Dick that!
--> '''AVGN''': My father was like, "Can't you just call him "Richard Tracy"?" And I was like, "You know, how is "Dick" short for Richard?" That doesn't even make any sense. It's like Bill and William, or Jim and James. But at least Bill and Will rhyme, and Jim and James both start with a J. But Richard and Dick? Like, nobody ever says "Dickard"!
* Subverting the audience's expectation that he might dress up as him, only for the Nerd to tell us that he already did that on Halloween as a kid.
--> '''AVGN''': My father was like, "Can't you just call him "Richard Tracy"?" And I was like, "You know, how is "Dick" short for Richard?" That doesn't even make any sense. It's like Bill and William, or Jim and James. But at least Bill and Will rhyme, and Jim and James both start with a J. But Richard and Dick? Like, nobody ever says "Dickard"!
* Subverting the audience's expectation that he might dress up as him, only for the Nerd to tell us that he already did that on Halloween as a kid.
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* The punishment of choice he dishes out to the games is hysterical [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness because it's so ridiculously tame and anti-climactic]].
-->'''Nerd:''' Anyways, the game sucks, gotta give it the [[CoolAndUnusualPunishment Batman Punishment]] *Holds the game very close to his face* I'm Batmaaaaaaaaan. *Casually tosses it to the ground.*
-->'''Nerd:''' Anyways, the game sucks, gotta give it the [[CoolAndUnusualPunishment Batman Punishment]] *Holds the game very close to his face* I'm Batmaaaaaaaaan. *Casually tosses it to the ground.*
* "Will the Bat-Nerd escape the Joker? What bad games does he have in store? Tune in next week, same bat time, same bat channel."
* Him and Luigi kicking ass in the opening of the second part. That is all.
* Him and Luigi kicking ass in the opening of the second part. That is all.
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* Him and Luigi kicking ass in the opening of the second part. That is all.
* Him and Luigi kicking ass in the opening of the second part. That is all.
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* The punishment of choice he dishes out to the games is hysterical [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness because it's so ridiculously tame and anti-climactic]].
-->'''Nerd:''' Anyways, the game sucks, gotta give it the [[CoolAndUnusualPunishment Batman Punishment]] *Holds the game very close to his face* I'm Batmaaaaaaaaan. *Casually tosses it to the ground.*
-->'''Nerd:''' Anyways, the game sucks, gotta give it the [[CoolAndUnusualPunishment Batman Punishment]] *Holds the game very close to his face* I'm Batmaaaaaaaaan. *Casually tosses it to the ground.*
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* The outtakes at the end, especially this one:
--> '''Nerd''': Hey man, did you just swear?\\
'''Lion''': Ye- oh yeah, I said... f- fuck you fuck you, [[MotorMouth dickdickdickdickdick]]!\\
''([[{{Corpsing}} James breaks character]])''
--> '''Nerd''': Hey man, did you just swear?\\
'''Lion''': Ye- oh yeah, I said... f- fuck you fuck you, [[MotorMouth dickdickdickdickdick]]!\\
''([[{{Corpsing}} James breaks character]])''
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* The Nerd tries using the Power Pad like normal at first (that is, stepping on the buttons on the mat), but quickly gets tired. He says, "Fuck this shit" and drops to the floor, hammering the buttons with his hands.
--> '''AVGN''': It was meant to be a family game, but most kids I knew played it alone in their rooms, and that meant that if your room was upstairs, your parents would hear all this thumping and shit; they hated it! Cats and dogs would piss and shit all over it. In fact, just thinking about it, [[CallBack makes me feel like having an anal evacuation.]]
--> '''AVGN''': It was meant to be a family game, but most kids I knew played it alone in their rooms, and that meant that if your room was upstairs, your parents would hear all this thumping and shit; they hated it! Cats and dogs would piss and shit all over it. In fact, just thinking about it, [[CallBack makes me feel like having an anal evacuation.]]
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-->'''Nerd''': Holy shit!
-->'''Super Mecha Death Christ''': *shoots the Nerd* [[HypocriticalHumor WATCH YOUR FUCKIN' LANGUAGE!]]
-->'''Nerd''': Holy shit!
-->'''Super Mecha Death Christ''': *shoots the Nerd* [[HypocriticalHumor WATCH YOUR FUCKIN' LANGUAGE!]]
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* After he calls upon Super Mecha Death Christ to destroy the game:
-->'''Nerd''': Holy shit!
-->'''Super Mecha Death Christ''': *shoots the Nerd* [[HypocriticalHumor WATCH YOUR FUCKIN' LANGUAGE!]]"This game's tricky-dicky."
-->'''Nerd''': Holy shit!
-->'''Super Mecha Death Christ''': *shoots the Nerd* [[HypocriticalHumor WATCH YOUR FUCKIN' LANGUAGE!]]
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-->'''Super Mecha Death Christ''': *shoots the Nerd* [[HypocriticalHumor WATCH YOUR FUCKIN' LANGUAGE!]]
-->'''Nerd''': Holy shit!
-->'''Super Mecha Death Christ''': *shoots the Nerd* [[HypocriticalHumor WATCH YOUR FUCKIN' LANGUAGE!]]
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** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dvs6JDSBqoE&t=3m36s The Joker grinning and slowly leaning forward in anticipation of the Nerd losing a life; sure enough, he does, and shouts "FUCK!", and The Joker simultaneously starts laughing.]]
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* James visibly and audibly struggling not to crack up at the Lion's antics.
-->'''Lion''': Oh, I'd like to wipe my ass with this tail!
-->'''Lion''': Oh, I'd like to wipe my ass with this tail!
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* When he places sunglasses on the Franken-Nerd monster, and the monster starts slowly bopping his head in tune to the game music.
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* While playing ''Zelda's Adventure'', he is annoyed by the load times when Zelda merely travels from one screen to another:
--> '''AVGN''': That's when you grab your beer. (when Zelda goes to another screen, the Nerd takes a drink and sets the beer down right as he's able to play again)
--> '''AVGN''': That's when you grab your beer. (when Zelda goes to another screen, the Nerd takes a drink and sets the beer down right as he's able to play again)
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* In one of the outtakes after the video, Kyle successfully makes James laugh twice. Once, after he said "There are ''no other couches to GO behind!'', behind!''", and the other when he declares that he's going back behind the couch.
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* In one of the outtakes after the video, Kyle successfully makes James laugh twice. Once, after he said "There are ''no other couches to GO behind!", behind!'', and the other when he declares that he's going back behind the couch.
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* In one of the outtakes after the video, Kyle successfully makes James laugh twice. Once, after he said "There are ''no other couches to GO behind!", and the other when he declares that he's going back behind the couch.
--> '''James''': Good, go bunker yourself- [[{{Corpsing}} Fuck!]]
--> '''James''': Good, go bunker yourself- [[{{Corpsing}} Fuck!]]
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* The review ends with:
--> '''Kyle''': (singing) He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard...\\
'''Nerd''': You bet your ''AAAAAASSSSSS'''!!!
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--> '''AVGN''': It's time to wrap things up. I got something to blow the lid off the crap barrel! Time to flick the shit switch! Turn up the diarrhea dial! ''It's Bible games on CD-i!'' Yeah!! We're living on the edge! More like living on a prayer!
--> '''AVGN''': It's time to wrap things up. I got something to blow the lid off the crap barrel! Time to flick the shit switch! Turn up the diarrhea dial! ''It's Bible games on CD-i!'' Yeah!! We're living on the edge! More like living on a prayer!
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* When the Nerd states that the goal of the game is for Michael to rescue kids, there's an awkward pause before he begins speaking: "...Now I know what we're ''all'' thinking. But really, that's all it is: You're just rescuing the kids."
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* "I think Creator/DaveChappelle said it best: "He made... Music/Thriller. (opens album cover) ''Thriller''."
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* "I think Creator/DaveChappelle said it best: "He made... Music/Thriller. (opens album cover) ''Thriller''."
* When the Nerd states that the goal of the game is for Michael to rescue kids, there's an awkward pause before he begins speaking: "...Now I know what we're ''all'' thinking. But really, that's all it is: You're just rescuing the kids.
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--> '''AVGN''': WHY?! Why would they put that in the game?! ''How'' could they put that in the game?!
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* There's just something so... amusing about this exchange:
-->'''Nerd''': And to navigate this place is as confusing as all hell.\\
'''Lion''': [[LiteralMinded Hell's confusing.]]
-->'''Nerd''': And to navigate this place is as confusing as all hell.\\
'''Lion''': [[LiteralMinded Hell's confusing.]]
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* When the Nerd first turns on ''Superman 64'':
--> '''Nerd''': First, you're greeted by a smiling cartoon fox. [[Creator/TitusSoftware "Tittus"?]] What the fuck is that?
--> '''Nerd''': First, you're greeted by a smiling cartoon fox. [[Creator/TitusSoftware "Tittus"?]] What the fuck is that?
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-->'''AVGN:''' This game is so fucking hard its easier to lift an elephant with my ass while singing Old McDonald!
** Note how the Nerd's voice quiets and slows down on that line, as if even he is shocked by it.
-->'''AVGN:''' This game is so fucking hard its easier to lift an elephant with my ass while singing Old McDonald!
** Note how the Nerd's voice quiets and slows down on that line, as if even he is shocked by it.
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--> '''Nerd''': Especially when you get to the last world, it can get real challenging. This part doesn't fuck around. It's like, "you got to the end, you dare to play, welcome to Hell." That's what it looks like, all this fire and skulls, it looks like Hell! There's sorta like a heart shape around it. Yeah, a heart around Hell. Does that mean that this game loves Hell? This game worships the Devil! Oh, my God, of course it does! Why is there so many inverted crosses? What's the H stand for? Hell?? How about the part with the Tarot cards? The "N"? Necronomicon?? The "P" must be Possession. Or maybe Pentagram. Well, of course, the pentagram makes an appearance everywhere. It's no doubt that the seven sons of Bowser represent the Seven Deadly Sins. You kneel before Satan on the block, and after 6 seconds, you fall through. There's 6 arrows on the possession meter, and to reach the goal, you go to the 6th door. That's 666. Everywhere you look, it's the Number of the Beast. In The Wizard, the game's introduction is basically the gates of Hell opening.\\
'''Video Armageddon Host''': Come up here, my little beauties!!\\
'''Crowd''': 6! 6! 6!\\
'''Nerd''': Yeah, "Video Armageddon!" The Devil watches you through the whole game. The clouds have eyes, the hills have eyes. Heh, literally, "the hills have eyes." Thanks Heaven, and we know that there's no need to thank Heaven unless there's the presence of Hell. There's 8 worlds. In the eighth world, there's 5 spaces you can stand on where giant hands drag you down to your doom. There's 12 tanks you gotta jump on before the goal, and it takes me 12 jumps to get Bowser to fall down the hole. The 8th letter of the alphabet is H, 5 equals E, 12 equals L, what's that spell? HELL! And what's it sound like when you play the game backwards? (footage is reversed; profanity-laced subliminal message plays) This game's a product of the fucking devil. And none of the other Mario games were like this, so I don't know why it's only this one. But in conclusion, all I can say is that, other than being the total epitome of evil, ''Super Mario Bros. 3'', it's a good game. So good, it's a ''sin''.
'''Video Armageddon Host''': Come up here, my little beauties!!\\
'''Crowd''': 6! 6! 6!\\
'''Nerd''': Yeah, "Video Armageddon!" The Devil watches you through the whole game. The clouds have eyes, the hills have eyes. Heh, literally, "the hills have eyes." Thanks Heaven, and we know that there's no need to thank Heaven unless there's the presence of Hell. There's 8 worlds. In the eighth world, there's 5 spaces you can stand on where giant hands drag you down to your doom. There's 12 tanks you gotta jump on before the goal, and it takes me 12 jumps to get Bowser to fall down the hole. The 8th letter of the alphabet is H, 5 equals E, 12 equals L, what's that spell? HELL! And what's it sound like when you play the game backwards? (footage is reversed; profanity-laced subliminal message plays) This game's a product of the fucking devil. And none of the other Mario games were like this, so I don't know why it's only this one. But in conclusion, all I can say is that, other than being the total epitome of evil, ''Super Mario Bros. 3'', it's a good game. So good, it's a ''sin''.
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*"Milon's Secret Castle? More like Milon's Shitty Asshole!"
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[[folder:Virtual Boy]]
* His opening rant about the Virtual Boy ends with "Come to think of it, you wouldn't want to play this thing in public anyway. You'd look like an asshole."
* Duct-taping the Virtual Boy to his head, enhanced by a DVD outtake where he painfully removes the tape.
* "''Film/{{Waterworld}}''... on Virtual Boy! It's like puking on a pile of shit!"
--> "It does look like shit."
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[[folder:The Wizard of Oz]]
* A few funny parts:
-->"Let's start off with the enemy run-down. We got [[EverythingTryingToKillYou bloodthirsty bluebirds, frogs, chattering teeth, pink soldiers, some weird-looking dude, flying elephants, which are supposed to be monkeys, a blobby blue guy, and killer chairs]]! Is this ''The Wizard of Oz'' or ''[[Series/PeeWeesPlayhouse Pee-Wee's Playhouse]]''?!?! Then, there's all these buzzsaws. Kinda violent, don't you think? [[EverythingTryingToKillYou Everything imaginable wants you dead. Even water faucets coming out of trees. Even the hands of a clock can kill you!]]" ''*pulls out a clock*'' "OH, GOD! HERE IT IS!!! WATCH OUT FOR THE CLOCK!!!" ''*gets himself hit*''
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[[folder:Double-Vision]]
* "BEEEEEEEEEEE SEVENTEEN BAAAAUUUUMERRRRR!!"
** Even better is how he doesn't even review it past the title screen:
--> '''Nerd''': All right, fuck the game, let's try ''Bomb Squad''.
* "SHIT THE FUCK?!"
* The homage to ''Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey'' regarding [[spoiler:the Colecovision's AC adapter]].
* About the UsefulNotes/{{Colecovision}}'s expansion module: "Now the fourth expansion module connects it to a dishwasher, and then the fifth and final one ... connects it to your ass!"
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[[folder:The Wizard[=/=]Super Mario Bros 3]]
* After he calls upon Super Mecha Death Christ to destroy the game:
-->'''Nerd''': Holy shit!
-->'''Super Mecha Death Christ''': *shoots the Nerd* [[HypocriticalHumor WATCH YOUR FUCKIN' LANGUAGE!]]
* The Nerd's theory about how ''Super Mario Bros. 3'' is possessed. The way that he starts off really calm and gets more and more panicky as it goes on is priceless.
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[[folder:[=NES=] Accessories]]
* He tries the Roll & Rocker without much success. Then he mentions that he's heard you have to weigh less than a hundred pounds to use it.
--> "Let's try the cat. Get on there, ya little bastard."
--> (The cat stands on the Roll & Rocker and makes it wobble a little, then climbs off and starts sniffing a cable)
--> "Cat's like 'Fuck that shit!'"
* [[MundaneMadeAwesome ROLLING ROCK ON THE ROLL & ROCKER]]!!
* To the tune of the ''VideoGame/DuckHunt'' Level 1 opening, Boo the Cat is on top of the TV screen before the Nerd yells at him to jump down. As the cat does, he swats at the flying duck on the TV screen a few times, then the duck flies away as the tune ends with the Dog's laugh, before the Nerd repeatedly shoots at the laughing Dog in anger.
* The Nerd looking for who made the Roll & Rocker and exclaims in a clam voice 'Son of a Bitch' when seeing LJN Toys on the back.
* "I just shot down a duck by saying [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]]."
* "FUCK FIRE!"
* [[Film/BackToTheFuture "You gotta use your hands?]] [[ShoutOut That's like a baby's toy."]]
* "YEAH! I'm [[ItMakesSenseInContext shooting ducks with a piano!]]"
* Even with so much success with the U-Force, he still can't land the plane on ''Top Gun.''
--> [[RunningGag AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!"]]
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[[folder:Indiana Jones Trilogy]]
* The scene where AVGN whips an IJ cartridge. Funny not because of the whipping itself, but because an off-camera light goes off and James Rolfe [[{{Kayfabe}} breaks character]] and says "Oh Shit!", meaning the gag didn't go off as planned.
* The enemy with the absurdly large life bar and the Nerd's increasingly horrified expression after he holds the whip button down without looking at the screen for ages and then finds it's only gone down two points.
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[[folder:Star Trek]]
* This excellent VisualPun: "You want [[Film/StarTrekIITheWrathOfKhan Genesis]]? *holds up SegaGenesis* You can have Genesis.
* The nerd pointing out that four of the symbols in the temple are identical to [[Music/LedZeppelin another four symbols.]]
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[[folder:Superman]]
* AVGN's outrage-fuelled rant over Superman having to buy a subway ticket.
* He later goes into another rant over the stock market playing such a big role in the story of a children's ''Superman'' game. It practically reaches OverlyLongGag status, especially with how every time he says "stock," a bunch of '''[[{{Pun}} stock]]''' images pop up on the screen.
-->'''AVGN:''' Wait a minute, "Stock market panic"? "Stock prices fall"? What, are we talking about STOCKS now? "Find out why stock prices have fallen. You'll learn about stocks at the stock market." Okay, that's the goal here? To go to the ''stock market''? Oh, my God. Do you remember being a kid? You remember playing Nintendo? What kind of things were you interested in? Comic books, video games, uh...the ''stock market''? Yeah, do you think any kid playing this game gives a shit about the fuckin' STOCK MARKET? Just--j-just--w-wh-WHY? Why make a game that has anything to do with '''stocks''' or '''taxes''' or '''politics'''?! You just don't do that! It's like, WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?! '''''STOCKS?!?!?''''' I just can't--I just...I--buh--*raspberry*--ugh, God, I just... What a shitload of fuck.
* At one point, he imitates the in-game music during a boss fight, which just sounds as funny as you imagine it.
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[[folder:Superman 64]]
* The beginning of the review, where the AVGN finally delivers the review everyone wants to see: "Superman...[[BaitAndSwitch on the]] {{Commodore 64}}''.
* When Supes gets trapped under a bridge due to a collision detection glitch: "Looks like Superman's stroking his super dick."
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[[folder:Batman]]
* His attempts to use the grappling hook in ''Batman Forever.'' His anger is escalating to the level of rabies.
-->'''Nerd:''' Fuck! Shit! Get up there! THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT! You'd think to shoot up, you'd just press up, but *no*! It jumps! [[GuideDangIt Sometimes I get it to work by pure luck]], until I found out that, okay, ''this'' is how it works: to shoot up, you press select and up in a very specific way. You have to press Select ''slightly before'' you press jump; if you do it correctly, it shoots the grappling hook straight up in the air. But if you press them both at the same time, you just jump! That's a good reason why the jump button should '''NOT BE UP! WHY CAN'T IT BE ONE OF THE FUCKING BUTTONS?!''' '''[[ClusterFBomb HAVING THE FUCKING "UP" BUTTON TO JUMP IS FUCKING FUCKED UP!]]''' If THIS ''[up]'' aimed your grappling hook and THIS ''[B button]'' jumped, ''then'' it would be fine. But no! They gotta be the same button!
* The rant he delivers at the end is pure gold:
-->'''Nerd:''' THIS IS FUCKED BEYOND BELIEF!!! It's like, the controls in this game are like something you do for a cheat code, NOT A BASIC MOVE THAT YOU HAVE TO DO IN ORDER TO PLAY THE GAME! Why'd they program it in such an asinine, ball-brained, cockamamie, ''ridiculous fashion''?! It's like, geez, there's four buttons right in the front of the controller! LIKE THAT'S NOT ENOUGH TO WORK WITH?!? Instead they have to, like, program it like all into, like, weird kinda crazy button combinations and shit!? It's like, what were they thinking?! It's like, up is jump!? Select for the grappling hook!? Select shouldn't even be part of the game, select should be like for the menus or something, I mean, geez! Like, were they trying to just ruin this game - just, flat out just fuck it up?! Well they did! BATMAN FOREVER! IT SUCKED BACK THEN, AND IT SUCKS FOREVER!
* Mike Matei as SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker.
-->(Joker won't stop laughing annoyingly)\\
'''AVGN:''' Shut up!\\
'''Joker:''' *briefly angry* Fuck you, motherfucker!\\
(Joker resumes laughing)
* "Will the Bat-Nerd escape the Joker? What bad games does he have in store? Tune in next week, same bat time, same bat channel."
* Him and Luigi kicking ass in the opening of the second part. That is all.
* [[AssShove "I'm gonna shove these fucking games up your ass!"]] It ends with James having slightly more trouble jamming Batman on Commodore in.
** Made funnier as this is a BrickJoke with some of those bad games suddenly disappearing the first video after he gives them the batman punishment mentioned below.
* The punishment of choice he dishes out to the games is hysterical [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness because it's so ridiculously tame and anti-climactic]].
-->'''Nerd:''' Anyways, the game sucks, gotta give it the [[CoolAndUnusualPunishment Batman Punishment]] *Holds the game very close to his face* I'm Batmaaaaaaaaan. *Casually tosses it to the ground.*
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[[folder:Deadly Towers]]
* At the end, he goes into a tirade of scatological metaphors that simply have to be heard to be believed, and all of which were written by James Rolfe's fans.
* The part where he swears in ''{{G|ratuitousGerman}}erman''.
-->'''AVGN:''' Well, I gave ''that'' a try...
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[[folder:Battletoads]]
* The entire review in general.
* Combining both a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome and a SugarWiki/{{Funny Moment|s}} together in one scene, James and Kyle just start groovin' out to the techno music during the Pause screen.
* Kyle tries to join in, despite the Nerd's insistence he can't:
-->'''James''': ''(as P1 and P2 descend on the stage)'' Wait...how'd you do that?\\
'''Kyle''': [[CaptainObvious ...I pressed start.]]\\
'''James''': Ohhhhh! It's arcade style!
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[[folder:Dick Tracy]]
* "This is the reason Game Genie was invented! I've been playing this game for twenty fucking years and I still can't get past the first stage! So why am I still trying? I dunno, I'm just a sucker for Dick Tracy. "A sucker for dick"? That didn't sound good. I'm gonna tell you right now that anybody would have given up on this game had it not been for the name! They made one of the most frustrating games of all time, they slapped the name ''Dick Tracy'' on it just like slapping their own greedy dicks. Well if this game is dick, then we were the balls!"
* At the end of the review, he goes absolutely batshit like we've never seen him before. Sure he gets really angry at games often but this one cannot fail to take people aback at his pure psychopathic RAGE.
-->'''AVGN:''' And you know, I really wanted to give it a chance, because I kind of liked the idea of finding clues, and figuring out where to go, like it made you think like a detective! But ''one guy''? NO CONTINUES?! Like, seriously, give me a reason why there's no continues! WHY ARE THERE NO CONTINUES?! WHY ARE THERE NO FUCKING CONTINUES?! '''''WHY!!!!!!?????''''' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!! *He drinks madly, slopping it down himself, SCREAMS into a cushion and unleashes a fuck-stream like no other* Then his expression at the screwdriver bit.
** One viewer's comment? "I'll bet his throat was pretty sore after that one."
* Dick Tracy, Dick Tracy, Dick this and Dick that!
--> '''AVGN''': My father was like, "Can't you just call him "Richard Tracy"?" And I was like, "You know, how is "Dick" short for Richard?" That doesn't even make any sense. It's like Bill and William, or Jim and James. But at least Bill and Will rhyme, and Jim and James both start with a J. But Richard and Dick? Like, nobody ever says "Dickard"!
* Subverting the audience's expectation that he might dress up as him, only for the Nerd to tell us that he already did that on Halloween as a kid.
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[[folder:Dracula]]
* While reading the credits for the SNES game, the Nerd sees the name [[UnfortunateNames Fred Fuchs]]...
-->'''Nerd''': Wait, who's this? Fred Fudges..Fred Fuchs?? Fred Fuchs?! Fred Fuchs! Oh my god, Fred Fuchs! Oh my God, it's Fred Fuchs! Ohhhohoho, Fred Fuchs!
* "Eat pillow." "Yuck!" "Okay, so I ate the pillow? I didn't expect THAT!"
* "Oh, okay, I'll give you two words: Fuck you." "Don't know how to 'FUCK' something." *Cue stunned silence and {{facepalm}}*
* (when finishing ''[[Series/SesameStreet The Count's Countdown]]'') "Why am I playing this?"
* (when playing ''Dracula: Crazy Vampire'') "What's Dracula's deal? He's got a big head, and his face, he's like, 'Duuhhhhhhh!!!!'"
** And his noticing how that game's title screen music sounds like ''Theatre/ThePhantomOfTheOpera''...which sounds like Music/PinkFloyd.
* "'The police harass you, birds and animals are unfriendly, and you're allergic to the sun? Well, my man, I'd say you have some grave problems!' Who would call Dracula 'My man'?"
* While playing the Sega CD ''Dracula'':
--> (Jonathan Harker dies in the game, cut to FMV of [[Creator/KeanuReeves him]] screaming, complete with poor audio quality.)\\
'''Nerd''': "Grrrrrr!!!" What the ''hell''. Is that clip even from the movie?! I dunno, maybe it's from [[Film/BillAndTedsExcellentAdventure Bill a]][[ActorAllusion nd Ted]].\\
(Clip of Harker screaming again)
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[[folder:Frankenstein]]
* When discussing the final stage in ''Frankenstein: The Monster Returns'':
--> '''Nerd''': This place is all fucked up! There's all these weird faces in the background, where are you supposed to be? Inside Satan's asshole? (a giant turd pushes across the screen while the Nerd makes a flatulence noise with his mouth)
* Start the game dead: PHUCKEWE
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[[folder:CD-i Games]]
* At the end: "It's time to start dropping some [[ClusterFBomb F-Bombs!]]"
* His [[HeroicBSOD breakdown]] after viewing a screwed up cutscene from [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames Wand of Gamelon]]:
-->'''Hectan''': "''You've killed me!''"\\
'''Zelda''': "''[[MoralDissonance Good.]]''"\\
'''AVGN''': ''[{{Beat}}, then starts laughing hysterically]'' Hehehehe! Good! Hehehehe! You've killed me! Good! Hehehehe! ''[flips off both middle fingers, and clucks like the ClusterFBomb Chicken]''
* During the tutorial in ''Link: The Faces of Evil'':
--> '''Link''': Move the controller down, and I crouch. When I'm crouching, you can make me do the duck walk! Cool, huh? (The Nerd, not amused, rubs his chin and gives the game the DeathGlare)
* His closing comments:
-->'''AVGN:''' "These games are as worthwhile as melting dog shit in a frying pan! ''[piles up all three Zelda [=CD-i=] games]'' Yeah, you put some buffalo puke and some cat piss all over it, and you have a shit sandwich that is Zelda [=CD-i=]! This game fuckin' sucks, ''[tosses one CD with a crash]'' it fuckin' sucks, ''[tosses another CD with a crash]'' it fuckin' sucks, ''[tosses a third CD with a crash]'' oh, yeah, and the [[VideoGame/HotelMario Mario game]], that one sucks too! ''[tosses the CD with a fourth crash]'' [=CD-i=] SUCKS!"
-->''[cue the farting to the tune of the 8-bit ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZelda'' game opening]''
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[[folders:Bible Games II]]
* "Kill all babies. '''Kill all babies?''' I'm playing a Nintendo game that has the words 'Kill all babies' in it?"
* Mike's cover art is a happy scene with flowers and insects, Jesus smiling with a hammer [[BreadEggsMilkSquick and a screaming Nerd nailed to the cross.]] That's so wrong it's funny.
* The Nerd always growling and cussing through the whole ''Sunday Funday'' video game, especially when the skateboarder is forced to jump off a ledge after the Nerd realizes he forgot the balloon and can't go back for it; and when he keeps dying on the whole [[SpringsSpringsEverywhere springs ordeal]] in the sewers.
** Him questioning why it's so difficult for the main character in ''Sunday Funday'' to get to Sunday school.
--->'''AVGN:''' "Who are these raging atheists who don't want you to go to church?"
** Also, when the Nerd realizes that "The Ride" is actually a sing-along to the (digitized) 4Him song rather than the "playable" game.
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[[folder:Michael Jackson's Moonwalker]]
* His reaction to learning that you can make Music/MichaelJackson grab his crotch.
* At the end of the video, him [[HulkingOut hulking out]] and turning into [[spoiler:[[SubvertedTrope Death Kitty]]]], after which he simply walks away in a badass way.
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[[folder:Milon's Secret Castle]]
* When he sees that the Magazine/NintendoPower tip/cheat for the game is just...how to play it.
--> "The basic rules for this game require Nintendo Power! ''That'' is some fuck!"
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[[foldercontrol]]
[[folder:Virtual Boy]]
* His opening rant about the Virtual Boy ends with "Come to think of it, you wouldn't want to play this thing in public anyway. You'd look like an asshole."
* Duct-taping the Virtual Boy to his head, enhanced by a DVD outtake where he painfully removes the tape.
* "''Film/{{Waterworld}}''... on Virtual Boy! It's like puking on a pile of shit!"
--> "It does look like shit."
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[[folder:The Wizard of Oz]]
* A few funny parts:
-->"Let's start off with the enemy run-down. We got [[EverythingTryingToKillYou bloodthirsty bluebirds, frogs, chattering teeth, pink soldiers, some weird-looking dude, flying elephants, which are supposed to be monkeys, a blobby blue guy, and killer chairs]]! Is this ''The Wizard of Oz'' or ''[[Series/PeeWeesPlayhouse Pee-Wee's Playhouse]]''?!?! Then, there's all these buzzsaws. Kinda violent, don't you think? [[EverythingTryingToKillYou Everything imaginable wants you dead. Even water faucets coming out of trees. Even the hands of a clock can kill you!]]" ''*pulls out a clock*'' "OH, GOD! HERE IT IS!!! WATCH OUT FOR THE CLOCK!!!" ''*gets himself hit*''
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[[folder:Double-Vision]]
* "BEEEEEEEEEEE SEVENTEEN BAAAAUUUUMERRRRR!!"
** Even better is how he doesn't even review it past the title screen:
--> '''Nerd''': All right, fuck the game, let's try ''Bomb Squad''.
* "SHIT THE FUCK?!"
* The homage to ''Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey'' regarding [[spoiler:the Colecovision's AC adapter]].
* About the UsefulNotes/{{Colecovision}}'s expansion module: "Now the fourth expansion module connects it to a dishwasher, and then the fifth and final one ... connects it to your ass!"
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[[folder:The Wizard[=/=]Super Mario Bros 3]]
* After he calls upon Super Mecha Death Christ to destroy the game:
-->'''Nerd''': Holy shit!
-->'''Super Mecha Death Christ''': *shoots the Nerd* [[HypocriticalHumor WATCH YOUR FUCKIN' LANGUAGE!]]
* The Nerd's theory about how ''Super Mario Bros. 3'' is possessed. The way that he starts off really calm and gets more and more panicky as it goes on is priceless.
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[[folder:[=NES=] Accessories]]
* He tries the Roll & Rocker without much success. Then he mentions that he's heard you have to weigh less than a hundred pounds to use it.
--> "Let's try the cat. Get on there, ya little bastard."
--> (The cat stands on the Roll & Rocker and makes it wobble a little, then climbs off and starts sniffing a cable)
--> "Cat's like 'Fuck that shit!'"
* [[MundaneMadeAwesome ROLLING ROCK ON THE ROLL & ROCKER]]!!
* To the tune of the ''VideoGame/DuckHunt'' Level 1 opening, Boo the Cat is on top of the TV screen before the Nerd yells at him to jump down. As the cat does, he swats at the flying duck on the TV screen a few times, then the duck flies away as the tune ends with the Dog's laugh, before the Nerd repeatedly shoots at the laughing Dog in anger.
* The Nerd looking for who made the Roll & Rocker and exclaims in a clam voice 'Son of a Bitch' when seeing LJN Toys on the back.
* "I just shot down a duck by saying [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]]."
* "FUCK FIRE!"
* [[Film/BackToTheFuture "You gotta use your hands?]] [[ShoutOut That's like a baby's toy."]]
* "YEAH! I'm [[ItMakesSenseInContext shooting ducks with a piano!]]"
* Even with so much success with the U-Force, he still can't land the plane on ''Top Gun.''
--> [[RunningGag AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!"]]
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[[folder:Indiana Jones Trilogy]]
* The scene where AVGN whips an IJ cartridge. Funny not because of the whipping itself, but because an off-camera light goes off and James Rolfe [[{{Kayfabe}} breaks character]] and says "Oh Shit!", meaning the gag didn't go off as planned.
* The enemy with the absurdly large life bar and the Nerd's increasingly horrified expression after he holds the whip button down without looking at the screen for ages and then finds it's only gone down two points.
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[[folder:Star Trek]]
* This excellent VisualPun: "You want [[Film/StarTrekIITheWrathOfKhan Genesis]]? *holds up SegaGenesis* You can have Genesis.
* The nerd pointing out that four of the symbols in the temple are identical to [[Music/LedZeppelin another four symbols.]]
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[[folder:Superman]]
* AVGN's outrage-fuelled rant over Superman having to buy a subway ticket.
* He later goes into another rant over the stock market playing such a big role in the story of a children's ''Superman'' game. It practically reaches OverlyLongGag status, especially with how every time he says "stock," a bunch of '''[[{{Pun}} stock]]''' images pop up on the screen.
-->'''AVGN:''' Wait a minute, "Stock market panic"? "Stock prices fall"? What, are we talking about STOCKS now? "Find out why stock prices have fallen. You'll learn about stocks at the stock market." Okay, that's the goal here? To go to the ''stock market''? Oh, my God. Do you remember being a kid? You remember playing Nintendo? What kind of things were you interested in? Comic books, video games, uh...the ''stock market''? Yeah, do you think any kid playing this game gives a shit about the fuckin' STOCK MARKET? Just--j-just--w-wh-WHY? Why make a game that has anything to do with '''stocks''' or '''taxes''' or '''politics'''?! You just don't do that! It's like, WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?! '''''STOCKS?!?!?''''' I just can't--I just...I--buh--*raspberry*--ugh, God, I just... What a shitload of fuck.
* At one point, he imitates the in-game music during a boss fight, which just sounds as funny as you imagine it.
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[[folder:Superman 64]]
* The beginning of the review, where the AVGN finally delivers the review everyone wants to see: "Superman...[[BaitAndSwitch on the]] {{Commodore 64}}''.
* When Supes gets trapped under a bridge due to a collision detection glitch: "Looks like Superman's stroking his super dick."
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[[folder:Batman]]
* His attempts to use the grappling hook in ''Batman Forever.'' His anger is escalating to the level of rabies.
-->'''Nerd:''' Fuck! Shit! Get up there! THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT! You'd think to shoot up, you'd just press up, but *no*! It jumps! [[GuideDangIt Sometimes I get it to work by pure luck]], until I found out that, okay, ''this'' is how it works: to shoot up, you press select and up in a very specific way. You have to press Select ''slightly before'' you press jump; if you do it correctly, it shoots the grappling hook straight up in the air. But if you press them both at the same time, you just jump! That's a good reason why the jump button should '''NOT BE UP! WHY CAN'T IT BE ONE OF THE FUCKING BUTTONS?!''' '''[[ClusterFBomb HAVING THE FUCKING "UP" BUTTON TO JUMP IS FUCKING FUCKED UP!]]''' If THIS ''[up]'' aimed your grappling hook and THIS ''[B button]'' jumped, ''then'' it would be fine. But no! They gotta be the same button!
* The rant he delivers at the end is pure gold:
-->'''Nerd:''' THIS IS FUCKED BEYOND BELIEF!!! It's like, the controls in this game are like something you do for a cheat code, NOT A BASIC MOVE THAT YOU HAVE TO DO IN ORDER TO PLAY THE GAME! Why'd they program it in such an asinine, ball-brained, cockamamie, ''ridiculous fashion''?! It's like, geez, there's four buttons right in the front of the controller! LIKE THAT'S NOT ENOUGH TO WORK WITH?!? Instead they have to, like, program it like all into, like, weird kinda crazy button combinations and shit!? It's like, what were they thinking?! It's like, up is jump!? Select for the grappling hook!? Select shouldn't even be part of the game, select should be like for the menus or something, I mean, geez! Like, were they trying to just ruin this game - just, flat out just fuck it up?! Well they did! BATMAN FOREVER! IT SUCKED BACK THEN, AND IT SUCKS FOREVER!
* Mike Matei as SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker.
-->(Joker won't stop laughing annoyingly)\\
'''AVGN:''' Shut up!\\
'''Joker:''' *briefly angry* Fuck you, motherfucker!\\
(Joker resumes laughing)
* "Will the Bat-Nerd escape the Joker? What bad games does he have in store? Tune in next week, same bat time, same bat channel."
* Him and Luigi kicking ass in the opening of the second part. That is all.
* [[AssShove "I'm gonna shove these fucking games up your ass!"]] It ends with James having slightly more trouble jamming Batman on Commodore in.
** Made funnier as this is a BrickJoke with some of those bad games suddenly disappearing the first video after he gives them the batman punishment mentioned below.
* The punishment of choice he dishes out to the games is hysterical [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness because it's so ridiculously tame and anti-climactic]].
-->'''Nerd:''' Anyways, the game sucks, gotta give it the [[CoolAndUnusualPunishment Batman Punishment]] *Holds the game very close to his face* I'm Batmaaaaaaaaan. *Casually tosses it to the ground.*
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[[folder:Deadly Towers]]
* At the end, he goes into a tirade of scatological metaphors that simply have to be heard to be believed, and all of which were written by James Rolfe's fans.
* The part where he swears in ''{{G|ratuitousGerman}}erman''.
-->'''AVGN:''' Well, I gave ''that'' a try...
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[[folder:Battletoads]]
* The entire review in general.
* Combining both a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome and a SugarWiki/{{Funny Moment|s}} together in one scene, James and Kyle just start groovin' out to the techno music during the Pause screen.
* Kyle tries to join in, despite the Nerd's insistence he can't:
-->'''James''': ''(as P1 and P2 descend on the stage)'' Wait...how'd you do that?\\
'''Kyle''': [[CaptainObvious ...I pressed start.]]\\
'''James''': Ohhhhh! It's arcade style!
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[[folder:Dick Tracy]]
* "This is the reason Game Genie was invented! I've been playing this game for twenty fucking years and I still can't get past the first stage! So why am I still trying? I dunno, I'm just a sucker for Dick Tracy. "A sucker for dick"? That didn't sound good. I'm gonna tell you right now that anybody would have given up on this game had it not been for the name! They made one of the most frustrating games of all time, they slapped the name ''Dick Tracy'' on it just like slapping their own greedy dicks. Well if this game is dick, then we were the balls!"
* At the end of the review, he goes absolutely batshit like we've never seen him before. Sure he gets really angry at games often but this one cannot fail to take people aback at his pure psychopathic RAGE.
-->'''AVGN:''' And you know, I really wanted to give it a chance, because I kind of liked the idea of finding clues, and figuring out where to go, like it made you think like a detective! But ''one guy''? NO CONTINUES?! Like, seriously, give me a reason why there's no continues! WHY ARE THERE NO CONTINUES?! WHY ARE THERE NO FUCKING CONTINUES?! '''''WHY!!!!!!?????''''' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!! *He drinks madly, slopping it down himself, SCREAMS into a cushion and unleashes a fuck-stream like no other* Then his expression at the screwdriver bit.
** One viewer's comment? "I'll bet his throat was pretty sore after that one."
* Dick Tracy, Dick Tracy, Dick this and Dick that!
--> '''AVGN''': My father was like, "Can't you just call him "Richard Tracy"?" And I was like, "You know, how is "Dick" short for Richard?" That doesn't even make any sense. It's like Bill and William, or Jim and James. But at least Bill and Will rhyme, and Jim and James both start with a J. But Richard and Dick? Like, nobody ever says "Dickard"!
* Subverting the audience's expectation that he might dress up as him, only for the Nerd to tell us that he already did that on Halloween as a kid.
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[[folder:Dracula]]
* While reading the credits for the SNES game, the Nerd sees the name [[UnfortunateNames Fred Fuchs]]...
-->'''Nerd''': Wait, who's this? Fred Fudges..Fred Fuchs?? Fred Fuchs?! Fred Fuchs! Oh my god, Fred Fuchs! Oh my God, it's Fred Fuchs! Ohhhohoho, Fred Fuchs!
* "Eat pillow." "Yuck!" "Okay, so I ate the pillow? I didn't expect THAT!"
* "Oh, okay, I'll give you two words: Fuck you." "Don't know how to 'FUCK' something." *Cue stunned silence and {{facepalm}}*
* (when finishing ''[[Series/SesameStreet The Count's Countdown]]'') "Why am I playing this?"
* (when playing ''Dracula: Crazy Vampire'') "What's Dracula's deal? He's got a big head, and his face, he's like, 'Duuhhhhhhh!!!!'"
** And his noticing how that game's title screen music sounds like ''Theatre/ThePhantomOfTheOpera''...which sounds like Music/PinkFloyd.
* "'The police harass you, birds and animals are unfriendly, and you're allergic to the sun? Well, my man, I'd say you have some grave problems!' Who would call Dracula 'My man'?"
* While playing the Sega CD ''Dracula'':
--> (Jonathan Harker dies in the game, cut to FMV of [[Creator/KeanuReeves him]] screaming, complete with poor audio quality.)\\
'''Nerd''': "Grrrrrr!!!" What the ''hell''. Is that clip even from the movie?! I dunno, maybe it's from [[Film/BillAndTedsExcellentAdventure Bill a]][[ActorAllusion nd Ted]].\\
(Clip of Harker screaming again)
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[[folder:Frankenstein]]
* When discussing the final stage in ''Frankenstein: The Monster Returns'':
--> '''Nerd''': This place is all fucked up! There's all these weird faces in the background, where are you supposed to be? Inside Satan's asshole? (a giant turd pushes across the screen while the Nerd makes a flatulence noise with his mouth)
* Start the game dead: PHUCKEWE
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[[folder:CD-i Games]]
* At the end: "It's time to start dropping some [[ClusterFBomb F-Bombs!]]"
* His [[HeroicBSOD breakdown]] after viewing a screwed up cutscene from [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames Wand of Gamelon]]:
-->'''Hectan''': "''You've killed me!''"\\
'''Zelda''': "''[[MoralDissonance Good.]]''"\\
'''AVGN''': ''[{{Beat}}, then starts laughing hysterically]'' Hehehehe! Good! Hehehehe! You've killed me! Good! Hehehehe! ''[flips off both middle fingers, and clucks like the ClusterFBomb Chicken]''
* During the tutorial in ''Link: The Faces of Evil'':
--> '''Link''': Move the controller down, and I crouch. When I'm crouching, you can make me do the duck walk! Cool, huh? (The Nerd, not amused, rubs his chin and gives the game the DeathGlare)
* His closing comments:
-->'''AVGN:''' "These games are as worthwhile as melting dog shit in a frying pan! ''[piles up all three Zelda [=CD-i=] games]'' Yeah, you put some buffalo puke and some cat piss all over it, and you have a shit sandwich that is Zelda [=CD-i=]! This game fuckin' sucks, ''[tosses one CD with a crash]'' it fuckin' sucks, ''[tosses another CD with a crash]'' it fuckin' sucks, ''[tosses a third CD with a crash]'' oh, yeah, and the [[VideoGame/HotelMario Mario game]], that one sucks too! ''[tosses the CD with a fourth crash]'' [=CD-i=] SUCKS!"
-->''[cue the farting to the tune of the 8-bit ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZelda'' game opening]''
[[/folder]]
[[folders:Bible Games II]]
* "Kill all babies. '''Kill all babies?''' I'm playing a Nintendo game that has the words 'Kill all babies' in it?"
* Mike's cover art is a happy scene with flowers and insects, Jesus smiling with a hammer [[BreadEggsMilkSquick and a screaming Nerd nailed to the cross.]] That's so wrong it's funny.
* The Nerd always growling and cussing through the whole ''Sunday Funday'' video game, especially when the skateboarder is forced to jump off a ledge after the Nerd realizes he forgot the balloon and can't go back for it; and when he keeps dying on the whole [[SpringsSpringsEverywhere springs ordeal]] in the sewers.
** Him questioning why it's so difficult for the main character in ''Sunday Funday'' to get to Sunday school.
--->'''AVGN:''' "Who are these raging atheists who don't want you to go to church?"
** Also, when the Nerd realizes that "The Ride" is actually a sing-along to the (digitized) 4Him song rather than the "playable" game.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Michael Jackson's Moonwalker]]
* His reaction to learning that you can make Music/MichaelJackson grab his crotch.
* At the end of the video, him [[HulkingOut hulking out]] and turning into [[spoiler:[[SubvertedTrope Death Kitty]]]], after which he simply walks away in a badass way.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Milon's Secret Castle]]
* When he sees that the Magazine/NintendoPower tip/cheat for the game is just...how to play it.
--> "The basic rules for this game require Nintendo Power! ''That'' is some fuck!"
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