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* The Nerd's struggle to go down the stairs in VideoGame/CastlevaniaI.

* '''Nerd''': (playing ''VideoGame/CastlevaniaI'') Oh good luck, I'm gonna [[SuperDrowningSkills fall into the water and die]]. ''(He does so)'' Fuck!

* At one point, AVGN [[MesACrowd clones himself]] to demonstrate the game's 4 player multiplayer. All four of them start complaining about the game at the same time.
-->'''Nerd:''' To hell with that shit!
-->'''Clone 1:''' To hell with that... ''[[PrecisionFStrike damn]]'' shit!
-->'''Clone 2:''' To hell with that damn... ''[[RuleOfThree fuckin]]''' shit!
-->'''Clone 3:''' ...''[[SuddenlyShouting TO HELL WITH THAT]]'' ''[[ClusterFBomb GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKIN' BULLSHIT!]]''
-->'''Clone 2:''' ...Relax.
** He and his 3 clones debate over what to do to the game before finally deciding to defecate on it.
-->'''Clone:''' I don't gotta take a shit, you gotta take a shit?
-->'''Other Clone:''' I gotta take a shit!
-->'''Nerd:''' Then ''take'' that shit!
* The Nerd describing how badass the main character is for defeating [[GiantSpider spiders]] and snakes by simply punching them. You can hear him trying to control laughter while calling them "Assholes".
-->AVGN: Spiders! (Shows spider plush) PUNCH 'EM! (Does so, complete with sound effects) Snakes! Oh, you want some too? (beats toy snake down to the ground)
* Later, when Freddy cuts a Nerd clone to pieces, the clone is somehow able to flip him off with his severed hand.
* When Freddy takes on the appearance of the Nerd (because the Nerd is his own worst nightmare), he says this line: '''WHOA, LOOK ME AT ME!! I'M A FUCKING NERD!!!'''. The Nerd's face is ''priceless''.

** [[HilariousinHindsight It's even funnier]] when you learn in the commentary that James just decided to leave it at "Nah, they just fucked up."
* His little rant about the enemies being cliche.
-->'''Nerd:''' What the fuck are these?! Lollipop ghosts with stick arms? Were the enemies in this game designed by some kindergarten kid for Halloween? I'm surprised they don't have skeletons, too. (''a skeleton enemy appears'') They actually do have skeletons. What the fuck? Could the villains be any more stock? Like, we have this creepy game about Freddy. What kind of creepy characters can we add? Well how about bats, ghosts, spiders, skeletons, and Frankensteins for the kiddies? Could it be anymore uncreative than that? Like why they don't they just add some witches, black cats, and flying jack-o'-lanterns. They should've just called the game "Boo! Haunted House!"
* Freddy's comment after the Nerd explains how the Sleep Meter works.
-->"Ain't that a bitch!"
* "Oooh yeah! Play that shitty game!"
* "This game ''is'' my fucking nightmare!"

** A comment on the higher quality video points out exactly why this is hilarious in the wake of the Friday the 13th review. Completely in line with the characters' personalities, Jason genuinely thinks his game is good and gets mad when people hate it, but Freddy knows his game is terrible and forces people to play it to torture them.

-->'''Nerd:''' Now, I think I might actually have an explanation for this. In the movie, [[Film/ANightmareOnElmStreetPart2FreddysRevenge Nightmare Part 2]]... nah, they just fucked up.

* The Nerd being confused about ''Film/TheNakedGunThirtyThreeAndAThird'', thinking it was actually the 33rd title in the series and that 3-32 are missing.

* The Nerd being confused about ''The Naked Gun 33 1/3'', thinking it was actually the 33rd title in the series and that 3-32 are missing.

* The Nerd on ''Jason X'':

--->'''Nerd:''' Now, I think I might actually have an explanation for this. In the movie, [[Film/ANightmareOnElmStreetPart2FreddysRevenge Nightmare Part 2]]... nah, they just fucked up.

-->'''Nerd:''' I'd rather play {{VideoGame/Doom}} on [[{{UsefulNotes/Atari2600}} Atari]]! I'd rather play {{Franchise/Halo}} on a Tiger Electronic wrist game!

* The fake video game "The Book of Genesis." A UsefulNotes/SegaGenesis game based on the Literature/BookOfGenesis with licensed Music/{{Genesis|Band}} songs, such as "Invisible Touch".

--->'''AVGN:''' The most fun I have in this game is watching that weird squirrel. I'm telling you, that squirrel does some weird shit. One minute, it's sleeping, then it runs up and over the tree, and-- ''[sees a squirrel climb up the sky because of some glitches]'' Oh my God! Look at that! It's a flying squirrel. Or, it's like climbing the sky! ''[squirrel vanishes]'' Where'd it go? ''[David jumps, and the squirrel reappears before it disappears again, for good this time]'' Oh, there it is! Wow. [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs They were on drugs when they made this game.]]

--> '''Freddy:''' [[EvilLaugh Har-har-har!]] Ya fuckin' nerd! Ya wanna play some ''VideoGame/DrJekyllAndMrHyde?''

-->"And then they went on to make it all the way up to number 10, known as ''Jason X''. But, that's another story."