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** When Michael and Bridgette pull the prank, Grandpa walks out of the shower and into the kitchen with a ModestyTowel and a ''dildo'' in his hand as he screams at Pickleboy and Bridgette:
-->'''Grandpa:''' ME AND THE OLD LADY, HAVIN' A LITTLE FUN AND '''YOU GOTTA COME IN THERE?!'''
-->'''Pickleboy:''' Go, it's fine!
-->'''Grandpa:''' I'LL [[PunctuatedForEmphasis TELL YOU. ONE.]] '''''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis GODDAMN. THING.]]''''' THIS THING OF ME TAKIN' A BATH AND YOU GODDAMN WALKIN' IN'S GOTTA '''STOP!!'''
-->'''Pickleboy:''' ''THIS'' has gotta stop, you gotta go back! I'm done! I ain't goin' back in there!
-->'''Grandpa:''' [[PreAssKickingOneLiner I'll show you something!]] ''(begins to chase after Michael [[RefugeInAudacity with the dildo]])''
-->'''Pickleboy:''' ''(running with Bridgette)'' I AM ''[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere NOT GOING BACK IN THERE!]]'' ''(to Bridgette):'' GO, FUCKING RUN!
-->'''Grandpa:''' Motherfucker, I've had enough of you!
-->''(Pickleboy and Bridgette run into another bathroom in the trailer, leaving the door open.)''
-->'''Grandpa:''' ''([[JumpScare suddenly appearing in the doorway]])'' '''I'VE HAD-'''
-->''(Pickleboy and Bridgette scream as they slam the door shut.)''
-->'''Bridgette:''' Oh god!
-->'''Grandpa:''' '''YOU GODDAMN PIECE OF SHIT!'''
-->'''Pickleboy:''' I wanna see through the crack...
-->''(Pickleboy tries to film through a hole above the door.)''
-->'''Grandpa:''' '''YOU FUCKING PIECE OF- YEAH, YOU GON'...''' ''(tries to push the door open)''
-->''(Pickleboy and Bridgette scream as they try to hold the door.)''
-->'''Pickleboy:''' Oh shit! Oh shit!
-->'''Grandpa:''' OPEN THE GODDAMN DOOR! '''[[AssShove I'M GON' STICK THIS DILDO UP YOUR]]''' '''''[[LargeHam AAAAAASSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!]]'''''
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-->'''Grandpa:''' Oh, shut up, just take a goddamn bath. I got [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwDgmoiOQLM somethin' for you RIGHT here...]] Motherfucker ''pulsates!''

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-->'''Grandpa:''' Oh, shut up, just take a goddamn bath. I got [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwDgmoiOQLM somethin' for you RIGHT here...]] Motherfucker ''pulsates!''''pulsates!''
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5k0d-HFztU&ab_channel=TheAngryGrandpaShow Angry Grandpa's reaction to the infamous Scary Maze Game:]]
-->''(Angry Grandpa sits up in his chair angrily after being startled by the ScreamerPrank)''
-->'''Pickleboy:''' ''Don't...''
-->'''Grandpa:''' Fuck you, man! ''(Throws his headphones at the desk)''
-->'''Pickleboy:''' But- but you did it! You played the Scary Maze!
-->'''Grandpa:''' ''(Pointing at the image of the [[Film/TheExorcist possessed Regan]])'' WHY DO I GOTTA LOOK AT A PICTURE OF [[YourMom YOUR FUCKIN' MAMA?!]]
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** [[https://archive.vn/urf2X You can see his dating profile on Archive, if you want to see it in person.]]
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-->'''Grandpa:''' ''[[TheImmodestOrgasm Oooaghh!]]'' Shuddup! You break my goddamn tub, and you gon' die! [[Squick I gotta pee, can I pee on you?]]

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-->'''Grandpa:''' ''[[TheImmodestOrgasm Oooaghh!]]'' Shuddup! You break my goddamn tub, and you gon' die! [[Squick [[{{Squick}} I gotta pee, can I pee on you?]]
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* The [[NakedPeopleAreFunny entirety]] [[GrossOutComedy of the]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVKZ4jOye0g Bug Spray Shower prank.]] For starters, Michael and Bridgette pull the prank while Grandpa and Tina are busy having sex in the shower.

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* The [[NakedPeopleAreFunny entirety]] [[GrossOutComedy of the]] the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVKZ4jOye0g Bug Spray Shower prank.]] For starters, Michael and Bridgette pull the prank while Grandpa and Tina are busy having sex in the shower.
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--->'''Grandpa:''' Ooh, we're good... ''NEXT TIME IT'S YOUR TV!''

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--->'''Grandpa:''' Ooh, we're good... ''NEXT TIME IT'S YOUR TV!''TV!''
* The [[NakedPeopleAreFunny entirety]] [[GrossOutComedy of the]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVKZ4jOye0g Bug Spray Shower prank.]] For starters, Michael and Bridgette pull the prank while Grandpa and Tina are busy having sex in the shower.
** Bonus points go to Grandpa's dirty talk to Tina during the act:
-->'''Grandpa:''' ''[[TheImmodestOrgasm Oooaghh!]]'' Shuddup! You break my goddamn tub, and you gon' die! [[Squick I gotta pee, can I pee on you?]]
-->'''Tina:''' Ohhh, nasty!
-->'''Grandpa:''' I gotta wash my ass! Fuck you, bitch. You break my goddamn tub, you gon' die! You'll have soap in your eye if you goddamn bend over! You'll have soap in your fuckin' eye!
-->'''Tina:''' What the hell are you doing?!
-->'''Grandpa:''' Well goddamn! We're both fat tryin' to fit in this fuckin' tub!
-->'''Tina:''' What are you doing?
-->'''Grandpa:''' Oh, shut up, just take a goddamn bath. I got [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwDgmoiOQLM somethin' for you RIGHT here...]] Motherfucker ''pulsates!''
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** Grandpa's EvilLaugh as he [[ComedicSociopathy taunts a distraught Michael]] offscreen at the end of the video. Then there's his final threat:

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** Grandpa's EvilLaugh as he [[ComedicSociopathy taunts a distraught Michael]] Pickleboy]] offscreen at the end of the video. Then there's his final threat:
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-->'''Grandpa:''' '''''TOY BOY!!!'''''

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-->'''Grandpa:''' '''''TOY BOY!!!'''''BOY!!!'''''
** Grandpa's EvilLaugh as he [[ComedicSociopathy taunts a distraught Michael]] offscreen at the end of the video. Then there's his final threat:
--->'''Grandpa:''' Ooh, we're good... ''NEXT TIME IT'S YOUR TV!''
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-->'''Pickleboy:''' ''(Suddenly in {{Angrish}})'' '''[[VocalDissonance GETTHE]]''[[VocalDissonance FUCK]]''[[VocalDissonance OUT OF MY]]''[[VocalDissonance FUCKIN'HOUSE!!!]]'''''

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-->'''Pickleboy:''' ''(Suddenly in {{Angrish}})'' '''[[VocalDissonance GETTHE]]''[[VocalDissonance FUCK]]''[[VocalDissonance OUT OF MY]]''[[VocalDissonance OUTOFMY]]''[[VocalDissonance FUCKIN'HOUSE!!!]]'''''
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-->'''Pickleboy:''' ''(Suddenly in {{Angrish}})'' '''[[VocalDissonance GET THE]] ''[[VocalDissonance FUCK]]'' [[VocalDissonance OUT OF MY]] ''[[VocalDissonance FUCKIN' HOUSE!!!]]'''''

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-->'''Pickleboy:''' ''(Suddenly in {{Angrish}})'' '''[[VocalDissonance GET THE]] ''[[VocalDissonance FUCK]]'' [[VocalDissonance GETTHE]]''[[VocalDissonance FUCK]]''[[VocalDissonance OUT OF MY]] ''[[VocalDissonance FUCKIN' HOUSE!!!]]'''''MY]]''[[VocalDissonance FUCKIN'HOUSE!!!]]'''''
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-->'''Grandpa:''' '''''[[TheUnintelligible CAFADAGADALALA!!!]]'''''

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-->'''Grandpa:''' '''''[[TheUnintelligible CAFADAGADALALA!!!]]'''''CAFADAGADALALA!!!]]''''' [[labelnote:Translation]] Come fix my goddamn internet! [[/labelnote]]
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-->'''Bridgette:''' [[Manchild This is to him, obviously]]!

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-->'''Bridgette:''' [[Manchild [[{{Manchild}} This is to him, [Pickleboy], obviously]]!
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-->'''Bridgette:''' [[Manchild This is to [Pickleboy] obviously]]!

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-->'''Bridgette:''' [[Manchild This is to [Pickleboy] him, obviously]]!

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--->'''Michael:''' Sorry, Creator/MarilynMonroe's not available.
--->'''Grandpa:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Well,]] [[ILoveTheDead I don't wanna dig her up anyway]].

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--->'''Michael:''' --->'''Pickleboy:''' Sorry, Creator/MarilynMonroe's not available.
--->'''Grandpa:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Well,]] [[ILoveTheDead I don't wanna dig her up anyway]].anyway]].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaLZ4QFa9x4&ab_channel=TheAngryGrandpaShow ANGRY GRANDPA'S TOY ROOM MELTDOWN!!]] is funny enough on it's own, with [[DisproportionateRetribution Grandpa destroying Pickleboy's wrestling action figure set over internet issues]], but it gets even funnier when Grandpa and Pickleboy devolve into HamToHamCombat:
-->'''Grandpa:''' [[SkewedPriorities NOTHIN'S MORE IMPORTANT THAN MY INTERNET!]]
-->'''Bridgette:''' [[Manchild This is to [Pickleboy] obviously]]!
-->'''Pickleboy:''' ''(On the verge of tears)'' Fuck- go, just ''go!''
-->'''Grandpa:''' NOT UNTIL YOU PROMISE TO FIX MY INTERNET!
-->'''Pickleboy:''' ''(Suddenly in {{Angrish}})'' '''[[VocalDissonance GET THE]] ''[[VocalDissonance FUCK]]'' [[VocalDissonance OUT OF MY]] ''[[VocalDissonance FUCKIN' HOUSE!!!]]'''''
-->'''Grandpa:''' '''''[[TheUnintelligible CAFADAGADALALA!!!]]'''''
-->'''Bridgette:''' Get out!
-->'''Grandpa:''' '''''TOY BOY!!!'''''
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-->"I need somebody to love- and more. Right or wrong...i'm always right!!! [[HypocriticalHumor Don't be demanding or lazy]], and don't piss me off cause I will probably break your stuff . You can take me as I am or get out. [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment I would like someone who likes to clean and doesn't complain while you're doing it]]. [[{{Squick}} Especially the bathroom. I'm not doing it all]]. I don't want some loudmouth, talks all the time and hang out with ya damn friends all the time, [[StayInTheKitchen and can cook good]]. I want a date for valentines. We can have dinner (nothing fancy though) and some fun (maybe.) I can show a woman a good time-even for 65. Makeup isn't necessary, [[BrutalHonesty but you'd probably look better with it]]. I'm available!!!!!!!!!!"

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-->"I need somebody to love- and more. Right or wrong...i'm always right!!! [[HypocriticalHumor Don't be demanding or lazy]], and don't piss me off cause I will probably break your stuff . You can take me as I am or get out. [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment I would like someone who likes to clean and doesn't complain while you're doing it]]. [[{{Squick}} Especially the bathroom. I'm not doing it all]]. I don't want some loudmouth, talks all the time and hang out with ya damn friends all the time, [[StayInTheKitchen and can cook good]]. I want a date for valentines. We can have dinner (nothing fancy though) and some fun (maybe.) I can show a woman a good time-even for 65. Makeup isn't necessary, [[BrutalHonesty but you'd probably look better with it]]. I'm available!!!!!!!!!!"available!!!!!!!!!!"
** Earlier, we have Grandpa's philosophy on Valentine's Day, leading to this exchange:
--->'''Grandpa:''' Everybody needs somebody to fuck on Valentine's Day.
--->'''Michael:''' Sorry, Creator/MarilynMonroe's not available.
--->'''Grandpa:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Well,]] [[ILoveTheDead I don't wanna dig her up anyway]].
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-->"I need somebody to love- and more. Right or wrong...i'm always right!!! Don't be demanding or lazy, and don't piss me off cause I will probably break your stuff . You can take me as I am or get out. [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment I would like someone who likes to clean and doesn't complain while you're doing it]]. [[{{Squick}} Especially the bathroom. I'm not doing it all]]. I don't want some loudmouth, talks all the time and hang out with ya damn friends all the time, [[StayInTheKitchen and can cook good]]. I want a date for valentines. We can have dinner (nothing fancy though) and some fun (maybe.) I can show a woman a good time-even for 65. Makeup isn't necessary, [[BrutalHonesty but you'd probably look better with it]]. I'm available!!!!!!!!!!"

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-->"I need somebody to love- and more. Right or wrong...i'm always right!!! [[HypocriticalHumor Don't be demanding or lazy, lazy]], and don't piss me off cause I will probably break your stuff . You can take me as I am or get out. [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment I would like someone who likes to clean and doesn't complain while you're doing it]]. [[{{Squick}} Especially the bathroom. I'm not doing it all]]. I don't want some loudmouth, talks all the time and hang out with ya damn friends all the time, [[StayInTheKitchen and can cook good]]. I want a date for valentines. We can have dinner (nothing fancy though) and some fun (maybe.) I can show a woman a good time-even for 65. Makeup isn't necessary, [[BrutalHonesty but you'd probably look better with it]]. I'm available!!!!!!!!!!"
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-->"I need somebody to love- and more. Right or wrong...i'm always right!!! Don't be demanding or lazy, and don't piss me off cause I will probably break your stuff . You can take me as I am or get out. I would like someone who likes to clean and doesn't complain while you're doing it. Especially the bathroom. [[{{Squick}} I'm not doing it all]]. I don't want some loudmouth, talks all the time and hang out with ya damn friends all the time, [[StayInTheKitchen and can cook good]]. I want a date for valentines. We can have dinner (nothing fancy though) and some fun (maybe.) I can show a woman a good time-even for 65. Makeup isn't necessary, [[BrutalHonesty but you'd probably look better with it]]. I'm available!!!!!!!!!!"

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-->"I need somebody to love- and more. Right or wrong...i'm always right!!! Don't be demanding or lazy, and don't piss me off cause I will probably break your stuff . You can take me as I am or get out. [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment I would like someone who likes to clean and doesn't complain while you're doing it. it]]. [[{{Squick}} Especially the bathroom. [[{{Squick}} I'm not doing it all]]. I don't want some loudmouth, talks all the time and hang out with ya damn friends all the time, [[StayInTheKitchen and can cook good]]. I want a date for valentines. We can have dinner (nothing fancy though) and some fun (maybe.) I can show a woman a good time-even for 65. Makeup isn't necessary, [[BrutalHonesty but you'd probably look better with it]]. I'm available!!!!!!!!!!"

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* Angry Grandpa's dating profile in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G40UaAVDHuM&ab_channel=TheAngryGrandpaShow ANGRY GRANDPA'S VALENTINE'S DAY FREAKOUT!]]

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* Angry Grandpa's dating profile in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G40UaAVDHuM&ab_channel=TheAngryGrandpaShow ANGRY GRANDPA'S VALENTINE'S DAY FREAKOUT!]]FREAKOUT!]] has him [[FanDisservice shirtless]] and doing a goofy-looking pose in the profile picture, [[FreezeFrameBonus but the self-summary has to be the funniest part yet]]:
-->"I need somebody to love- and more. Right or wrong...i'm always right!!! Don't be demanding or lazy, and don't piss me off cause I will probably break your stuff . You can take me as I am or get out. I would like someone who likes to clean and doesn't complain while you're doing it. Especially the bathroom. [[{{Squick}} I'm not doing it all]]. I don't want some loudmouth, talks all the time and hang out with ya damn friends all the time, [[StayInTheKitchen and can cook good]]. I want a date for valentines. We can have dinner (nothing fancy though) and some fun (maybe.) I can show a woman a good time-even for 65. Makeup isn't necessary, [[BrutalHonesty but you'd probably look better with it]]. I'm available!!!!!!!!!!"
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFCR-8OJFoc&ab_channel=GrandpasCorner Angry Grandpa's Run In With Child Services]]

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFCR-8OJFoc&ab_channel=GrandpasCorner Angry Grandpa's Run In With Child Services]]Services]]
* Angry Grandpa's dating profile in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G40UaAVDHuM&ab_channel=TheAngryGrandpaShow ANGRY GRANDPA'S VALENTINE'S DAY FREAKOUT!]]
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-->'''Tim:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Who the fuck's gonna pay for my guitar?]]

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-->'''Tim:''' --->'''Tim:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Who the fuck's gonna pay for my guitar?]]
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** During [[UnstoppableRage Grandpa's rampage]], he grabs a guitar off the wall and smashes it to pieces on a table. As grandpa shouts at him for giving him an unwanted tattoo, Tim the tattoo artist has this to say:
-->'''Tim:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Who the fuck's gonna pay for my guitar?]]

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--> '''Michael''': You threw Chinese food all over the damn floor!
--> '''AGP''': Oh, fuck the Chinese! I was gonna watch TV and eat the Chinese! '''FUCK THE CHINESE NOW!'''

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--> '''Michael''': -->'''Michael''': You threw Chinese food all over the damn floor!
--> '''AGP''': -->'''AGP''': Oh, fuck the Chinese! I was gonna watch TV and eat the Chinese! '''FUCK THE CHINESE NOW!'''


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* Although the prank was a little cruel, Grandpa's reaction to his EmbarrassingTattoo before he tears up the tattoo parlor in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6u_VOe9spw&ab_channel=TheAngryGrandpaShow ANGRY GRANDPA'S TATTOO MELTDOWN!]] is priceless:
-->'''Grandpa:''' '''''[[BigWhat WHAT?!]]''''' '''[[PreAssKickingOneLiner "MY ASS STINKS?!"]]'''
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFCR-8OJFoc&ab_channel=GrandpasCorner Angry Grandpa's Run In With Child Services.]]

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFCR-8OJFoc&ab_channel=GrandpasCorner Angry Grandpa's Run In With Child Services.]]Services]]
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-->'''Grandpa:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Five dollars, man!]]

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-->'''Grandpa:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Five dollars, man!]]man!]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFCR-8OJFoc&ab_channel=GrandpasCorner Angry Grandpa's Run In With Child Services.]]

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Even FUNNIER, Michael's brother Charlie tries to avoid this but fails in his escape by falling over the obsolete recipe that's on the floor.

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Even **Even FUNNIER, Michael's brother Charlie tries to avoid this but fails in his escape by falling over the obsolete recipe that's on the floor.



* The one time when Grandpa [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwDgmoiOQLM bought Tina a present.]] (AKA: [[spoiler: ''[[{{Squick}} a used dildo from a yard sale.]]'']])

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* The one time when Grandpa [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwDgmoiOQLM bought Tina a present.]] (AKA: [[spoiler: ''[[{{Squick}} a used dildo from a yard sale.]]'']])]]'']])
-->'''Grandpa:''' You ain't all been gettin' fully satisfied lately...
-->'''Pickleboy:''' ''Huh?''
-->'''Grandpa:''' So I found you something, and I wanna give it to ya.
-->(Grandpa hands Tina a bag with something in it...)
-->'''Grandpa:''' Open it up, I'm proud of that!
-->'''Tina:''' (looking into the bag) [[NoJustNoReaction God almighty...]]
-->'''Pickleboy:''' What is it?
-->'''Tina:''' Where'd you get that thing?!
-->'''Pickleboy:''' What is it?!
-->(Tina reaches into the bag, and pulls out [[spoiler: the dildo.]])
-->'''Grandpa:''' I bought it at [[{{Squick}} a yard sale!]]
-->'''Pickleboy:''' ''A'' '''''yard sale?!'''''
-->'''Grandpa:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Five dollars, man!]]
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* The one time when Grandpa [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwDgmoiOQLM bought Tina a present.]] (AKA: A [[spoiler: ''[[{{Squick}} a used dildo from a yard sale.]]'']])

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* The one time when Grandpa [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwDgmoiOQLM bought Tina a present.]] (AKA: A [[spoiler: ''[[{{Squick}} a used dildo from a yard sale.]]'']])
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-->'''Grandpa:''' I was laughin' my fuckin' ass off, thinkin' "Goddamn, I don't know what that bitch [[labelnote:*]]a Pentacostal woman who ran out of the church while performing the Hymn of Imitation, where one starts speaking in tongues and goes crazy under the Holy Spirit. Before running, she hit her head on the pew.[[/labelnote]] is smokin', I need to stop her and find out so I can get me some of that shit!" you know what I mean? That shit was good! So, all of a sudden, a voice... '''''"[[WhamLine THE DEVIL'S IN HERE, AND THE DEVIL BETTER LEAVE.]]"''''' About that time, everybody in the fuckin' church [[DeathGlare turned around and they were starin' at me and my friends.]] I said "''[[OhCrap Ohhhhh,]]'' [[OhCrap fuck, we done got into something WE don't need to be in!]]" [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere So we got up, man, and we started walkin' and we got out that church]] and them motherfuckers follow us! "Don't leave! Once you know us, you'll love us!" Fuck you, bitch!

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-->'''Grandpa:''' I was laughin' my fuckin' ass off, thinkin' "Goddamn, I don't know what that bitch [[labelnote:*]]a Pentacostal woman who ran out of the church while performing the Hymn of Imitation, where one starts speaking in tongues and goes crazy under the Holy Spirit. Before running, she hit her head on the pew.[[/labelnote]] is smokin', I need to stop her and find out so I can get me some of that shit!" you know what I mean? That shit was good! So, all of a sudden, a voice... '''''"[[WhamLine THE DEVIL'S IN HERE, AND THE DEVIL BETTER LEAVE.]]"''''' About that time, everybody in the fuckin' church [[DeathGlare turned around and they were starin' at me and my friends.]] I said "''[[OhCrap Ohhhhh,]]'' [[OhCrap fuck, we done got into something WE don't need to be in!]]" [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere So we got up, man, and we started walkin' and we got out that church]] and them motherfuckers follow us! "Don't leave! Once you know us, you'll love us!" Fuck you, bitch!bitch!
*The one time when Grandpa [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwDgmoiOQLM bought Tina a present.]] (AKA: A [[spoiler: ''[[{{Squick}} a used dildo from a yard sale.]]'']])
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-->'''Grandpa:''' You got people out there that may not be as pretty as you are- ''([[{{Gasshole}} Grandpa lets out a long, loud fart]])'' ''Ooooooooooooohhh!'' ...[[ThrowItIn Or they might fart louder than you do]].

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-->'''Grandpa:''' You got people out there that may not be as pretty as you are- ''([[{{Gasshole}} Grandpa lets out a long, loud fart]])'' ''Ooooooooooooohhh!'' ...[[ThrowItIn Or they might fart louder than you do]].do]].
* While going off on a rant about bible thumpers, [[https://youtu.be/es88VUXrdis?si=u3SOouPDAvsk8Hdr&t=139 Grandpa retells a story about him and his friends happening to catch a Pentecostal church service.]] Grandpa and his buddies find it hilarious until...
-->'''Grandpa:''' I was laughin' my fuckin' ass off, thinkin' "Goddamn, I don't know what that bitch [[labelnote:*]]a Pentacostal woman who ran out of the church while performing the Hymn of Imitation, where one starts speaking in tongues and goes crazy under the Holy Spirit. Before running, she hit her head on the pew.[[/labelnote]] is smokin', I need to stop her and find out so I can get me some of that shit!" you know what I mean? That shit was good! So, all of a sudden, a voice... '''''"[[WhamLine THE DEVIL'S IN HERE, AND THE DEVIL BETTER LEAVE.]]"''''' About that time, everybody in the fuckin' church [[DeathGlare turned around and they were starin' at me and my friends.]] I said "''[[OhCrap Ohhhhh,]]'' [[OhCrap fuck, we done got into something WE don't need to be in!]]" [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere So we got up, man, and we started walkin' and we got out that church]] and them motherfuckers follow us! "Don't leave! Once you know us, you'll love us!" Fuck you, bitch!
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** '''[[ItMakesSenseInContext "I'M A GODDAMN CANDY APPLE! TAKE ME TO THE FUCKIN' FAIR!"]]'''

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----* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALbwiNC_crg&ab_channel=GrandpasCorner---- GETTING BULLIED]]" for the most part is a [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments heartwarming]] pep talk from Grandpa, but there's one part that is a guaranteed laugh:
-->'''Grandpa:''' You got people out there that may not be as pretty as you are- ''([[{{Gasshole}} Grandpa lets out a long, loud fart]])'' ''Ooooooooooooohhh!'' ...[[ThrowItIn Or they might fart louder than you do]].

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