History Funny / TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2003

--> "Prime Leader! The, uh...the...the terrapin creatures have stolen your private space cruiser." ({{Beat}}) "Again."
--> "WHAT? I just had it detailed!"

--> '''Dark Raphael:''' (tries to strike Raph) You're one ugly turtle!
--> '''Raph:''' Whoa, did you just call me ugly, ugly?! You've seen yourself? You look like something a toilet spit up. In fact, all you losers smell like a seawater and kitty litter milkshake!

--> '''Both:''' I/YOU JUST TOUCHED YOUR/MY TONGUE! (groans in disgust)

-->''(Lightning flashes, scaring Mikey and causing him to jump into Tora's arms)''\\
-->'''Mikey:''' Heh heh, at least there are no icebergs out here, right, Tora-san?\\
-->'''Tora:''' I hope I never learn to understand you, Mikey-san. ''(Drops him)''

** Leo forgets what he has in his hands after taking down a few guys and proceeds to kiss his plungers... A [[Beat beat]] passes before he gags in disgust at what he just did.

** Leo forgets what he has in his hands after taking down a few guys and proceeds to kiss his plungers... A {{Beat beat}} passes before he gags in disgust at what he just did.

* In "The Shredder Strikes Back, Part One," during one of the scenes of the Turtles hanging out in April's apartment, we get this exchange while Raph and Donatello are watching TV:

* For all the drama and intense fighting of "The Shredder Strikes Back, Part Two," it ''does'' have quite a few funny moments.

-->'''Raph:''' (regarding the Foot Elite) Nice Hats.
-->'''Mikey:''' Yeah, we thought so, too.
-->'''Don:''' Say what you will about the Foot, they do not skimp on the headgear.

--> '''Mikey:''' Ladies and gentlemen, turtles and rats, ''run,'' do ''not walk,'' to the nearest exit!

--> '''Mikey:''' Kinda quiet out there... you think they all just went home?
--> '''Raph:''' [[SarcasmMode Yeah, we scared them off by running into a closet and locking the door.]]

* In "Notes From The Underground Part 2" while the group is following Quarry off a cliff into a whirlpool:

* IN "Search For Splinter Part 1", Casey has to distract a receptionist and security at the TCRI building. How does he do this?

--> *Pulls out a baseball bat, smashes the toaster and fighting the security and bashing everything in sight*

** "Secret Origins Part 3" has a particularly funny bit where April wears a yellow jumpsuit to try and disguise herself as a news reporter. When questioned about it at the end, she responds with, "Yeah, in another lifetime maybe."

* Mikey spotting the teenage mutant ninja rats (and their terrapin-like sensei) in the sewers during "Turtles in Space, Part 1 -- The Fugitoid".

* The turtles fighting to escape a Triceraton prison in "Turtles in Space, Part 3 -- The Big House" with substitute weapons: Leo with plungers, Raph with spoons, Donnie with a broom, and Mikey with scrubbing brushes. Seeing them fighting with them is funny enough, but some of the scenes with them specifically are hilarious:

** Leo forgets what he has in his hands after taking down a few guys and proceeds to kiss his plungers... A beat passes before he gags in disgust at what he just did.

* In "Secret Origins, Part Three," we got TheReveal of Shredder being an Utrom in this series. Despite this, he still proves to be a vicious little alien monster...up to the very climax, [[ItMakesSenseInContext when he misses the teleport that warps Splinter and the turtles out of the building that was about to implode.]] The [[OhCrap look on his face]] as he realizes that he's [[HoistByHisOwnPetard about to be vaporized by the explosion that he himself set in motion]] is ''priceless!''
** Also, Raph taunts the Shredder, who latches onto his head in response;
-->'''Mikey:''' Get it off! Or there's gonna be a tiny little Shredder [[Franchise/{{Alien}} alien]] busting out of Raph's chest! ''(Gets [[DopeSlap Dope Slapped]])'' Ow!
* An understated one comes from the 'Rogue in the House' arc, after Don encounters Stockman -- or, rather [[BrainInAJar what's left of him]]. Stockman tries to charge at him from within the jar... ''and Don jumps backwards'', like he had some reason to worry. Aside from the [[TheSmartGuy The Smart Guys]] proving that they're NotSoAboveItAll, the squeak that Stockman makes as he collides with the jar may be what makes the scene.

* "The Battle Nexus, Part Three": Raph's total freak out when Mikey beats him.

* A small moment, during the episode "H.A.T.E." when Donatello and Raphael search the titular group's base for bombs the high-pitched fear squeak Donny makes when he sees the bomb in question is both hilarious and ADORABLE
** Speaking of "H.A.T.E.", Casey's mom has ''the best'' ending line:
---> '''Casey's Mom''': One more thing: you don't have to tell me now, but someday I'd really like to hear the story behind that big rat and the giant turtle.

--> "Hey! This is the Prime Leader's ship. Didn't we steal this once before?"
--> "And guess what? ''We're stealing it again.''"

--> "Prime Leader! The, uh...the...the terrapin creatures have stolen your private space cruiser." (beat) "Again."

-->'''Casey''': Alright people, listen up! [[DiscussedTrope No acting like people in an invasion movie,]] 'cuz they always get vaporized! Somebody always gets vaporized. Yo pal! It's probably going to be you! It's like you got a sign on your back that says 'Vaporize Me'!" (''the other people back away from the guy he's pointing to'')

--> '''Leo''': Phew! Looks like doing the laundry isn't a Neko Ninja skill...
--> '''Usagi''': Ugh... Ninja garb... I feel cloaked in dishonor. [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain We will speak of this to no one]].

-->'''Leo''': It's just a puck, Casey. No one was hurt, that's what's important.
-->'''Casey''': Just a puck?! Just a puck?! It's not just a puck! It's the symbol of ice hockey which carries us to the future of...ice hockey! It's like stealing the Empire State Building or...apple pie!
-->'''Mikey''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint They have apple pie here?]]
-->'''Casey''': I gotta get that puck back!
-->'''Leo''': Well? What do we do?
-->'''Don''': Getting the Golden Puck back feels more like something for the police to handle.
-->'''Leo''': Maybe, but Casey could get hurt.
-->'''Raph''': Or worse, Casey might hurt somebody.
-->'''Mikey''': Where's the pie? I distinctly heard the word "pie".

-->'''Michelangelo''': (In a falsetto voice) Hello? Room Service!
-->'''Hun''': (Somewhat confused. Calmly.) We placed no order.
-->'''Michelangelo''': (Still with the falsetto voice) Uh, yes, you did!
-->'''Hun''': (Suddenly enraged) ARGH! GO AWAY! [[PunctuatedForEmphasis WE! PLACED! NO! ORDER!]] (Opens the door).
-->'''Michelangelo''': (Using his real voice) Well, somebody ordered a serious butt-whoopin'!

-->'''Mikey''': "Master Splinter! You'll help me, right? You'll train me?"
-->'''Splinter''': "Training, Michelangelo? Surely, there are comic books I could be reading, or perhaps I could go watch television instead. Ah, wait, my son, I know! Perhaps instead of training, I will go eat pizza! Yes, pizza sounds very appetizing right now. With pepperoni! And karma!"

* "Beginning of the End" starts with Michelangelo standing on the bow of the Ninja Tribunal's ship;

''(Lightning flashes, scaring Mikey and causing him to jump into Tora's arms)''\\
'''Mikey:''' Heh heh, at least there are no icebergs out here, right, Tora-san?\\
'''Tora:''' I hope I never learn to understand you, Mikey-san. ''(Drops him)''

* In "Bad Blood", the battle sequence between the Turtles and their evil clones, The Dark Turtles. The conversations Leo, Raph, Donnie, and Mikey have with their clones while simultaneously fighting them was full of humorous dialogue.
** This exchange between Raph and his evil clone
--> '''Dark Raphael:''' (tries to strike Raph) "You're one ugly turtle!"
--> '''Raph:''' "Whoa, did you just call me ugly, Ugly?! You've seen yourself? You look like something a toilet spit up. In fact, all you losers smell like a seawater and kitty litter milkshake!"
** Donnie was throwing punches at his evil clone but his evil clone keeps blocking them. Luckily, he manages to successfully sock him using a tripping kick.
--> '''Donnie:''' (mockingly) "Was that painfully obvious or obviously painful?"

--> '''Dark Michelangelo:''' "Excuse me, I'm fighting my stinkin' doppelganger here. Geez, some people." (throws Leo out of his way)
** Mikey's battle with Dark Mikey
--> '''Dark Mikey:''' "I knew you're Michelangelo. They'd said you'd be the stupid-looking one!"
--> '''Mikey:''' "Stupid-looking? ME?! Dude, YOU'RE the one with the two-foot tongue hanging out of your mouth. It looks like a big pink booger!"
--> '''Dark Mikey:''' (hits Mikey with one of his clubs) "Ooo, It looks like a long five ball!"
--> '''Mikey:''' (lands on the ground)
--> '''Dark Mikey:''' "It's outta here!" (laughs manically and dances)

--> '''Dark Mikey:''' "Justice Force? That book sucked eggs!"
--> '''Mikey:''' "Justice Force sucked eggs? (growls) BLASPHEMY!" (grabs Dark Mikey by his long tongue) "YOU'RE NO CLONE OF MINE!" (lets go of Dark Mikey's tongue in disgust)
--> '''Both:''' "I JUST TOUCHED MY TONGUE!" (groans in disgust)
** During the Turtle's second battle with their clones (Raph's to be exact)
--> '''Dark Raph:''' "I'm gonna make you not move no more!"
--> '''Raph:''' "Please! Just keep your mouth shut while we fight! Your breath is rank!" (waves hand in disgust) "I mean what do you guys eat anyway? Used baby diapers?"

--> '''Casey:''' I love you as much as Gretzky loves hockey, April, and I want to play you for the rest of my life. I mean, the rest of your life! I mean, Gretzky's life!

-->'''Sterling''': Oh, yuck! The sewers...Oh well, at least I've arrived back to present day.
-->'''Don''': Hey, check it out!
-->'''Mikey''': Cool, a toy!
-->'''Sterling''': [[OhCrap Or maybe not!]]

--> '''Mikey:''' Kinda quiet out there...you think they all just went home?

* In "Turtles in Space, Part 3 The Big House", the Turtles fought a bunch of Triceratons with cleaning utensils (except for Raph who was given two spoons) since they couldn't find their weapons (Leo: a pair of plungers, Donnie: a broom, Mikey: a pair of toilet brushes linked together). Two Triceraton guards laughed at the sight of the Turtles' seemingly-useless substitute weapons but then Leo hurls a plunger into one of their faces.
** Raph screaming "SPOOOON!!!" while fighting the Triceraton guards.
** Leo fights a bunch of Triceratons with a pair of plungers. After he beat them down, he kissed the plungers. Then, he expressed a disgusted look on his face after he realized what just did.

-->'''Donatello''': What's to stop them from ripping apart your robot body and download all the data from your brain?

* These moments that make fun of the original show;

* The turtles are fighting to escape a Triceraton prison in "Turtles in Space, Part 3 -- The Big House" with substitute weapons: Leo with plungers, Raph with spoons, Donnie with a broom, and Mikey with scrubbing brushes. Seeing them fighting with them is funny enough, but some of the scenes with them specifically are hilarious:
** Raph's the last to get weapons, having been in solitary confinement, and is not impressed with the two small, dirty spoons Leo produces for him. Leo's cheeky grin just sells it.

** At first, all the Triceraton guards laugh at the turtles makeshift weapons... before one of them gets a plunger to the face.

** Leo forgets what he has in his hands after taking down a few guys and proceeds to kiss his plungers... A [[Beat beat]] passes before he gags in disgust at what he just did.

** Leo forgets what he has in his hands after taking down a few guys and proceeds to kiss his plungers... A {{Beat beat}} passes before he gags in disgust at what he just did.

* An understated one comes from the 'Rogue in the House' arc, after Don encounters Stockman-- or, rather [[BrainInAJar what's left of him]]. Stockman tries to charge at him from within the jar... ''and Don jumps backwards'', like he had some reason to worry. Aside from the [[TheSmartGuy The Smart Guys]] proving that they're NotSoAboveItAll, the squeak that Stockman makes as he collides with the jar may be what makes the scene.

* Mikey spotting the teenage mutant ninja rats (and their terrapin-like sensei) in the sewers during "Turtles in Space, Part 1 - The Fugitoid".

*** Earlier on, when Casey and April are organizing the human prisoners:

* In "The Shredder Strikes Back, Part Two," we get Mikey, Don, and Raph running into the Foot Elite at separate intervals. [[MoodWhiplash Despite fighting for their lives at the moment, ]] [[RunningGag the turtle in question makes a point of commenting on their]] [[NiceHat Nice Hats,]] By the time Raph does so, Mikey lampshades it:

* Also from "The Shredder Strikes Back, Part Two," we get the following one-liner from Mikey when the gang finds an avenue of escape:

* For all the drama and intense fighting of "The Shredder Strikes Back, Part Two," it ''does'' have quite a few funny moments. When the Turtles retreat to a walk-in refrigerator, things go quiet. Mikey wonders if the Foot ninjas retreated, leading to the following exchange:

* In "Notes From The Underground part 2" while the group is following Quarry off a cliff into a whirlpool:

* IN "Search For Splinter part 1", Casey has to distract a receptionist and security at the TCRI building. How does he do this?

-->'''Hun''': (Suddenly enraged) ARGH! GO AWAY! WE! PLACED! NO! ORDER! (Opens the door).

-->'''Mikey:''' [[Film/Titanic I'm king of the world!]]\\

--> '''Dark Raphael:'''(tries to strike Raph) "You're one ugly turtle!"

--> '''Donnie:''' (mockingly)"Was that painfully obvious or obviously painful?"

!!Season 3

-->'''Splinter''': "Training, Michelangelo? Surely there are comic books I could be reading, or perhaps I could go watch television instead. Ah, wait my son, I know! Perhaps instead of training, I will go eat pizza! Yes, pizza sounds very appetizing right now. With pepperoni! And karma!"

-->"Oh, shut up, Krang!"

* Pulls out a baseball bat, smashes the toaster and fighting the security and bashing everything in sight*

-->"Shut up, Krang!"

-->'''April:''' Gross...

* Leo fights a bunch of Triceratons with a pair of plungers. After he beat them down, he kissed the plungers. Then, he expressed a disgusted look on his face after he realized what just did.

--> '''Dark Mikey:''' (hits Mikey with one of his clubs) "Ooo, It looks like a long slide ball!"

--> '''Dark Mikey:''' "It's out of here!" (laughs manically and dances)

** During the Turtle's second battle with their clones

--> '''Raph:''' "Please! Just keep your mouth shut while we fight! Your breath is rank! I mean what do you guys eat anyway? Used baby diapers?"

--> '''Dark Raphael:''' "You're one ugly turtle!"

--> '''Donatello:''' (mockingly)"Was that painfully obvious or obviously painful?"
--> '''Dark Michelangelo:''' "Excuse me, I'm fighting my stinkin' doppelganger here. Geez, some people."
--> '''Dark Michelangelo:''' "I knew you're Michelangelo. They'd said you'd be the stupid-looking one!"

--> '''Dark Raphael:''' "I'm gonna make you not move no more!"
--> '''Raphael:''' "Please! Just keep your mouth shut while we fight! Your breath is rank! I mean what do you guys eat anyway? Used baby diapers?"

* In "Bad Blood", the battle sequence between the Turtles and their evil clones, The Dark Turtles. The conversations Leo, Raph, Donnie, and Mikey have with their clones while simultaneously fighting them was full of humorous dialogue and insults.

--> '''Raph:''' "Did you just call me ugly, Ugly?! You've seen yourself? You look like something a toilet spat out. In fact, all you losers smell like a seawater and kitty litter milkshake!"
--> '''Dark Michelangelo:''' "I knew you were Michelangelo. I was told that you'd be the stupid-looking one!"
--> '''Mikey:''' "Stupid-looking one? ME?! Dude, YOU'RE the one with the two-foot tongue hanging out of your mouth. It looks like a big pink booger!"