History Funny / TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2003

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* The turtles unknowingly befriending Hun online while playing an MMORPG.
** TheReveal that the Ultimate Gamer was just a little girl.
* An understated one comes from the 'Rogue in the House' arc, after Don encounters Stockman-- or, rather [[BrainInAJar what's left of him]]. Stockman tries to charge at him from within the jar... ''and Don jumps backwards'', like he had some reason to worry. Aside from the [[TheSmartGuy The Smart Guys]] proving that they're NotSoAboveItAll, the squeak that Stockman makes as he collides with the jar may be what makes the scene.

* The Shredder ends up allying with the Turtles to stop Stockman during "Return to New York, Part III". But every time they seem to succeed, Stockman just comes back.
-->'''Leo''': What do we have to do to stop this guy?!?
-->'''Shredder''': (''exasperatedly'') I have asked myself that question many times...
* In "The Shredder Strikes Back, Part One," during one of the scenes of the Turtles hanging out in April's apartment, we get this exchange while Raph and Donatello are watching TV:
-->'''Mikey:''' (Steps in front of the TV) May I have your attention please.
-->'''Everyone looks at him. He proceeds to cut loose with an extended belch. Raph and Donatello applaud him. At a nearby table, April looks disgusted. Splinter looks somewhere between resigned and amused.'''
-->'''April:''' Gross...
-->'''Splinter:''' (To April) This is what I live with ''all the time.''
* In "The Shredder Strikes Back, Part Two," we get Mikey, Don, and Raph running into the Foot Elite at separate intervals. [[MoodWhiplash Despite fighting for their lives at the moment, ]] [[RunningGag the turtle in question makes a point of commenting on their]] [[NiceHat Nice Hats,]] By the time Raph does so, Mikey lampshades it:
-->'''Raph:''' (regarding the Foot Elite) Nice Hats.
-->'''Mikey:''' Yeah, we thought so, too.
-->'''Don:''' Say what you will about the Foot, they do not skimp on the headgear.
* Also from "The Shredder Strikes Back, Part Two," we get the following one-liner from Mikey when the gang finds an avenue of escape:
--> '''Mikey:''' Ladies and gentlemen, turtles and rats, ''run,'' do ''not walk,'' to the nearest exit!
* For all the drama and intense fighting of "The Shredder Strikes Back, Part Two," it ''does'' have quite a few funny moments. When the Turtles retreat to a walk-in refrigerator, things go quiet. Mikey wonders if the Foot ninjas retreated, leading to the following exchange:
--> '''Mikey:''' Kinda quiet out there...you think they all just went home?
--> '''Raph:''' [[SarcasmMode Yeah, we scared them off by running into a closet and locking the door.]]
* In "Secret Origins, Part Three," we got TheReveal of Shredder being an Utrom in this series. Despite this, he still proves to be a vicious little alien monster...up to the very climax, [[ItMakesSenseInContext when he misses the teleport that warps Splinter and the turtles out of the building that was about to implode.]] The [[OhCrap look on his face]] as he realizes that he's [[HoistByHisOwnPetard about to be vaporized by the explosion that he himself set in motion]] is ''priceless!''
** Also, Raph taunts the Shredder, who latches onto his head in response;
-->'''Mikey:''' Get it off! Or there's gonna be a tiny little Shredder [[Franchise/{{Alien}} alien]] busting out of Raph's chest! ''(Gets [[DopeSlap Dope Slapped]])'' Ow!

* When someone attempts to assassinate Leonardo during the Battle Nexus tournament, he uses a makeshift weapon. The makeshift weapon in question? What appears to be The Shredder's helmet. The [[HiddenDepths implications of it]] and Leo throwing it away in disgust are amusing.
* In "Notes From The Underground part 2" while the group is following Quarry off a cliff into a whirlpool:
-->'''Don:''' Following monsters off a cliff may not be the smartest thing we've ever done.
-->'''Mikey''' No, but it's definitely the grossest, that thing looks like a gigantic toilet!
* During one of the episodes in the first season after rescuing Angel with Casey and returning her to her grandmother who offers him a slice of pie in gratitude, Mikey wants some. But his brothers drag him off telling him they are ninjas and they live by the shadows never to be seen.
-->'''Mikey''' I wonder what type of flavor it was.
-->[[DopeSlap SMACK!!]]
-->'''Mikey''' OW!!!
* This little exchange from ''The Golden Puck''
-->'''Leo''': It's just a puck, Casey. No one was hurt, that's what's important.
-->'''Casey''': Just a puck?! Just a puck?! It's not just a puck! It's the symbol of ice hockey which carries us to the future of...ice hockey! It's like stealing the Empire State Building or...apple pie!
-->'''Mikey''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint They have apple pie here?]]
-->'''Casey''': I gotta get that puck back!
-->'''Leo''': Well? What do we do?
-->'''Don''': Getting the Golden Puck back feels more like something for the police to handle.
-->'''Leo''': Maybe, but Casey could get hurt.
-->'''Raph''': Or worse, Casey might hurt somebody.
-->'''Mikey''': Where's the pie? I distinctly heard the word "pie".

* "The Battle Nexus, Part Three": Raph's total freak out when Mikey beats him.
* A small moment, during the episode "H.A.T.E." when Donatello and Raphael search the titular group's base for bombs the high-pitched fear squeak Donny makes when he sees the bomb in question is both hilarious and ADORABLE
** Speaking of "H.A.T.E.", Casey's mom has ''the best'' ending line:
---> '''Casey's Mom''': One more thing: you don't have to tell me now, but someday I'd really like to hear the story behind that big rat and the giant turtle.
*** And the [[OhCrap looks]] Splinter and Leo give each other on overhearing this.
* Any time in the show when they make fun of the original cartoon.
** "Secret Origins Part 3" has a particularly funny bit where April wears a yellow jumpsuit to try and disguise herself as a news reporter. When questioned about it at the end, she responds with, "Yeah, in another lifetime maybe."
* Leo fights a bunch of Triceratons with a pair of plungers. After he beat them down, he kissed the plungers. Then, he expressed a disgusted look on his face after he realized what just did.
* The Turtles asked the Fugitoid to build his teleportation device and Donatello make this very unnecessary comment:
-->'''Donatello''': What's to stop them from ripping apart your robot body and download all the data from your brain?
-->'''Prime Leader''': Slag! Now why didn't I think of that?!
-->'''Michaelangelo''': Good one Donnie!
-->'''Donatello''': Sorry.
* [[ComicBook/UsagiYojimbo Usagi]] shows his ComicallySerious chops right after disguising as some Neko Ninja mooks.
--> '''Leo''': Phew! Looks like doing the laundry isn't a Neko Ninja skill...
--> '''Usagi''': Ugh... Ninja garb... I feel cloaked in dishonor. [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain We will speak of this to no one]].

--> Where we once got the menacing shot of Shredder on top of a building saying "Watch out for Shredder!" is replaced with Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello, and Michelangelo who are now in that same spot. [[spoiler: It then shows Mikey holding Shredder's helmet as he danced around and shouted "We shredded Shredder!"]]

* A small moment, during the episode "H.A.T.E." when Donatello and Raphael search the titular group's base for bombs the high pitched fear squeak Donny makes when he sees the bomb in question is both hilarious and ADORABLE

--> '''Usagi''': Ugh... Ninja garb... I feel cloaked in dishonor. [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain We will speak of this to no one]].

-->'''Donatello''': Sorry.

* A small moment, during the episode "H.A.T.E. when Donatello and Raphael search the titular group's base for bombs the high pitched fear squeak Donny makes when he sees the bomb in question is both hilarious and ADORABLE

* Leo fighting a bunch of Triceratons with a pair of plungers. After the beat down, he kissed them (the plungers, not the Triceratons). Then, he expressed a disgusted look on his face after he realized what just did.

* Leo fighting a bunch of Triceratons with a pair of plungers. After the beat down, he kissed them (the plungers, not the Triceratons). Then, he expressed a disgusted look on his face after he realized what just did.

* Leo fighting a bunch of Triceratons with a pair of plungers. after the beat down, he kissed them (the plungers, not the Triceratons). Then, he expressed a disgusted look on his face after he realized what just did.

** "Secret Origins Part 3" has a particularly funny bit where April wears a yellow jumpsuit to try and disguise herself as a news reporter. When questioned about it at the end, she responds with, "Yeah, in another lifetime maybe."

--> "Hey! That's the Prime Leader's ship. Didn't we steal this once before?"

** don't forget the part where the younger cop was shocked at Donatello giving them the stolen money, to which his older partner just rolls his eyes, as if it was a normal thing! UnusuallyUninterestingSight played straight there.

-->'''Casey''': Alright people, listen up! [[DiscussedTrope No acting like people in an invasion movie,]] 'cuz they always get vaporized! Somebody always gets vaporized. Yo pal! It's probably going to be you! It's like you got a sign on your back that says 'Vaporize Me'!" (''the other people back away from the guy he's pointing to.'')

-->'''Sterling''': Or maybe not!

** Speaking of "H.A.T.E.", Casey's mom has the best ending line:

-->'''Casey''': Alright people, listen up! [[DiscussedTrope No acting like people in an invasion movie,]] 'cuz they always get vaporized! Somebody always gets vaporized. Yo pal! It's probably going to be you! It's like you got a sign on your back that says 'Vaporize Me'!"(''the other people back away from the guy he's pointing to.'')

-->'''Mikey''':"Master Splinter! You'll help me, right? You'll train me?"
-->'''Splinter''':" Training, Michelangelo? Surely there are comic books I could be reading, or perhaps I could go watch television instead. Ah, wait my son, I know! Perhaps instead of training, I will go eat pizza! Yes, pizza sounds very appetizing right now. With pepperoni! And karma!"

-->'''Mikey:''' Whoa...[[BizarroWorld Bizarroworld]].

-->'''Splinter''':"Training, Michelangelo? Surely there are comic books I could be reading, or perhaps I could go watch television instead. Ah, wait my son, I know! Perhaps instead of training, I will go eat pizza! Yes, pizza sounds very appetizing right now. With pepperoni! And karma!"

-->(''exasperatedly'') '''Shredder''': I have asked myself that question many times...

-->'''Leo''': What does it take to get ''rid of this guy?!?''
-->(''exasperatedly'') '''Shredder''': I have often wondered the same thing myself...

---> Casey's Mom: One more thing: you don't have to tell me now, but someday I'd really like to hear the story behind that big rat and the giant turtle.

* A small moment, during the episode "H.A.T.E. when Donatello and Raphael search the titular group's base for bombs the high pitched fear squeak Donny makes when he sees the bomb in question is both hilarious and ADORABLE

-->'''Casey''': Alright people, listen up! [[DiscussedTrope No acting like people in an invasion movie,]] [[DyingLikeAnimals 'cuz they always get vaporized!]] Somebody always gets vaporized. Yo pal! It's probably going to be you! It's like you got a sign on your back that says 'Vaporize Me'!"(''the other people back away from the guy he's pointing to.'')

-->'''Mikey:''' Get it off! Or there's gonna be a tiny little Shredder [[{{Alien}} alien]] busting out of Raph's chest! ''(Gets [[DopeSlap Dope Slapped]])'' Ow!

* A small moment, during the episode "H.A.T.E. when Donatello and Raphael search the titular group's base for bombs the adorable fear squeak Donny makes when he sees the bomb in question is both hilarious and ADORABLE

* "The Battle Nexus, Part Three": Raph's total freak out when Mikey beats him.

-->'''Sterling''': Or maybe not!

-->'''Mikey''' OW!!!

-->'''Mikey''' No, but it's definitely the grossest, that thing looks like a gigantic toilet!

* When someone attempts to assassinate Leonardo during the Battle Nexus tournament, he uses a makeshift weapon. The makeshift weapon in question? What appears to be The Shredder's helmet. The [[HiddenDepths implications of it]] and Leo throwing it away in disgust are amusing.