History Funny / TakeshisCastle

* In a moment that overlaps with Awesome, one of the contestants on Knock Knock goes charging towards one of the doors in the first row at full force, only for him to bounce off of the wooden fake door. However, he hit the damn thing so hard that he actually DISLODGED it, allowing him to continue on through it as if it was an open door. He even makes it to the end of the course!
* From the Star Bowling/Skittles game, there's one moment where the camera focuses on one of the toppled contestants with their face contorted in pain. The UK version caps it nicely

* The various "As my old man/dad used to say" lines that either worked into a commercial break or ended the episode in the UK version always made for some funny moments.
-->"Let me slip into something more comfortable, and we'll talk about Subbuteo!"
-->"Put it in the bank and you can withdraw it later!" (But we didn't have any money!)"
-->"You go and get the Black & Decker, I'm gonna go and pay off the nun!"
-->"If you're going to sleep on the floor, always order a Big Mac!"
-->"Son, are you gay?"
-->"Not looking like that, you're not!"
* That unfortunate contestant who inevitably has to fight Shinoburyo, the largest strongest guard in Sumo Rings:
-->'''Craig:''' Argh no! He's picked Porker! He's eaten all the pies. ''And now he's gonna eat you.''
-->'''Craig:''' (commentating on a suspiciously elderly fighter) In Britain we put old folks in retirement homes. In Japan, they force them to fight to the death!
* The objective of Dragon Lake is to use a rope to swing from one platform to another. If you manage to land on the second platform, you win. One contestant however decides to take matters literally into his own hands, and jump across, failing miserably:
-->'''Craig:''' YOU NEED THE ROPE YOU NUTTER!
* The start of one episode of the UK dub, Craig attempts a translation of what the General's saying to rouse the contestants.

* One episode of the UK dub had Craig commenting on the Final Fall game with this gem:

* Craig calling particularly poor contestants "wazzock", which is a very English insult roughly comparable to calling someone an idiot or a dickhead, is always great. A brilliant example in one episode, when talking about a female contestant accidentally knocking over the general:
-->'''Craig:''' YOU WAZZOCK! Or is it wazzockess? Leave your answer by postcard.

* That unfortunate consentant who inevitably has to fight Shinoburyo, the largest strongest guard in Sumo Rings:

* The objective of Dragon Lake is to use a rope to swing from one platform to another. If you manage to land on the second platform, you win. One consentant however decides to take matters literally into his own hands, and jump across, failing miserably:

-->'''Craig:''' So far they've all picked the wrong hole. [[Beat *beat*]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice Well, different cultures...]]

-->'''Craig:''' So far they've all picked the wrong hole. {{Beat}} [[CrossesTheLineTwice Well, different cultures...]]

-->'''Craig:''' It roughly translates to "Hey, you lot! Who wants to suffer extreme spinal damage [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment to the lower spine?]]"

-->'''Maxi-Chino''': How annoying, this challenge was too difficult! (''sees Yoroi'') And now what's this? I don't like it, so to Hell with the doll!

-->''Death montage for Yoroi, complete with the epitaph "Why has this fellow died?"''

-->'''Costilla''': Yeah, but you know that in this show the Cudeiros [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveConnections have connections.]] Aside, we have brought this guy because he is a whole spectacle himself.
-->''The brute clashes onto a fake door, and then hilariously opts for ramming it again and again, threatening to topple down the wall.''

* In a moment that overlaps with Awesome, one of the contestants on Knock Knock goes charging towards one of the doors in the first row at full force, only for him to bounce off of the wooden fake door. He hit the damn thing so hard that he actually DISLODGED it, allowing him to continue on. He even makes it to the end of the course!

-->''Death montage for Yoroi, complete with the epitaph "Why has this fellow died?"''

-->'''Costilla''': Yeah, but you know that in this show the Cudeiros have connections. Aside, we have brought out this guy because he is a whole spectacle himself.
-->''The brute clashes onto a fake door, and he hilariously opts for start ramming it again and again, threatening with toppling down the wall.''
-->'''Bravo''': But his IQ is not so spectacular, is it? Look how, instead of giving up, he insists in ramming the door despite it being fake!

-->'''Maxi-Chino''': Like this? (''he pats exactly the same door'')

-->''The Maxi-Chino finally finds his way through the wall, but he meets Yoroi lumbering towards him.''
-->'''Maxi-Chino''': How annoying, this challenge was too difficult! (''sees Yoroi'') And now what's this? I don't like it, to Hell with the doll!

-->''A enormously huge contestant comes to the Knock Knock challenge''.

-->''He tackles the samurai, sending him to crash on the ground.''