History Funny / SuperdimensionNeptuneVsSegaHardGirls

-->'''IF''': WHAT? What the hell?! Who gave you permission to modify my [[PrecisionFStrike F-*bleep*-ing]] bike?!

* Some of the girls' ultimate class names are fitting, some are slightly weird, but not too bad, then there's Plutia's [[AbusivelySexyWoman Total Queen]], Nep's Kangaroo, or IF's [[{{Chuunibyou}} NINJA]] (all caps intentional).

* Nepbike is a goldmine of innuendo and double entendres about "riding" and "getting on", to the point where it seems [[TheTease she's doing it on purpose]]. And let's not talk about her mentioning the taboo when she does that on [[ScrewYourself her non-bike self]]!

* Nepbike is a goldmine of innuendo and double entendres about "riding" and "getting on", to the point where it seems [[TheTease she's doing it on purpose]].

* Somehow, Neptune sounds ''[[LargeHam hammier]]'' in this game than any other! Special mention goes to when she said the "'''SATAN!'''" line and when she called eggplant "THE FRUIT OF '''DEMONS!'''" later on. Her voice actor must've had ''so much fun'' recording those lines!

** It's never clarified if Nepgear actually died, drving the moment even further in DarkComedy territory.

* Neptune and Nepgear have not met in this universe. Their first meeting involves Neptune being in the form of IF's bike. HilarityEnsues as Nepgear's WrenchWench habits arise and her first desire is to ''dismantle her sister''! She later wonders which of their parents was the bike, and laments that she wasn't ''born as a bike herself''.
* In a case of BlackComedy, bike Neptune decides that Nepgear is possessed by the Time Eater and, with Segami in tow, ''runs Nepgear down'' only to find out she was wrong. Neptune tries to blame Segami, Segami is afraid Nepgear is dead, and IF casually states they can just go back in time again and prevent that from happening.

* Somehow, Neptune sounds ''hammier'' in this game than any other! Special mention goes to when she said the "'''SATAN!'''" line and when she called eggplant "THE FRUIT OF '''DEMONS!'''" later on. Her voice actor must've had ''so much fun'' recording those lines!

* Somehow, Neptune sounds ''hammier'' in this game than any other! Special mention goes to when she said the infamous "'''SATAN!'''" line from above and when she called eggplant "THE FRUIT OF '''DEMONS!'''" later on. Her voice actor must've had ''so much fun'' recording those lines~!

* Somehow, Neptune sounds ''hammier'' in this game than any other, especially when she said the infamous "'''SATAN!'''" line from above and when she called eggplant "THE FRUIT OF '''DEMONS!'''" later on. Her voice actor must've had ''so much fun'' recording those lines~!

* Somehow, Neptune sounds ''hammier'' in this game than any other, especially when she said the infamous "'''SATAN!'''" line from above and when she's calling eggplant "THE FRUIT OF '''DEMONS!'''" later on. Her voice actor must've had ''so much fun'' recording those lines~!

* The whole war between the [=CPUs=] and Sega Hard Girls started because Mega Drive decided that Plutia was unfit to be a goddess. What prompted her to make this decision? Her first encounter with Iris Heart!

-->'''IF''': WHAT? What the hell?! Who gave you permission to modify my [[PrecisionFStrike F-*bleep*-ing]] bike.

* Any scene involving IF [[BerserkButton anger over her bike being 'modified']]. There are two notable mentions:
** Before IF sets off to the past, Historie tells IF that she modify her bike so she can use it to travels back into time. Cue to this line from IF after realizing it:

** And upon returning from Sega Saturn Era for the first time, once IF realized that her bike has been possessed by Neptune (after her era disappears) and has a new paint job, IF really doesn't take it well even with a BigWhat scream. IF spends most of the time grieving over her bike rather than feeling relief that Neptune's alive until Historie snaps her out of it.
* When IF and Segami manages to catch up with Saturn, Saturn tries to brush them off. However this causes Segami to cry, which IF seizes this opportunity, telling Saturn to stop the bullying... and Neptune suddenly shows up out of nowhere just to make fun of Saturn.

-->'''Neptune''': (Appears out of nowhere) YOU MADE HER CRY! ARE YOU SURE YOUR NAME IS SATURN? I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S ACTUALLY SATAN!

-->'''Neptune''': I'm good. I knew the risk. That being said... Later! (leaves)

* Combined with FridgeBrilliance: The whole wars between the [=CPUs=] and Sega Hard Girls started because Mega Drive decided that Plutia was unfit to be a goddess. What prompted her to make this decision? Her first encounter with Iris Heart!

* When IF and Segami catch up to Saturn to ask her a few questions, Saturn tries to brush them off, causing Segami to cry. IF seizes the opportunity and tells Saturn to stop the bullying... and Neptune suddenly shows up out of nowhere and insults Saturn. IF wonders why Neptune did that considering she was on the run, and Neptune says that the risk was worth it and flees.
-->'''IF''': Can you stop bullying her. I already have enough to babysit her.
-->'''Saturn''': I wasn't bullying her. I was just...

-->'''Saturn''': HEY! I didn't do anything!!

* Any scene involving IF [[BerserkButton anger over her bike being 'modified']]. There's two notable mentions:

** And upon returning from Sega Saturn Era for the first time, once IF realized that her bike has been possessed by Neptune (after her era disappears) and has a new paint job, IF really doesn't take it well even with a BigWhat scream. IF spends most of the time grieving over her bike than feeling relieve that Neptune's alive until Historie snaps her out of it.

* Combined with FridgeBrilliance: The whole wars between the [=CPUs=] and Sega Hard Girls got started because Mega Drive decided that Plutia was unfit to be a goddess. What prompted her to make this decision? Her first encounter with Iris Heart!

** And upon returning from Sega Saturn Era for the first time, once IF realized that herbike has been possessed by Neptune (after her era disappears) and has a new paint job, IF really doesn't take it well even with a BigWhat scream. IF spends most of the time grieving over her bike than feeling relieve that Neptune's alive until Historie snaps her out.

-->'''Neptune''': YOU MADE HER CRY! ARE YOU SURE YOUR NAME IS SATURN? I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S ACTUALLY SATAN.

* Neptune and Nepgear have not met in this universe. Their first meeting involves Neptune being in the form of IF's bike. HilarityEnsues as Nepgear's WrenchWench habits arise and her first desire is to ''dismantle her sister''!
* In a case of BlackComedy: Bike!Neptune decides that Nepgear is possessed by the Time Eater and, with Segami in tow, ''runs Nepgear down'' only to find out she was wrong. Neptune tries to blame Segami, Segami is afraid Nepgear is dead, and IF casually states they can just go back in time again and prevent that from happening.