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'''Damian:''' "tt" Tossing around all this sugar [[TastesLikeDiabetes is turning me into a diabetic.]]

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'''Damian:''' "tt" Tossing around all this sugar [[TastesLikeDiabetes [[SickeninglySweet is turning me into a diabetic.]]
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* Jon just can't turn off being raised well, even in the middle of a battle.
-->'''Damian''': We did it! Multiplexing disrupted! You have eight seconds before it's able to reengage.\\
'''Jon''': And you catch Mr. Cyborg!\\
'''Damian''': You know he can't hear you being so respectful, right?
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'''Damian:''' Very... gnn... funny. ''[clearly trying very hard]'' Move your noodle fingers away from me...

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'''Damian:''' Very... gnn... funny. ''[clearly trying very hard]'' Move your noodle fingers away from me...me...

!Issue #16
* The one exchange that pretty much sums up Batman and Superman's respective philosophies towards being on a hero team.
-->'''Jon''': Wait a sec, your dad has plans to destroy his teammates?\\
'''Damian''': [[CrazyPrepared Just in case.]] Yours doesn't?\\
'''Jon''': I mean, he has all their birthdays in his calendar.
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* When Jon fails to give Damian a piggyback ride back to Gotham, the Boy Wonder then reveals that he could've summoned a new bike whenever he wanted. [[AwLookTheyReallyDoLoveEachOther Looks like someone doesn't want to admit something]].

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* When Jon fails refuses to give Damian a piggyback ride back to Gotham, the Boy Wonder then reveals that he could've summoned a new bike whenever he wanted. [[AwLookTheyReallyDoLoveEachOther Looks like someone doesn't want to admit something]].
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'''Alfred''': I tell him every day, as requested. His knees don't seem to knock as loudly as you assume they do.

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'''Alfred''': '''[[ServileSnarker Alfred]]''': I tell him every day, as requested. His knees don't seem to knock as loudly as you assume they do.

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* Jon, on the other hand, greatly enjoys having Damien at his school.

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* Jon, on the other hand, greatly enjoys loves having Damien his reluctant friend at his school.




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* When the two take out one of Talia's underlings:
-->'''Damien''': Hello again, Ezar…I always said you were too easily distracted.\\
'''Jon''': Wait - you ''trained'' these guys? Is ''that'' why you always think I'm one of your students?\\
'''Damien''': Shh. Don't be an Ezar.
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* Damien is still attending school very much under protest.
-->'''Damien''': Tell father he will pay for this.\\
'''Alfred''': I tell him every day, as requested. His knees don't seem to knock as loudly as you assume they do.
* Jon, on the other hand, greatly enjoys having Damien at his school.
-->'''Jon''': Meet you for lunch?\\
'''Damien''': How about ''no?'' Does ''no'' work for you?\\
'''Jon''': ''(waving happily)'' Great. See you at lunch.
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'''Damian:''' You very well know he's not, Starfire!

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'''Damian:''' '''[[HeightAngst Damian]]:''' You very well know he's not, Starfire!

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'''Jon:''' I'm ''serious'', think about it. "Look up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane, it's '''[[NinjaZombiePirateRobot Super-Ninja-Jedi-Boy!]]'''

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'''Jon:''' I'm ''serious'', think about it. "Look up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane, it's '''[[NinjaZombiePirateRobot Super-Ninja-Jedi-Boy!]]'''Super-Ninja-Jedi-Boy!]]'''"



'''Jon:''' Aw, come '''''on''''', that's not fair.

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'''Jon:''' Aw, come '''''on''''', that's not fair.fair.

!Issue #15
* There's a takeout joint in Metropolis that's so good that a Lexcorp scientist named Dr. Weller wants to marry the stir-fry noodles. Just one page later, Jon is in a submarine eating the same noodles.
-->'''Dr. Weller:''' I think I want to marry these noodles.\\
'''Jon:''' Damian, I'm never going to get married, but when I do, it's going to be to these noodles.
* Both Batman and Jon have just stopped caring about Damian's IneffectualLoner act.
-->'''Damian:''' I had you on mute. How did--\\
'''Jon:''' Your dad taught me how to ''override'', dude. He said you mute people a lot.\\
'''Damian:''' The ''[grunts as he continues to bench press]'' two of you together are worse than the ''Injustice League'', I swear.
* Damian is annoyed with how social Jon is. Jon replies by using his SuperStrength to mess with Damian.
-->'''Jon:''' ''[stepping out of a pod]'' Hey, I thought you were going to wait for me after school?\\
'''Damian:''' You take too long talking to teachers.\\
'''Jon:''' I like making conversation.\\
'''Damian:''' I know... nnn... It's the fourth-most-annoying thing about you. Fifty... ''[exerting himself more]'' Fifty... What the hell is... ''[looks to his left to see Jon pressing down on the barbell with one finger]''\\
'''Jon:''' You okay, little guy?\\
'''Damian:''' Very... gnn... funny. ''[clearly trying very hard]'' Move your noodle fingers away from me...
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-->'''Alfred:''' Hnn, I cannot believe my life has come to a place where I have to say this... Please step out of the dinosaur's... '''''buttocks.'''''

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-->'''Alfred:''' [[ARareSentence Hnn, I cannot believe my life has come to a place where I have to say this... this...]] Please step out of the dinosaur's... '''''buttocks.'''''
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** Even funnier? You can see Jon's cape sticking out of said dinosaur's "buttocks"!

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** Even funnier? You can see Jon's cape Robin and Superboy's capes sticking out of said dinosaur's "buttocks"!
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** Even funnier? You can see Jon's cape sticking out of said dinosaur's "buttocks"!
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-->'''Damian:''' Tell me what. You teach me how to fly, and I'll teach you how to use a sword.\\

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-->'''Damian:''' Tell me you what. You teach me how to fly, and I'll teach you how to use a sword.\\
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'''Alfred:'' Now was that so hard?

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'''Alfred:'' '''Alfred:''' Now was that so hard?
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* Alfred takes a moment to poke fun at Damian's height while speaking with Batman about fixing his uniform.
-->'''Alfred:''' ''[talking about Damian's Robin uniform]'' I could only find this one, but it's cleaned, patched, and pressed. The boy has several, but luckily, at the rate he's growing, he'll be able to wear them for the next two decades.
* Alfred is also having none of the silent treatment from Batman.
-->'''Alfred:''' ''[handing the Robin uniform to Batman]'' Hmph. You're much ruder when you're dressed for work.\\
'''Batman:''' Thank you.\\
'''Alfred:'' Now was that so hard?
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* By contrast, Jon's face screams OhCrap when his mom finds him when he's supposed to be at home studying on a school night, just as he was in the middle of bragging to a Gothamite he saved.

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* By contrast, Jon's face screams OhCrap when his mom finds him when he's supposed to be at home studying on a school night, just as he was in the middle of bragging to a Gothamite he saved. TL;DR, he's more scared of his ''mom'' than ''ninjas''.

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* By contrast, Jon's face screams OhCrap when his mom finds him when he's supposed to be at home studying on a school night.

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* By contrast, Jon's face screams OhCrap when his mom finds him when he's supposed to be at home studying on a school night.night, just as he was in the middle of bragging to a Gothamite he saved.
-->'''Lady:''' ''[to Jon]'' For a boy your age, the way you handled these guys was ''amazing!''\\
'''Jon:''' Well, evil beware when your name's--\\
'''Lois:''' '''''Superboy.''''' ''[cue OhCrap face from Jon]''
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'''Damian:''' ''[shoves Jon a side]'' I may be old, but I'm not ready to retire. Titans... um... nnn...\\

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'''Damian:''' ''[shoves Jon a side]'' aside]'' I may be old, but I'm not ready to retire. Titans... um... nnn...\\
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* Jon drops the tied up assassins right on Talia while she's in the middle of her [[EvilGloating Evil Gloating]].

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* Jon drops dropping the tied up assassins right on top of Talia while she's in the middle of her [[EvilGloating Evil Gloating]].
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* Jon drops the tied up assassins right on Talia while she's in the middle of her [[EvilGloating Evil Gloating]].

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