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-->'''Vergil:''' Look, I'm wearing my button. The Sheriff is wearing his button. This person- ''(points his finger at the Furburger)''
-->''(Matt is laughing in hysterics)'' [[note]]Rook was still sporting his "Derpasaurus" mask upon tackling Faith's territory.[[/note]]

** [[EpicFail The sheer number of times Matt messes up during the battle:]] He does everything from missing a jump and falls down a whole floor, missing his shot with the Light Arrow once Ganondorf is stunned and even missing hitting Ganondorf with his sword ''while he's standing right next to him.'' Matt flat-out admits that this is the worst run of the final battle he's ever had.
*** At one point, Matt demonstrates the "Bottle Trick" when hitting Ganondorf's energy ball back at him... only to [[DamnYouMuscleMemory accidentally bring out his bow]] when the energy ball is launched back at him, taking a hit and forcing him to start the whole "tennis sequence" over again.

--'''Matt:''' ''(imitating Twinklie)'' Could you ''try'' this time, you assho-''(sees the game say that very thing and gets offended)'' '''''Fuck you!'''''

* Johnny wonders if there's a game that everybody in the room can do blindfolded; Matt takes the answer literally and says "No, I need to see what I'm doing."
* Matt whiffs the snowman enemy in Freezy Peak by a mere inch, sending him careening into the ground.
* Matt fails the twinkie minigame for the first time; at first he says in a mocking tone to try harder, only for the game to tell him to try harder. The change in his tone from mocking to aggravated was hilarious.

* The recurring gag of Freezy Peak of which the crew keeps wishing everybody a Merry Christmas, in a game world with no Christ.

** The gang doing their version of ''The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air'''s intro.

---> '''Johnny!Sonic:''' Thank you, toy that looks like my friend!

---> '''Johnny:''' I just heard a man get murdered!

* The FinalBoss turns out to be [[GoddamnedBoss quite the pain]] for the guys in combination with the frustrating last act of the last level, but after a painstakingly long time, they finally manage to trigger phase 2... Only for the boss to drop down ''right where Elliot, Matt and Greg are standing'', which kills them and leaves Johnny on his own. BigWHAT-s and [[RageBreakingPoint explosions of anger]] ensue, with Greg laughing his ass off and Matt outright calling it a KaizoTrap.[[note]]What most likely happened, once again as a consequence of the game ''really'' not being designed with Multiplayer in mind, was that the characters got locked in the place they were standing in when the phase 2 cutscene started; A Player positioned too far to the left would end up standing in the boss's landing zone without being able to move, which would make them automatically take a hit when phase 2 started proper. Sure enough, when the guys reach the second phase again later, they make sure to position themselves more to the right, and this does indeed let them avoid being crushed.[[/note]]

* According to Johnny and Matt, this is their fifth attempt at recording the game.

-->'''Matt''': Happy birthday, buddy, and what better way to celebrate than by leaving you out of the Let's Play.

** Matt's bad luck continues as he throws a grenade... ''only to somehow kill a hostage.''

** Matt's bad luck continues as he throws a grenade... _only to somehow kill a hostage._

!![[AC:VideoGame/BatmanReturns]]

** Peaches' trainer, Miss Mable, refers to Furburger as ''Italian'' (pronounced "eye-talian"). Matt's response? '''Unloading two full clips of his [=SPAS-12=] shotgun into her'''. Thankfully, poor granny ''survives'' thanks to her NPC status.

!![[AC:VideoGame/HatofulBoyfriend]]

* During the boss fight with Kraven, Johnny gets killed by Kraven's attack, and then Kraven immediately drops dead seconds later!

-->'''Mark''': ''(Luigi voice)'' Something tells me I should look up.

** While playing through Pinball Carnival when they've reached the part of the stage with the roller coasters, Johnny at one point jumps to get into a launcher to take him to the next roller coaster, only to miss his timing... At which point the roller coaster suddenly changes direction and makes him fall into a pit, eliciting a ''hilarious'' shout of surprise from him. This would be funny enough on its own, but this is ''immediately'' followed by the camera suddenly deciding to follow Greg, who is still on the first roller coaster while Elliot and Matt successfully enter the launchers; Greg ends up falling to his doom as a result of of missing the timing of his jump... And since the camera is still focusing on him, Johnny warps to him as they fall, causing yet another TotalPartyKill.
---> '''Elliot:''' WHA- '''''[[BigWHY WHY?!!]]'''''

* During the mission where Spidey is put in an exhibition match against Quentin Beck, Matt comes up with an elaborate backstory to the two announcers, named Danny and Bob, where the former is reguarly seeing the latter's wife behind his back and bragging about it nearly every second. Johnny and Elliot get into the Bob and Danny drama so much that they nearly forget about the actual action going on in the game.

* Matt calls the Green Zingers [[IncrediblyLamePun Zombees.]]

* The crew decide to play the original version on the UsefulNotes/Xbox360, which means that we get flashes of characters glitching out into NightmareFuel.
* Matt's liberal use of the [[ToiletHumor fart button.]]
* One of the Demon Doors requires Matt to have a relatively high sex appeal, so he decides to raise that particular attribute by [[{{Squick}} constantly sleeping with an old woman.]]
** Even funnier, it works.

--> '''Johnny (as Edward)''': Am I doing it right?
--> '''Johnny (as Anna)''': What did I ever see in this man?

--->'''Johnny''': What the hell!?! Sea God? Really!?! I..I see what you're doing up there! You don't like me very much do you?

---> '''Matt''' (after Cecil drops the Magma Stone causing an eruption): CECIL WHAT DID YOU DO!?
---> '''Johnny''' (as Cecil): Son of a bitch! I just dropped a key in the well!
---> '''Matt''': You fucking jinx!!!

-->'''Johnny''': Anyway let's see where we ended up! ''[walks into Mysidia]'' ...Oh shit.
-->'''Matt''': ''[bursts out into laughter]''

-->'''Matt (as Cecil):''' Hi Palom! Hi Porom! I think I killed your mother!
-->'''Johnny (as Cecil):''' Oh, did I kill your mother yet? Oh ho, give me some time!

-->'''Johnny''': Guys, whip out the shovels. We're gonna be here all night.

--> '''Matt''': Mara!? No! That's dick-demon!

--> '''Matt''': [[IncrediblyLamePun He croaked!]]
--> '''Johnny''': THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT!

--> '''Matt''': It looks like a failed physics project.
--> '''John''': What has science done?!
--> '''Matt (As the Death Machine):''' KILL ME. PLEASE. KILL ME.

--> '''Matt (As the Deathmask):''' KILL MEEEEEE!

--> '''Elliot''': "For the voice acting, here's the thing. We could get either actual voice acting or boops.\\
'''Johnny''': "Boops?" Like Animal Crossing?\\
'''Elliot''': Actually, yeah.\\
'''Johnny''': ...so, what would the sex sound like if it was boops?
--> *both of them make absurd bubbly noises*
* When Elliot talks to the girl in the gym, one of the dialogue choices (Forgive me for saying this...but your body is straight bangin') leaves Johnny bewildered on [[WhoWritesThisCrap who the heck would write such a thing]]:
--> '''Johnny''': "But your body is straight banging." What urban tryhard wrote this fucking shit?\\
'''Elliot''': A bunch of white people. *Both of them end up laughing*

--> '''Elliot''': Shit!\\
'''Johnny''': Yeah, you poisoned her, you dick!
--> (Elliot breaks into laughter)\\
'''Johnny''': Jesus. Hey, this food expired three months ago! What game are you trying to pull here?!\\
'''Elliot''': Wait, this is a [[UsefulNotes/McDonalds McDonald's]]!\\
'''Johnny''': (laughs) "I'M ''VEGAN,'' YOU DICK!"
--> '''Elliot''': No, Beli's the vegan.
--> '''Johnny''': Oh. ..."[[VerbalBackspace SHE'S]] ''VEGAN,'' YOU DICK!"
--> (Cue Elliot laughing)

--> '''Johnny:''' HEY! LET'S GO TO DENNY'S! YOUR TREAT!!

--> '''Johnny:''' Elliot...How's that phone, by the way?

--> '''Elliot''': Now we can go on dates with her.\\
'''Johnny''': *in a distressed tone* ...wait, what?

--> '''Johnny''': [[CallBack HOW'S THAT PHONE, BY THE WAY?]]

--> '''Johnny''': Jesus Christ, Elliot. You haven't struck out once since upgrading the phone. WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME!?

-->'''Elliot''': Don’t bully me, I’ll cum!
-->'''Johnny''': Snail-trail Elliot, they used to call me…
-->'''Elliot''': (Loud coughing, retching noise)
-->'''Johnny''': Oh, I don’t think he was ready for that!
-->'''Elliot''': NO, I WASN’T!!

-->'''Matt''': Thank you for not reattaching that to my butt.
-->'''Johnny''': I woulda liked the crotch area so he really would be a [[IncrediblyLamePun dickhead.]]

* Johnny and Matt's Fan Nickname for the mid-boss of Tunnel Rhino's stage: [[IncrediblyLamePun Ding Dong.]] [[labelnote:explanation]] The boss, Hell Crusher, has a rather phallicly placed drill, and the strategy that Matt uses involves tricking the mechaniloid into repeatedly ramming into the entrance door.[[/labelnote]]
* Johnny is quick to point out Matt's mistake when he refers to one of Bit's attacks as a [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Rainbow]] [[AccidentalMisnaming Dash.]]
--> '''Johnny''': Now we're gonna get, like... 30 ''My Little Pony'' references...
--> '''Matt''': Mother''fffuck'' me!

--> '''Matt''': It looks like somebody sat down, started designing this thing and never fucking stopped!

--> '''Matt''': I like to get him on the far left or the far right. No, that is not a political joke.

--> '''Matt (as General)''': Say Zero, what do you think robots dream of?
--> '''Johnny (as Zero)''': Electric Irises?
--> '''Johnny (as General)''': She swiped you right years ago, Zero. Time to let go. You have... ''no choice.''

--> Matt (as Sigma): Don't mind my voice. It's just that [[VideoGame/SonicAdventure2 a person tried to approach me and got leary.]]

-->'''Matt''': And thus the world knew a thousand years of darkness all due to Dr. Pepper.

-->'''Matt''': So, in a game that's trying to say, "Don't recklessly classify people"... ''no.''
-->''(Johnny cracks up after the abrupt delivery)''

--->'''Data''': But soon, I'll be able to tell you everything! What you are, why you lost your memory, your original function and mission!
--->'''Matt''': In Legends 3!
--->'''Johnny''': FUCK!

-->'''Johnny''': (Snake Voice) Wow, that's a great impersonation, Colonel.
-->'''Matt''': What if he takes out a sock puppet for that?

-->'''Meryl''': You know, I don't use make up like other women do.
-->'''Johnny''': (Snake Voice) Oh, here we go...

--> '''Johnny''': Well every once in a while when you hit him he'll say "I can't read you"... but I only hear the "I can't read" part. *laughs*

--> '''Elliot''': It's vibrating, So what?
--> '''Johnny''': *after laughing with Matt* It was cool 20 years ago, damn it!
* When Psycho Mantis reads Snake's mind (memory card) and asks if he likes to play Castlevania:
--> '''Johnny''': (Snake voice) Well, I don't like to brag, but I've played Symphony of the Night about 98 times.
* During [[spoiler: Snake's Torture Scene]], Johnny got distracted just enough by Elliot and Matt singing Guile's Theme and the Chicken Dance that he got a game over.
* When Snake escapes from prison, Johnny ends up accidentally [[spoiler: ''killing'' Johnny Sasaki.]]

-->'''Elliot''': Oh there's a bottomless pit there?
-->'''Matt(Exdeath)''': Why hello there! Welcome to the Void!
-->'''Elliot(Liquid)''': NOOOOOOOO!
-->'''Johnny(Exdeath)''': Occupation: one.
-->'''Matt(Exdeath)''': So tell me, Liquid, what is black and red and white all over?... The VOID!
-->'''Johnny(Liquid)''': D’ouuuughhh…
* In the finale after the credits, when [[spoiler: Solidus Snake]] is revealed to be the United States president, Elliot claims that UsefulNotes/BillClinton was [[spoiler: Solidus Snake]]:
-->'''Elliot''': Ah, shit. Damn you, Clinton! I always suspected it was you!
-->'''Matt''': [[spoiler: Solidus]] Clinton.
-->'''Johnny''': *after laughing* Thanks for that mental image, Matt.

--->'''Elliot:''' Kronika? More like Kroni-''Can't Make Me Feel Better!''
--->'''Matt:''' More like Kroni-[[CountryMatters Cunt]]!

--->'''Raiden:''' Grandmaster Hasashi? Hanzo Hasashi?!
--->'''Matt:''' Scorpion? He's happy?!? Noooo!
--->'''Johnny:''' We cannot have this.

* Whenever the SA-X doppelganger shows up, the scary music would be replaced with [[Sexophone a sexy saxophone]], making it sillier.

* At a third of the way through the Blast Hornet boss battle, the boss decides to fly off screen, and then the game crashed. Unfortunately, since they didn't abuse savestates as well as they should, they were sent back 2 hours in gametime. Made even funnier in the comments section where someone points out that they could have used passwords since they were recording and could have just gone back through the footage to find it.

* Johnny is quick to point out Matt's mistake when he refers to an enemy's attack as a [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Rainbow]] [[AccidentalMisnaming Dash.]]
--> '''Johnny''': There's going to be a lot of pony jokes in the comments now.
--> '''Matt''': Son of a bitch, that's not what I meant!

* Johnny has Matt fall down the hole in Bilzzard Buffalo's stage. Matt falls too far.

* The whole "voting for Ronald Reagan" RunningGag. It happens due to the fact that the gang was trying to decipher the AmbigiousTimePeriod the game takes place in.

-->'''Johnny:''' Watch out for quads!

-->'''Johnny''': S-t Elliot, they used to call me…

* At one point, they return to the Observatory, and Greg decides the Astronomer is Dr. Gero. Cue RamblingOldManMonologue as everyone voices him complaining about how lonely he is, how he doesn’t have anyone to talk to besides the Scarecrow (Which he calls Android 1), and how he’s grown to hate looking at the stars. It keeps going well after Link has already left, even after Johnny lets out a loud, audibly unnerved “YOU GOOD?!”

* During the cycle where Matt gets the Gilded Sword – which requires Link to be without his sword for two solid days – he keeps running into problems as a result of not having a sword. Not only can he not unlock the owl statue on Milk Road, but he panics when he realizes he may not be able to stop Sakon from mugging the Bom Shop lady without his sword. His solution? Turn into a [[TheBigGuy Goron]] and PUNCH Sakon out. It works.

* In Part 2, Matt explains how the game’s bank works - the banker stamps Link with a small mark that shows his current balance. Given the game’s three-day GroundhogDayLoop, this essentially means that Link is committing bank fr every time he goes back in time. Greg then points out it’s fortunate the bank doesn’t keep track of the date on that stamp…

* Upon everyone entering a particularly challenging Bonus Level, Elliot lets out a shriek of horror, leaving everyone collapsing in laughter.