History Funny / StrongBadsCoolGameForAttractivePeople

'''Marzipan:''' ''(bitterly)'' [[CharacterFilibuster Yeah, and you fast forwarded through the eight minutes of educational content I provided!]]\\
'''Bubs:''' ''(also bitterly)'' And what happened to my nude scene?\\

''[[ZergRush (Everyone crowds in on Strong Bad in retaliation, who climbs up on top of the couch to avoid them.)]]''\\

'''Strong Bad:''' Oh, yeah, [[DownerEnding Renaldo dies]].\\

* The game's ending, in which everyone has nothing but bad things to say about the movie, each for their own reason:

--> '''Renaldo''': ''[disturbed]'' ...Uncomfortable...!

-->'''Coach Z:''' That guy is creepy with a capital "Cree"! And I don't think he's too clear on the whole fantasy/reality thing neither.\\

* The King of Town: [[PunctuatedForEmphasis "Did someone say? Bleached? Buttered? BATS?!!"]]

-->'''Strong Bad:''' Whoa! My amazing stage prop drove you all so crazy that you accidentally carried the wrong guy off on your shoulders! That's cool! I'll just wait here until you realize that and come back for me...

--> '''Dangeresque''': {creepily admirable tone} You'll always be a hero to me, Renaldo.
--> '''Renaldo''': {disturbed} ...Uncomfortable...!

* Bubs as Baron Darin Diamonicle asks Strong Bad as Dangeresque why he should help him with solving a kidnapping and breaking into a hideout.

-->'''Strong Bad:''' Mmmmm, ChocoOpps! ... What the crap are ChocoOpps?\\

'''Bubs:''' The kind of candy that I give away to people for free, dummy!

-->'''Coach Z:''' Hey, Strong Mad!
-->'''Strong Mad:''' ''(jumps through the roof)'' [[NoIndoorVoice OH YEAAAAAAH!]]
-->'''Coach Z:''' What have I told you about using this Total Load Total Body Energy Enhancer Powder stuff?
-->'''Strong Mad:''' ONLY ON TUESDAYS!
-->'''Coach Z:''' And what day is it today?
-->'''Strong Mad:''' UH... HAPPY NEW YEAR!
-->'''Coach Z:''' Close enough. Now get this stuff out of here, okay?
-->'''Strong Mad:''' AULD LANG SYNE! ''(jumps up through the roof)''
-->'''Coach Z:''' Now that is one smart kid. Thanks for clearing that up, Strong Bad. Who knows what kinda whatsit storm Strong Mad woulda unleashed if he went off his schedule!

* Homestar's reactions to the failed results for the Draft Wheel, including Li'l Brudder, [[CompanionCube the Bennedetto brothers]], and... [[TalkingToThemself Homestar Runner]].

-->'''Homestar:''' Marzipan just wanted my opinion on the decorations... and the cake jugglers... [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers and the plight of the lowlands toad weasel]]... and the, the... (''descends into {{Angrish}}, then drop-kicks his cell phone across the track'') Pardon me, I'm off to the locker room to reacquire my game-face.

-->'''Strong Sad:''' I'm burning up! According to this ''[[AsLongAsItSoundsForeign thermometeur]]'', my skin should be melting off!

* Homestar [[ComicallyMissingThePoint has trouble remembering what the protest is about]], and can occasionally be heard chanting "I-want-a-soda!" and shouting "Save the bats!"

* You can try wheedling the Cheat into joining up with Strong Bad, which leads to Strong Bad saying "Come on!" and "The Cheat!" in an increasingly whiny, drawn-out fashion.

* Strong Bad's attempt at speaking Homsar's language at the Homsar Reservation. "Dah, I broke the tip off my stipend!" When you get the mystic pylon up and running and can understand Homsar's language, trying to speak the language will cause Homsar to complain "Why are you talking gibberish, Strong Bad? You sound like a two-years-old boy."

-->'''Strong Sad:''' I'm burning up! According to this ''thermometeur'', my skin should be melting off!

* '''[[SkywardScream "IRONY!"]]'''

--->'''Strong Bad''': I never thought it was such a bad little The Stick. It's not bad at all, really. Maybe it just needs a little love...and toilet paper.\\

* Solving one puzzle requires Strong Bad to get Marzipan to make out an autographed poster for Coach Z. You can also ask her to make one out to several other characters, with various humorous results, including:

* Strong Bad can also use the cell phone to prank-call ''himself''... by pretending to be Homestar [[FoeYay claiming to be an attractive woman]]. Once he hangs up, he looks around for a bit before remarking, "Well, that was more than a little weird."

-->'''Homestar Runner:''' But Strong Bad, this game seems to have all the cool cahracters from homestarrunner.com!\\

* The King of Town: [[PunctuatedForEmphasis "Did someone say? Bleached? Buttered? BATS??!!"]]

-->''Strong Bad:'' Woah, sorry. [[StandInMyEyes Must have got some bleach in my eye.]] Nasty stuff!

-->''Strong Bad:'' Woah, sorry. Must have got some bleach in my eye. Nasty stuff!