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* Amethyst shape-shifting her feet into eyes so she can watch Steven and Connie train without having to sit up.

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* Amethyst shape-shifting shapeshifting her feet into eyes so she can watch Steven and Connie train without having to sit up.



* Listen very carefully when Amethyst, Steven, and Connie first enter the donut shop: ''Sadie is humming the Pepe's Burger's jingle''.
* Lion on the ferris wheel.
* Peedee's utter lack of reaction at Steven, Connie, Amethyst & Lion's antics in front of Beach City Fries, as if to say "Yeah, I stopped being surprised by crap like this ''long'' ago."
* When one of the Gem Beasts from "Gem Hunt" crawls onto the beach and growls at Steven and Connie, Steven awkwardly says "I remember you too, buddy..." while slowly forming a bubble around himself and Connie.

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* Listen very carefully when Amethyst, Steven, and Connie first enter the donut shop: ''Sadie is humming the Pepe's Burger's jingle''.
Burgers jingle.''
* Lion on the ferris Ferris wheel.
* Peedee's utter lack of reaction at Steven, Connie, Amethyst & Lion's antics in front of Beach City Citywalk Fries, as if to say "Yeah, I stopped being surprised by crap like this ''long'' ago."
* When one of the Gem Beasts from [[Recap/StevenUniverseS3E17GemHunt "Gem Hunt" Hunt"]] crawls onto the beach and growls at Steven and Connie, Steven awkwardly says "I remember you too, buddy..." while slowly forming a bubble around himself and Connie.



--->'''Stevonnie''': Hmm, I guess she lives in the ocean now.

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--->'''Stevonnie''': --->'''Stevonnie:''' Hmm, I guess she lives in the ocean now.



** The prizes from the Pearl Prize Pouch. First Steven got googly glasses and later we see him with a harlequin hat.

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** The prizes from the Pearl Prize Pouch. First Steven got googly glasses glasses, and later we see him with a harlequin hat.



* The whole fight in general, from the {{Animesque}} intro - where both characters boast about how badly they're going to ''lose'' - to them angrily complimenting each other mid-battle. Half the things they say while fighting are SugarWiki/FunnyMoments.
-->*Steven gives spikes to his bubbles*
-->'''Amethyst:''' [[BigWhat WHA-]] Is that new?! (angry) Because it's AWESOME!
-->'''Steven:''' No! That was an accident! Accidents are not awesome!

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* The whole fight in general, from the {{Animesque}} intro - where both characters boast about how badly they're going to ''lose'' - to them angrily complimenting each other mid-battle. Half the things they say while fighting are SugarWiki/FunnyMoments.
-->*Steven -->''[Steven gives spikes to his bubbles*
-->'''Amethyst:'''
bubbles]''\\
'''Amethyst:'''
[[BigWhat WHA-]] Is that new?! (angry) ''[angry]'' Because it's AWESOME!
-->'''Steven:'''
AWESOME!\\
'''Steven:'''
No! That was an accident! Accidents are not awesome!



-->'''Amethyst:''' Hey! Don't ''save'' m-
-->''(shield changes direction and hits her in the back of the head)''

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-->'''Amethyst:''' Hey! Don't ''save'' m-
-->''(shield
m–\\
''[shield
changes direction and hits her in the back of the head)''head]''



-->'''Garnet:''' (StunnedSilence)\\
'''Pearl:''' (StunnedSilence)\\

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-->'''Garnet:''' (StunnedSilence)\\
''[StunnedSilence]''\\
'''Pearl:''' (StunnedSilence)\\''[StunnedSilence]''\\



* "[[ItMakesSenseInContext You were in my lion, and now you're in my house!]]"



* Amethyst wrapping a burrito and a bag of chips inside of an entire pizza, and then attempting to swallow it whole while the gems are watching TV. As this happens, she looks like a fish gasping for air.

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* Amethyst wrapping a burrito and a bag of chips inside of an entire pizza, and then attempting to swallow it whole while the gems Gems are watching TV. As this happens, she looks like a fish gasping for air.



* "[[ItMakesSenseInContext You were in my lion, and now you're in my house!]]"



* Even though we didn't get to ''see'' Lapis and Peridot redecorate the barn, the way everything is arranged leaves ''plenty'' to the imagination. Special mention goes to the '''giant silo''' filling in the hole in the side of the barn and the truck stuck cab-first through the loft door (that is apparently a makeshift balcony/TV watching area)! Combined with the interior of the barn featuring several aquariums -- including a ''vacuum cleaner'' -- one has to imagine the two spent a night going ''nuts'' with their ElementalPowers.

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* Even though we didn't get to ''see'' Lapis and Peridot redecorate the barn, the way everything is arranged leaves ''plenty'' to the imagination. Special mention goes to the '''giant silo''' filling in the hole in the side of the barn and the truck stuck cab-first through the loft door (that is apparently a makeshift balcony/TV watching area)! Combined with the interior of the barn featuring several aquariums -- including a ''vacuum cleaner'' -- one has to imagine the two spent a night going ''nuts'' with their ElementalPowers.



-->'''Percy''': But Paulette, I need you!\\
'''Peridot:''' ''(annoyed)'' Oh, get over it, Percy. Go make another friendship bracelet.\\

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-->'''Percy''': -->'''Percy:''' But Paulette, I need you!\\
'''Peridot:''' ''(annoyed)'' ''[annoyed]'' Oh, get over it, Percy. Go make another friendship bracelet.\\



''(Beat)''\\
'''Lapis:''' ''(cheerfully)'' [[SubvertedTrope No.]]
* Lapis describes the [[CallARabbitASmeerp Meep Morp (aka art)]] of the leaf Steven gave her in "Same Old World" as a reminder of the time...[[ShapedLikeItself Steven gave her a leaf]]. Her delivery of the line and Steven's reaction to it sells it.

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''(Beat)''\\
''[beat]''\\
'''Lapis:''' ''(cheerfully)'' ''[cheerfully]'' [[SubvertedTrope No.]]
* Lapis describes the [[CallARabbitASmeerp Meep Morp (aka art)]] of the leaf Steven gave her in [[Recap/StevenUniverseS3E3SameOldWorld "Same Old World" World"]] as a reminder of the time...[[ShapedLikeItself Steven gave her a leaf]]. Her delivery of the line and Steven's reaction to it sells it.



--->'''Lapis''': [[SubvertedTrope No. I just really like that show.]]

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--->'''Lapis''': --->'''Lapis:''' [[SubvertedTrope No. I just really like that show.]]



---> '''Peridot:''' (''With an enormous grin and in a completely cheerful tone'') It has no functional purpose! It just makes me...feel bad!

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---> '''Peridot:''' (''With --->'''Peridot:''' ''[with an enormous grin and in a completely cheerful tone'') tone]'' It has no functional purpose! It just makes me...feel bad!



** Peridot's last act is to take her bow tie and toss it to Lapis, who just lazily holds up her hand while the bow tie sails over her head, just like when they were playing baseball.

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** Peridot's last act is to take her bow tie bowtie and toss it to Lapis, who just lazily holds up her hand while the bow tie bowtie sails over her head, just like when they were playing baseball.



* When Jasper notices Peridot and asks what she is doing there. When Peridot says she is a Crystal Gem, Jasper's reaction is to remain completely [[AccidentalPun stone-faced]] and summon her helmet with intent of beating the crap out of her.

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* When Jasper notices Peridot and asks what she is doing there. When Peridot says she is a Crystal Gem, Jasper's reaction is to remain completely [[AccidentalPun stone-faced]] and summon her helmet with the intent of beating the crap out of her.



* Amethyst expressing a desire to not do anything for a month after beating Jasper at last... only to return to the Barn to find the Ruby Squad floating in water bubbles.
-->'''Amethyst:''' ''Ugh...''
* Peridot laughing childishly as Smoky Quartz [[CurbStompBattle curb-stomps]] Jasper and she loses most of her army of corrupted Gems.



* Jasper's {{Angrish}} reaction to Steven and Amethyst's fusion: "UGH, WHO ARE ''YOU'' SUPPOSED TO BE???"
* Pretty much everything Smoky Quartz says is [[HurricaneOfPuns hilarious]], but a special mention must be made of the casual self-congratulation after they've curbstomped Jasper: "Great job, Smoky! — Thank you, thank you, Smoky." Complete with handshake.
* Peridot laughing childishly as Smoky Quartz [[CurbStompBattle curb-stomps]] Jasper and she loses most of her army of corrupted Gems.



-->'''Peridot:''' "[[{{Squick}} Ew, that's disgusting!]]"
* Pretty much everything Smoky Quartz says is [[HurricaneOfPuns hilarious]], but a special mention must be made of the casual self-congratulation after they've curbstomped Jasper: "Great job, Smoky! -- Thank you, thank you, Smoky." Complete with handshake.
* Jasper's {{Angrish}} reaction to Steven and Amethyst's fusion: "UGH, WHO ARE ''YOU'' SUPPOSED TO BE???"

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-->'''Peridot:''' "[[{{Squick}} [[{{Squick}} Ew, that's disgusting!]]"
disgusting!]]
* Pretty much everything Smoky Quartz says is [[HurricaneOfPuns hilarious]], but Amethyst expressing a special mention must be made of the casual self-congratulation desire to not do anything for a month after they've curbstomped Jasper: "Great job, Smoky! -- Thank you, thank you, Smoky." Complete with handshake.
* Jasper's {{Angrish}} reaction
beating Jasper at last... only to Steven and Amethyst's fusion: "UGH, WHO ARE ''YOU'' SUPPOSED TO BE???"return to the Barn to find the Ruby Squad floating in water bubbles.
-->'''Amethyst:''' ''Ugh...''



-->'''Lapis''': They showed up on their little ship acting very angry... [[PokeThePoodle so I put them in time out.]]

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-->'''Lapis''': -->'''Lapis:''' They showed up on their little ship acting very angry... [[PokeThePoodle so I put them in time out.]] out]].



'''Leggy''': I'll just... go over there then. ''(Awkwardly shuffles out of the way.)''

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'''Leggy''': I'll just... go over there then. ''(Awkwardly ''[awkwardly shuffles out of the way.)''way]''



--->'''Steven''': ''(cheerfully)'' Good afternoon!\\
'''Army''': ''(charges)'' I'll tear you limb from limb!\\
'''Garnet:''' ''(grabs Army by her shirt scruff and holds her up)'' Hey, don't be like that.\\
'''Army:''' ''(struggles)'' [[{{Angrish}} Rassa frassin...]]\\
'''Garnet:''' Awwww... ''(shoves Army under her arm)'' Next!

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--->'''Steven''': ''(cheerfully)'' --->'''Steven:''' ''[cheerfully]'' Good afternoon!\\
'''Army''': ''(charges)'' '''Army:''' ''[charges]'' I'll tear you limb from limb!\\
'''Garnet:''' ''(grabs ''[grabs Army by her shirt scruff and holds her up)'' up]'' Hey, don't be like that.\\
'''Army:''' ''(struggles)'' ''[struggles]'' [[{{Angrish}} Rassa frassin...]]\\
'''Garnet:''' Awwww... ''(shoves ''[shoves Army under her arm)'' arm]'' Next!



--->'''Eyeball''': I'm not tellin y'all nothin about nothin. ''(Closeup on her face)'' Grrrrr!

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--->'''Eyeball''': --->'''Eyeball:''' I'm not tellin y'all nothin nothin' about nothin. ''(Closeup ''nothin[='=]''. ''[closeup on her face)'' face]'' Grrrrr!



-->'''Amethyst-as-Jasper:''': YUP! That's me! Always huge, never small! All the... all the time since I was made! (''Grins'')

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-->'''Amethyst-as-Jasper:''': -->'''Amethyst-as-Jasper:''' YUP! That's me! Always huge, never small! All the... all the time since I was made! (''Grins'')''[grins]''



-->'''Eyeball''': Stupid Earth sun! (Kicks a small clump of dirt.) I hate this planet!\\
'''Amethyst-as-Jasper''': Curse this planet! (Does same.)\\
'''Ruby squad:''' (Eagerly join in, either stomping or kicking the ground and throwing sod in the air. Cut to the Crystal Gems all wearing priceless expressions, with the exception of Pearl, who's facepalming.)

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-->'''Eyeball''': -->'''Eyeball:''' Stupid Earth sun! (Kicks ''[kicks a small clump of dirt.) dirt]'' I hate this planet!\\
'''Amethyst-as-Jasper''': '''Amethyst-as-Jasper:''' Curse this planet! (Does same.)\\
'''Ruby squad:''' (Eagerly join
''[does same]''\\
''[the Ruby squad eagerly joins
in, either stomping or kicking the ground and throwing sod in the air. Cut air; cut to the Crystal Gems all wearing priceless expressions, with the exception of Pearl, who's facepalming.)facepalming]''



** As Amethyst asks this, Peridot can be seen grabbing Lapis's arm protectively while glaring at Amethyst. Lapis doesn't look bothered in the slightest.

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** As Amethyst asks this, Peridot can be seen grabbing Lapis's Lapis' arm protectively while glaring at Amethyst. Lapis doesn't look bothered in the slightest.



-->'''Eyeball:''' Right. [[AndImTheQueenOfSheba And I have two eyeballs]]-- [[DontExplainTheJoke which I don't!]]

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-->'''Eyeball:''' Right. [[AndImTheQueenOfSheba And I have two eyeballs]]-- eyeballs]] — [[DontExplainTheJoke which I don't!]]



* Hurtling through an asteroid field, Steven and Eyeball freak out at an incoming large one - only for it to turn around and reveal itself to be doughnut-shaped as they harmlessly pass right through.

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* Hurtling through an asteroid field, Steven and Eyeball freak out at an incoming large one - only for it to turn around and reveal itself to be doughnut-shaped as they harmlessly pass right through.



** After Eyeball takes a rock to the gem which cracks it, Steven's freaking out in worry about her while she tries to shrug it off. Eyeball's form then destabilizes before she can finish her sentence - as she turns into an even smaller self with all of her limbs coiled in, looking like a floating cube person with an afro. [[BerserkButton It's enough to cause her to briefly flip out and lose form altogether for a second.]]

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** After Eyeball takes a rock to the gem which cracks it, Steven's freaking out in worry about her while she tries to shrug it off. Eyeball's form then destabilizes before she can finish her sentence - as she turns into an even smaller self with all of her limbs coiled in, looking like a floating cube person with an afro. [[BerserkButton It's enough to cause her to briefly flip out and lose form altogether for a second.]]



'''Steven:''' What- NO! Please don't take my gem! ''(suddenly confused)'' [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall Wait, what would even happen to me?]]

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'''Steven:''' What- What– NO! Please don't take my gem! ''(suddenly confused)'' ''[suddenly confused]'' [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall Wait, what would even happen to me?]]

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* Steven wakes up to an earthquake, and Peridot immediately goes into freak-out mode about it possibly being the Cluster. Only for Steven to interrupt her mid-mobilization to explain that he saw Malachite with the Watermelon Stevens, at which point he and the Gems go into a tense conversation about it while [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Peridot deflates in the background, annoyed that she has no idea what the heck they're talking about.]] It's even funnier given that it turns out she was right in the first place.

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* Steven wakes up to an earthquake, and Peridot immediately goes into freak-out mode about it possibly being the Cluster. Only for Steven to interrupt her mid-mobilization to explain that he saw Malachite with the Watermelon Stevens, at which point he and the Gems go into a tense conversation about it while [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Peridot deflates in the background, annoyed that she has no idea what the heck they're talking about.]] about]]. It's even funnier given that it turns out she was right in the first place.



** That scene in general is full of hilarity. The Gems are especially hammy and gung-ho when the take off to fight Jasper, particularly Garnet who points dramatically into the horizon and leads a battle cry of "TO THE NEAREST WARP PAD!" as they run into the distance. And the nearest warp pad is, like, ten feet away.
** Later, when Steven finally explains it to her she responds to Steven's worry with the total sarcastic boredom of [[SeenItAll someone who's been in way too many crazy situations lately.]]
--->'''Steven:''' Lapis must be getting tired from fighting Jasper for so long!
--->'''Peridot:''' [[CallBack Just being on a ship with Jasper made me tired.]]

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** That scene in general is full of hilarity. The Gems are especially hammy and gung-ho when the take off to fight Jasper, particularly Garnet Garnet, who points dramatically into the horizon and leads a battle cry of "TO THE NEAREST WARP PAD!" as they run into the distance. And the nearest warp pad is, like, ten feet away.
** Later, when Steven finally explains it to her she responds to Steven's worry with the total sarcastic boredom of [[SeenItAll someone who's been in way too many crazy situations lately.]]
lately]].
--->'''Steven:''' Lapis must be getting tired from fighting Jasper for so long!
--->'''Peridot:'''
long!\\
'''Peridot:'''
[[CallBack Just being on a ship with Jasper made me tired.]]



'''Steven:''' You're right. Oh, I know! I'll fall asleep and go into a Watermelon Steven again. This way, I can help them and be safe at the same time. Eheheheheh. ''(lies down)''\\

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'''Steven:''' You're right. Oh, I know! I'll fall asleep and go into a Watermelon Steven again. This way, I can help them and be safe at the same time. Eheheheheh. ''(lies down)''\\''[lies down]''\\



** Before that, as they mobilize into TheWarSequence, a small family of Watermelons is bidding good bye to a parent... Turns out the parent going away is actually the ''[[ActionGirl mother]],'' not the father.

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** Before that, as they mobilize into TheWarSequence, a small family of Watermelons watermelons is bidding good bye to a parent... Turns out the parent going away is actually the ''[[ActionGirl mother]],'' mother]]'', not the father.



-->'''Amethyst:''' (Laying face down on the ground giving a thumbs up) I'm alive...

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-->'''Amethyst:''' (Laying ''[lying face down on the ground giving a thumbs up) up]'' I'm alive...



'''Steven:''' (More confidently) We're gonna do this together and it's gonna be great!\\

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'''Steven:''' (More confidently) ''[more confidently]'' We're gonna do this together and it's gonna be great!\\



** And Peridot's [[{{Shapeshifting}} surprisingly reasonable]] answer is that the other gems would "shrink or something."

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** And Peridot's [[{{Shapeshifting}} surprisingly reasonable]] answer is that the other gems Gems would "shrink or something."something".



-->'''Peridot:''' Steven! [[AnguishedDeclarationofLove I'm sorry I couldn't save you]], or the [[AMillionIsAStatistic billions of other lifeforms]] who matter far, far less to me!

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-->'''Peridot:''' Steven! [[AnguishedDeclarationofLove [[AnguishedDeclarationOfLove I'm sorry I couldn't save you]], or the [[AMillionIsAStatistic billions of other lifeforms]] who matter far, far less to me!



'''Steven:''' ''*mortified blush*''
* Steven stays behind and says he'll catch up with them on Lion...but then realizes he doesn't know where Lion is. His attempts to get him to appear are hilarious.
-->'''Steven:''' Lion! Hey Lion! (deep breath) LEEEEEON! I have a big steak right here in my hand for you! Whoops, I dropped it and it fell out of existence! You can't hide from me for too long because you love me SOOOOO MUCH!
* Steven and Lapis [[ContinuityNod making fart noises.]] Again.
* Steven's scenario of Lapis living in Empire City, Trying to make it as a single Gem in the city, hanging out at a coffee shop and having a wacky roommate, clearly having learned everything about city life from sitcoms. Bonus points for Lapis actually ending up with a wacky roommate at the end of the episode.

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'''Steven:''' ''*mortified blush*''
''[mortified blush]''
* Steven stays behind and says he'll catch up with them on Lion... but then realizes he doesn't know where Lion is. His attempts to get him to appear are hilarious.
-->'''Steven:''' Lion! Hey Lion! (deep breath) ''[deep breath]'' LEEEEEON! I have a big steak right here in my hand for you! Whoops, I dropped it and it fell out of existence! You can't hide from me for too long because you love me SOOOOO MUCH!
* Steven and Lapis [[ContinuityNod making fart noises.]] noises]]. Again.
* Steven's scenario of Lapis living in Empire City, City: Trying to make it as a single Gem in the city, hanging out at a coffee shop and having a wacky roommate, clearly having learned everything about city life from sitcoms. Bonus points for Lapis actually ending up with a wacky roommate at the end of the episode.



'''Lapis:''' ''(happily)'' Yeah! Here here.\\

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'''Lapis:''' ''(happily)'' ''[happily]'' Yeah! Here here.\\



* Lapis, of course, has not been around for Peridot's HeelFaceTurn, and flips out at her former captor happily pottering around the barn...but Peridot remains sanguine (and oblivious) as Lapis demands reassurance from Steven. Poor Steven has a ThisIsGonnaSuck moment and even does a {{facepalm}} as he realizes his UN-worthy peacekeeping skills are going to be called on again.

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* Lapis, of course, has not been around for Peridot's HeelFaceTurn, and flips out at her former captor happily pottering around the barn... but Peridot remains sanguine (and oblivious) as Lapis demands reassurance from Steven. Poor Steven has a ThisIsGonnaSuck moment and even does a {{facepalm}} as he realizes his UN-worthy peacekeeping skills are going to be called on again.



* Steven's suggestion in "Same Old World", straight from a sitcom, about Lapis moving to the big city and getting a wacky roommate comes back here, especially with [[http://rebeccasugar.tumblr.com/image/144973983058 this image]].
* Peridot talking about how to make up with Lapis... while Lapis was in front of her.

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* Steven's suggestion in [[Recap/StevenUniverseS3E3SameOldWorld "Same Old World", World"]], straight from a sitcom, about Lapis moving to the big city and getting a wacky roommate comes back here, especially with [[http://rebeccasugar.tumblr.com/image/144973983058 this image]].
* Peridot talking about how to make up with Lapis... while Lapis was is in front of her.



-->''"I like the cut of your gem, Steven Quartz!"''
-->''"... Show her my sweet?"''
-->''"H2-Oh my gosh!"''
-->''"I got yo number."''

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-->''"I like the cut of your gem, Steven Quartz!"''
-->''"...
Quartz!"''\\
''"...
Show her my sweet?"''
-->''"H2-Oh
sweet?"''\\
''"H2-Oh
my gosh!"''
-->''"I
gosh!"''\\
''"I
got yo number."''



-->'''Lapis:''' ''(reading aloud)'' Sorry I interrogated you. You were just full of such useful information. That's a sincere compliment. Peridot. ''(gives a smiling Steven and a grinning Peridot a flat look)''

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-->'''Lapis:''' ''(reading aloud)'' ''[reading aloud]'' Sorry I interrogated you. You were just full of such useful information. That's a sincere compliment. Peridot. ''(gives ''[gives a smiling Steven and a grinning Peridot a flat look)''look]''



-->'''Peridot:''' How about my "Camp Pining" DVD?
-->'''Steven:''' Which season?
-->'''Peridot:''' Five.
-->'''Steven:''' Trash.
-->'''Peridot:''' I know!

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-->'''Peridot:''' How about my "Camp Pining" DVD?
-->'''Steven:'''
''Camp Pining'' DVD?\\
'''Steven:'''
Which season?
-->'''Peridot:''' Five.
-->'''Steven:''' Trash.
-->'''Peridot:'''
season?\\
'''Peridot:''' Five.\\
'''Steven:''' Trash.\\
'''Peridot:'''
I know!



-->'''Steven''' ''(Just finished [[WhatTheHellHero calling out Lapis for being mean to Peridot]])'': Now it's too late, and she's never coming back again.\\
''(Peridot comes back screaming)''\\

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-->'''Steven''' ''(Just -->'''Steven:''' ''[just finished [[WhatTheHellHero calling out Lapis for being mean to Peridot]])'': Peridot]][=]=]'' Now it's too late, and she's never coming back again.\\
''(Peridot ''[Peridot comes back screaming)''\\screaming]''\\



* The plot of the entire episode is predicated by the fact that the Homeworld Rubies saw Peridot, Steven and Lapis, and got their Roving Eye swatted out of the sky in the last episode, ''[[IdiotPlot and then immediately forgot about it.]]''

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* The plot of the entire episode is predicated by the fact that the Homeworld Rubies saw Peridot, Steven and Lapis, and got their Roving Eye swatted out of the sky in the last episode, ''[[IdiotPlot and then immediately forgot about it.]]''it]]''.



* The leader not noticing the barn until Ruby (ours) mentions it. ''While it was directly in her line of sight''.
* While she gets into it eventually, Lapis's completely bare-minimum effort at the start of the baseball game is gold. It's made even better by her deadpan facial expressions and stiff body language ''à la'' [[WesternAnimation/{{Daria}} Daria Morgendorffer]].
** The other "home team" gems (sans Steven, who uses his real name) come up with SueDonym names for their human disguises. Lapis... picks "[[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Bob]]."

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* The leader not noticing the barn until Ruby (ours) mentions it. ''While it was directly in her line of sight''.
sight.''
* While she gets into it eventually, Lapis's Lapis' completely bare-minimum effort at the start of the baseball game is gold. It's made even better by her deadpan facial expressions and stiff body language ''à la'' [[WesternAnimation/{{Daria}} Daria Morgendorffer]].
Morgendorffer]].
** The other "home team" gems Gems (sans Steven, who uses his real name) come up with SueDonym names for their human disguises. Lapis... picks "[[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Bob]]."Bob]]".



-->'''Lapis:''' (''who is leaning against the wall with her arms crossed, chuckles'') This plan ''sucks''.

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-->'''Lapis:''' (''who is leaning ''[leaning against the wall with her arms crossed, chuckles'') crossed; chuckles]'' This plan ''sucks''.



** Also the part that everyone introduces themselves in a very dynamic way and then there's... Lapis with the most bored expression of this universe. The Crystal Gems each have a unique font for their names -- for example, "Earl" is in cursive and "Sophie" is in a fancy script. "Bob" is in a plain, standard text editor font.
* The fact that our heroes' biggest problem playing the game is that Ruby and Sapphire [[SickeninglySweethearts can't stop flirting with each other.]]

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** Also the part that everyone introduces themselves in a very dynamic way and then there's... Lapis Lapis, with the most bored expression of this in the universe. The Crystal Gems each have a unique font for their names -- for example, "Earl" is in cursive and "Sophie" is in a fancy script. "Bob" is in a plain, standard text editor font.
* The fact that our heroes' biggest problem playing the game is that Ruby and Sapphire [[SickeninglySweethearts can't stop flirting with each other.]]other]].



** As Sapphire sniffs a flower Ruby gave her, a baseball bonks the former on the ''head'', [[NoSell to no effect.]]

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** As Sapphire sniffs a flower Ruby gave her, a baseball bonks the former on the ''head'', [[NoSell to no effect.]]effect]].



** Meta funny: a bunch of the European dubs tried to downplay Ruby and Sapphire's romance, [[HideYourGays claiming they were just "really good friends."]] Explicitly outlining that they're in-love and flirting feels like [[WriterRevolt Rebecca Sugar and company getting back at them]]. The way Lapis even says "Flirting" feels like it was underlined in the script.

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** Meta funny: a bunch of the European dubs tried to downplay Ruby and Sapphire's romance, [[HideYourGays claiming they were just "really good friends."]] friends"]]. Explicitly outlining that they're in-love in love and flirting feels like [[WriterRevolt Rebecca Sugar and company getting back at them]]. The way Lapis even says "Flirting" feels like it was underlined in the script.



* The Rubies [[http://66.media.tumblr.com/29a45b06114ca741522371e2c37314cd/tumblr_o7jp8lNjHG1tuiafvo1_1280.jpg priceless reactions when they realize they were tricked]].

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* The Rubies Rubies' [[http://66.media.tumblr.com/29a45b06114ca741522371e2c37314cd/tumblr_o7jp8lNjHG1tuiafvo1_1280.jpg priceless reactions when they realize they were tricked]].



'''Leggy:''' (''[[TheDitz She's not even facing the right direction]]'') Huh? W-What?

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'''Leggy:''' (''[[TheDitz She's ''[[[TheDitz not even facing the right direction]]'') direction]]]'' Huh? W-What?



-->'''Pearl:''' [[FlatWhat What?]]
** Peridot spends the whole episode thinking she pissed off Homeworld so bad that they sent a death squad after her. The truth is arguably worse: Homeworld decided that even if she was a traitor, they didn't care.

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-->'''Pearl:''' --->'''Pearl:''' [[FlatWhat What?]]
** Peridot spends the whole episode thinking she pissed off Homeworld so bad that they sent a death squad after her. The truth is arguably worse: Homeworld decided that even if she was is a traitor, they didn't don't care.



-->'''Ruby Fusion:''' ... ''(cheerfully)'' Well, why didn't you say so?
** Look carefully when the Ruby Fusion is yelling; it looks very much like [[DemonHead that 90's anime trope where someone's head grows gigantic when they're really mad and screaming at their victims.]]

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-->'''Ruby --->'''Ruby Fusion:''' ... ''(cheerfully)'' ''[cheerfully]'' Well, why didn't you say so?
** Look carefully when the Ruby Fusion is yelling; it looks very much like [[DemonHead that 90's anime trope where someone's head grows gigantic when they're really mad and screaming at their victims.]]victims]].



''[She walks toward the house and pauses in the doorway]''\\

to:

''[She ''[she walks toward the house and pauses in the doorway]''\\



''[[[DoubleTake A pause]]. Then the sound of footsteps running back out]''\\

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''[[[DoubleTake A pause]]. Then a pause]], then the sound of footsteps running back out]''\\



-->'''Steven:''' I could really use your assistance dealing with the sudden appearance oaaaw rats!
--> (Amethyst jumps again)
-->'''Steven:''' Of a power which was previously unbeknownst to me which I can't control... um...
--> (Amethyst jumps again)
-->'''Amethyst:''' Dude, ''summarize''.
-->'''Steven:''' Go get Garnet!

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-->'''Steven:''' I could really use your assistance dealing with the sudden appearance oaaaw rats!
--> (Amethyst
rats!\\
''[Amethyst
jumps again)
-->'''Steven:'''
again]''\\
'''Steven:'''
Of a power which was previously unbeknownst to me which I can't control... um...
--> (Amethyst
um...\\
''[Amethyst
jumps again)
-->'''Amethyst:'''
again]''\\
'''Amethyst:'''
Dude, ''summarize''.
-->'''Steven:'''
''summarize''.\\
'''Steven:'''
Go get Garnet!



* Steven's melodramatic fantasy about missing his chance at getting the first doughnut of the day. It ends with the townspeople feeding his doughnut to a dog, then him dying, his bones falling to Earth, and Sadie picking up his skull to reenact the "Alas, poor Yorick" speech from ''Hamlet''.

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* Steven's melodramatic fantasy about missing his chance at getting the first doughnut of the day. It ends with the townspeople feeding his doughnut to a dog, then him dying, his bones falling to Earth, and Sadie picking up his skull to reenact the "Alas, poor Yorick" speech from ''Hamlet''.''Theatre/{{Hamlet}}''.



* Steven tries to think of something happy to slow his fall again. He discounts doughnuts because he's missed getting the first doughnut of the day, the beach because he's about to slam into it at terminal velocity, and Rose because "those feelings are ''complicated!''". With the last one, he even [[PaintingTheFourthWall lifts up the panel showing her while he falls]].

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* Steven tries to think of something happy to slow his fall again. He discounts doughnuts because he's missed getting the first doughnut of the day, the beach because he's about to slam into it at terminal velocity, and Rose because "those feelings are ''complicated!''". ''complicated!''" With the last one, he even [[PaintingTheFourthWall lifts up the panel showing her while he falls]].falls]].
* While Steven is still falling, we hear a snippet of conversation the Gems are having to try and get him down.
-->'''Amethyst:''' But if he ''did'' have a jetpack, he could just put it on upside-down!



--> '''Garnet:''' ...Close enough.

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--> '''Garnet:''' ...-->'''Garnet:''' ...Close enough.



* While Steven is still falling, we hear a snippet of conversation the Gems are having to try and get him down.
-->'''Amethyst:''' But if he ''did'' have a jetpack, he could just put it on upside-down!



-->'''Greg:''' Marty?!
-->'''Steven:''' You mean your rotten old manager? (grabs hold of Greg) I'll protect you, Dad!
-->'''Greg:''' Ah, don't worry. I've got a hose.

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-->'''Greg:''' Marty?!
-->'''Steven:'''
Marty?!\\
'''Steven:'''
You mean your rotten old manager? (grabs ''[grabs hold of Greg) Greg]'' I'll protect you, Dad!
-->'''Greg:'''
Dad!\\
'''Greg:'''
Ah, don't worry. I've got a hose.



** Shortly thereafter, he pulls out his phone and says "Marty here, talk to me" as if he's answering it. The scene cuts back to Steven and Sour Cream, but you can just hear him saying "Yeah, I ''know'' I called ''you.''"

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** Shortly thereafter, he pulls out his phone and says "Marty here, talk to me" as if he's answering it. The scene cuts back to Steven and Sour Cream, but you can just hear him saying "Yeah, I ''know'' I called ''you.''"''you''."



* Pearl is rather nonplussed when she finally hears the song that won Rose over. It doesn't help that it's been turned into a burger jingle. But she has to admit through gritted teeth that Rose would have found it ''hilarious.''

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* Pearl is rather nonplussed when she finally hears the song that won Rose over. It doesn't help that it's been turned into a burger jingle. But she has to admit through gritted teeth that Rose would have found it ''hilarious.''''hilarious''.



* Before starting the "Mr. Greg" song, Greg hands his new business card over to the hotel clerk. It reads "Mr. Greg: Bazzzillionaire." No, that isn't a spelling mistake; he spelled the word with 3 Zs.
** "And if I break a table, it ain't no-Whoa!" (Greg slides off table, which he is currently dancing on)
*** Pearl bringing said number to a grinding halt by refusing to dance with Greg; as she leaves in a funk one of the singing bellhops shouts [[MoodWhiplash "Boo! You ruined the song!"]]

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* Before starting the "Mr. Greg" song, Greg hands his new business card over to the hotel clerk. It reads "Mr. Greg: Bazzzillionaire." No, that isn't a spelling mistake; he spelled the word with 3 Zs.
Z's.
** "And if I break a table, it ain't no-Whoa!" no– Whoa!" (Greg slides off the table, which he is currently dancing on)
***
on.)
**
Pearl bringing said number to a grinding halt by refusing to dance with Greg; as she leaves in a funk one of the singing bellhops shouts [[MoodWhiplash "Boo! You ruined the song!"]]



* The bill Greg racks up in the end is [[ShockinglyExpensiveBill amazingly long.]]

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* The bill Greg racks up in the end is [[ShockinglyExpensiveBill amazingly long.]]long]].



-->'''Peridot''': [[NoodleIncident MY HANDS FEEL LIKE THAT TIME I PUT THEM IN A TOASTER!]] [[DontTryThisAtHome THE PREVIOUS ACTION MENTIONED (HAND IN TOASTER) IS DANGEROUS. DON'T DO IT]]
* New rules prevent Steven and Amethyst from riding the coaster, but Peridot stands there smug as can be due to her large head shape - and then Mr. Smiley pats it down to reveal it's literally gem-shaped AnimeHair. Which results in her going {{Angrish}}.

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-->'''Peridot''': -->'''Peridot:''' [[NoodleIncident MY HANDS FEEL LIKE THAT TIME I PUT THEM IN A TOASTER!]] [[DontTryThisAtHome THE PREVIOUS ACTION MENTIONED (HAND IN TOASTER) IS DANGEROUS. DON'T DO IT]]
* New rules prevent Steven and Amethyst from riding the coaster, but Peridot stands there smug as can be due to her large head shape - and then Mr. Smiley pats it down to reveal it's literally gem-shaped AnimeHair. Which results in her going {{Angrish}}.



-->'''Amethyst:''' Hey Mr. Smiley, is [[CryingWolf that Onion trying to set the rollercoaster on fire]]?
-->'''Mr. Smiley:''' [[NoodleIncident I'm not falling for that one again!]]
-->'''Woman:''' *Scream* [cut to Onion randomly holding two torches right next to the rollercoaster, apparently trying to burn it down].
-->'''Mr. Smiley:''' No! I'm still paying off the last lawsuit!

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-->'''Amethyst:''' Hey Mr. Smiley, is [[CryingWolf that Onion trying to set the rollercoaster on fire]]?
-->'''Mr.
fire]]?\\
'''Mr.
Smiley:''' [[NoodleIncident I'm not falling for that one again!]]
-->'''Woman:''' *Scream* [cut
again!]]\\
''[a woman screams; cut
to Onion randomly holding two torches right next to the rollercoaster, apparently trying to burn it down].
-->'''Mr.
down]''\\
'''Mr.
Smiley:''' No! I'm still paying off the last lawsuit!



** The return of cat fingers.

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** The return of cat fingers. Steven gets rid of them by sticking his hand in the ocean.



--> '''Steven (Offscreen):''' What?

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--> '''Steven (Offscreen):''' -->'''Steven:''' ''[offscreen]'' What?



** Steven's reaction to said nudeness deserves mention.

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** Steven's reaction to said nudeness nudity deserves mention.



-->'''Steven!Lars:''' I don't think you stink...
-->'''Jenny:''' ''*happily surprised*'' Lars! What a nice thing to say!

to:

-->'''Steven!Lars:''' I don't think you stink...
-->'''Jenny:''' ''*happily surprised*''
stink...\\
'''Jenny:''' ''[happily surprised]''
Lars! What a nice thing to say!



--> '''Buck:''' ''[On encountering Steven!Lars the first time]'' Buck is pleased.\\
'''Buck:''' ''[On seeing Steven!Lars attacking Steven in an attempt to switch back]'' [[ThatMakesMeFeelAngry Buck is no longer pleased.]]

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--> '''Buck:''' ''[On -->'''Buck:''' ''[on encountering Steven!Lars the first time]'' Buck is pleased.\\
'''Buck:''' ''[On ''[on seeing Steven!Lars attacking Steven in an attempt to switch back]'' [[ThatMakesMeFeelAngry Buck is no longer pleased.]]



-->'''Steven!Lars:''' The Organ Pickler? Part... Seven?!
-->'''Sadie:''' I keep telling you, that's the good one!
-->'''Steven!Lars:''' Um, how about this one? Fangs of Love!
-->'''Sadie:''' I think I'd rather have my organs pickled.

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-->'''Steven!Lars:''' The ''The Organ Pickler? Pickler''? Part... Seven?!
-->'''Sadie:'''
Seven?!\\
'''Sadie:'''
I keep telling you, that's the good one!
-->'''Steven!Lars:'''
one!\\
'''Steven!Lars:'''
Um, how about this one? Fangs ''Fangs of Love!
-->'''Sadie:'''
Love''!\\
'''Sadie:'''
I think I'd rather have my organs pickled.



-->'''Sadie:''' I tried to warn you! (turns to Steven!Lars, who's bawling his eyes out.)
-->'''Steven!Lars:''' They just wanted to be together!

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-->'''Sadie:''' --->'''Sadie:''' I tried to warn you! (turns ''[turns to Steven!Lars, who's bawling his eyes out.)
-->'''Steven!Lars:'''
out]''\\
'''Steven!Lars:'''
They just wanted to be together!



* Greg's old photos of himself and his dream car. They go from him posing with it to embracing it to sharing a SpaghettiKiss with it -- and end with the dealer and a police offer kicking him off the lot. ''While he's still on his hands and knees, spaghetti strand in his mouth.''

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* Greg's old photos of himself and his dream car. They go from him posing with it to embracing it to sharing a SpaghettiKiss with it -- and end with the dealer and a police offer kicking him off the lot. ''While he's still on his hands and knees, spaghetti strand in his mouth.''



-->'''Greg''': Hey! He forgot to... Eh, what do I care? I'm rich.

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-->'''Greg''': -->'''Greg:''' Hey! He forgot to... Eh, what do I care? I'm rich.



--> '''Ronaldo:''' ''(watching through binoculars)'' "This is it!" \\
'''Jenny:''' "Are they gonna crash?" \\
'''Ronaldo:''' "No! ''We're about to witness the true power of the Supremo''!" \\
''({{Beat}})'' \\
'''Everyone else:''' "Ohhhh."

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--> '''Ronaldo:''' ''(watching ''[watching through binoculars)'' "This binoculars]'' This is it!" \\
it!\\
'''Jenny:''' "Are Are they gonna crash?" \\
crash?\\
'''Ronaldo:''' "No! No! ''We're about to witness the true power of the Supremo''!" \\
''({{Beat}})'' \\
Supremo''!\\
''[{{beat}}]''\\
'''Everyone else:''' "Ohhhh."Ohhhh.



** Said girlfriend is voiced by [=DeeDee=] Magno Hall, aka ''Pearl''.

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** Said girlfriend is voiced by [=DeeDee=] Magno Hall, Magno-Hall, aka ''Pearl''.



--->'''Kofi''': There's already a line!\\
''(Cut to Onion standing outside the door)''

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--->'''Kofi''': --->'''Kofi:''' There's already a line!\\
''(Cut ''[cut to Onion standing outside the door)''door]''



* Garnet returns after disappearing for a five episode stretch...and just stands in the background saying and doing absolutely nothing until she claps at the very end.

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* Garnet returns after disappearing for a five episode stretch... and just stands in the background saying and doing absolutely nothing until she claps at the very end.



-->'''Steven''': Well, his drops are pretty dirty.
* "Pizza time!" (''Cue GilliganCut to Steven sacked-out on the couch after stuffing his face with pizza'')

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-->'''Steven''': -->'''Steven:''' Well, his drops are pretty dirty.
* "Pizza time!" (''Cue ''[Cue GilliganCut to Steven sacked-out on the couch after stuffing his face with pizza'')pizza]''



* Steven's various... [[IncrediblyLamePun Cheesy]] one-liners when fighting off the cheese monsters threatening Kiki in her dreams.
* Steven falls asleep in the middle of his final talk with Jenny. All she does when noticing is poking him confused with her broom.

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* Steven's various... [[IncrediblyLamePun Cheesy]] cheesy]] one-liners when fighting off the cheese monsters threatening Kiki in her dreams.
* Steven falls asleep in the middle of his final talk with Jenny. All she does when noticing is poking him confused with her broom.broom while confused.



'''Pearl:''' ''(horrified)'' What is the meaning of this?!

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'''Pearl:''' ''(horrified)'' ''[horrified]'' What is the meaning of this?!



'''Amethyst:''' I wasn't... ''(turns back to normal)''

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'''Amethyst:''' I wasn't... ''(turns ''[turns back to normal)''normal]''



-->'''Lapis:''' Steven, I... don't deserve this.
-->'''Steven:''' Of course you do! We even named her... ''Li'l Lappy!''
-->''(Cut to the boat's new name, crudely taped over the old one -- S.S. Misery, with the top of the sign having fallen over. Greg, giving a thumbs up, notices and hastily tries to fix it. Lapis can't help but chuckle.)''

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-->'''Lapis:''' Steven, I... don't deserve this.
-->'''Steven:'''
this.\\
'''Steven:'''
Of course you do! We even named her... ''Li'l Lappy!''
-->''(Cut
Lappy!''\\
''[cut
to the boat's new name, crudely taped over the old one -- S.S. Misery, ''Misery'', with the top of the sign having fallen over. over; Greg, giving a thumbs up, notices and hastily tries to fix it. it; Lapis can't help but chuckle.)''chuckle]''



* The fact that Lapis and Steven played with the boat's horn for ''so long,'' that Steven briefly lost his hearing.
* Greg hasn't met Lapis since "Ocean Gem," leading to quite a bit of awkwardness when he's reminded.

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* The fact that Lapis and Steven played with the boat's horn for ''so long,'' long'' that Steven briefly lost his hearing.
* Greg hasn't met Lapis since [[Recap/StevenUniverseS1E26OceanGem "Ocean Gem," Gem"]], leading to quite a bit of awkwardness when he's reminded.



** "If anything bad happens to my kid, you'd better pray your space goddess's magic can bring people back from the dead, because I ''will'' destroy you."
*** The last quote crosses with HeartwarmingInHindsight when it's revealed in season 5 that Rose turns out to be ''capable'' of doing so, as she had implied to have done with Lion, although Greg might worry about the thought of explaining to Vidalia of how he or her baby turned pink and possibly having powers.

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** "If anything bad happens to my kid, you'd better pray your space goddess's goddess' magic can bring people back from the dead, because I ''will'' destroy you."
*** The last quote crosses with HeartwarmingInHindsight when it's revealed in season 5 that Rose turns out to be ''capable'' of doing so, as she had she's implied to have done with Lion, although Greg might worry about the thought of explaining to Vidalia of how he or her baby turned pink and possibly having powers.



-->'''Greg:''' Yeah, but I'm not a baby! I don't need someone to feed me or change my clothes! I don't need someone to save me when I climb onto a ferris wheel, and...aww, man...I ''am'' a baby. \\
'''Rose:''' ''(Motherly tone)'' Do you wanna get down?\\

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-->'''Greg:''' Yeah, but I'm not a baby! I don't need someone to feed me or change my clothes! I don't need someone to save me when I climb onto a ferris wheel, and... aww, man...man... I ''am'' a baby. \\
'''Rose:''' ''(Motherly tone)'' ''[motherly tone]'' Do you wanna get down?\\



-->'''Steven:''' What ever happened to Baby Sour Cream?\\

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-->'''Steven:''' What ever happened to Baby baby Sour Cream?\\



(''IrisOut on Teen Sour Cream in the background'')\\

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(''IrisOut ''[IrisOut on Teen teen Sour Cream in the background'')\\background]''\\



* Connie repeats some lines from "Do It For Her/Him" (back in "Sworn to the Sword") to prove that she's ready. Pearl then sings the next line at the top of her lungs.

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* Connie repeats some lines from "Do It For Her/Him" (back in [[Recap/StevenUniverseS2E9SwornToTheSword "Sworn to the Sword") Sword"]]) to prove that she's ready. Pearl then sings the next line at the top of her lungs.



'''Steven:''' (camera phone clicks)

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'''Steven:''' (camera ''[camera phone clicks)clicks]''



* In a meta sense, the fact that this is the first episode in which Jasper leaves on her own accord. In her first appearance ("Jail Break") Lapis dragged her into the sea in a fusion, in ("Alone at Sea") she was punched into the sky by Lapis, and in the one before that ("Super Watermelon Island") she fell down a chasm while unconscious.

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* In a meta sense, the fact that this is the first episode in which Jasper leaves on her own accord. In her first appearance ("Jail Break") ([[Recap/StevenUniverseS1E49JailBreak "Jail Break"]]) Lapis dragged her into the sea in a fusion, in ("Alone ([[Recap/StevenUniverseS3E15AloneAtSea "Alone at Sea") Sea"]]) she was punched into the sky by Lapis, and in the one before that ("Super ([[Recap/StevenUniverseS3E1SuperWatermelonIsland "Super Watermelon Island") Island"]]) she fell down a chasm while unconscious.
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[[AC:Super Watermelon Island]]

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[[AC:Super [[foldercontrol]]

[[folder:"Super
Watermelon Island]]Island"]]




[[AC:Gem Drill]]

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\n[[AC:Gem Drill]][[/folder]]

[[folder:"Gem Drill"]]




[[AC:Same Old World]]

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\n[[AC:Same [[/folder]]

[[folder:"Same
Old World]]World"]]



-->'''Peridot:''' I've ''seen'' what goes on in that bathroom.
-->'''Steven:''' ''*mortified blush*''

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-->'''Peridot:''' I've ''seen'' what goes on in that bathroom.
-->'''Steven:'''
bathroom.\\
'''Steven:'''
''*mortified blush*''




[[AC:Barn Mates]]

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\n[[AC:Barn Mates]][[/folder]]

[[folder:"Barn Mates"]]




[[AC:Hit the Diamond]]

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\n[[AC:Hit [[/folder]]

[[folder:"Hit
the Diamond]]Diamond"]]




[[AC:Steven Floats]]

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\n[[AC:Steven Floats]][[/folder]]

[[folder:"Steven Floats"]]




[[AC:Drop Beat Dad]]

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\n[[AC:Drop [[/folder]]

[[folder:"Drop
Beat Dad]]Dad"]]




[[AC:Mr. Greg]]

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\n[[AC:Mr. Greg]][[/folder]]

[[folder:"Mr. Greg"]]



* Apparently nothing during the musical numbers were free actions; The Universes' clothes were actually tailored and everyone singing was being paid to do so.

[[AC:Too Short to Ride]]

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* Apparently nothing during the musical numbers were free actions; The the Universes' clothes were actually tailored and everyone singing was being paid to do so.

[[AC:Too
so.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:"Too
Short to Ride]]Ride"]]




[[AC:The New Lars]]

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\n[[AC:The [[/folder]]

[[folder:"The
New Lars]]Lars"]]




[[AC:Beach City Drift]]

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\n[[AC:Beach [[/folder]]

[[folder:"Beach
City Drift]]Drift"]]




[[AC:Restaurant Wars]]

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\n[[AC:Restaurant Wars]][[/folder]]

[[folder:"Restaurant Wars"]]



-->'''Kofi''': There's already a line!
-->''(Cut to Onion standing outside the door)''

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-->'''Kofi''': --->'''Kofi''': There's already a line!
-->''(Cut
line!\\
''(Cut
to Onion standing outside the door)''




[[AC:Kiki's Pizza Delivery Service]]

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\n[[AC:Kiki's [[/folder]]

[[folder:"Kiki's
Pizza Delivery Service]]Service"]]




[[AC:Monster Reunion]]

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\n[[AC:Monster Reunion]][[/folder]]

[[folder:"Monster Reunion"]]




[[AC:Alone at Sea]]

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\n[[AC:Alone [[/folder]]

[[folder:"Alone
at Sea]]Sea"]]




[[AC:Greg the Babysitter]]

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\n[[AC:Greg [[/folder]]

[[folder:"Greg
the Babysitter]]Babysitter"]]




[[AC:Gem Hunt]]

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\n[[AC:Gem Hunt]][[/folder]]

[[folder:"Gem Hunt"]]




[[AC:Crack the Whip]]

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\n[[AC:Crack [[/folder]]

[[folder:"Crack
the Whip]]Whip"]]




[[AC:Steven vs Amethyst]]

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\n[[AC:Steven vs Amethyst]][[/folder]]

[[folder:"Steven vs. Amethyst"]]




[[AC:Bismuth]]

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\n[[AC:Bismuth]][[/folder]]

[[folder:"Bismuth"]]




[[AC:Beta]]

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\n[[AC:Beta]][[/folder]]

[[folder:"Beta"]]




[[AC:Earthlings]]
* When Jasper notices Peridot and asks what she is doing there. When Peridot says she is a Crystal Gem Jasper's reaction is to remain completely [[AccidentalPun stone-faced]] and summon her helmet with intent of beating the crap out of her.

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\n[[AC:Earthlings]]\n[[/folder]]

[[folder:"Earthlings"]]
* When Jasper notices Peridot and asks what she is doing there. When Peridot says she is a Crystal Gem Gem, Jasper's reaction is to remain completely [[AccidentalPun stone-faced]] and summon her helmet with intent of beating the crap out of her.




[[AC:Back to the Moon]]

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\n[[AC:Back [[/folder]]

[[folder:"Back
to the Moon]]Moon"]]




[[AC:Bubbled]]

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\n[[AC:Bubbled]][[/folder]]

[[folder:"Bubbled"]]



* In a freeze-frame moment, you can see that each of the other four rubies have their own comical facial expressions. Doc in particular looks like as if she's been through this before.

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* In a freeze-frame moment, you can see that each of the other four rubies Rubies have their own comical facial expressions. Doc in particular looks like as if she's been through this before.



--> '''Eyeball:''' WHAT was ''THAT'' supposed to be?

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--> '''Eyeball:''' --->'''Eyeball:''' WHAT was ''THAT'' supposed to be?


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* When Steven jumps off the top of the lighthouse, he passes an airplane. Cue an announcement that the captain has turned the seatbelt sign on because they've "got some boys in the sky".
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-->'''Greg:'''Marty?!

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-->'''Greg:'''Marty?!-->'''Greg:''' Marty?!
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* Due to all of the above, the fight between Amethyst and Jasper takes a little while to get going. Jasper asks if anyone else has "got something to say?"
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-->'''Greh:''; Ah, don't worry. I've got a hose.

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-->'''Greh:''; -->'''Greg:''' Ah, don't worry. I've got a hose.
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* When Greg sees the huge van drive up to the car wash, he tells Steven not to tell the driver about the free wax.
* This exchange when Greg and Steven see who the driver of the van is:
-->'''Greg:'''Marty?!
-->'''Steven:''' You mean your rotten old manager? (grabs hold of Greg) I'll protect you, Dad!
-->'''Greh:''; Ah, don't worry. I've got a hose.
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** Steven's face when Peridot shows him the [[ToiletHumor "Occupied"]] exhibit.

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** Steven's face looks like his far-distance render when Peridot shows him the [[ToiletHumor "Occupied"]] exhibit.
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* Steven's RousingSpeech is both this and a CMOA, especially since we can't understand any of it.

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* Steven's RousingSpeech is both this and a CMOA, especially since ''presumably'' pretty awesome, but we can't understand any of it.
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** "Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me ''four'' times... ya already fooled me, and ya ''can't'' fool me again..."

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** "Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me ''four'' times... [[UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush ya already fooled me, me]], and ya ''can't'' fool me again..."
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** Her reaction to Steven licking her gem.
--> '''Eyeball:''' WHAT was ''THAT'' supposed to be?
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* It doubles as a Tearjerker and CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming, but Peridot freaking out as the Cluster tries to form is pretty funny.

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* It doubles as a Tearjerker and CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming, SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming|Moments}}, but Peridot freaking out as the Cluster tries to form is pretty funny.



* The whole fight in general, from the {{Animesque}} intro - where both characters boast about how badly they're going to ''lose'' - to them angrily complimenting each other mid-battle. Half the things they say while fighting are a CrowningMomentOfFunny.

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* The whole fight in general, from the {{Animesque}} intro - where both characters boast about how badly they're going to ''lose'' - to them angrily complimenting each other mid-battle. Half the things they say while fighting are a CrowningMomentOfFunny.SugarWiki/FunnyMoments.



** The whole exchange, [[HeartwarmingMoments while also very sweet]], is also plain hilarious from Peridot's shouting to Lapis' much more shorter and subdued responses back. Especially when Peridot asks Lapis what season of ''Camp Pining Hearts'' she's currently watching before Steven tells her they need to get going.

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** The whole exchange, [[HeartwarmingMoments [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments while also very sweet]], is also plain hilarious from Peridot's shouting to Lapis' much more shorter and subdued responses back. Especially when Peridot asks Lapis what season of ''Camp Pining Hearts'' she's currently watching before Steven tells her they need to get going.
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* The plot of the entire episode is predicated by the fact that the Homeworld Rubies saw Peridot, Steven and Lapis, and got their Roving Eye swatted out of the sky in the last episode, ''and then immediately forgot about it.''

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* The plot of the entire episode is predicated by the fact that the Homeworld Rubies saw Peridot, Steven and Lapis, and got their Roving Eye swatted out of the sky in the last episode, ''and ''[[IdiotPlot and then immediately forgot about it.'']]''
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* Peridot sees a cat video on Tube-Tube and confusedly asks "Why was this documented?"

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* Peridot sees a cat video on Tube-Tube [=TubeTube=] and confusedly asks "Why was this documented?"
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Official nicknames, and Leggy;s gem is on her thigh rather than her knee: http://rebeccasugar.tumblr.com/post/145334824303/my-concept-drawings-for-hit-the-diamond-from


-->'''Ruby (Chest):''' THEY'RE GEMS!\\
'''Ruby (Left Shoulder):''' We're been tricked!\\
'''Ruby (Stomach):''' [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} What a turn of events!]]\\
'''Ruby (Left Eye):''' [[SilentBob Grrr!]]\\
'''Ruby (Left Knee):''' (''[[TheDitz She's not even facing the right direction]]'') Huh? W-What?

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-->'''Ruby (Chest):''' -->'''Doc:''' THEY'RE GEMS!\\
'''Ruby (Left Shoulder):''' '''Army:''' We're been tricked!\\
'''Ruby (Stomach):''' '''Navy:''' [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} What a turn of events!]]\\
'''Ruby (Left Eye):''' '''Eyeball:''' [[SilentBob Grrr!]]\\
'''Ruby (Left Knee):''' '''Leggy:''' (''[[TheDitz She's not even facing the right direction]]'') Huh? W-What?
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*** The last quote crosses with HeartwarmingInHindsight when it's revealed in season 5 [[spoiler: that Rose turns out to be ''capable'' of doing so, as she had implied to have done with Lion, although Greg might worry about the thought of explaining to Vidalia of how he or her baby turned pink and possibly having powers.]]

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*** The last quote crosses with HeartwarmingInHindsight when it's revealed in season 5 [[spoiler: that Rose turns out to be ''capable'' of doing so, as she had implied to have done with Lion, although Greg might worry about the thought of explaining to Vidalia of how he or her baby turned pink and possibly having powers.]]
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* Jasper, after passionately pointing out how much bigger and stronger she and Lapis are as Malachite, throwing in that they can fly.
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-->'''Steven!Lars:''' The Organ Pickler, Part Seven?!
-->'''Sadie:''' I keep telling you, that's the best one!
-->'''Steven!Lars:''' Um, how about this one? Fangs Of Love!

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-->'''Steven!Lars:''' The Organ Pickler, Part Pickler? Part... Seven?!
-->'''Sadie:''' I keep telling you, that's the best good one!
-->'''Steven!Lars:''' Um, how about this one? Fangs Of of Love!
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** "Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me ''four'' times... ya already fooled me, and ya ''can't'' fool me again..."
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** She also sounds slightly ''annoyed'' about having lost it too.
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* This:
--> '''Ronaldo:''' ''(watching through binoculars)'' "This is it!" \\
'''Jenny:''' "Are they gonna crash?" \\
'''Ronaldo:''' "No! ''We're about to witness the true power of the Supremo''!" \\
''({{Beat}})'' \\
'''Everyone else:''' "Ohhhh."
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** The FreezeFrameBonus of the kids' expressions after the camera switches back to the group after seeing these pictures. Essentially '-'.
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** And her face when she is lit up by the spotlight, it's just a pure confused face.
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** The BrickJoke when the other Crystal Gems show up at Centipeetle's ship and Pearl shows Steven some similar-looking scribbles to explain how they knew what was going on. Turns out that Gem writing is really scribbly and Centipeetle can write in it really well despite her semi-corrupt state!
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* Sardonyx's expression as she hits the Ruby fusion with her hammer, knocking them out of the Moon Base.

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* Sardonyx's expression as she hits the Ruby fusion with her hammer, knocking them out of the Moon Base.
Base, complete with peace signs with her free hands.
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* Before starting the "Mr. Greg" song, Greg hands his new business card over to the hotel clerk. It reads "Mr. Greg: Bazzzillionaire."

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* Before starting the "Mr. Greg" song, Greg hands his new business card over to the hotel clerk. It reads "Mr. Greg: Bazzzillionaire."" No, that isn't a spelling mistake; he spelled the word with 3 Zs.
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* Peridot's origin story:
-->'''Peridot:''' [[BeigeProse I didn't exist. Then I did.]]

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