History Funny / StevenUniverseSeason2

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[[folder:Full Disclosure]]

-->'''Pearl:''' [[NoodleIncident You always say you'll be the crocodile, but you never commit!]]

[[folder:Open Book]]

[[folder:Joy Ride]]

[[folder:Say Uncle]]

[[folder:Story for Steven]]

[[folder:Shirt Club]]

-->'''Steven:''' (In response to why his drawing has thunderbolts around the guitar) Well, those are supposed to show how much he rocks at the guitar!
-->'''Garnet:''' [[LiteralMinded Then there should be rocks falling out of it]].

[[folder:Love Letters]]

[[folder:Reformed]]

[[folder:Sworn to the Sword]]

[[folder:Rising Tides, Crashing Skies]]

[[folder:Keeping It Together]]

[[folder:We Need to Talk]]

[[folder:Chille Tid]]

[[folder:Cry for Help]]

* Amethyst pointing out how weird "Crying Breakfast Friends" is.

* Garnet watching an episode of "Crying Breakfast Friends" with Steven. She's just as confused about the show as Amethyst is.

[[folder:Keystone Motel]]

[[folder:Onion Friend]]

[[folder:Historical Friction]]

[[folder:Friend Ship]]

[[folder:Nightmare Hospital]]

[[folder:Sadie's Song]]

[[folder:Catch and Release]]

-->'''Steven''': Now do you mind moving [off of the toilet]? I have to use that.\\

[[folder:When It Rains]]

[[folder:Back to the Barn]]

[[folder:Too Far]]

[[folder:The Answer]]

-->'''Rose:''' Let's go.
-->'''Pearl:''' Uh... bye! ''[they disappear in a flurry of rose petals]''

[[folder:Steven's Birthday]]

[[folder:It Could've Been Great]]

[[folder:Message Received]]

-->'''Pearl''': Aah! How do we stop it?!
-->'''Garnet''': Just get rid of it!
-->'''Pearl''': Eh, here, Amethyst! ''(Tosses the communicator to her.)''
-->'''Amethyst''': '''''What am I supposed to do with it?!''''' ''(Tosses it to Steven, who places it in a bubble, in which Garnet then punches into the sky, where it makes a huge explosion.)''

[[folder:Log Date 7 15 2]]

* Garnet saying the Earth is "janked" if the Injectors reactivate. Amethyst reacts like it's a swear word.

** Peridot is writing in her log and actually sees Steven for a brief moment before going back to writing, [[DelayedReaction then it dawns on her that Steven is standing right there]] and shrieks like a little girl.
** Then she asks him if the other Gems are with him, prompting him to shake his head... [[CannotTellALie then nod and then give an apologetic shrug]].

-->'''Amethyst:''' "I'm gonna bop her good!"
-->'''Pearl:''' [[NotSoAboveItAll "I'll help!"]]
* Steven [[FridgeLogic questioning how the Crystal Gems get the washer and dryer to work up on the hand]]. Garnet simply answers "[[AWizardDidIt Magic]]", with a ''literal'' HandWave.

** Why was Pizza Steve with the Gems in the first place? He put on a PaperThinDisguise and tried to pass himself off as "Pizza Steven Universe", prompting another hilarious reaction from Pearl. And if you look carefully, a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming.

* [[TheOphelia Peridot's]] [[LaughingMad gone]] ''[[SanitySlippage CRAY-Z!]]''

-->'''Peridot:''' I'm a traitor! A rebel! ([[WingdingEyes eyes turn into stars]]) A ''Crystal Gemmmmmmmmmmm!''
-->''(Still with [[WingdingEyes star eyes]] and a deranged CatSmile, Peridot giggles and rapid-fires the recording.)''
-->'''Peridot (Recording):''' Clod! Clod! Clod!

-->'''Garnet:''' You dropped this.

-->'''Peridot:''' Am I gonna have to wear a ''star?'' Where am I gonna put the ''star?!''

-->'''Amethyst''': Why can't things work out the way they do in cartoons?

-->'''Amethyst''': [[Irony Why can't things work out the way they do in cartoons?]]

-->'''Amethyst''': [[IronyWhy can't things work out the way they do in cartoons?]]

-->'''Amethyst''': [Irony Why can't things work out the way they do in cartoons?]

-->'''Amethyst''': [[Irony Why can't things work out the way they do in cartoons?]]

-->'''Amethyst''': Why can't things work out the way they do in cartoons?

[[folder:Rising Tides/Crashing Skies]]

[[folder:Sworn to The Sword]]

[[folder:We Need To Talk]]

[[folder:Cry For Help]]

[[folder:When it Rains]]

[[folder:Back to The Barn]]

[[folder:Log Date 7-15-2]]

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[[folder:"Catch and Release]]

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[[AC:Joy Ride]]

* During Steven's song, he browses through some pictures of him and Connie, one of which is [[http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/steven-universe/images/5/57/Connie.PNG/revision/latest?cb=20150316022430 Connie making a hilarious face at the camera while sticking out her tongue]].

[[AC:Full Disclosure]]

[[AC:Open Book]]

[[AC:Say Uncle]]

[[AC:Story for Steven]]

[[AC:Shirt Club]]

[[AC:Love Letters]]

[[AC:Reformed]]

[[AC:Sworn to The Sword]]

[[AC:Rising Tides/Crashing Skies]]

[[AC:Keeping It Together]]

[[AC:We Need To Talk]]

[[AC:Chille Tid]]

[[AC:Cry For Help]]

[[AC:Keystone Motel]]

[[AC:Onion Friend]]

[[AC:Historical Friction]]

[[AC:Friend Ship]]

[[AC:Nightmare Hospital]]

[[AC:Sadie's Song]]

[[AC:"Catch and Release]]

[[AC:When it Rains]]

[[AC:Back to The Barn]]

[[AC:Too Far]]

[[AC:The Answer]]

[[AC:Steven's Birthday]]

[[AC:It Could've Been Great]]

[[AC:Message Received]]

[[AC:Log Date 7-15-2]]

-->'''Amethyst:''' This time, let's build a moat! I can be...(''transforms [[PartialTransformation her head]] into a crocodile'') [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaiPHNsG_cA THE CROCODILE! ...Jazz hands!]]

-->'''Buck:''' I only wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rain...

-->Pearl. Thank you so much...'''FOR FIXING MY VAN!'''

** In response Pearl let's out an exasperated "Amethyst, ''please'' don't blow us into space!"

* Steven throws the top of his present box away...right on Lions nose. And he doesn't even care, he just goes back to sleep.

** Accompanied by the image of an a pissed-off Peridot spinning around in the toilet as it flushes.