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--> -"Subject, Abathur: ''obviously'' most useful part of swarm!"
--> -"Must solve Zergling lemon-juice allergy!"



--> -"Must solve Zergling lemon-juice allergy!"
--> -"Subject Abathur; ''obviously'' most useful part of swarm!"

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--> -"Must solve Zergling lemon-juice allergy!"
--> -"Subject Abathur; ''obviously'' most useful part of swarm!"

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--> -Genes can be twisted, reversed... NO! INSIDE-OUT ZERGLING IMPRACTICAL! BAD!
--> -Must solve Zergling lemon-juice allergy!

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--> -Genes -"Genes can be twisted, reversed... NO! INSIDE-OUT ZERGLING IMPRACTICAL! BAD!
BAD!"
--> -Must -"Must solve Zergling lemon-juice allergy!allergy!"
--> -"Subject Abathur; ''obviously'' most useful part of swarm!"
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-->Genes can be twisted, reversed... NO! INSIDE-OUT ZERGLING IMPRACTICAL! BAD!
-->Must solve Zergling lemon-juice allergy!

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-->Genes --> -Genes can be twisted, reversed... NO! INSIDE-OUT ZERGLING IMPRACTICAL! BAD!
-->Must --> -Must solve Zergling lemon-juice allergy!
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-->'''Marine''': My car! I just paid that off!

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-->'''Marine''': My car! I just paid that off!off!
* As creepy and nightmarish as Abathur can be, he is also delightfully deadpan at times.
-->Genes can be twisted, reversed... NO! INSIDE-OUT ZERGLING IMPRACTICAL! BAD!
-->Must solve Zergling lemon-juice allergy!
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-->'''Niadra''': Does everyone have a [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall voice in their head]] telling them what to do?



* In the seccond part of the Ultralisk evolution mission, one of your torrasques can crush a car near the end, prompting a single [[CannonFodder marine]] to attack your [[RentAZilla Ultralisks]] over it.

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* In the seccond part of the Ultralisk evolution mission, one of your torrasques can crush a car near the end, prompting a single [[CannonFodder marine]] to attack your [[RentAZilla Ultralisks]] over it.it.
-->'''Marine''': My car! I just paid that off!
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* Abathur's description of the Raptor has a paragraph about their leaping abilities letting them scale cliffs and leap to attack foes. Then at the bottom as an afterthought "minor side effect: amplified aggression. Likely to increase damage output. Acceptable".
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-->'''Primal!Kerrigan''': I've always looked better in purple.

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-->'''Primal!Kerrigan''': I've always looked better in purple.purple.
* In the seccond part of the Ultralisk evolution mission, one of your torrasques can crush a car near the end, prompting a single [[CannonFodder marine]] to attack your [[RentAZilla Ultralisks]] over it.
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'''Mira Han''': Of course I do, princess. I know you're working with Matthew. Put him on, please.

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'''Mira Han''': Of course I do, princess. I know you're working with Matthew. Put him on, please.\\



'''Valerian:''' Do you two have some kind of strange history?

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'''Valerian:''' Do you two have some kind of strange history?history?\\

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-->'''Valerian''': I am Prince Valerian, and...\\
'''Mira Han''': Oh hello there, princess! Let me speak to Matthew! I know he's there.

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-->'''Valerian''': Mira Han, this is prince Valerian. Do you read me?\\
'''Mira Han''': Of course
I am Prince Valerian, and...do, princess. I know you're working with Matthew. Put him on, please.
'''Matt:''' (walks into the camera range) ... hello, Mira.
**Especially when Valerian starts catching up with the history the "pair" shares.
-->'''Mira:''' (ridiculously out-of-character pouty voice) Oh Matthew, I hate it when we fight...
\\
'''Mira Han''': Oh hello there, princess! Let me speak to Matthew! I know he's there.'''Valerian:''' Do you two have some kind of strange history?
'''Matt:''' (growls) *Don't* encourage her.



'''Matt''': Well... we can still give you back to Mira.\\
[[spoiler:'''Orlan''']]: ({{Beat}}) How can I help you?

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'''Matt''': Well... we can still give '''Valerian''': We *could* send you back to Mira.Mira Han.\\
[[spoiler:'''Orlan''']]: ({{Beat}}) How can I help you?Tell me what you need...
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-->'''Mira''': Matthew, don't think I will make this easy on you. \\
'''Matt''': When have you ever made anything easy on me? \\
'''Mira''': I thought you ''liked'' it rough.
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-->[[OneSceneWonder Niadra]]: I won't treat MY larvae this way! It's all 'grow this' and 'annihilate the protoss that!'
-->[=HalfHuman=]!Kerrigan: [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall Keep clicking]]...I'm reloading.
-->Primal!Kerrigan: I've always looked better in purple.

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-->[[OneSceneWonder Niadra]]: -->'''[[OneSceneWonder Niadra]]''': I won't treat MY larvae this way! It's all 'grow this' and 'annihilate the protoss that!'
-->[=HalfHuman=]!Kerrigan: -->'''[=HalfHuman=]!Kerrigan''': [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall Keep clicking]]...I'm reloading.
-->Primal!Kerrigan: -->'''Primal!Kerrigan''': I've always looked better in purple.
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--->'''Kerrigan''': ENOUGH! Za'gara, don't talk in my name; Dehaka, don't collect ''my'' Swarm!

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--->'''Kerrigan''': ENOUGH! Za'gara, don't talk in my name; Dehaka, don't collect ''my'' Swarm!Swarm!
* StopPokingMe quotes are back with a vengeance.
-->[[OneSceneWonder Niadra]]: I won't treat MY larvae this way! It's all 'grow this' and 'annihilate the protoss that!'
-->[=HalfHuman=]!Kerrigan: [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall Keep clicking]]...I'm reloading.
-->Primal!Kerrigan: I've always looked better in purple.
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* All of the evolution missions involves tormenting your enemies with all the ways Zerg evolution lets you cheat. Much dismay ensues in the Dominion ranks.
-->'''Dominion marauder:''' [on seeing a [[ContinuityNod Torrasque]] strain [[LightningBruiser Ultralisk]] reviving after being killed] It's getting back up again! ''Oh, that ain't right''!

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* Any and all interactions between Matt Horner and [[spoiler:Mira Han. Especially when he realizes they need her again]].

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* Really, all of "With Friends Like These" is a bit of a breather (Relentlessly bleak Zerg campaign getting you down? Here, have some wacky Terran antics!).
**
Any and all interactions between Matt Horner and [[spoiler:Mira Han. Especially when he realizes they need her again]].



--->'''Valerian''': I am Prince Valerian, and...
--->'''Mira Hahn''': Oh hello there, princess! Let me speak to Matthew! I know he's there.
* When you free [[spoiler:colonel Orlan]] to help you:
--->[[spoiler:'''Orlan''']]: You are all CRAZY! Why would I help you?
--->'''Matt''': Well... we can still give you back to Mira.
--->[[spoiler:'''Orlan''']]: ({{Beat}}) How can I help you?

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--->'''Valerian''': -->'''Valerian''': I am Prince Valerian, and...
--->'''Mira Hahn''':
and...\\
'''Mira Han''':
Oh hello there, princess! Let me speak to Matthew! I know he's there.
* ** When you free [[spoiler:colonel Orlan]] to help you:
--->[[spoiler:'''Orlan''']]: -->[[spoiler:'''Orlan''']]: You are all CRAZY! Why would I help you?
--->'''Matt''':
you?\\
'''Matt''':
Well... we can still give you back to Mira.
--->[[spoiler:'''Orlan''']]:
Mira.\\
[[spoiler:'''Orlan''']]:
({{Beat}}) How can I help you?you?
** Poor Valerian's endless bemusement at the roughnecks he's thrown in with. After destroying the pirate cruiser and snaffling its toys for the Hyperion:
-->'''Swann:''' They had an electric field generator. This baby overloads enemy craft, disabling them for a little while.\\
'''Valerian:''' Let's get it installed, Chief Engineer!\\
'''Swann:''' It's already online, Scooter. I do good work.\\
'''Valerian:''' Scooter?
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--->'''Valerian''': Maybe next time you could try to convince me without wrecking half the lab!

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--->'''Valerian''': -->'''Valerian''': Maybe next time you could try to convince me without wrecking half the lab!



--->'''Raynor:''' Lord, woman! How many zerglings did you make?!

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--->'''Raynor:''' -->'''Raynor:''' Lord, woman! How many zerglings did you make?!make?! \\

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* Said zerglings come into play later [[spoiler:when the pair has to escape through said labs and run into several waves of the test run zerglings on the way out]].
--->'''Raynor:''' Lord, woman! How many zerglings did you make?!
'''Kerrigan:''' Yeah, I may have gone a little overboard...



* When you fight [[spoiler:the Primal Zerg]], they have a number of units that look and act nearly identically to your own, which most players will shrug and chalk up to GameplayAndStorySegregation to make the dev's lives easier. Actually, [[spoiler:the Primal Zerg]] ''stole'' the designs, despite you only being on the planet for a day at this point. Abathur is hilariously pissed.

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* When you fight [[spoiler:the Primal Zerg]], they have a number of units that look and act nearly identically to your own, which most players will shrug and chalk up to GameplayAndStorySegregation to make the dev's devs' lives easier. Actually, [[spoiler:the Primal Zerg]] ''stole'' the designs, despite you only being on the planet for a day at this point. Abathur is hilariously pissed.
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--->'''Valerian''': Maybe next time you could try to convince me without wrecking the whole installations!

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--->'''Valerian''': Maybe next time you could try to convince me without wrecking half the whole installations! lab!
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* In the first mission, Valerian tests Kerrigan by asking her to control a drone and use it to build a zerg base. After warning him for a moment that this isn't going to end well, Kerrigan suddenly produces Zergs, invades the zone with thel and wreck the labs... then brings the zerglings back to cages. She wasn't rebelling or anything, [[{{Troll}} she just wanted to screw with Valerian to learn him that]] EvilIsNotAToy.

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* In the first mission, Valerian tests Kerrigan by asking her to control a drone and use it to build a zerg base. After warning him for a moment that this isn't going to end well, Kerrigan suddenly produces Zergs, invades the zone with thel and wreck the labs... then brings the zerglings back to cages. She wasn't rebelling or anything, [[{{Troll}} she just wanted to screw with Valerian to learn teach him that]] EvilIsNotAToy.
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* In the first mission, Valerian tests Kerrigan by asking her to control a drone and use it to build a zerg base. After warning him for a moment that this isn't going to end well, Kerrigan suddenly produces Zergs, invades the zone with thel and wreck the labs... then brings the zerglings back to cages. She wasn't rebelling or anything, [[{{Troll}} she just wanted to screw with Valerian to learn him that]] EvilIsNotAToy.
--->'''Valerian''': Maybe next time you could try to convince me without wrecking the whole installations!
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--->[[spoiler:'''Orlan''']]: ... How can I help you?

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--->[[spoiler:'''Orlan''']]: ... --->[[spoiler:'''Orlan''']]: ({{Beat}}) How can I help you?
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I think this is right.


--->'''Mira Hahn''': I know who you are, princess! Now give me Matt!

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--->'''Mira Hahn''': I know who you are, Oh hello there, princess! Now give Let me Matt!speak to Matthew! I know he's there.
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* Any and all interactions between Matt Horner and [[spoiler:Mira Hahn. Especially when he realizes they need her again]].

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* Any and all interactions between Matt Horner and [[spoiler:Mira Hahn.Han. Especially when he realizes they need her again]].



* When you free [[spoiler:Holan]] to help you:
--->[[spoiler:'''Holan''']]: You are all CRAZY! Why would I help you?

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* When you free [[spoiler:Holan]] [[spoiler:colonel Orlan]] to help you:
--->[[spoiler:'''Holan''']]: --->[[spoiler:'''Orlan''']]: You are all CRAZY! Why would I help you?



--->[[spoiler:'''Holan''']]: ... How can I help you?

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--->[[spoiler:'''Holan''']]: ...--->[[spoiler:'''Orlan''']]: ... How can I help you?
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* The argument between Dehaka and Zagara:
--->'''Kerrigan''': ENOUGH! Zagara, don't talk in my name; Dehaka, don't collect ''my'' Swarm!

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* The argument between Dehaka and Zagara:
Za'gara:
--->'''Kerrigan''': ENOUGH! Zagara, Za'gara, don't talk in my name; Dehaka, don't collect ''my'' Swarm!
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** Not to mention Valerian meeting Mira:
--->'''Valerian''': I am Prince Valerian, and...
--->'''Mira Hahn''': I know who you are, princess! Now give me Matt!
* When you free [[spoiler:Holan]] to help you:
--->[[spoiler:'''Holan''']]: You are all CRAZY! Why would I help you?
--->'''Matt''': Well... we can still give you back to Mira.
--->[[spoiler:'''Holan''']]: ... How can I help you?



-->'''Dominion Thor pilot:''' Then shoot everywhere!

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-->'''Dominion Thor pilot:''' Then shoot everywhere!everywhere!
* The argument between Dehaka and Zagara:
--->'''Kerrigan''': ENOUGH! Zagara, don't talk in my name; Dehaka, don't collect ''my'' Swarm!
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* When you fight [[spoiler:the Primal Zerg]], they have a number of units that look and act nearly identically to your own, which most players will shrug and chalk up to GameplayAndStorySegregation to make the dev's lives easier. Actually, [[spoiler:the Primal Zerg]] ''stole'' the designs, despite you only being on the planet for a day at this point. Abither is hilariously pissed.

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* When you fight [[spoiler:the Primal Zerg]], they have a number of units that look and act nearly identically to your own, which most players will shrug and chalk up to GameplayAndStorySegregation to make the dev's lives easier. Actually, [[spoiler:the Primal Zerg]] ''stole'' the designs, despite you only being on the planet for a day at this point. Abither Abathur is hilariously pissed.
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* Any and all interactions between Matt Horner and [[spoiler:Mira Hahn. Especially when he realizes they need her again]].

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* Any and all interactions between Matt Horner and [[spoiler:Mira Hahn. Especially when he realizes they need her again]].again]].
* This, from the second part of the Baneling evolution mission:
-->'''Dominion marine:''' They're everywhere!
-->'''Dominion Thor pilot:''' Then shoot everywhere!
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'''Raynor:''' Right.

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'''Raynor:''' Right.Right.
* When you fight [[spoiler:the Primal Zerg]], they have a number of units that look and act nearly identically to your own, which most players will shrug and chalk up to GameplayAndStorySegregation to make the dev's lives easier. Actually, [[spoiler:the Primal Zerg]] ''stole'' the designs, despite you only being on the planet for a day at this point. Abither is hilariously pissed.
* Any and all interactions between Matt Horner and [[spoiler:Mira Hahn. Especially when he realizes they need her again]].
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* Watch the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SG_3R9BoVvg Heart of the Swarm trailer]] and at about 1:20 see Kerrigan load her rifle and point it at her enemy with a ridiculously cute face, with her own voice saying in the background "The killing will never stop until Mengsk is dead!"

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* Watch the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SG_3R9BoVvg Heart of the Swarm trailer]] and at about 1:20 see Kerrigan load her rifle and point it at her enemy with a ridiculously cute face, with her own voice saying in the background "The killing will never stop until Mengsk is dead!"dead!"
* In the second mission, Raynor and Kerrigan comment that [[spoiler:them working together to fight off the Dominion is just like old times]].
-->'''Raynor:''' My hair's got more gray in it. \\
'''Kerrigan:''' Mine's got more zerg. \\
'''Raynor:''' Right.
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For ''Wings of Liberty'', see [[Funny/StarcraftIIWingsOfLiberty here]].
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Standard '''spoiler''' trope warnings apply.

For ''VideoGame/StarCraftI'', see [[Funny/StarCraft here]].

For the multiplayer, see [[Funny/StarcraftMultiplayer here]].

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* Watch the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SG_3R9BoVvg Heart of the Swarm trailer]] and at about 1:20 see Kerrigan load her rifle and point it at her enemy with a ridiculously cute face, with her own voice saying in the background "The killing will never stop until Mengsk is dead!"

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