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"The entire thing being a parody of the opening credits to [[Monty Python and the Holy Grail MontyPythonandtheHolyGrail]].

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"The The entire thing being a parody of the opening credits to [[Monty Python and the Holy Grail MontyPythonandtheHolyGrail]].GrailMontyPythonandtheHolyGrail]].
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"The entire thing being a parody of the opening credits to [[MontyPythonandtheHolyGrail]].

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"The entire thing being a parody of the opening credits to [[MontyPythonandtheHolyGrail]].[[Monty Python and the Holy Grail MontyPythonandtheHolyGrail]].
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--->***'''Known Issues:''' A Tribble once bit my sister."
The entire thing being a parody of the opening credits to Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

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--->***'''Known Issues:''' A Tribble once bit my sister."
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entire thing being a parody of the opening credits to Monty Python and the Holy Grail.[[MontyPythonandtheHolyGrail]].
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The entire thing being a parody of the opening credits to [Monty Python and the Holy Grail].

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The entire thing being a parody of the opening credits to [Monty Monty Python and the Holy Grail].Grail.
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---> The entire thing being a parody of the opening credits to [[Monty Python and the Holy Grail]].

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---> The entire thing being a parody of the opening credits to [[Monty [Monty Python and the Holy Grail]].Grail].
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---> The entire thing being a parody of the opening credits to [[Monty Python and the Holy Grail]].
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--->***'''Known Issues:''' A Tribble once bit my sister."

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--->***'''Known Issues:''' A Tribble once bit my sister.""
** The Player responses are great too!
--->'''hevach''': Clearly Cryptic needs more strict rules regarding alcohol in the office.
--->'''Borticus''' (A dev): Quiet, you! >:|

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The people responsible for sacking the previous Transporter Chief have now been sacked.
The Transporter is now being run in an entirely different manner at great expense by the following:
40 specially-trained New Romulan Mountain Epohhs
6 Vulcan Epohhs
142 Andorian Battling Epohhs
14 Reman Snow Possums (Closely related to the Epohh)
Reginald Epohh of Jupiter Station

'''Known Issues:''' A Tribble once bit my sister."

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\n The --->The people responsible for sacking the previous Transporter Chief have now been sacked.
sacked.The Transporter is now being run in an entirely different manner at great expense by the following:
40
following:
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specially-trained New Romulan Mountain Epohhs
6
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Vulcan Epohhs
142
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--->***142
Andorian Battling Epohhs
14
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Reman Snow Possums (Closely related to the Epohh)
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Epohh of Jupiter Station

'''Known
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Issues:''' A Tribble once bit my sister."
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* Borticus' performance as Kurland during Boldly They Rode could get annoying at times. However, DoNotTauntHappyFunBall does not apply to TrollingCreator Devs: [[http://sto-forum.perfectworld.com/showpost.php?p=8867071&postcount=5]]

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* Borticus' performance as Kurland during Boldly They Rode could get annoying at times. However, DoNotTauntHappyFunBall does not apply to TrollingCreator Devs: [[http://sto-forum.perfectworld.com/showpost.php?p=8867071&postcount=5]]php?p=8867071&postcount=5]]
* The ''Patch notes'' can get in on this sometimes.
--> (Tribble Test Server Patch Notes, April 4th, 2013)
---> "The Qo'Nos Transporter chief has been executed for incompetence" (Translation: Beaming around Qo'Nos is fixed)
--> '''The Next Week'''
--> (Tribble Test Server Patch Notes, April 8th, 2013)
---> "The KDF transporter chief will once again allow players to beam to the Academy and their ship.

The people responsible for sacking the previous Transporter Chief have now been sacked.
The Transporter is now being run in an entirely different manner at great expense by the following:
40 specially-trained New Romulan Mountain Epohhs
6 Vulcan Epohhs
142 Andorian Battling Epohhs
14 Reman Snow Possums (Closely related to the Epohh)
Reginald Epohh of Jupiter Station

'''Known Issues:''' A Tribble once bit my sister."
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---> Kestral (Behind the camera): '' [[BringIt "I can do this."]] ''

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---> Kestral (Behind the camera): '' [[BringIt "I can do this."]] ''''
* Borticus' performance as Kurland during Boldly They Rode could get annoying at times. However, DoNotTauntHappyFunBall does not apply to TrollingCreator Devs: [[http://sto-forum.perfectworld.com/showpost.php?p=8867071&postcount=5]]
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** One of Va'kel Shon's lines when confronting the Tholian guard to give Fed players a distraction is pretty hilarious.
---> Shon: "Hey! Get down here, you big salt shaker!"
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** Then it swerves into CrowningMomentOfAwesome: it ends with Tasha getting Sela to accept her human side and eventually unite the Romulans with the Federation like Kirk did in StarTrekVITheUndiscoveredCountry. Kestral/Christine's response?

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** Then it swerves into CrowningMomentOfAwesome: it ends with Tasha getting Sela to accept her human side and eventually unite the Romulans with the Federation like Kirk did in StarTrekVITheUndiscoveredCountry.''Film/StarTrekVITheUndiscoveredCountry''. Kestral/Christine's response?
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*** Also finding out that Denise isnt so different from her grandfather, BingCrosby.

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*** Also finding out that Denise isnt so different from Denise's strategy for dealing with Sela is very funny if you've seen the FamilyGuy skit about her grandfather, BingCrosby.
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** Denise coming up with her own story for Tasha's fate involving TimeyWhimeyBall, CloningBlues, RebelLeader and a Cat fight between Tasha and Sela.

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** Denise coming up with her own story for Tasha's fate involving TimeyWhimeyBall, TimeyWimeyBall, CloningBlues, RebelLeader and a Cat fight between Tasha and Sela.
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** Denise coming up with her own story for Tasha's fate involving TimeWhimeyBall, CloningBlues, RebelLeader and a Cat fight between Tasha and Sela.

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** Denise coming up with her own story for Tasha's fate involving TimeWhimeyBall, TimeyWhimeyBall, CloningBlues, RebelLeader and a Cat fight between Tasha and Sela.
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---> Kestral (Behind the camera): '' [[BringItOn "I can do this."]] ''

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---> Kestral (Behind the camera): '' [[BringItOn [[BringIt "I can do this."]] ''
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---> Al: "How long have you been coming up with this!?"
---> Sela: [[OneOfUs "Since I got the call!"]]
*** In perspective: Denise Crosby wrote fan fiction about her own character and is getting it ''canonized''.
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---> "Who's Jim?"

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---> "Who's Jim?"Jim?"
* This one is very meta, but dammit, how Denise Crosby met Al Rivera and Christine Kimbel of Cryptic Studios after agreeing to the job is nothing short of CrazyAwesome and funny as hell. Watch the whole thing here: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMCvpbZz6Zg]]
** First, this was a fan convention, the devs just happened to be going and learned there was an open Q&A
** Al surprised Denise by revealing who he was to her who he was. He was the calm fan boy. '''SHE WAS FREAKING OUT.'''
---> Al/ CaptainGeko : "My name is Al Rivera and I'm the leader content designer of Star Trek Online."
---> Denise Crosby: ''' "THIS IS THE THE MAN I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR!!!" '''
** Denise coming up with her own story for Tasha's fate involving TimeWhimeyBall, CloningBlues, RebelLeader and a Cat fight between Tasha and Sela.
*** The best part being that Season 1 Yar is a ''clone.''
----> "But she's a good clone!"
*** Also finding out that Denise isnt so different from her grandfather, BingCrosby.
----> "Then [Tasha] has to deal with her daughter. ( [[BeatPanel beat]] ) Her little ''bitch'' of a daughter. Very incepid. She deserves a good spanking!"
** Then it swerves into CrowningMomentOfAwesome: it ends with Tasha getting Sela to accept her human side and eventually unite the Romulans with the Federation like Kirk did in StarTrekVITheUndiscoveredCountry. Kestral/Christine's response?
---> Kestral (Behind the camera): '' [[BringItOn "I can do this."]] ''
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----> Tasha: "Starfleet regulation 378-J clearly states-"
----> Castillo: (annoyed) "I don't think the Tholians have heard of Regulation 378-J!!"

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----> Tasha: "Starfleet regulation 378-J 547c clearly states-"
----> Castillo: (annoyed) "I don't think the Tholians have heard of Regulation 378-J!!"547c!!"
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** For the 2012-13 Winter Wonderland event he greets everyone with a proud, "Merry Peldor Day of Honor!"

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** For the 2012-13 Winter Wonderland event he greets everyone with a proud, "Merry Peldor Day of Honor!"Honor!"
* The Third Aniversary Featured Episode had some great ones.
** Tasha Yar's bitchiness about how YOU didnt take care of the security stuff even though its likely ''she'' was.
---> Tasha: (in the tone of a 5 year-old) "I thought you took care of the security protocols!"
*** Even better, we find out that her and Castillo definetly didn't hook up for the same reason.
----> Tasha: "Starfleet regulation 378-J clearly states-"
----> Castillo: (annoyed) "I don't think the Tholians have heard of Regulation 378-J!!"
** Alternate timeline where Morn's in a labor camp for the Tholians? He ''STILL'' doesn't speak.
** Getting high on fumes and prostrating to the Elder Tribble.
** Also upon finding a dead body:
---> [[CallBack "He's dead, Jim."]]
---> "Who's Jim?"
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--> Q: BLESSED VAKESH PRAN!!

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--> Q: BLESSED VAKESH PRAN!!PRAN!!
**For the 2012-13 Winter Wonderland event he greets everyone with a proud, "Merry Peldor Day of Honor!"
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--> It is a good day to MELT!

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--> It is a good day to MELT!MELT!
** Q turning political correctness on its head was pretty funny. Instead of Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays the Devs had him TakeAThirdOption
--> Q: BLESSED VAKESH PRAN!!
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* In Tau Dewa Patrols you can randomly get assistance from the ''Enterprise-F''. One of the random lines you can get from Captain Shon is [[LampshadeHanging "Good to see we aren't the ONLY ones who answer distress calls."]]

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* In Tau Dewa Patrols you can randomly get assistance from the ''Enterprise-F''. One of the random lines you can get from Captain Shon is [[LampshadeHanging "Good to see we aren't the ONLY ones who answer distress calls."]]"]]
* Q's Winter Wonderland is an amusing concept in itself with some funny moments:
** Running the daily race through a slick ice-covered course while old-timey music plays.
** The half-hour mark snowman battles, complete with a horde of players taking on the Snowman Overlord.
** The Klingon snowmen that can be interacted with.
--> It is a good day to MELT!
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---> Morn ponders for a moment, gathering his thoughts on his grand adventure ... [ GilliganCut ] Several hours later... Morn finishes his tale. He looks at his glass and takes a long drink, his throat parched from the long tale. He nods and bids you farewell.

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---> Morn ponders for a moment, gathering his thoughts on his grand adventure ... [ GilliganCut ] Several hours later... Morn finishes his tale. He looks at his glass and takes a long drink, his throat parched from the long tale. He nods and bids you farewell.farewell.
* In Tau Dewa Patrols you can randomly get assistance from the ''Enterprise-F''. One of the random lines you can get from Captain Shon is [[LampshadeHanging "Good to see we aren't the ONLY ones who answer distress calls."]]
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* With Season 6 came the return of Morn. It's absolutely hilarious. ComicallyMissingThePoint to the Nth Degree.

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* With Season 6 came the return of Morn.[[TheVoiceless Morn]]. It's absolutely hilarious. ComicallyMissingThePoint to the Nth Degree.
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---> Morn ponders for a moment, gathering his thoughts on his grand adventure ... [ CutToBlack ] Several hours later... Morn finishes his tale. He looks at his glass and takes a long drink, his throat parched from the long tale. He nods and bids you farewell.

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---> Morn ponders for a moment, gathering his thoughts on his grand adventure ... [ CutToBlack GilliganCut ] Several hours later... Morn finishes his tale. He looks at his glass and takes a long drink, his throat parched from the long tale. He nods and bids you farewell.
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---> Your victims were routed to Sickbay with alcohol poisoning.

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---> Your victims were routed to Sickbay with alcohol poisoning.poisoning.
* With Season 6 came the return of Morn. It's absolutely hilarious. ComicallyMissingThePoint to the Nth Degree.
-->"Morn, I need some advice."
-->"..."
-->Dialogue Option 1: "Huh, you're right, I never thought about it that way."
-->Dialogue Option 2: "I'm glad to know someone agrees with me."

-->"Got any good gossip?"
-->[Morn rattles the drink in his hand.]

** The best one is if you ask where he's been this whole time.
---> Morn ponders for a moment, gathering his thoughts on his grand adventure ... [ CutToBlack ] Several hours later... Morn finishes his tale. He looks at his glass and takes a long drink, his throat parched from the long tale. He nods and bids you farewell.

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* The Failure text for the duty officer assignment "Authorize Shipboard Concert"
--> In the wake of the concert, members of your crew have requested an unusually high number of amnesia-inducing stimulants.

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* The Failure text Mission completion texts for the duty officer assignment "Authorize Duty Officer assignments can be very amusing - especially when things go wrong.
** Authorise
Shipboard Concert"
-->
Concert - Failure:
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In the wake of the concert, members of your crew have requested an unusually high number of amnesia-inducing stimulants.stimulants.
** Host Diplomatic Reception - Disaster:
---> Your victims were routed to Sickbay with alcohol poisoning.
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-> In the wake of the concert, members of your crew have requested an unusually high number of amnesia-inducing stimulants.

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-> --> In the wake of the concert, members of your crew have requested an unusually high number of amnesia-inducing stimulants.
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* At the end of 'Coliseum', [[BigBad Hakeev of the Tal Shiar]] corners you. You've been cut off and betrayed, and you're staring down the barrels of a dozen Romulan disruptors. He happily gloats about your impending demise, his men level their guns and squeeze the triggers... and your ship locks onto your signal and beams you out just in time. Cue an outraged, perfectly-timed, and utterly ''priceless'' BigNo.

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* At the end of 'Coliseum', [[BigBad Hakeev of the Tal Shiar]] corners you. You've been cut off and betrayed, and you're staring down the barrels of a dozen Romulan disruptors. He happily gloats about your impending demise, his men level their guns and squeeze the triggers... and your ship locks onto your signal and beams you out just in time. Cue an outraged, perfectly-timed, and utterly ''priceless'' BigNo.BigNo.
* The Failure text for the duty officer assignment "Authorize Shipboard Concert"
-> In the wake of the concert, members of your crew have requested an unusually high number of amnesia-inducing stimulants.

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