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--> "Hmmm, this thing is amazing! Did you know it has information on places, systems even ''people!'' Look, look at that. [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Did you know Counselor Biraka was a champion horse jumper?]]"

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--> "Hmmm, this thing is amazing! Did you know it has information on places, systems even ''people!'' Look, look at that. [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Did you know Counselor Biraka was a champion horse jumper?]]" jumper?"
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--> '''Targus:''' (''Q/Quint uses a hypospray on her'') You could have waited 'till I sat down!

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--> '''Targus:''' (''Q/Quint uses a hypospray hypo spray on her'') You could have waited 'till I sat down!



--> '''Q:''' [[spoiler:Oh great. Now I'm dead!]]

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--> '''Q:''' [[spoiler:Oh [[spoiler: Oh great. Now I'm dead!]]
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** Despite the fact that Cadet Qaylan is mostly a SilentProtagonist. When Q hits him, you can briefly hear the man let out an "ouch".
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--> '''Quint:''' Where am I? What's going on? Wait... {{beat}} I don't think I want to know.

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--> '''Quint:''' Where am I? What's going on? Wait... {{beat}} (''{{beat}}, as he glances at Cadet Qaylan'') I don't think I want to know.

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* Dr. Quint gets a good (if very dark) line in near the beginning.
--> '''Quint:''' Death in battle; if he were a Klingon, he'd be ecstatic.
** Not long after that, Q even gets the chance to give {{The McCoy}} line.
--> [[spoiler: Well, what did you expect? [[ImADoctorNotAPlaceholder He's a doctor, not a security officer]]!]]



* After Q brings Quint back.
--> '''Quint:''' Where am I? What's going on? Wait... {{beat}} I don't think I want to know.



* Dr. Quint gets a good (if very dark) line in near the beginning.
--> '''Quint:''' Death in battle; if he were a Klingon, he'd be ecstatic.
* Q even gets the chance to give {{The McCoy}} line.
--> [[spoiler: Well what did you expect? [[ImADoctorNotAPlaceholder He's a doctor, not a security officer]]!]]


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* After Q brings Quint back once the ''Righteous'' has been saved.
--> '''Quint:''' Where am I? What's going on? Wait... {{beat}} I don't think I want to know.
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--> '''Q:''' (''{{Beat}}, looks at his hand in shock'') He kissed me!

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--> '''Q:''' (''{{Beat}}, looks at his hand in shock'') He kissed ''kissed'' me!
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--> '''Q:''' (''{{Beat}}'') He kissed me!

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--> '''Q:''' (''{{Beat}}'') (''{{Beat}}, looks at his hand in shock'') He kissed me!
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--> '''Targus:''' (''Q/Quint uses a hypospray on her'') her You could have waited 'till I sat down!

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--> '''Targus:''' (''Q/Quint uses a hypospray on her'') her You could have waited 'till I sat down!
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--> '''Quint:''' ''Where am I? What's going on? Wait...I don't think I want to know.''
* Q and Targus are pretty good together, too.
--> '''Targus:''' You could have waited 'till I sat down!

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--> '''Quint:''' ''Where Where am I? What's going on? Wait...Wait... {{beat}} I don't think I want to know.''
* Q and Targus are pretty good together, too.

* Q and Targus are pretty good together too.
--> '''Targus:''' (''Q/Quint uses a hypospray on her'') her You could have waited 'till I sat down!



--> [[spoiler: [[ImADoctorNotAPlaceholder He's a doctor, not a security officer]]!]]

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--> [[spoiler: Well what did you expect? [[ImADoctorNotAPlaceholder He's a doctor, not a security officer]]!]]



--> '''Q:''' [[OhCrap THE BORG ARE FIRING! WE'RE GONNA DIE!]] (sinisterly)... And it's your fault.

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--> '''Q:''' [[OhCrap THE BORG ARE FIRING! WE'RE GONNA DIE!]] (sinisterly)...(''sinisterly'')... And it's your fault.
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--> "Excuse me, am I mistaken? But isn't there a Borg on the bridge trying to control the ship! What are you going to do (''hits you on head with the tricorder'') Scan it to death!?"

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--> "Excuse me, am I mistaken? But mistaken, but isn't there a Borg on the bridge trying to control the ship! ship? What are you going to do do? (''hits you on head with the tricorder'') Scan it to death!?"


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* This moment:
--> '''Q:''' [[OhCrap THE BORG ARE FIRING! WE'RE GONNA DIE!]] (sinisterly)... And it's your fault.

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* Hitting the wrong code on the turbolift controls will take you on a whirlwind tour of what Q thinks is fun. Like the party deck on deck eleven. Complete with pretty girls in little bikinis and fruity drinks with umbrellas!
--> '''Q:''' Why? Because I can! ''Nya ha ha ha ha ha hah!''
* Kicking Q in the "unmentionables". What else can you say?

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* Hitting the wrong code on the turbolift controls will take you on a whirlwind tour of what Q thinks is fun. Like the party deck on deck eleven. Complete with pretty girls in little bikinis and fruity drinks with umbrellas!
umbrellas.
--> '''Q:''' Why? Because I can! ''Nya ''[[{{Troll}} Nya ha ha ha ha ha hah!''
hah!]]''
* Kicking Q in the "unmentionables"."[[GroinAttack unmentionables]]". What else can you say?



--> '''Q:''' He kissed me!

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--> '''Q:''' (''{{Beat}}'') He kissed me!


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--> '''Q:'''[[spoiler:Oh great. Now I'm dead!]]

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--> '''Q:'''[[spoiler:Oh '''Q:''' [[spoiler:Oh great. Now I'm dead!]]
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* Kicking Q in the "unmentionables" What else can I say?

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* Kicking Q in the "unmentionables" "unmentionables". What else can I you say?

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* "Excuse me, am I mistaken? But isn't there a Borg on the bridge trying to control the ship! What are you going to do (''hits you on head with the tricorder'') Scan it to death!?"

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* Some of Q's reactions to you/Qaylan using your tricorder on the Borg who tried to take over the bridge instead of killing it, thus getting yourself and the crew killed.
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"Excuse me, am I mistaken? But isn't there a Borg on the bridge trying to control the ship! What are you going to do (''hits you on head with the tricorder'') Scan it to death!?"



* Some of Q's reactions to you/Qaylan using your tricorder on the Borg who tried to take over the bridge instead of killing it, thus getting yourself and the crew killed.
--> '''Q:''' Excuse me, am I mistaken? But isn't there a Borg on the bridge trying to control the ship? What are you going to do? (''hits player on the head with tricorder'') Scan it to death?!

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--> [[spoiler:He's a doctor, not a security officer!]]

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--> [[spoiler:He's [[spoiler: [[ImADoctorNotAPlaceholder He's a doctor, not a security officer!]]officer]]!]]



--> '''Q:''' [[spoiler:Oh and by the way, your father cheats.]]

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--> '''Q:''' [[spoiler:Oh and by the way, your father cheats.]]]]
* Some of Q's reactions to you/Qaylan using your tricorder on the Borg who tried to take over the bridge instead of killing it, thus getting yourself and the crew killed.
--> '''Q:''' Excuse me, am I mistaken? But isn't there a Borg on the bridge trying to control the ship? What are you going to do? (''hits player on the head with tricorder'') Scan it to death?!
* Q sarcastically describing the uses of the tricorder after another failure.
--> "Hmmm, this thing is amazing! Did you know it has information on places, systems even ''people!'' Look, look at that. [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Did you know Counselor Biraka was a champion horse jumper?]]"
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--> '''Q:'''He kissed me!

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--> '''Q:'''He '''Q:''' He kissed me!



--> [[spoiler:'''Q:''' Oh and by the way, your father cheats.]]

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--> [[spoiler:'''Q:''' Oh '''Q:''' [[spoiler:Oh and by the way, your father cheats.]]
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* Hitting the wrong code on the turbolift controls will take you on a whirlwind tour of what Q thinks is fun. Like the party deck on deck eleven. Complete with pretty girls in little bikinis and fruity drinks with umbrellas!
--> '''Q:''' Why? Because I can! ''Nya ha ha ha ha ha hah!''
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'''Q:''' [[{{Troll}} I could have, but I didn't.]]

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--> '''Q:''' [[{{Troll}} I could have, but I didn't.]]
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--> '''Targus:''' ''You could have waited 'till I sat down!'' \\
'''Q:''' ''I could have, but I didn't.''

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--> '''Targus:''' ''You You could have waited 'till I sat down!'' \\
down!
'''Q:''' ''I [[{{Troll}} I could have, but I didn't.'']]
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* "Excuse me, am I mistaken? But isn't there a Borg on the bridge trying to control the ship! What are you going to do (''hits you on head with the tricorder'') Scan it to death!

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* "Excuse me, am I mistaken? But isn't there a Borg on the bridge trying to control the ship! What are you going to do (''hits you on head with the tricorder'') Scan it to death!death!?"
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* "Excuse me, am I mistaken? But isn't there a Borg on the bridge trying to control the ship! What are you going to do (hits you on head with the tricorder) Scan it to death!

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* "Excuse me, am I mistaken? But isn't there a Borg on the bridge trying to control the ship! What are you going to do (hits (''hits you on head with the tricorder) tricorder'') Scan it to death!
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** Though punching him in the nose is funny too.
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* Dr. Quint gets a good line in near the beginning.
--> '''Quint:'''Death in battle; if he were a Klingon, he'd be ecstatic.

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* Dr. Quint gets a good (if very dark) line in near the beginning.
--> '''Quint:'''Death '''Quint:''' Death in battle; if he were a Klingon, he'd be ecstatic.

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--> '''Q:'''[[spoiler:He kissed me!]]

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--> '''Q:'''[[spoiler:He '''Q:'''He kissed me!]]me!
* "Excuse me, am I mistaken? But isn't there a Borg on the bridge trying to control the ship! What are you going to do (hits you on head with the tricorder) Scan it to death!



--> '''Quint:''' ''Where am I? What's going on? Wait... I don't think I want to know.''

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--> '''Quint:''' ''Where am I? What's going on? Wait... I don't think I want to know.''



--> '''Quint:'''[[spoiler:Death in battle; if he were a Klingon, he'd be ecstatic.]]

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--> '''Quint:'''[[spoiler:Death '''Quint:'''Death in battle; if he were a Klingon, he'd be ecstatic.]]

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