History Funny / StampysLovelyWorld

* Episode 680, "Turny Journey": After Stampy [[BackFromTheDead gets knocked into the Void and respawns]], he returns to his House to gather supplies to return to The End. Once he passes through the End Gateway, he is [[MoodWhiplash greeted]] with a tiny birch house on the other side, labelled with a sign reading, "[[DramaQueen Days Since Stampy Left Me Here]]: [[CreatorInJoke 131290]]".

** Considering his consistent misspellings of Santa whenever he gets added to the Love Garden, Stampy tries to add him under a different name instead, aka "Father Christmas", or should we say, "Father '''Crisp'''mas"?

[[folder:Season 1: Episodes 1 - 50]]
* Episode 14, "Googlies Trap": Some of the messages left to the googlies dying in the mob trap -- eventually literally flaming -- are quite hilarious, which include "[[DisproportionateRetribution This]] is for Gregory"[[note]]who was shot by a skeleton[[/note]], "[[{{Pun}} Water the matter?]]"[[note]]the grinder functions using a water elevator[[/note]] and "Stampy's lovely murder machine", the last of which can definitely give some CuteAndPsycho vibes, especially in retrospect.
* Episode 16, "My Lovely Tower": Apparently while Stampy was AFK in the Love Garden, [=HitTheTarget=] put down a sign pointing towards him that said "loser", so Stampy put HTT's sign next to the loser sign.

-->'''Stampy:''' ''(while riding his minecart track home)'' I love riding minecarts. It's [just] such a simple pleasure -- the fact that you can place it yourself, and you can sort of make your own little track and- ''(sees a lot of googlies on his way back, including three zombies, a spider and a creeper)'' [[MoodWhiplash oh my God]], look at all those googlies! [[PrecisionFStrike Bloody hell]]- ''(passes a creeper which was next to the minecart track)'' Don't bl- don't hit one- ''(creeper fuse starts going off)'' Please don't blow up, please don't blow up! Oh my God! This is like a ghost train! ''(laughs hysterically)'' I did not expect that many, there's spiders and stuff- you know, like, funfairs, ghost trains when you, like, turn around and like, something would jump out [of] a cupboard [...] Right, sorry, I just need to breathe- ''(breathes a sigh of relief)'' ''Bloody hell'', that was... ''intense''. ''(laughs hysterically)'' I don't know how nothing got blown up there! I literally just... like, shook hands with a creeper and it just didn't blow up... That was... bloody terrifying, and I didn't really swear -- "bloody" isn't really a swear word, so you gotta- I'm British, I'm allowed to say "bloody", and... yeah, I don't know if I have to update my [[TheSwearJar swear chest]]...

[[folder:Season 2: Episodes 51 - 100]]
* Episode 53, "The Friendly Creeper": Stampy on Fred and Susan the endermen's relationship. What makes it funny is that you'd [[EarlyInstallmentWeirdness never expect]] this man with his currently child-friendly videos would ever mention things of ''that sort'' in his videos nowadays.
-->'''Stampy:''' Susan isn't friendly, ''(closes door to Funland House)'' Susan isn't a [friendly enderman] like Fred. Susan is grumpy because-- I mean, I don't know how much Fred would like me, sort of saying about his personal business, uh, but Fred the Friendly [Enderman] lives in my house, used to be in a relationship with Susan, they got very close together, and, uh, yeah, they were very close, and [[ThinkOfTheCensors I don't wanna say what they got up to, because it's not appropriate]], but- why- why won't it let me sleep?

'''Hit The Target:''' Um...did you want to stay for dinner?

-->'''Stampy:''' I'm actually also very good at [[BeyondTheImpossible speaking while holding my breath, as well]]]
* Episode 92, "The First Cake": [=HitTheTarget=]'s to-do list consists of stealing Stampy's dogs, taking over the world and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking getting milk]].

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-->'''Stampy:''' Anyway, today, to the Love Garden, I am adding Geek Freek, and that's because of a Tweet she sent me, which said- ''([[{{Gasp}} gasps]] and reads the kill feed)'' Finnball was shot by L for Lee?!

[[folder:Season 4: Episodes 151 - 200]]
* Episode 165, "Ocean Adventure": [[CallBack Similar to what happened in "The First Cake"]], Hit The Target's to-do list consists of cat-napping Mittens, catching Stampy with his cake trap, stealing his dogs, taking over the world, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking having a nap]].
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'''Stampy:''' Well, it's a goo- no, it's a good pun, Amy! It's a ''good'' pun!

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* Episode 355, "Friends and Foes": While the actual episode is incredibly serious in tone, the reveal that [[EarlyBirdCameo Fizzy Elephant]] was not only riding the Creeper Coaster the entire time, but ''[[https://twitter.com/FizzyElephant/status/665597637933072384 heard the explosions caused by the Wither and kept riding]]'' is absolutely hilarious.
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** Hit The Target realizes that in order to get the dogs to his castle, he'll have to pass Fizzy and his [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext sheep roller-coaster]]. Since he's currently [[EnslavedTongue controlling what Stampy is saying]], he tries to make it seem like Stampy's realized that Hit The Target was GoodAllAlong and they're no longer fighting...key word being ''[[BadBadActing tries]]''. It becomes even funnier when remembering that [[MoodWhiplash less than a minute ago]], he was giving Stampy a truly brutal TheReasonYouSuckSpeech, yet now can't even remember ''Fizzy's name''.
--->'''Hit The Target:''' ''(controlling Stampy's voice)'' Hello there... elephant. It's-- it's me, and don't worry about Hit The Target. It turns out we were wrong about him the whole time! [[MirthlessLaughter Ha, ha, ha]].

* Episode 542, "Hero Helpers": When [=HitTheTarget=] was holding steak in front of Stampy -- note: on low hunger level -- and ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice ate it]]'' instead of giving it to him, as well as Stampy's aghast reaction to that.

[[folder:Season 12: Episodes 551 - 600]]
* Episode 564, "Scary Movies":

---->'''Stampy:''' I didn't know when I started building here! [[SelfDeprecation I didn't know]] ''[[SelfDeprecation anything]]'' [[NaiveNewcomer when I started building here!]]

'''Beyond The Blocks Host:''' Herobrine does exist. My best friend Max said he saw him once when we were playing on a ''really'' old Minecraft world together, and I might have seen him too but it could have been a sheep but I'm not sure, and anyway it doesn't matter because Max saw him and Max would never lie to me because he's my best friend.\\

* Episodes 575 and 580, "Polly-Bot" and "Uninvited Guests", respectively: When [[BigDamnHeroes Polly-bot]] was chasing [=HitTheTarget=] and Veeva Dash away.

[[folder:Season 13: Episodes 601 - 650]]

'''A:''' He forgot his trunks [[NoodleIncident (he also doesn't really like swimming because he has a mild phobia after an incident in the bathtub when he was a baby elephant)]].

[[folder:Season 14: Episodes 651 - 700]]
* Episode 651, "Fizzy's Crime": A [[BlackComedy much darker example]] -- Fizzy Elephant [[BlackComedyPetDeath kills]] William Beaver's pet chicken because [[DisproportionateRetribution it took William much longer than usual to reach the building site while leading the chicken]]... in the episode where they were building a ''courthouse''. Naturally, Stampy orders Fizzy to be [[CantGetAwayWithNuthin placed on trial for murder]] the moment they finish construction… and for [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking making him smash glass because it annoys him to have to destroy non-renewable building materials]].

--->'''Stampy:''' [[ARareSentence I think that if]] ''[[ARareSentence anything]]'' [[ARareSentence is a chicken killer, then it's today's society!]]

** The sheer MoodWhiplash between Fizzy's defense (a [[LargeHam hammy]], impassioned speech about justice and society) and William's defense (Stampy caught Fizzy murdering the chicken on camera two episodes ago, so they know he's the killer) definitely counts.
** Fizzy's attempt at fleeing the court after being declared guilty, from Stampy threatening [[TeamDad to use his "angry voice"]] to William chasing after him in ''full diamond armor,'' which is usually only reserved for fighting googlies and Hit The Target.

* Episode 679, "Enderman Horde": The fact that the main boss of the episode seem to be the ''[[EliteMooks endermen]]'' instead of the [[FinalBoss Ender Dragon]] herself, for the first quarter or so of the episode, as they dogpile of Stampy and William for practically no apparent reason. Stampy even lampshades that the Ender Dragon -- the FinalBoss ''[[AntiClimaxBoss of the entire game]]'' -- was quite easily taken down, but the endermen were something else entirely. Even the episode is named after ''them'' instead of the Dragon.

-->'''Stampy:''' Did you see the other chicken just walked off? The other chicken [was] just like, "[[IWarnedYou I told-]] I told Barry- [[MotorMouth I said, I said, I t-]] I said, I said, "Barry, you couldn't fly, you wouldn't listen to me, now what can you do? What can you do? For someone like Barry- Tell me about it! Tell me about it! I said- I told him, 'You- Don't go up there, I said, 'It's dangerous up there,' and he said, 'No, I can fly,' I s- I told him, 'Silly Barry.'"

** Just [[InherentlyFunnyWords the name of the episode]] qualifies. Seriously, try saying ''Fromple Domple'' and try not to laugh.

--->'''Stampy:''' Alright, the, uh- [[LampshadeHanging the chaos started early]].

** The fact that [=HitTheTarget=] and Veeva Dash ''still'' haven't figured out a way to get rid of the dark covering Stampy put over their fortress. Episode-wise, the attack was only six episodes ago, but due to the implications that the series runs on real life time, it would mean the last attack was ''two months ago'' -- plenty of time to build up and mine away the entire covering.

--->'''Stampy:''' So, the sword is gonna go way up to the- to the top with the blade, and the actual blacksmith is gonna be in the... ''crossguard''? Or also known as the ''[quillons]'', which is gonna be above the ''grip'', and then at- the entrance is gonna be in the ''pummel''. And if you can tell, I ''did'', very quickly, Wikipedia the specifc names -- ''(starts {{corpsing}})'' -- of a sword before I started the video, because I did not have that kind of knowledge in my head, uh, before we started.

-->'''Stampy:''' No, Fizzy! Fizzy, don't- it's called Bernie! ''It's called Bernie, Fizzy!''

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--->'''Stampy:''' I had no idea that glowstone was rubbish and stopped- \\

*** What really takes the cake are the protests signs he makes, which include "[[RougeAnglesOfSatin SHRIVEELED]] GRAPES ARE NOT CHOCCY REPLACEMENT" "I BET IT WAS HIT THE TARGET >:((((" "COOKIES SHOULD NOT CONTAIN FRUITY" and simply "so mad."

** Polly and Fizzy winning the first round [[CurbStompBattle 6-0]] to Stampy and William... mainly because of the two's strategies GoneHorriblyWrong.

** While being [[HostageSituation held hostage]] in the train, Stampy announces that he has a plan, and the [[BaitAndSwitch next few times]] we cut back to the group, he has an ''impromptu [[CasualDangerDialog parkour race]]'' with his Helpers, they play ''Hide and Seek'' and Cake Peek-a-boo, and the Helpers are ''disgusted'' by Stampy's singing skills. Granted, Stampy and the Helpers ''[[BunnyEarsLawyer do]]'' actually have a plan, but still.

-->'''Stampy:''' But you know what the thing is? It's that he could have designed this bedroom, like, in any way he wanted, but he has ''no imagination''--like, the ceiling's basically the same; the balcony's the same, but like, blue; and like, the floor's the same, but red; like, he's put the painting in the same place, like, it's so- he's so boring, he has no imagination, he tries to copy what I'm gonna do, and he just makes an absolute mess of it.

** Stampy goes through some suggestions for the name of the minigame him and the Helpers are playing in the episode. Some, like 'Slush Rush' (Fizzy's suggestion and the one that gets used) are genuinely good names, but others are less so. Not only is one suggestion 'Mattress Man' ''again'' (which Stampy points out barely made sense as a name for the ''actual'' Mattress Man game), but William's suggestion is [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin 'Semifrozen Water Run']], which Stampy can only call [[DamnedByFaintPraise accurate to what the game is about]].

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'''Sqaishey:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Hit The Target has a phone?]]

** The sheer MoodWhiplash between Fizzy's defense (a [[LargeHam hammy]], impassioned speech about justice and society) and William's defense (Stampy [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome caught Fizzy murdering the chicken on camera two episodes ago, so they know he's the killer]]) definitely counts.