History Funny / SpriggsAHalo3Machinima

--> '''Triple M:''' Third gear.

* Episode 1 introduces us to four members of the cast (Willy, Spriggs, Triple M, and Hammer), as well as Willy's homicidal hatred of Spriggs, and (from Willy and Triple M's conversation) that this is pretty much your typical day on Zambi 7, all sprinkled with amusing moments. The funny moment comes right at the end, when a missile fired by Willy enters and explodes in the room Hammer is occupying. Typical ragdoll animation for Hammer, right? Yes, except the camera (and supposedly Hammer's exact position in the room) are set up so that we see him get thrown out of the room, smack into an outside wall, drop half-on half-off an overhead walkway, then slide off said walkway to land -with a slight bounce- on the ground, groaning in pain and agony.
** Also from Episode 1, part of Willy and Triple M's conversation, which is also the Main Page Quote:

** IIIII KIIIIILL YOOOOU!!!
*** Some context: Mimi, Hammer, Willy and Triple M, having lost their vehicles, are taking the long walk back to camp. After a while, Mimi questions Willy as to why she found a load of fast-food/take-away wrappers in his room. Triple M (who is probably already tired and grumpy from all the walking they've done and have yet to do) does not react well to this, especially since it turns out the rest of the team have had to make do with M.R.Es ('''M'''eals-'''R'''eady-to-'''E'''at) for the past two months. He eventually responds with punching Willy in the side of the head, screaming the above.

* Hammer, totally losing after a little discovery...
--> '''Hammer:''' You know, I'm not that concerned about the mongooses, not even my warthog. I'm kinda curious about the rest of the warthogs, and I'd love you know where our power supply went to...but what I really want to know is '''''[[SuddenlyShouting WHERE ARE MY GOD DAMN TANKS?!?!]]'''''
* '''''"IF IT'S A CHOICE BETWEEN REGULAR OR EXTRA CRISPY, I WANT YOU EXTRA CRISPY!!!"'''''

--> '''Willy:''' PINK TEAM! YOU ARE SO FAR IN THE CLOSET, ''YOU MISSED THE TURN TO NARNIA!''
* Way back in Episode Two, after escaping from an awkward moment between Meme and Hammer, Willy gives a good one:
-->'''Willy:''' I am ''so'' gonna blog about this. *Spriggs drives up* Oh thank you, my dear Spriggs. Thank you for your simple focus in the age of the spectacular, for keeping it real with your witty insights and comical insults, and [[BreadMilkEggsSquick thank you for not asking me to take your pants off in front of your former girlfriend.]] As thanks, I shall make your death quick and painless. *Spriggs drives into him* [[SuddenlyShouting SONOVABITCH!]]

--> '''Rotri:''' (sarcastic) I'm so glad I have your permission.
--> '''Triple M:''' Geez, do you ''ever'' stop bitching?
--> '''Rotri:''' Only when I don't have a PISTOL pointed at my head.
--> ''(Triple M swaps his pistol for a shotgun)''
--> '''Rotri:''' Oh, that's SO much more comforting.

** The unnecessarily complicated method required for Triple M to open a door:

--> '''Willy:''' Are you even ''looking'' at the screen right now?

--> '''Triple M:''' *checks* ...Holy shit, it DOES say obibital.

--> '''Willy:''' Now... This is what you're gonna need to do. Press the WORD, not the ENTIRE button, by pressing straight down and pulling straight back up. If the screen seems to have glitches in any way, shape or form, do NOT pull the handle. Instead, unplug the computer, count to 25, and try again. If the event that you select the ''wrong'' option, you will have very little time.

--> '''Willy:''' PINK TEAM! YOU ARE SO FAR IN THE CLOSET, ''YOU MISSED THE TURN TO NARNIA!''

** Willy gives us this gem in the middle of his fantastic FreakOut during the final episode:
--> '''Willy:''' PINK TEAM! YOU ARE SO FAR IN THE CLOSET, ''YOU MISSED THE TURN TO NARNIA!''

* '''''"IF IT'S A CHOICE BETWEEN REGULAR OR EXTRA CRISPY, I WANT YOU EXTRA CRISPY!!!"'''''