History Funny / SpectrumPulse

--> "It's the incoherence that's so mind-boggling to me, because you could literally walk away from this song thinking that Flo Rida pulled a muscle trying to fuck his car!"

* On "Whistle":

--> "Bathe my ape in her your Milky Way"? Which apparently is a sneakers reference, but leaves me thinking that Kanye wants to [[{{Squick}} put his foot in this girl's vagina]]!

--> "And considering when my mind hears 'soul sister' I think of 'Lady Marmalade', I'm fairly certain every woman on that song would castrate this band with nail clippers!"

* From his review of "The Click" by AJR, he suggests that the song "Bud Like You" might as well be a commercial jingle for Bud Light Lime, except that if it was ever present to a marketing director, he'd make everyone in the corporate office commit {{seppuku}}.

* In the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juJG0uLIG2c&t=720s May 4, 2019 episode of Billboard Breakdown]], Mark [[FreezeFrameBonus lists the genre of "Earth" by]] [[Music/LilDicky Lil]] [[TheScrappy Dicky]] as "hip-hop/pop/"comedy"/bowel cancer".

* From the pre-YouTube days, we have this [[http://www.spectrum-pulse.ca/2012/11/movie-review-breaking-dawn-part-ii.html hysterical movie review]] of [[{{Literature/Twilight}} Breaking Dawn Part II]], where Mark tries to explain why he found that particular instalment of the movie series SoBadItsGood.

* In a special nod to WebVideo/TheNeedleDrop, Mark did his own 'meme review' of "Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen" on the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HW89P3wQLZk October 26, 2016 edition of Billboard Breakdown (skip to 9.38)]].
* This comment about Rae Sremmurd's "Swang" on the January 7th episode of ''Billboard Breakdown''

* Not from Mark himself, but in the wake of the July 14, 2018 episode where Drake's ''Scorpion'' knocked a ton of long-running songs off the Hot 100, a fan took it upon himself to have the artists of said songs recreated the final scenes of [[Film/AvengersInfinityWar Infinity War,]] with Drake as Thanos. Mark, of course, [[https://twitter.com/SpectrumPulse/status/1017058275718770691 loved it.]]

** "'''TRIGGER WARNING!''' [[spoiler: It's Post Malone!]]"

* From Ep 5 of The Trailing Edge: [[https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DcZ8VduV0AAE8Wb?format=jpg&name=large This.]] Just this.

* From the pre-YouTube days, we have this [[http://www.spectrum-pulse.ca/2012/11/movie-review-breaking-dawn-part-ii.html hysterical movie review]] of [[{{Literature/Twilight}} Breaking Dawn Part II]], where Mark tries to explain why he found that particular instalment of the movie series SoBadItsGood.
* His comment about "Marvin Gaye" by Charlie Puth & Music/MeghanTrainor in the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25VMzOQvFpI ''Worst Hit Songs of 2015'' video]]:
--> "People who are scared of their own genitals need music too."
* In a special nod to WebVideo/TheNeedleDrop, Mark did his own 'meme review' of "Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen" on the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HW89P3wQLZk October 26, 2016 edition of Billboard Breakdown (skip to 9.38)]].

* This comment about Rae Sremmurd's "Swang" on the January 7th episode of ''Billboard Breakdown''
--> "Swae Lee trying to hop into a falsetto I'm fairly certain is barred by the Geneva Convention as torture."
** Earlier when reviewing [=SremmLife=] 2, Mark comments that Swae Lee's falsetto can be weaponized against ISIS.
* When another meme song in the form of "Cash Me Outside" charted, viewers were looking forward to another meme review. What we got instead:
--> '''Mark''': ...what? I'm sorry, are you waiting for another meme review to dig into this? You want me to cover a [[ForcedMeme forced normie meme]] that reeks of redneck gawking derived from above all else a cringe-worthy snippet from Series/DrPhil?
* From his review of "The Click" by AJR, he suggests that the song "Bud Like You" might as well be a commercial jingle for Bud Light Lime, except that if it was ever present to a marketing director, he'd make everyone in the corporate office commit {{seppuku}}.
** He describes the backing vocals on "Call My Dad" as a cross between [[Music/{{Train}} Pat Monahan]] at his most punchable, several dying cats and a bad crooner on pain medication attempting to sound like a child choir.

* In the Jan 13 2018 episode of Billboard Breakdown, he described the collaboration between Music/BrunoMars and Cardi B on "Finesse" as the kind that "probably gives label executives erections you can see from space".

* On the Jan 13 2018 episode of Billboard Breakdown, he described the collaboration between Music/BrunoMars and Cardi B on "Finesse" as the kind that "probably gives label executives erections you can see from space".

*** Starting off the segment with "Ok, really, was it ever going to be anything else?"

** Referring to his #1 pick [[spoiler: "Body Like A Backroad"]] as scrotal cancer.

* From the pre-YouTube days, we have this [[http://www.spectrum-pulse.ca/2012/11/movie-review-breaking-dawn-part-ii.html hysterical movie review]] of [[Literature/Twilight Breaking Dawn Part II]], where Mark tries to explain why he found that particular instalment of the movie series SoBadItsGood.

* From the pre-YouTube days, we have this [[http://www.spectrum-pulse.ca/2012/11/movie-review-breaking-dawn-part-ii.html hysterical movie review]] of [[{{Twilight}} Breaking Dawn Part II]], where Mark tries to explain why he found that particular instalment of the movie series SoBadItsGood.

* From his review of "The Click" by AJR, he suggests that the song "Bud Like You" might as well be a commercial jingle for Bud Light Lime, except that if it was ever present to a marketing director, he'd made everyone in the corporate office commit {{seppuku}}.
** He describes the backing vocals on "Call My Dad" as a cross between [[Music/{{Train}} Pat Monahan]] at his most punchable, several dying cats and a bad crooner on pain medication attempting on sound like a child choir.