History Funny / SpaceStation13

* On certain branches, most game objects have a description that can be yielded when examining the object - this often yields useful advice or amusing observations. Certain rarely-seen objects however have description text that is flat out hilarious. On Goonstation, observing a black hole (normally an object you do not want to be anywhere near, much less close enough to examine it) reveals its description as simply being "[[ClusterFBomb FUCK FUCK FUCK]] [[OhCrap AAAAAAHHHHHH]]"

* Buttbots. They say "butt" on occasion, and repeat what a player says, with "butt" replacing many words. It's funnier than you'd think! They're good at lightening the mood, moreso. Say, there's an EldritchAbomination that's cornering a man into death in a dark corridor, and as he cries out his final words "OH GOD, I CAN SEE FOREVER! YOU FOOLS" are copied as "OH GOD, I CAN SEE BUTT! YOU BUTTS" Honk Honk Butt https://soundcloud.com/stephanosrex/honk-honk-butt takes this UpToEleven

* Nearly half of anyone's experiences with the game can be considered this.
* Buttbots. They say "butt" on occasion, and repeat what a player says, with "butt" replacing many words. It's funnier than you'd think!
** They're good at lightening the mood, moreso. Say, there's an EldritchAbomination that's cornering a man into death in a dark corridor, and as he cries out his final words "OH GOD, I CAN SEE FOREVER! YOU FOOLS" are copied as "OH GOD, I CAN SEE BUTT! YOU BUTTS"
*** Honk Honk Butt https://soundcloud.com/stephanosrex/honk-honk-butt takes this UpToEleven

-->HoP Maynard Wolfe [145.9] asks, " Bartender you feeling ok?"

* This writer recalls a round ending that yielded side splitting hilarious results due to an admin-powered AI. After the usual shit-hitting-the-fans action the emergency shuttle was called. The shuttle was, no sooner than it landed, blown to shreds by several bombs; however, the round didn't end there. A cyborg took it upon himself to rebuild the shuttle bay as hopeful AI announced "ANOTHER SHUTTLE IS ON THE WAY!", over ten minutes passed with no sign of said shuttle so the cyborg, ever the helpful and hopeful, decided he would build a shuttle himself. By the time he had finished a sizable floor and wall setup the actual shuttle arrived and crashed upon impact destroying the cyborg, his makeshift shuttle, and itself. To top this all off, the AI announced, "In anticipation of such events a backup shuttle was phoned ahead of time!" resulting in YET ANOTHER SHUTTLE crashing into the pileup. After the loss of three shuttles, our savior cyborg, and a sizable portion of the crew the admin-AI apparently had enough and actually sent in a successful shuttle that took the survivors to celebratory ending zone complete with a resurrected cyborg who was hailed as a hero while the round finally closed.

* [[http://i.imgur.com/NuZgdXs.png The result]] of a [[MonsterClown traitor clown]] deciding to forgo his objectives in favour of declaring an independent theocratic state dedicated to the HONKMother and building a throne room in the hallway leading to the escape shuttle. Chaos ensued when people could only pass through the hallway in single-file, made even worse by [[BananaPeel the use of a well deployed banana bomb,]] followed by the self-declared HONKLord using the camo projector to disguise themself as a banana whilst their follower(s) rioted with security.

* [[https://soundcloud.com/stephanosrex/honk-honk-butt This]] recounting of a particularly insane Wizard round. It can be summed up in two words- "Butt Plans".

* One silly round involved an admin-created dungeon for players to try and navigate for sweet, adminspawn-only rewards. One certain player entered, but merely sat at the entrance as several others went in ahead of him. [[DangerouslyGenreSavvy While it would make sense for him to wait until they triggered all the traps and he could just waltz through the devastation]], he did no such thing - because he was a Changeling, and was in fact waiting for people to die in the dungeon so he could [[ImAHumanitarian devour them]]. Aside from earning a few screams and raised eyebrows from later entrants, the Changeling was otherwise friendly and amicable while it [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight feasted on its pile of corpses]]. The escape shuttle departed with a player granted immortality for clearing the dungeon, some stragglers from the station proper, and the Changeling with 30+ crew members eaten.

* This writer recalls a round ending that yielded side splitting hilarious results due to an admin-powered AI. After the usual shit-hitting-the-fans action the emergency shuttle was called. The shuttle was, no sooner than it landed, blown to shreds by several bombs; however, the round didn't end there. A cyborg took it upon himself to rebuild the shuttle bay as hopeful AI announced "ANOTHER SHUTTLE IS ON THE WAY!", over ten minutes passed with no sign of said shuttle so the cyborg, ever the helpful and hopeful, decided he would build a shuttle himself. By the time he had finished a sizable floor and wall setup the actual shuttle arrived and crashed upon impact destroying the cyborg, his makeshift shuttle, and itself. To top this all off, the AI announced, "In anticipation of such events a backup shuttle was phoned ahead of time!" resulting in YET ANOTHER SHUTTLE crashing into the pileup. After the loss of three shuttles, our savior cyborg, and a sizable portion of the crew the admin-AI apparently had enough and actually sent in a successful shuttle that took the survivors to celebratory ending zone complete with a resurrected cyborg who was hailed as a hero while the round finally closed.

** In a similar vein to Cannibis, some people will also eat up food or pills left on the floor just to see what will happen. Unsurprisingly this usually results in death, or excruciating pain sometimes followed by death.

* Goonstation: Pretty much any time the Botanists grow Weed (Cannibis) and bring it to the crew, they will snap it up regardless of the risk involved... or how much smoking it ruins their ability to function, [[RuleOfFunny just for the]] [[HilarityEnsues hilarity that follows]].

** '''Ner-si Has Risen'''

** '''Ner-si Has Risen ... Again'''

* As a ghost, observing an atmos technician running down the escape arm to fix a plasma leak [[WhatAnIdiot with a lit cigarette]]. Then, observing the same technician [[OutrunTheFireball running away from the resulting explosion]].

* "So Chaplain [[IndianaJonesAndTheTempleOfDoom Mola Ram]] actually WAS a traitor. [[WeirdnessCensor WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED]]"

--> "I'm holding a fresh skeleton."

* [[http://i.imgur.com/NuZgdXs.png The result]] of a traitor clown deciding to forgo his objectives in favour of declaring an independent theocratic state dedicated to the HONKmother and building a throne room in the hallway leading to the escape shuttle. Chaos ensued when people could only pass through the hallway in single-file, made even worse by [[AmusingInjuries the use of a well deployed banana bomb,]] followed by the self-declared HONKlord using the camo projector to disguise themself as banana whilst their follower(s) rioted with security.

* [[http://i.imgur.com/NuZgdXs.png The result]] of a traitor clown deciding to forgo his objectives in favour of declaring an independent theocratic state dedicated to the HONKmother and building a throne room in the hallway leading to the escape shuttle. Chaos ensued when people could only pass through the hallway in single-file, made even worse by [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AmusingInjuries the use of a well deployed banana bomb.]]

* [[http://i.imgur.com/NuZgdXs.png The result]] of a traitor clown deciding to forgo his objectives in favour of declaring an independent theocratic state in the hallway leading to the escape shuttle. Chaos ensued when people could only pass through the hallway in single-file, made even worse by [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AmusingInjuries the use of a well deployed banana bomb.]]

--> "You guys imagined up a holy quest that was never given to you, claimed powers you never had, got a god that wasn't real from someone pretending to be jesus and then had a singalong with nuclear devices. Clowns was the only way it could end."

* The following is a transcript from a [[SomethingAwful Goon]] server where the AI claimed that a female member of the crew was a succubus and the captain, Line Hightower, attempted to lead a security assault on her. As the geneticist, I was not in the area and only received transmissions via headset.

* [[http://pastebin.com/JK3RnF2Z This exchange]] from /tg/station. What the fuck is carbon dioxide?

* One silly round involved an admin-created dungeon for players to try and navigate for sweet, adminspawn-only rewards. One certain player entered, but merely sat at the entrance as several others went in ahead of him. [[DangerouslyGenreSavvy While it would make sense for him to wait until they triggered all the traps and he could just waltz through the devastation]], he did no such thing - because he was a Changeling, and was in fact waiting for people to die in the dungeon so he could [[ImAHumanitarian devour them]]. Aside from earning a few screams and raised eyebrows from later entrants, the Changeling was otherwise friendly and amicable while it [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight feasted on its pile of corpses]]. The escape shuttle departed with a player granted immortality for clearing the dungeon, some stragglers from the station proper, and the Changeling with 30+ crew members eaten.

-->Officer Jayrin DP fires the taser gun!
-->Officer Jayrin DP fires the taser gun!

-->[[ItMakesMoreSenseInContext Geneticist Jerrie Gregory [145.9] says, " I will do whatever, but first i must cure this bearded monkey woman of tourretes"]]

* One silly round involved an admin-created dungeon for players to try and navigate for sweet, adminspawn-only rewards. One certain player entered, but merely sat at the entrance as several others went in ahead of him. [[DangerouslyGenreSavvy While it would make sense for him to wait until they triggered all the traps and he could just waltz through the devastation]], he did no such thing - because he was a Changeling, and was in fact waiting for people to die in the dungeon so he could [[ImAHumanitarian devour them]]. Aside from earning a few screams and raised eyebrows from later entrants, the Changeling was otherwise friendly and amicable while it [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight feasted on its pile of corpses]]. The escape shuttle departed with a player granted immorality for clearing the dungeon, some stragglers from the station proper, and the Changeling with 30+ crew members eaten.

** In a similar vein to Cannibis, some people will also eat up food or pills left on the floor just to see what will happen. Unsurprisingly this usually results in death, or excruciating pain sometimes followed by death.

* This troper's first bomb-making experience. I was a loyal crewmember, so I launched my first test bomb and blew apart the testing area. Then it turned out the AI was malfunctioning, and he shocked the doors and bolted me into the mixing chamber. I was unable to get anyone to come and rescue me, and had no toolbox, so it occured to me that I could bomb my way out. The only problem was, because the bombs I had were excessively high-end and most of the tanks were outside, I had no practical way of avoiding suicide-by-bomb until it occured to me to swap around tanks. I did that, pressed the detonator, and...
-->'''SFX''':BOOOOOMMMMMM
-->Massive fireball centered on my character
-->say(not actually sent because I was briefly unconcious): OH GOD I FORGOT TO CHANGE THE FREQENCY!
-->'''Adminpm:''' Did you just...
** The bomb I intended to detonate fizzled. My next couple rounds involved efforts to make less wildly excessive bombs. Results were... mixed.

* One round this troper was in consisted of a Shambling Abomination[[note]]the name a Changeling is given when he morphs into his true form[[/note]] going around murdering everyone... [[RefugeInAudacity while playing a saxophone]]. He wound up winning that round and was christened "Saxophoning Abomination."

** This is especially true of [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Omega Weed]], which has no less than '''twenty''' different [=hallucinogens/drugs/debilitators/whatever=], plus God knows what else if the Botanist is skilled. One round where ThisTroper brought [[UpToEleven 1000-potency]] Omega Weed (50 units of each reagent, several well above overdose thresholds) to the Escape Shuttle ended with half of the crew missing the shuttle, one person smoking a blunt made out of money, two people set on fire because they wandered into the blunt-rolling paper with their own blunts lit, and one unlucky guy crushed by the shuttle on arrival because he stumbled out the airlock.

* Yogstation: A captain [[TooDumbToLive offers his]] [[SkeletonKey spare ID]] to the first person who can beat him in a boxing match. The very first person to come by, [[spoiler: (a traitor)]], accepts the challenge and [[CurbstompBattle beats the shit]] [[LaserGuidedKarma out of him]].