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* Jerry passing the vision test ''perfectly'', to the astonishment of all...until he whispers that "My ''memory''...is ''perfect''!"

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* Jerry passing the vision test ''perfectly'', to the astonishment of all...until he whispers that "My ''memory''..."I may be blind, Frank, but my ''memory'' is ''perfect''!"perfect!"
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** Both the line in ''Film/TheRightStuff'' and here are references to the fact that the real Alan Shepard is credited with saying this on the launch pad, although Shepard claims he actually said "Don't f*** up, Shepard."
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** This is a ShoutOut to ''Film/TheRightStuff'', where Alan Shepard, as played by Creator/ScottGlenn, said a more vulgar form of this line.

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** This is a ShoutOut to ''Film/TheRightStuff'', where Alan Shepard, as played by Creator/ScottGlenn, said a more vulgar form of this line.line.
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** When Frank bursts into the room: "Why, Frank. What a semi-pleasant surprise."
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-->'''Hawk''': ''[sticks head in hole]''' The hell's this thing?

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-->'''Hawk''': ''[sticks head in hole]''' hole]'' The hell's this thing?
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-->'''Roger''': ACM. 'Asshole Centering Monitor''
-->''[Hawk immediately hops away from it]'''

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-->'''Roger''': ACM. 'Asshole Centering Monitor''
Monitor'
-->''[Hawk immediately hops away from it]'''it]''
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-->''[[Hawk immediately hops away from it]'''

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-->''[[Hawk -->''[Hawk immediately hops away from it]'''
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* When the gang is given a tour of the Shuttle, specifically the bathroom area
-->'''Hawk''': ''[sticks head in hole]''' The hell's this thing?
-->'''Roger''': ACM. 'Asshole Centering Monitor''
-->''[[Hawk immediately hops away from it]'''
** Roger then explains the peeing mechanism, noting to make sure the funnel is tight against their skin and that "one size fits all".
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** The waitress isn't exactly impressed when they first approach the subject of which one she would hypothetically take home:
-->'''Waitress''': You mean, like, to ''the'' home?
-->'''Frank''': Yeah.
-->'''Waitress''': Like, the ''retirement'' home?
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* Frank proudly boasting about averting ReadTheFreakingManual when installing the new garage opener...only for the door leading back to the house is locked. And he forgot to put batteries in the garage opener.

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* Frank proudly boasting to his wife about averting ReadTheFreakingManual when installing the new garage opener...only for the door leading back to the house is locked. And he forgot to put batteries in the garage opener.

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* "I'm locked in the garage with a dirty old man!"

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* Frank proudly boasting about averting ReadTheFreakingManual when installing the new garage opener...only for the door leading back to the house is locked. And he forgot to put batteries in the garage opener.
* When Frank and his wife are fooling around in the garage:
"I'm locked in the garage with a dirty old man!"man!"
** Ethan and Sara then open the garage with the remote in Frank's car. Ethan sheepishly admits they heard screaming.
-->'''Frank''': ''[sarcastically]'' Well, thanks for saving the day.
* Frank tries to hurry Ethan and Sara along, saying "I'm a very busy man", which draws an immediate chuckle of disbelief from his wife.



** [[JerkassHasAPoint Of course Ethan did just insult him in his own home after asking for his help...]]

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** [[JerkassHasAPoint Of course Ethan did just insult him in * Jerry pulling out his own home after asking for his help...]]glasses reading the terms Frank and Bob came up with, to Frank's befuddlement.
-->'''Frank''': You don't ''need'' those, do you?
-->'''Jerry''': Well, no. Just to read. Go to movies. Drive. Walk. You know...



** When Clint tells the bar tough, "Go back to your virgin pink daiquiri."

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** When Clint Frank tells the bar tough, "Go back to your virgin pink daiquiri."
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** "I love you, and I love being on the ground..."
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** [[JerkassHasAPoint Of course Ethan did just insult him in his own home after asking for his help...]]
* Hawk tries to prove to Roger that he can bench press 225 pounds. So he calls over Tank to "spot him". So Tank does plenty of the work on his own, his face reddening and his voice shaking more and more as Hawk does the three presses. The look on Ethan's face is just hilarious
--> '''Tank:''' I'm going to go to my room now and cry.


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** While the other three drink the Ensure like they're used to it, Hawk just gives the astronauts a DeathGlare and reads the can.

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* Before launch, the Reverend leads his fellow astronauts in (Alan) Shepard's Prayer: "Lord, please don't let me [screw] up."

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* Before launch, the Reverend leads his fellow astronauts in (Alan) Shepard's Prayer: "Lord, please don't let me [screw] up."
** This is a ShoutOut to ''Film/TheRightStuff'', where Alan Shepard, as played by Creator/ScottGlenn, said a more vulgar form of this line.
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* The RunningGag of meeting someone who knew an old peer of theirs, only to learn that person is now deceased.

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* The RunningGag of team Daedalus meeting someone who knew an old peer of theirs, only to learn that person is now deceased.
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* When the bar tough tells Frank that he'll "put him in the hospital," Frank's reply is both funny and awesome:
-->'''Frank''': Oh yeah? Well I've got Medicare so take your best shot.
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* When Ethan tells Frank he's not a team player, Frank growls (as only Clint Eastwood can), "Get out."

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* When Ethan tells Frank he's not a team player, Frank growls (as only Clint Eastwood can), "Get out."" His wife then remarks he needs to work on his hospitality.

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* Hawk's low-key "Happy birthday" to the guy who wants a wild airplane ride. During the flight, the guy vomits all over Hawk's dashboard, and profusely apologizes when they land. Hawk initially criticizes him: "Where'd you get the bright idea to eat a big lunch before you come out here and went flying?", but changes his tune when he sees the guy's girlfriend waiting for him: "Congratulations! You earned your wings today, young man. My hat's off to you! Well done!"



--> '''Jerry''': I keep telling these guys, it's got nothing to do with me. It depends entirely on the woman, and how willing she is to discover her infinite supply orgasms.

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--> '''Jerry''': I keep telling these guys, it's got nothing to do with me. It depends entirely on the woman, and how willing she is to discover her infinite supply of orgasms.

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* "Who blacked out first?"
* When Clint tells the bar tough, "Go back to your virgin pink daiquiri."

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* "Who blacked When Frank and Hawk compete in the centrifuge:
--> '''Frank''': Which one of us passed
out first?"
first?\\
'''Eugene''': I'm gettin' too old for this shit.
* Frank and Hawk compete over the waitress at a bar:
--> '''Hawk''': Would you choose this man, with his asymmetrical sagging ass cheeks, love handles the size of Nebraska and his gross, old, ugly ingrown toenails?\\
'''Frank''': Or this hairy-eared son of a bitch with a chicken gizzard neck and a face like Death Valley fire trails?
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When Clint tells the bar tough, "Go back to your virgin pink daiquiri.""
* The USA Today headline: "[[Film/TheRightStuff The Ripe Stuff]]".
* The gang's appearance on Leno, especially the moment when Leno asks which of the four is the babe magnet:
--> '''Jerry''': I keep telling these guys, it's got nothing to do with me. It depends entirely on the woman, and how willing she is to discover her infinite supply orgasms.

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* The Ensure / Baby Food exchange.
* When Clint tells the bar tough, "go back to your virgin pink dacquiri."
* "Who blacked out first?"



* Before launch, the Reverend leads his fellow astronauts in (Alan) Shepard's Prayer: "Lord, please don't let me [screw] up."

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* Before launch, "I'm locked in the Reverend leads his fellow astronauts in (Alan) Shepard's Prayer: "Lord, please don't let me [screw] up.garage with a dirty old man!"
* When Ethan tells Frank he's not a team player, Frank growls (as only Clint Eastwood can), "Get out.
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* "I'm locked in the garage with a dirty old man!"
* When Ethan tells Frank he's not a team player, Frank growls (as only Clint Eastwood can), "Get out."
* Frank storms into Bob Gerson's office and shuts his laptop. Bob calmly informs him, "Well, now, that's great. You hung up on the head of our program: the vice president of the United States. Now what can I do for you, Frank?"

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* "I'm locked in the garage with a dirty old man!"
The Ensure / Baby Food exchange.
* When Ethan tells Jerry's eating, he fumbles with his dentures, causing a grossed-out Frank he's not a team player, Frank growls (as only Clint Eastwood can), "Get out.to remark, "''Damn'', Jerry..."
* "Who blacked out first?"
* When Clint tells the bar tough, "Go back to your virgin pink daiquiri."
* When Frank refuses to dumb it down for his understudy:
--> '''Frank''': Look kid, I've done everything short of calculus instructions to bring you up to speed. What do you want, a picture? Connect the dots?\\
'''Ethan''': Excuse me. I hold two masters degrees from MIT, Dr. Corvin.\\
'''Frank''': Maybe you ought to get your money back.
* Frank storms into Bob Gerson's office and shuts his laptop. Bob calmly informs him, "Well, now, that's great. You hung up on the head of our program: the vice president of the United States. Now what can I do for you, Frank?"Frank?"
* Before launch, the Reverend leads his fellow astronauts in (Alan) Shepard's Prayer: "Lord, please don't let me [screw] up."
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* When Ethan tells Frank he's not a team player, Frank growls (as only Clint Eastwood can), "Get out."

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* When Ethan tells Frank he's not a team player, Frank growls (as only Clint Eastwood can), "Get out.""
* Frank storms into Bob Gerson's office and shuts his laptop. Bob calmly informs him, "Well, now, that's great. You hung up on the head of our program: the vice president of the United States. Now what can I do for you, Frank?"
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** Also during the eye test, Hawk accidentally reading too much of the eye chart: "M A D, uh, in U.S.A.- oh, "Made in USA"."

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** Also during the eye test, Hawk accidentally reading too much of the eye chart: "M A D, uh, in U.S.A.- oh, "Made in USA"."
* "I'm locked in the garage with a dirty old man!"
* When Ethan tells Frank he's not a team player, Frank growls (as only Clint Eastwood can), "Get out.
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* Jerry passing the vision test ''perfectly'', to the astonishment of all...until he whispers that "My ''memory''...is ''perfect''!"

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* Jerry passing the vision test ''perfectly'', to the astonishment of all...until he whispers that "My ''memory''...is ''perfect''!"''perfect''!"
** Also during the eye test, Hawk accidentally reading too much of the eye chart: "M A D, uh, in U.S.A.- oh, "Made in USA"."
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--> '''Corvin:''' No, the...other one....

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--> '''Corvin:''' No, the...other one....one....
* Jerry passing the vision test ''perfectly'', to the astonishment of all...until he whispers that "My ''memory''...is ''perfect''!"
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* Before launch, the Reverend leads his fellow astronauts in (Alan) Shepard's Prayer: "Lord, please don't let me [screw] up."

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* Before launch, the Reverend leads his fellow astronauts in (Alan) Shepard's Prayer: "Lord, please don't let me [screw] up.""
* When Corvin tells Hawk (in recruiting him) he's there to keep a promise:
--> '''Hawk:''' The promise to kill me, or the promise to have both of my LEGS broke?
--> '''Corvin:''' No, the...other one....
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* When Clint tells the bar tough "go back to your virgin pink daquiri".

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* When Clint tells the bar tough tough, "go back to your virgin pink daquiri".dacquiri."



* Before takeoff, the Reverend leads his fellows in (Alan) Shepard's Prayer: "Lord, please don't let me **** up."

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* Before takeoff, launch, the Reverend leads his fellows fellow astronauts in (Alan) Shepard's Prayer: "Lord, please don't let me **** [screw] up."
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* The RunningGag of meeting someone who knew an old peer of theirs, only to learn that person is now deceased.

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* The RunningGag of meeting someone who knew an old peer of theirs, only to learn that person is now deceased.deceased.
* Before takeoff, the Reverend leads his fellows in (Alan) Shepard's Prayer: "Lord, please don't let me **** up."

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