History Funny / Smite

* Insta-Kill Neith can fall under this if you can catch some of the [[MythologyGag Mythology Gags]] of the respective Pantheons.

* [[Myth/NorseMythology Hel's]] taunt and joke emotes, which utilise both extreme sides of her split personality:

* 2017 went without April Fools, but for the 2018 April Fool... Behold, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMKm2ThMBz4 Fenrir, The Next God Reveal!]] ... Wait, what? Okay, it isn't so much of a revamped God Reveal for Fenrir, but a parody of God Reveal videos that touches on how [[MemeticMutation people kept claiming that the next God is Fenrir]] due to how long he was in DevelopmentHell. And the abilities isn't so much of Fenrir's, but more like "Your pet dog, if it became a Smite God."

* Smite Lore, by Nevercake, is just a crowning moment of funny throughout.

-->''... [[NoSenseOfHumor No.]]''

* Sol's loss animation shows two soldiers using her [[MundaneUtility as a bonfire.]] Then one of them pulls out a giant leg of meat and tries to roast it, only for Sol to angrily grab the meat and smack the other one away with it.

* Ah Muzen Cab's losing animation. When it turns out that the creatures he commanded are after him for losing, he reveals that he's ''very allergic'' to bees ([[FridgeLogic how is he a God for them if he's allergic to them?]]) and lets out his best Creator/NicolasCage impression: "[[Film/TheWickerMan Oh no, not the bees! NOT THE BEES!! AAAAARRGH!!!]]"

-->''[[GoodBadBug YOU ARE LEAVING THE]]'' (enemy) ''[[https://youtu.be/xkX4KXggUWE?t=17m50s FOUNTAIN WITHOUT A RELIC.]]''

-->''Time for your daily dose of Vitamin D! ... struction.''

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VIW9rVd5sc 2016 April Fools' joke: The Manticore reveal video.]] Which not only makes for a ridiculous 'God' reveal, two other male narrators that stood in for the lore lady during her RageQuit time against Ratatoskr butt in to 'compete' on describing the Manticore and take potshots at each others' style. The best part? The lore lady getting taunted at not having her own announcer pack even if it's well-requested and some other announcers got them already.

-->''I don't hoard gold; I'm not a dragon. I'm just very careful with my money, okay?''

--> '''Redditor B:''' I bet Andy did it.

* On the Meta side of things, during E3 2016 Twitch asked HiRez Studios to make an ad for SMITE during one of the breaks. ([[https://www.twitch.tv/twitch/v/72590530?t=1h56m36s But they didn't.]])

-->''... [[NoSenseOfHumor No.]]''

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tkmt9eBZzsc Bacchus victory animation]] starts with him hanging out with one of his female followers, seeming as intrested in her as he is in his wine. Then he sees a massive hog come along, leading to him following it in a hungry chase. Seriously, all that is needed for this scene is some [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg Benny Hill music]].

*** And then they gave him an ElvisPresley skin.
* Anubis' victory in general, after a long time putting up with the stoic guardian standing up, he couldn't resist and broke into a dance... only to be shocked on the prospect that someone is looking, and quickly gets back to his silent guardian stance. After his remodel, he has a new dance... which got exposed quicker than his old one.

* MayanDoomsday has passed. But not that someone is not going to milk that joke for all it's worth, and it's kind of hilarious.

* Ah Muzen Cab's losing animation. When it turns out that the creatures he commanded are after him for losing, he reveals that he's ''very allergic'' to bees ([[FridgeLogic how is he a God for them if he's allergic to them?]]) and lets out his best NicolasCage impression: "[[Film/TheWickerMan Oh no, not the bees! NOT THE BEES!! AAAAARRGH!!!]]"
** Turns out there's a continuation. Denton tried to inject a restoration potion on Ah Muzen Cab while carrying a beehive. Ah Muzen Cab wakes up, the bees went back to the hive, while Denton ran off... and the beehive landed right on top of Ah Muzen Cab's head, freaking him out and setting the bees to chase after him again, and he gives another Nic Cage impression, "AUGH, MY EYES! MY EYEEES! AAAGH!"

* Thanatos' defeat animation just defines EpicFail for someone who is out to kill all Gods maliciously. He tried to claim Denton's soul, by just tapping his shoulder from behind... Denton fails to notice and continues to read his book. When he finally noticed, Denton just asked Thanatos to rub his butt... and Thanatos ''did''. When he realized what he was doing, he was so embarrassed he flew away with a FacePalm.

** Thanatos buying defensive items, since he's usually a bloodthirsty SoftspokenSadist, starts to sound like he's ''pouting'' because he just wants offensive items. One can wonder this is his response if [[MyBelovedSmother his mom (Nox) tells him that he's buying defensive items, no questions.]]

* Zeus' defeated animation as well. He couldn't adhere on how he lost, and in rage, he kicked his own shield on the ground. Only that the shield is ''way'' too thick that Zeus ended up hopping around holding his leg in pain of kicking his own shield.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zASc5WhdzPM Swagni.]] The old model for Agni was known for its peculiar run animation, which had a particular 'floaty' quality to it. Thus the Swagni jokes, which ended up as an AscendedMeme with the introduction of the above skin... which uses the old run animation! Add up also to this: It basically turns Agni into a swag pimp, the image of a twin-headed Fire God with pimp sunglasses, pimp coat, pimp hat (which are, aside of the sunglasses, [[RealMenWearPink purplish-pink colored]]) and his card is basically with Afro-dite and Neith clinging to his arms is just too funny to pass up. It also distorts Agni's voice hilariously and he speaks like a stereotypical pimp, with some hilarious PrecisionFStrike quotes to go.

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzlBvn7dO0s Derpules.]] [[RunningGag That is]]--[[DefiedTrope Ooh no, I'm not falling for that again!]] Basically, after the remodel, Hercules created a bit of a BrokenBase now that his personality is more of the somber guy rather than the BigFun BoisterousBruiser he's known as (so he doesn't make people cringe and grin again), as well as having complains about being OffModel that the head's size is disproportionate compared to his muscular body. Hi-Rez reads the complains... and then shows [[StylisticSuck what happens if they REALLY tried for an]] OffModel design. Derpules has the same voice set of new Hercules, only that it's distorted to the point it sounds like ''a chipmunk trying to sound badass'', while his head was shrunk ''even further'' that his neck is even bigger. Well, [[TrollingCreator guess Hi-Rez has a twisted sense of humor...]]

* Aphrodite taunting Ares on beating him with "The only thing endowed is your sword!" might sound normal, like Aphrodite saying Ares wields a big sword. But then, remember that Aphrodite is the only one willing to share a bed with Ares. Also, swords can also be used as a... phallic metaphor. Put the two two together, and Aphrodite's taunt get [[DoubleEntendre a whole]] [[GagPenis new]] [[BiggerIsBetterInBed hilarious meaning]].

* One of Hou Yi's beginning quotes is "Chang'e, I will be with you soon!". Of course, this is forgetting that he can be put in the ''same team'' as Chang'e. When this happens, it's like Hou Yi saying that, with Chang'e ''right behind him'' and feels like saying [[ImStandingRightHere "You've been here with me right at this moment, you know..."]], but can't, because she's TheVoiceless.
* Neiths [[http://youtu.be/zOZhtDGiZso victory dance]], which is pretty hilarious.
* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLtNrxHmsTc Smite Machinima]] series

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QrSp7jNjwQ Ratatoskr's reveal video]] Looks normal... until suddenly [[BreakingTheFourthWall Ratatoskr hijacks the narrator]] and starts telling tales about things that didn't happen, including beating Jotunn with Odin, rescuing Freya, and singlehandedly beating Loki and his children, pretty much making him a MartyStu of Norse Mythology much to the narrator's frustration. The narrator just plain gives up about finishing the rest of the video and a new male narrator ended up taking over for Ratatoskr's ability breakdowns.

** Thor : [[Music/MCHammer Hammer Time]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HoggoDdSWk The Mini-Machinima featuring Sol]]. A lot of fire-based deities (Agni, Ra, Apollo -- [[FridgeBrilliance Hey, he's associated with the sun]]) have hots for Sol, so they compete on wooing her all with their "Hi!" animation, all while Hou Yi watched from afar and looks smitten as well... just in time for Chang'e to deliver a well-deserved bitch slap for thinking of cheating. The winner, though? [[spoiler:Khepri]]. Really, all that's missing was for [[MemeticMutation Ymir to pop in and wave his usual "Hi!"]]
* The [[KingArthur King Artyr Tyr]] skin. The only time Tyr would joke... because it's not Tyr, it's King Arthur straight from ''Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail''! Comes with a lot more lines taken straight from that movie (and no, not just Arthur's lines, from many many other characters in the movie too), and they replaced his prosthetic hand into the shape of the KillerRabbit, and if his loading card is to be trusted, even Tyr is afraid!

* Command [[NoSenseOfHumor Tyr]] to laugh (VEL). He'll give you the most proper response:
-->''... [[SmallNo No.]]''

* Command Tyr to laugh (VEL). He'll give you the most proper response:

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VIW9rVd5sc 2016 April Fools' joke: The Manticore reveal video.]] Which not only makes for a ridiculous 'God' reveal, two other male narrators that stood in for the lore lady during her RageQuit time against Ratatoskr butt in to 'compete' on describing the Manticore and take potshots at each others' style. The best part? The lore lady getting taunted at not having her own announcer pack even if it's well-requested and some other announcers got them already.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VIW9rVd5sc 2016 April Fools' joke: The Manticore reveal video.]] Which not only makes for a ridiculous hero reveal, two other male narrators that stood in for the lore lady during her RageQuit time against Ratatoskr butt in to 'compete' on describing the Manticore and take potshots at each others' style. The best part? The lore lady getting taunted at not having her own announcer pack even if it's well-requested and some other announcers got them already.

--> '''Medusa:''' DON'T DO IT!

-> '''Athena:''' [[SoreLoser Pfft, you think you're good at weaving? Wanna have a contest?]]
-> '''Medusa:''' DON'T DO IT!

--> ''"Did I tell you about the time I had Thor put on a dress? He looked absolutely [[WholesomeCrossdresser faaaaabulooooous!]]"''

* The Dances; while a few have already been done in LeagueOfLegends, a few of the unique ones are genuinely good. A few examples of both:

* How about the fact that Ares is such a SoreLoser that he decides to [[TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou attack you]] when you lose.

* The [[KingArthur King Artyr Tyr]] skin. The only time Tyr would joke... because it's not Tyr, it's King Arthur straight from ''Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail''! Comes with a lot more lines taken straight from that movie (and no, not just Arthur's lines, from many many other characters in the movie too), and they replaced his prosthetic hand into the shape of the KillerRabbit, and if his loading card is to be trusted, even Tyr is afraid!