History Funny / ShortCircuit

''(upon being threatened by Number Five)'' "Newton Crosby, let us break wind!" (Let us run like the wind)

* Number Five: "Hey laser lips! Your momma was a snowblower!"
** Johnny reprogramming the pursuing SAINT prototypes, turning them into Film/TheThreeStooges.
* When Number 5 proves his sentience by noting things a ketchup stain looks like:

* When Newton inputs the command for Number 5 to return to Nova, the computer displays "Wouldn't you like to be a pepper too?", while Number 5 was reading a sign for a Dr. Pepper ad at a gas station.

* When Newton inputs the command for Number 5 to return to Nova, the computer displays “Wouldn’t you like to be a pepper too?”, while Number 5 was reading a sign for a Dr. Pepper ad at a gas station.

-->'''Howard:''' Great, great! So instead of $11 million on the loose, we have twenty-two!
-->'''Ben:''' [[NoSympathy And plus we are needing gas money.]]

-->'''Ben''': Newton Crosby, you must make instantaneous appearance!
-->'''Newton''': ''(causes the robot hand he's manipulating to flip Ben off)''
-->'''Ben''': Was that a "yes", or the number of your intelligence quotient?

-->"I am standing here beside myself." (I am beside myself)
-->"So now I am having no job to speak about. I will have to smack the sidewalk." (I have no job to speak of. I will have to pound the pavement)
-->"I have seen some strange, bizarre drivers, but you. You will be awarded a cake." (I have seen some strange, bizarre drivers, but you take the cake)
-->"Bimbo!" (Bingo)
-->"With excitement like this, who is needing enemas?"
-->"Newton, we are wasting valueless time!"
-->''(upon being threatened by Number Five)'' "Newton Crosby, let us break wind!" (Let us run like the wind)

-->'''Newton:''' So what do you think of her?
-->'''Ben:''' I am thinking she is a wirgin. Or at least used to be one.

-->'''Newton:''' Where are you from, anyway?
-->'''Ben:''' Bakersfield, originally.
-->'''Newton:''' No, I mean your ancestors.
-->'''Ben:''' Oh, them. UsefulNotes/{{Pittsburgh}}.

-->"Bye-bye, goofy woman. I enjoyed repeatedly throwing you to the ground."

--> '''Stephanie:''' Let go of me you mutation!
--> '''Frank:''' Goddammit, don't call me that!
--> '''Stephanie:''' You don't even know what it means!
--> '''Frank:''' Yeah, well I can find out!

'''Newton:''' Where!? (looks it over himself) Holy shit!\\

* After Johnny Five prompts Ben to ask Sandy out on a date. Ben goes along with it, but only after Johnny offers to help him out in asking her. So Johnny uses a neon sign to guide Ben. Unfortunately his interference gets some interference, so the sign reverts to its normal function, with Ben oblivious. Naturally, HilarityEnsues.

* Sandy's cab driver eagerly playing along while trying to decipher Ben's musical clues to his location.

** And these twi:

'''Howard:''' [[DudeNotFunny BEN!]]

** Johnny reprogramming the pursuing SAINT prototypes, turning them into...Film/TheThreeStooges.

-->'''Number Five:''' Maple leaf.\\

'''Number Five:''' No see shit. Where see shit?

* The scene where Johnny 5 dismantles that guy's car (in about 10 seconds), lays the pieces out in order, reads the manual and says, "Piece of Cake!"

--> '''Frank:''' Yeah... well... I can find out!

* The moment that Number Five/Johnny Five discovered the bookstore and begins heading towards it excitedly. By the time Fred catches back up to him, it looks like a tornado erupted inside the building.

* When Ben comes looking for Johnny Five and find him at the police station, he's chained up. When Johnny's told he's free to go, [[CardboardPrison the first thing he does is rip the heavy chains restraining him off the wall like paper]].
* After Johnny Five prompts Ben to ask Sandy out on a date. Ben goes along with it, but only after Johnny offers to help him out in asking her. So Johnny uses a neon sign to guide Ben. Unfortunately the sign starts to malfunction and naturally HilarityEnsues.

-->'''Ben''': It takes a tough man to make a tender. . . chicken?

-->'''Howard:''' What if it decides to melt down a bus full of nuns? How would you like to write the headline on that one?!
-->'''Ben:''' [[DudeNotFunny Nun soup?]]

* Any and all of Ben's {{Malaproper}} phrases.

* And this great Ben line:

** Well, that narrows it down.
* And this one:

* Just Ben in general.

* "Hey laser lips! Your momma was a snowblower!"

-->'''Number Five:''' Maple leaf.
-->'''Newton:''' Where!? (looks it over himself) Holy shit!

-->'''Number Five:''' ''Today'', Crosby! '''Today!'''

--> '''Stephanie's Ex:''' Goddammit, don't call me that!

--> '''Stephanie's Ex:''' Yeah... well... I can find out!

-->'''Newton:''' Holy shit!
-->'''Number Five:''' No shit. Where see shit?

-->'''Howard:''' What if it decides to melt down a bus full of nuns? How would you write the headline on that?!

-->'''Howard:''' Great! So instead of $11 million on the loose, we're going to have twenty-two!
-->'''Ben:''' [[NoSympathy Plus we are needing gas money.]]

* The scene where Johnny 5 dismantles that guy's car (in about 10 seconds), lays the pieces out in order, drops the manual and says, "Simple!"

-->'''Ben:''' Oh, them. Pittsburgh.

* Ben is generally pretty good for these. When Crosby was taking No. 2 (without permission) on his hunt for No. 5, Howard started freaking out some more.

** Johnny reprograming the pursuing SAINT prototypes, turning them into...Film/TheThreeStooges.
* When Number 5 proves his sentience by noting things a coffee stain looks like:

** Even funnier when you remember that, in his first attempt to capture Johnny Five, Skroder motivated his men first to move out, then to get into position both by shouting "Today, gentlemen, today!"