History Funny / SeriesThirtyAndThreeQuarters

** When confronted by an irritated Fuyutsuki nursing his cheek, Gendo smirks as the elder man realizes he set him up to take the brunt of the Doctor's rage.

Despite being more than five hundred meters away from the descending elevator car, the acoustic sensors at the midway point clearly picked up the distinct sound of [[ArmorPiercingSlap a slap]].

*** Leliel!Shinji attempts to guilt Shinji for fantasising about a woman, asking him what the woman would think if she knew he fantasied about her. Shinji just points out that the woman they're talking about is ''[[TheTease Misato]]'', who sent him a picture of her in a swimsuit with an arrow pointing to her breasts drawn on it. Leliel!Shinji admits that she wasn't exactly the best example to chose.

*** Which is arguably also awesome and heartwarming, in that Shinji manages to ''force'' Leliel to end the vision, and that, while the various nightmare potential futures aren't enough to get Shinji to force a vision to end, the idea of being intimate with ''[[BrotherSisterIncest his sister]]'' is. For all of Rei's fears of being rejected, hated, and feared for her origins, Shinji truly views her as his sister, regardless of what species she is or how she was created.

--->'''Shinji:''' [[BigNo NOPE]] [[RapidFireNo no no no]] not going there stop it stop it stop.\\

-->''Shinji Ikari stared into the void. Whether or not it stared back at him, he couldn't tell.''\\

-->'''Makoto:''' To be fair to Shinji, it ''was'' [[ActuallyPrettyFunny pretty funny]] until the [[MoodWhiplash screaming started]].

-->'''Shinji:''' [[BigNo NOPE]] [[RapidFireNo no no no]] not going there stop it stop it stop.\\

* The prequel to Episode 7 opens with the Doctor trying desperately to remember some important problem that he needed to fix. After he finds [[spoiler:Shinji attempting to bunk in the TARDIS for the night]], he assumes that this was what he needed to handle and promptly tries to sort things out with Misato over a phone call. At the very end, he leaves the console room, only to come rushing back as it turns out [[spoiler:the ''real'' problem was the TARDIS exploding and taking the planet with it. Which will happen in precisely 18 seconds]].

* After stumbling upon [[spoiler:the Rei clones, all of whom are naked]], Shinji asks Misato and the Doctor if either of them plan to [[NoPeekingRequest tell him to look away]]. When neither of them answer him, he eventually resorts to obscuring his own vision under a fez.

* The Doctor's excuse for not knowing whats going on:
--> '''The Doctor''': "Oh, I don't get out much, bit of a hermit and all that."\\
'''Bystander''': "You missed the gigantic aliens trying to kill us all?"\\
'''The Doctor''': "Is that what that noise was? I was wondering."
** Later he pulls a similar gag when Kensuke asks where The Doctor got the Sonic Screwdriver. When he replies "The Internet," Kensuke points out that the Internet hasn't existed since Second Impact, leading Doctor to reply, "That explains why it took so long. Never get the free shipping."
* The Doctor's reaction upon learning that Misato keeps her sunglasses in a Disney's "Little Mermaid" brand case.
* When Asuka accuses The Doctor and Shinji of being in "some sick pedophile thing";
--> '''The Doctor''' (towards Shinji, after denying the relationship): "You're not gonna take that personally are you? ''Bit'' of an age difference there, among other issues."\\
'''Shinji''': "That's not actually helping, you know..."
* The prequel to Episode 7 opens with the Doctor trying desperately to remember some important problem that he needed to fix. After he finds [[spoiler: Shinji attempting to bunk in the TARDIS for the night]], he assumes that this was what he needed to handle and promptly tries to sort things out with Misato over a phone call. At the very end, he leaves the console room, only to come rushing back as it turns out [[spoiler: the ''real'' problem was the TARDIS exploding and taking the planet with it. Which will happen in precisely eighteen seconds.]]

-->'''Rei:''' ([[QuizzicalTilt tilting her head]]) I'm... not quite certain how to interpret these sorts of things. Is it intended as an affectionate gesture?\\
''Asuka looks down. She and Shinji realise that his face his pressed up against her chest''\\

-->'''Gendo:''' ''([[OutOfCharacterMoment cheerfully]])'' NERV thanks you for your assistance with this matter, Doctor. If you enter this base again without my express permission, [[BlackComedy I do believe I shall have you shot]].\\

* After a ''very'' taxing day where the Doctor has had to explain who he is and what he's done several times, including people who tried to grill him ''again'' to try to figure out what he's really doing and where he's from (because extra-dimensional time travelling alien who just wants to help everyone is not, shall we say, the most convincing cover story), he snaps and delivers one of his {{Badass Boast}}s when Kaji asks who the Doctor is. When Kaji just looks confused, the Doctor realizes that Kaji wasn't in shock of who he was- Kaji honestly didn't know because he had been stuck in the elevator for several hours and genuinely didn't know who The Doctor was.
* After stumbling upon [[spoiler: the Rei clones, all of whom are naked]], Shinji asks Misato and The Doctor if either of them plan to [[NoPeekingRequest tell him to look away]]. When neither of them answer him, he eventually resorts to obscuring his own vision under a fez.
--> "You're both terrible role models, you know that?"

*** Specifically, he does this after Shinji asks him for advice on how to talk to her. It takes the Doctor a while to realise Shinji meant "How do I talk to a girl I have a crush on", rather than Shinji being afraid of what Rei is. All the while, the Doctor is trying to figure out what something he missed/forgot was, only to realise that it was the whole "Rei is Shinji's sister" ''after'' he realises Shinji has a crush on her. Shinji asks for some time in the [[BrainBleach Zero Room]].[[note]]A room in the TARDIS that is designed to assist with neurological healing, normal healing, and difficult regenerations[[/note]].

--> ''Shinji Ikari stared into the void. Whether or not it stared back at him, he couldn't tell.''\\
''Later...''\\

** Before ending up in Leliel, he's complaining that it's shown up during his regularly scheduled "Crazy Day," resulting in Misato having to repeatedly tell him to [[MemeticMutation "Get in the damned robot!"]]

--> '''Makoto:''' To be fair to Shinji, it ''was'' [[ActuallyPrettyFunny pretty funny]] until the [[MoodWhiplash screaming started]].

*** Leliel!Shinji attempts to guilt Shinji for fantasising about a woman, asking him what the woman would think if she knew he fantasied about her. Shinji just points out that the woman they're talking about is ''[[TheTease Misato]]'', who sent him a picture of her in a swim suit with an arrow pointing to her breasts drawn on it. Leliel!Shinji admits that she wasn't exactly the best example to chose.

--> '''Shinji:''' [[BigNo NOPE]] [[RapidFireNo no no no]] not going there stop it stop it stop.\\

'''Shinji:'''... what was that?\\

''Beat, techs glance at each other.''\\
'''The Doctor:''' ... [[RhetoricalQuestionBlunder tell me ]][[MyGodYouAreSerious you're joking]].\\

* In Episode 13, Misato [[{{Squee}} squees]] when she sees that Shinji has started to dress up like The Doctor.

* After stumbling upon [[spoiler: the Rei clones, all of whom are naked]], Shinji asks Misato and The Doctor if either of them plan to tell him to look away. When neither of them answer him, he eventually resorts to obscuring his own vision under a fez.

* The Doctor has administrative access to all of NERV's computer systems. He got this by [[ItMakesSenseInContext flirting with one of their AIs]].

* After a ''very'' taxing day where the Doctor has had to explain who he is and what he's done several times, including people who tried to grill him ''again'' to try to figure out what he's really doing and where he's from (because extra-dimensional time travelling alien who just wants to help everyone is not, shall we say, the most convincing cover story), he snaps and delivers one of his BadassBoasts when Kaji asks who the Doctor is. When Kaji just looks confused, the Doctor realizes that Kaji wasn't in shock of who he was- Kaji honestly didn't know because he had been stuck in the elevator for several hours and genuinely didn't know who The Doctor was.

** The Doctor eventually tells him that, as far as the DNA-equivalents that Angel flesh has are concerned, [[SupriseIncest Rei is his sister]]. Shinji freaks out hilariously.

** The Doctor eventually tells him that, as far as the DNA-equivalents that Angel flesh has are concerned, Rei is his sister. Shinji freaks out hilariously.

'''The Doctor:''' ... [[RhetoricalQuestionBlunder tell me ]][[MyGodAreYouSerious you're joking]].\\

'''The Doctor:''' ... [[RhetoricalQuestionblunder tell me you're joking]].\\