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** (Cue Eliza walking out of the apartment, leaving us with a glimpse of Bryn spearing into Charmonique.)

-->'''Charmonique'': And yet, they never do.

-->'''Bryn''': And yet, they never do.

-->'''Charmonique''': I see. And do you have a man, [[Film/{{Juno}}]]?

-->'''Charmonique''': I see. And do you have a man, [[Film/{{Juno}}]

-->'''Charmonique''': I see. And do you have a man, Juno?

* Cut to Bryn's apartment, she has cotton stuffed in her bloody nose. Charmonique has an ice pack on her neck.*

* Cut to ''Eliza's'' apartment, Charmonique's clothes are ripped*

* Cue Eliza walking out of the apartment, leaving us with a glimpse of Bryn spearing into Charmonique.*

* Eliza's introduction of the keynote speaker at Pharma-Con, mentioned as being a huge improvement from the previous year, is [[spoiler: "Here's this guy."]]

* Eliza's idea of being supportive of Henry's girlfriend: bake her a cake in the shape of [[ItMakesSenseInContext the human urinary tract.]] [[spoiler:It works!]]

* In the beginning of "Landline" Eliza heads to Henry's office when his assistant Charlie stops her. She goes through a list of people who might be in there, including choices that make sense before getting to Obama, and then losing her patience she says "Is it Tobey Maguire? Is it Tobey Maguire you little bitch?"

* In the beginning of "Landline" Eliza heads to Henry's office when his assistant Charlie stops her. She goes through a list of people who might be in there, including choices that make sense before getting to Obama, and then losing her patience she says "Is it Tobey Macguire? Is it Tobey MaGuire you little bitch?"

-->'''Saperstein''': ''You can't make love to a salad! What can I do to help?''

** In the same episode, Eliza and Charmonique try to find dates for Henry online. Perhaps it's due to UnresolvedSexualTension or denying their own feelings for Henry, but each woman only finds dates for him that resemble themselves resulting in a bar full of tall thin redheads, curvaceous African American women, and absolutely nothing in between.

* In "Never Block Cookies", Charmonique mentions how she's blocked a girl interested in Henry for no reason, later admitting "wants people to be happy, but on the other hand, I don't." So by the end of the episode, Henry goes off in a car with a woman, and Charmonique asks Eliza "Want me to block it?" Eliza is noncommittal. Charmonique says "Yeah, I'mma block it." She then takes her shoes off and runs down the street after the car.

* In Nugget of Wisdom, Henry has a flashback to "[[BlatantLies several years ago]]" in which he was obviously going through a K-pop phase.

* Eliza accidentally destroys Charmonique's very expensive collection of wigs and is desperately trying to find ways to raise the money to pay back a very angry and very disheveled Charmonique.

* Henry points out that many children unintentionally overdose on vitamins gummies and candies. How many calls per year does poison control get?
-->'''Eliza:''' An assload.
-->'''Henry:''' Eliza, the data, please.
-->'''Eliza:''' An estimated 50,000 calls per year. So, two assloads.
-->'''Henry:''' Wow. Two assloads.

* The fact that Henry thought the song "Everybody's Working For The Weekend" was actually about choosing to work during the weekend, and the ensuing attempts by his coworkers to correct him.

* In the episode "Un-Tag My Heart", Eliza, constantly texted by her work hook-up, and kicked out of Bryn's book club, decides to sleep with Freddy that night, to have the strength to avoid sleeping with him the rest of the week, like a "Cheat day" on one's diet. She walks outside, thinking [[TemptingFate "If texting Freddy was a bad idea, I'm sure the universe would give me a sign."]] She is then struck by a smart car. She gets up a second later, clutching her shoulder, but trying to shrug it off "I barely felt it. It didn't even hurt." Then she falls into an open manhole, and remarks the irony of falling into such a hole while thinking about a man.

Henry points out that many children unintentionally overdose on vitamins gummies and candies. How many calls per year does poison control get?

-->'"'Henry:''' Eliza, the data, please.
-->'''Eliza''' An estimated 50,000 calls per year. So, two assloads.
-->'''Henry''' Wow. Two assloads.

-->''Henry:''' Eliza, the data, please.

-->'''Henry''' Wow. Two Assloads.

'''Henry:''' Eliza, the data, please.
'''Eliza''' An estimated 50,000 calls per year. So, two assloads.
'''Henry''' Wow. Two Assloads.