History Funny / Seinfeld

''Davola''': Did you like it?\\

** Elaine tripping balls on muscle relaxers. "Stella!"

'''Kramer''': Didn't even think you were gonna use 'em.\\
'''George''': WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU DIDN'T THINK I WAS GONNA USE 'EM?!

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* In one scene, Kramer enters the doorway and says "Whaddya-" in a hoarse voice before exiting view to try it again.

** [[SkywardScream KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN!]]

** At the end when George leaves with his briefcase, the other members of the foundation have the exact conversation he was hoping to get evidence of:

** Jerry chases Newman through the apartment building because he puts two and two together about him helping Kramer steal his latest girlfriend from him. When he finally catches him:

** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=bSL4cmFW_GU Man hands]].
** Kramer's subplot, where he is mistaken for an employee in an upscale office and decides to go along with it. He even gets ulcers from working too hard on some reports for Leland, and [[LikeAnOldMarriedCouple sacrificing his relationship with Jerry in the process.]]

** George and Jerry's conversation about George being the bad boy.

** George gets arrested while bootlegging the movies:

** The fight between Frank Costanza and Elaine after George gets arrested for bootlegging movies:

** The first time Jerry meets Brody the bootlegger, things are a little tense:

** Jerry is recruited by Brody to shoot another bootleg movie after being forced into doing the first one. He confronts Kramer about it:

** And Jerry acting like a finicky director when Brody won't give him what he wants. In fact, the whole theme of tying bootlegging in to directing movies is hilarious.

** Previously, Kramer tries to bootleg the movie, with predictably disastrous results.

** Kramer helping George to participate in "the timeless art of seduction" by taking sexy photos of him drags even more [[DeadpanSnarker Deadpan Snark]] out of Jerry than usual.

** The conversation that makes George consult Kramer for the job is a truly stellar CallBack:

** Newman's entire interrogation of Jerry for suspicion of mail fraud.

** After this scene, we get Newman walking down the street, angrily and obsessively muttering "Jerry. Jerry. Jerry. Jerry! Jerry..."
** The ending, where George and the male clerk at the one-hour photo place have exchanged scantily clad photos, which Newman calls an "ill-conceived mail-order pornography ring":

** George bursts into Jerry's apartment to rant about how he can't listen to the "Risk Management" cassette tapes because the guy on it sounds exactly like him:

** Frank has war flashbacks during the Jewish singles night dinner and knocks food out of people's hands ("Don't eat it! It's no good!"), culminating with tipping over the main food table. The action [[FreezeFrameEnding freezes]] mid-tip.

** Elaine finally wrings Eddie's DarkAndTroubledPast out of him: "I went out on a couple of dates with this woman, I thought she really liked me, and then things kind of cooled off."
** George, who has recently complained that audiobooks have "ruined him," i.e. negatively affected his ability to read, has a chat with a blind man on the subway:

** George calls Jerry:

** Kramer saying goodnight to each of the Japanese businessmen while putting them to bed in his new chest of drawers.
** After successfully testing the ''Jerry'' pilot with Kramer's Japanese businessmen friends, George is full of renewed optimism and plans to make another pitch to NBC (the Nakahama Broadcast Corporation, that is). When he starts asking Jerry [[HereWeGoAgain if he thinks Ms. Yoshimura, the Nakahama Broadcast Corporation executive, liked him]], Jerry closes the door in his face.[[labelnote:note]][[DontExplainTheJoke This being exactly how the Susan storyline started.]][[/labelnote]]

** A scene later, Kramer unknowingly pours tomato juice on his cereal.

** Kramer's protest banner outside his window:

** As Kramer and Jerry switch apartments, Jerry asks Kramer to get rid of his ventriloquist dummy Mr. Marbles.

** Newman on the Kenny Rogers chicken: [[RhymesOnADime "It's the wood that makes it good."]]
** The scene where Kramer is hooked on Kenny Rogers chicken and has to pretend he still hates it to Jerry so that he doesn't have to move back into his old apartment.

** Newman after trying to pretend he likes broccoli: "Vile weed!"
** The subplot with George losing Elaine's sable hat, which she needs to prove that it's a business expense. Later, she buys a much cheaper imitation sable hat off the street and is called on it:

** The final scene, where Elaine has to travel to Burma to get J. Peterman to sign off on her Nutria hat company purchase. At one point, he asks out of nowhere:

** He schemes to leave something at her apartment so he can go retrieve it later and therefore have an easy in for a second date. It fails when the item he leaves behind (the aforementioned rat hat) goes missing. So he steals her clock in retaliation. She wants to meet him in the park later- he thinks she's going to make the trade and he'll get the rat hat back, but she just wants to have a second date with him instead. When she asks what's in the bag he's carrying:

** Elaine, abstaining from sex during the episode because her latest boyfriend Ben has to concentrate on passing the doctor exam, has become really dumb. At one point she does a crossword puzzle:

** Elaine saying "giant freak head" and "I'm a walkin' candy apple!" is very funny too.
** Tom Gallop as Alan, the bad breaker-upper, has some great lines as well. "Tough luck, Chinless."
** George goes to lunch with Estelle and Frank to get ammo for his meeting with the condo board to have a better sob story than the man who sunk on the Andrea Doria. He doesn't get very far:

What do you mean, ''[[SeinfeldIsUnfunny Seinfeld]]'' [[SeinfeldIsUnfunny is unfunny]]? These [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments moments]] from [[Series/{{Seinfeld}} the classic sitcom]] prove otherwise.

* Perhaps the ultimate example of SeinfeldIsUnfunny:

** A scene later is great, when Jerry is practically orgasming while eating his soup:
--->'''George''': I don't know how you can sit there eating and not even offer me any.\\

** George tries again, and notices:
--->'''George''': ''(checking bag)'' Bread. Beautiful.\\

** When Jerry chooses soup over the woman he's dating:
--->'''Elaine''': Yeah, you know what I just realized? Suddenly, George has become much more normal than you.\\

* It starts with Kramer adopting a highway ([[http://www.adoptahighway.com/ a volunteer litter clean-up program done in exchange for corporate or personal branding]].) Kramer then decides to turn "his" section of the highway into a "two-lane comfort zone", attempting to invoke the image of luxury class transportation. [[NiceJobBreakingItHero Commuters in four lanes of highway on a very busy road suddenly converting into two don't appreciate this]]. So he goes out late at night with a 55-gallon drum of paint thinner to undo his mistake. [[OhCrap He then spills the stuff all over the road.]] Bottom line: Newman drives his mail truck full of fish[[note]]from a very particular Chinese food place that doesn't deliver to Elaine's building[[/note]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEpLncBG_Nw through a wall of fire.]]

''(Kramer spills his paint thinner)''\\

'''Newman''': ''(singing)'' You're once...twice...three times a lady ♫--''(runs over said sewing machine with a loud clang)'' ...the hell was that?\\

''(Elaine starts swerving back and forth, unknowingly dropping a very rusted out sewing machine from the trunk of her car.)''\\

'''Newman''': ''(singing)'' You're once~ twice~ three times a lady~--''(runs over said sewing machine with a loud clang)'' ...the hell was that?\\

'''Newman''': ...oh you're once, twice, three times--('''''FWOOOOSH!''''') AAAAHHHHHH! AAAAAHHHH!!! OH, THE HUMANITY!!!