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* The very first shot of the very first episode has Scott tossing his WiiU out the window.

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* The very first shot of the very first episode has Scott tossing his WiiU UsefulNotes/WiiU out the window.



-->This is one of the worst experiences I've had in quite a while. Which is actually quite nice, this game made me realise I have a pretty solid life if I'm getting angry at a seven dollar WiiWare game from 2011.

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-->This is one of the worst experiences I've had in quite a while. Which is actually quite nice, this game made me realise I have a pretty solid life if I'm getting angry at a seven dollar WiiWare UsefulNotes/WiiWare game from 2011.
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[[caption-width-right:350:"The coupons were expired, I just couldn't help myself."]]
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** The ending where [[GainaxEnding Scott finds coupons for cake mix in one of the games, cut to him laying in a pile of cake mix boxes.]]

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** The ending (pictured) where [[GainaxEnding Scott finds coupons for cake mix in one of the games, [[GainaxEnding cut to him laying in a pile of cake mix boxes.]]
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** The ending where [[Gainax Ending Scott finds coupons for cake mix in one of the games, cut to him laying in a pile of cake mix boxes.]]

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** The ending where [[Gainax Ending [[GainaxEnding Scott finds coupons for cake mix in one of the games, cut to him laying in a pile of cake mix boxes.]]
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** Scott finding coupons for cake mix in one of the games, cut to him laying in a pile of cake mix boxes.
--> '''Scott:''' ''The coupons were expired, I couldn't help myself''

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** The ending where [[Gainax Ending Scott finding finds coupons for cake mix in one of the games, cut to him laying in a pile of cake mix boxes.
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--> '''Scott:''' ''The coupons were expired, I just couldn't help myself''myself.''
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** Scott finding coupons for cake mix in one of the games, cut to him laying in a pile of cake mix boxes.
--> '''Scott:''' ''The coupons were expired, I couldn't help myself''
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* Get Rich Quick
** Scott gets into debt by accidentally leaning on the keyboard too long on the [[InventionalWisdom Buy House Button]].
--> I bought f[[SoundEffectBeep *beep*]]-ing twenty of them!
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''(Scott taking mediction)''\\

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''(Scott taking mediction)''\\medication)''\\



AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!\\
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* Microconsoles:
** The Ouya's durability test. Read: Hitting it at chest height with a hammer. It doesn't survive.
** When Scott is about to order the Mad Catz Mojo, he looks up the price only to get a phone call as he does so.
--> '''Scott:''' Y'ello?
--> '''Questioning Max:''' Hey, Scott! Your old pal Questioning Max here. Who is our lord and savior?
--> (Scott sees the [[CrackisCheaper price]])
--> '''Scott: JESUS CHRIST!!'''
** Scott ends the episode with a surprisingly in-depth rant about how micro consoles are, and always have been, a bad idea. It's an impressive display of him ruthlessly tearing them down... Before he then abruptly rants about how he thinks he has scoliosis.


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''(Scott, nonchalant, back in the main room)''\\
Yeah, those games were pretty bad.

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* From "Shovelware Variety Hour":
** Slapping a big stack of Shovelware Wii games on his desk.
--> "Did somebody order terrible?"
** "Oh my little Jimmy loves the Wii and he fucking hates chickens!"
** The fact that he accidentally used a remix of WesternAnimation/TheNutshack's [[MemeticMutation theme]] when talking about Ninjabread Man
** Commenting on how Anubis II is just a re-skin of Ninjabread Man.
-->"This reminds me of like...[[Franchise/ShinMegamiTenseiPersona Persona]] or something."
** And then how he does the same for Rock 'N Roll Adventures
-->"Rock 'N Roll Adventure is a- [[SuddenlyShouting SON OF A]] '''[[SuddenlyShouting BITCH!!!]]'''
* And from it's sequel:
** "[[{{Squick}} This game pisses in the shower, it's disgusting.]]"
** His very brief look at Yamaha Supercross.
--> '''Scott:''' Moving onto Yamaha Supercross.
--> Showcase of a very short gameplay clip of Scott crashing into a wall
--> '''Scott:''' ''No.''
** Scott going on a seemingly ''very'' angry rant about [=KidFit=] Island Resort...[[SoOkayItsAverage only for him to rank it in the middle of the list of games.]]


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* From "Shovelware Variety Hour":
** Slapping a big stack of Shovelware Wii games on his desk.
--> "Did somebody order terrible?"
** "Oh my little Jimmy loves the Wii and he fucking hates chickens!"
** The fact that he accidentally used a remix of WesternAnimation/TheNutshack's [[MemeticMutation theme]] when talking about Ninjabread Man
** Commenting on how Anubis II is just a re-skin of Ninjabread Man.
-->"This reminds me of like...[[Franchise/ShinMegamiTenseiPersona Persona]] or something."
** And then how he does the same for Rock 'N Roll Adventures
-->"Rock 'N Roll Adventure is a- [[SuddenlyShouting SON OF A]] '''[[SuddenlyShouting BITCH!!!]]'''
* And from it's sequel:
** "[[{{Squick}} This game pisses in the shower, it's disgusting.]]"
** His very brief look at Yamaha Supercross.
--> '''Scott:''' Moving onto Yamaha Supercross.
--> Showcase of a very short gameplay clip of Scott crashing into a wall
--> '''Scott:''' ''No.''
** Scott going on a seemingly ''very'' angry rant about [=KidFit=] Island Resort...[[SoOkayItsAverage only for him to rank it in the middle of the list of games.]]

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!!General



* The end of the "Polybius" episode. All of it.
** Scott trying to hunt the Polybius cabinet only for it to appear behind him and start chasing him.
** Scott destroying the cabinet by throwing a bat at it.
** The fate of his "Halloween Watermelon".


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!!Season 1 (1-50)

* The very first shot of the very first episode has Scott tossing his WiiU out the window.
* Worst Games of all Time:
** Scott's theory on how the worst games of all time were made leads him to one figure, Mr. Scoliosis.
--> '''Voice offscreen:''' Ah, my *beep*-ing back!\\
'''Scott:''' That must be him!\\
(2 hours later)\\
'''Scott:''' Yeah, [[RealityEnsues turns out those games were bad due to mismanagement and not because a guy with a curved spine]].
** Number 9 is 101-in-1 Explosive Megamix
-->This is one of the worst experiences I've had in quite a while. Which is actually quite nice, this game made me realise I have a pretty solid life if I'm getting angry at a seven dollar WiiWare game from 2011.
** The ending.
-->Wow, oh wow! Who knew video games could be so bad? Hopefully those games didn't affect my sanity too much.\\
''(Scott driving)''\\
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!\\
''(Scott standing in the game room)''\\
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!\\
''(Scott in the shower fully clothed)''\\
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!\\
''(Scott in a cornfield)''\\
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!\\
''(Scott signing a timeshare)''\\
(silence)\\
''(Scott taking mediction)''\\
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!\\
''(Scott pouring milk)''\\
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
* The end of the "Polybius" episode. All of it.
** Scott trying to hunt the Polybius cabinet only for it to appear behind him and start chasing him.
** Scott destroying the cabinet by throwing a bat at it.
** The fate of his "Halloween Watermelon".


!!Season 2 (51-100)


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!!Season 3 (101-)
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* Scott's opening statement on cheat codes.
--> Scott: Cheat codes! What separated the men from the '''[[SuddenlyShouting SCUMBAGS!!!]]'''
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--> '''Scott''': Three pets died [[ItMakesSenseInContext and my foot hurts]]. ''But...'' I have one last shot to make things right, because I will start to raise Daniel from Film/TheKarateKid- [[EpicFail [=* immediately drops him*=] ]] ...''Fuck sake...''

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--> '''Scott''': Three pets died [[ItMakesSenseInContext and my foot hurts]]. ''But...'' I have one last shot to make things right, because I will start to raise Daniel from Film/TheKarateKid- [[EpicFail [=* immediately [=*immediately drops him*=] ]] ...''Fuck sake...''
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--> '''Scott''': Three pets died [[ItMakesSenseInContext and my foot hurts]]. ''But...'' I have one last shot to make things right, because I will start to raise Daniel from Film/TheKarateKid- [=*[[EpicFail immediately drops him]]*=] ...''Fuck sake...''

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--> '''Scott''': Three pets died [[ItMakesSenseInContext and my foot hurts]]. ''But...'' I have one last shot to make things right, because I will start to raise Daniel from Film/TheKarateKid- [=*[[EpicFail [[EpicFail [=* immediately drops him]]*=] ...him*=] ]] ...''Fuck sake...''
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--> '''Scott''': Three pets died [[ItMakesSenseInContext and my foot hurts]]. ''But...'' I have one last shot to make things right, because I will start to raise Daniel from Film/KarateKid- [=*[[EpicFail immediately drops him*=] ...''Fuck sake...''

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--> '''Scott''': Three pets died [[ItMakesSenseInContext and my foot hurts]]. ''But...'' I have one last shot to make things right, because I will start to raise Daniel from Film/KarateKid- Film/TheKarateKid- [=*[[EpicFail immediately drops him*=] ...him]]*=] ...''Fuck sake...''

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--> Scott: Hey guys! Condoms, right?
--> Chaperone: [[NoIndoorVoice WHY AREN'T YOU FUCKING!?]]

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--> Scott: '''Scott''': Hey guys! Condoms, right?
--> Chaperone: '''Chaperone''': [[NoIndoorVoice WHY AREN'T YOU FUCKING!?]]FUCKING!?]]
* The ''entirety'' of the Chia Pets episode.
** The RunningGag of him breaking each Chia Pet he buys mere seconds after unboxing them.
--> '''Scott''': Three pets died [[ItMakesSenseInContext and my foot hurts]]. ''But...'' I have one last shot to make things right, because I will start to raise Daniel from Film/KarateKid- [=*[[EpicFail immediately drops him*=] ...''Fuck sake...''
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** Pretty much every intro and outro is absolutely hilarious, but the intro for the "Reboots" episode easily takes the cake, where Scott comes up with a bunch of possible replacements for his iconic "Hey all, Scott here!" catchphrase.
** Any time Scott insults ''[[VideoGame/ChibiRobo Chibi Robo: Zip Lash]]'', ranging from a simple joke to ''throwing the box in the toilet''.
** The end of the "Polybius" episode. All of it.
*** Scott trying to hunt the Polybius cabinet only for it to appear behind him and start chasing him.
*** Scott destroying the cabinet by throwing a bat at it.
*** The fate of his "Halloween Watermelon".
** It's also worth mentioning that pretty much every time Scott does an extended skit for one of his episodes, such as "A Very Madden 08 Christmas" and "It's Awesome, Baby!", is sure to be utterly hilarious.

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** * Pretty much every intro and outro is absolutely hilarious, but the intro for the "Reboots" episode easily takes the cake, where Scott comes up with a bunch of possible replacements for his iconic "Hey all, Scott here!" catchphrase.
** * Any time Scott insults ''[[VideoGame/ChibiRobo Chibi Robo: Zip Lash]]'', ranging from a simple joke to ''throwing the box in the toilet''.
** * The end of the "Polybius" episode. All of it.
*** ** Scott trying to hunt the Polybius cabinet only for it to appear behind him and start chasing him.
*** ** Scott destroying the cabinet by throwing a bat at it.
*** ** The fate of his "Halloween Watermelon".
** * It's also worth mentioning that pretty much every time Scott does an extended skit for one of his episodes, such as "A Very Madden 08 Christmas" and "It's Awesome, Baby!", is sure to be utterly hilarious.

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* Generally, any intro to his videos is gaurenteed to be golden.

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* Generally, any ** Pretty much every intro to and outro is absolutely hilarious, but the intro for the "Reboots" episode easily takes the cake, where Scott comes up with a bunch of possible replacements for his videos iconic "Hey all, Scott here!" catchphrase.
** Any time Scott insults ''[[VideoGame/ChibiRobo Chibi Robo: Zip Lash]]'', ranging from a simple joke to ''throwing the box in the toilet''.
** The end of the "Polybius" episode. All of it.
*** Scott trying to hunt the Polybius cabinet only for it to appear behind him and start chasing him.
*** Scott destroying the cabinet by throwing a bat at it.
*** The fate of his "Halloween Watermelon".
** It's also worth mentioning that pretty much every time Scott does an extended skit for one of his episodes, such as "A Very Madden 08 Christmas" and "It's Awesome, Baby!",
is gaurenteed sure to be golden.utterly hilarious.
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Scott has definately made a reputation for being one of the funniest modern internet reviewers, with his sarcasm heavy reviews and great comedic writing. Such examples include:

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Scott has definately definitely made a reputation for being one of the funniest modern internet reviewers, with his sarcasm heavy reviews and great comedic writing. Such examples include:
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** In the end, Scott accidentally brings up Donkey Kong Barrel Blast and undoes all his hard work at obtaining his v-card, sadly proclaiming how he'll never be a virgin at this rate.

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** In the end, Scott accidentally brings up Donkey Kong Barrel Blast and undoes all his hard work at obtaining his v-card, sadly proclaiming how he'll never be a virgin at this rate.rate.
*From ''Homecoming'':
** Scott proves to be great at starting conversations...
--> Scott: Hey guys! Condoms, right?
--> Chaperone: [[NoIndoorVoice WHY AREN'T YOU FUCKING!?]]
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--> (SmashCut to Scott on the phone)
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** Scott going on a seemingly ''very'' angry rant about [=KidFit=] Island Resort...[[SoOkayItsAverage only for him to rank it in the middle of the list of games.]]

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** Scott going on a seemingly ''very'' angry rant about [=KidFit=] Island Resort...[[SoOkayItsAverage only for him to rank it in the middle of the list of games.]]]]
* Many, many, MANY highlights from his video on Viral Games.
** The whole video is his quest to get a v-card. By discussing games that apparently just repel any and all sex.
** Scott just screaming into a mic during his Happy Wheels clips.
** Scott's reaction to the Slenderman.
--> "OH, SHIT, IT'S A WHITE GUY!"
** Scott's attitude towards [[VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys Five Nights at Freddy's]] and the multitudes of sequels.
--> Scott: Now, the developer, Scott Cawthon made a [[VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys2 sequel]], so I could definitely try out that one to see if it grabs me. And if that one doesn't do it, how about [[VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys3 this]] one? Or [[VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys4 this]] one? Maybe [[VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddysSisterLocation this]] one! [[VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddysWorld This]] one might do it.
--> [[Creator/ScottCawthon Scott Cawthon]]: Hello, this is Scott Cawthon.
--> Scott: STOP.
** Scott asks if games going viral automatically makes them good.
--> Scott: (Laughing) [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]] no!
** In the end, Scott accidentally brings up Donkey Kong Barrel Blast and undoes all his hard work at obtaining his v-card, sadly proclaiming how he'll never be a virgin at this rate.
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-->"Rock 'N Roll Adventure is a- [[SuddenlyShouting SON OF A]] ''''[[SuddenlyShouting BITCH!!!]]''''

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-->"Rock 'N Roll Adventure is a- [[SuddenlyShouting SON OF A]] ''''[[SuddenlyShouting BITCH!!!]]'''' '''[[SuddenlyShouting BITCH!!!]]'''
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-->"Rock 'N Roll Adventure is a- [[SuddenlyShouting SON OF A]] [[SuddenlyShouting ''''BITCH!!!'''']]

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-->"Rock 'N Roll Adventure is a- [[SuddenlyShouting SON OF A]] [[SuddenlyShouting ''''BITCH!!!'''']] ''''[[SuddenlyShouting BITCH!!!]]''''

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** "This reminds me of like...Persona or something."

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** "This Commenting on how Anubis II is just a re-skin of Ninjabread Man.
-->"This
reminds me of like...Persona [[Franchise/ShinMegamiTenseiPersona Persona]] or something.""
** And then how he does the same for Rock 'N Roll Adventures
-->"Rock 'N Roll Adventure is a- [[SuddenlyShouting SON OF A]] [[SuddenlyShouting ''''BITCH!!!'''']]
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--> '''Scott:''' ''No.''

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--> '''Scott:''' ''No.''''
** Scott going on a seemingly ''very'' angry rant about [=KidFit=] Island Resort...[[SoOkayItsAverage only for him to rank it in the middle of the list of games.]]
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** His very brief look of Yamaha Supercross

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** His very brief look of at Yamaha SupercrossSupercross.
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--> ''Scott:'' Moving onto Yamaha Supercross.

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--> ''Scott:'' '''Scott:''' Moving onto Yamaha Supercross.



--> ''Scott:'' '''No.'''

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--> ''Scott:'' '''No.''''''Scott:''' ''No.''
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Hey all, Scott's funny moments here!
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Scott has definately made a reputation for being one of the funniest modern internet reviewers, with his sarcasm heavy reviews and great comedic writing. Such examples include:

*Generally, any intro to his videos is gaurenteed to be golden.
*From "Shovelware Variety Hour":
** Slapping a big stack of Shovelware Wii games on his desk.
--> "Did somebody order terrible?"
** "Oh my little Jimmy loves the Wii and he fucking hates chickens!"
** The fact that he accidentally used a remix of WesternAnimation/TheNutshack's [[MemeticMutation theme]] when talking about Ninjabread Man
** "This reminds me of like...Persona or something."
*And from it's sequel:
** "[[{{Squick}} This game pisses in the shower, it's disgusting.]]"
** His very brief look of Yamaha Supercross
--> ''Scott:'' Moving onto Yamaha Supercross.
--> Showcase of a very short gameplay clip of Scott crashing into a wall
--> ''Scott:'' '''No.'''

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