History Funny / SFDebrisStarTrekTheNextGeneration

* From "Encounter at Farpoint, Part I":

* From "Encounter at Farpoint, Part II":

* From "The Naked Now":

* "Code of Honor":

* From "The Last Outpost":

* In the early episode "Where No One Has Gone Before" the Enterprise is sent to the edge of the known universe, an area where the crew's thoughts manifest as reality. This causes Worf's childhood pet (a weird alien animal called a targ) to appear which causes Tasha Yar to say "You're telling me its a kitty cat?"(!) Chuck spends a while berating her for this stupidity then the episode continues. An actual cat then manifests. Chuck(as Tasha): "Oh look!!! A Frog!!!"

** "'Justice' is the Anime/{{Voltron}} of Star Trek suck. It takes the inane paradise planet with fake deity of TOS, the ''Voyager'' weak one-word title, the ''Enterprise'' bumbling-about-like-idiots approach, the painfully bad comedy of DS9, and the TNG characters trying to be as unlikeable as possible."
* From "The Battle":
** "I think the only good things he ever did for Star Trek was Q Who and leaving."
* From ''Hide and Q'', when Picard compliments Riker over [[http://sfdebris.com/videos/startrek/t111.php not using his newly granted Q powers to save a little girl.]]

* "Haven":

* From "Datalore":

* "Angel One":

* From "When the Bough Breaks":
** "You spent your childhood learning calculus, Riker. She spent hers trying to protect herself and her sister from the roving rape gangs on Planet Mad Max. Think we can forgive her of her ignorance of galactic legends."

* From "The Arsenal of Freedom":

* From "Skin of Evil":

* From "Conspiracy":

* From "The Neutral Zone":
** The review begins with Chuck agreeing with Picard that we shouldn't be obsessed with the accumulation of material possessions, only to urge the viewers to buy [=DVDs=] of the first season of Star Trek: The Next Generation, with [[SarcasmMode groundbreaking episodes]] such as "The Naked Now", "Justice", and "Code of Honor".
* From "The Child":

* From ''Where Silence has Lease''

* "The Outrageous Okona":

* In ''Loud as a Whisper'' he mentions how the episode was pitched as a way to help dispel myths about the deaf. Cut to Picard trying to communicate.

* From "The Measure of a Man":

* From "The Dauphin":

* From "The Royale":
** Chuck making fun of how Worf, Data, and Riker are unfamiliar with the concept of room service by compiling clips from the other Star Trek series with characters familiar with this concept and ending the compilation with Data and Riker confused and with the caption "The finest minds in Starfleet."
* From "Pen Pals":

* From "Q Who":

* Taking his sarcasm {{Up To Eleven}} while talking about the way "Up the Long Ladder" plays up the danger of a solar flare...when there had been one just a month previously.

* From "Peak Performance", one of Picard's options in a no-win situation involving an alien named Kolrami is to [[KonamiCode put in the Kolrami code to get an extra thirty lives]].
* When Data brings out a particularly farfetched bit of speculation in "Shades of Grey," Chuck provides both a hilarious mockery and a hilarious explanation:

* From TNG's "Evolution"

*** For extra funny points, the people on the other side of the line are the incomprehensible aliens from "Darmok", apparently the Debris!Trek-verse versions of the OperatorFromIndia.

* From "Who Watches The Watchers":

* From "The Bonding" review:

* "Booby Trap" finishes with Chuck telling us to check out his Twitter feed to stay up to date with the website issues, where we'll get a bunch of explanations for why videos are late, plus "Why is there a bird on my pillow watching me sleep?" And then the stinger: "[[{{VideoGame/Portal2}} Bird! Bird! Kill it! It's evil!]]"
** There is a scene in "Booby Trap" where Riker talks about the trap that's draining the shields and exposing the crew to deadly radation. Chuck!Riker finishes with "The only solution is to give into despair and [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica transform into witches]]."

* From "The Enemy":

* From "The Defector":

* From "The Hunted":

* From "Deja Q":

* From "The Offspring":

* From "Sins of the Father":

* From "Captain's Holiday":

* From "Hollow Pursuits":

* Throughout "The Most Toys", frequently riffing that Kivas Fajo is lucky he'd abducted Data instead of [[EvilTwin Lore]].

* From Sarek review, after Sarek has Mind Melded with Picard.

* From the description of the episode, "Ménage à Troi"

* "Family":
** ALL of Chuck's lines for Picard's brother Robert [[SarcasmMode "the Happiest man in Europe"]] Picard, regarding how hilariously dickish (''Where you going? I was getting my best curse words ready ya baldy skidmark!'') and miserable (''I had an orgasm once. I didn't care for it'') he acts with his "barely concealed rural rage", directly comparing him to both the Banjo kid from Deliverance and Jason Voorhees in terms of people skills. One quote that stands out is "I think Robert missed his true calling, running an orphanage in a Creator/CharlesDickens novel." The children-hating thing must run in the blood.

* Chuck explaining why the "Brothers" review was delayed. By throwing in clips of flooding from various film, from ''Superman'' to ''2012'' [[note]]His bathroom flooded forcing him to delay it.[[/note]] One must wonder if Chuck does montages as a form of stress release.

** When security's preparing to take the bridge back, Chuck mentions all the times in the past that Enterprise's security team has looked absolutely Looney Tunes, but says now's the time to prove their worth. "Now is the time you rise." Cue Data utterly trouncing them to Yakety Sax.
* From "Suddenly Human":

* From "Remember Me":

* From "The Wounded":

* In "Clues" there is a running gag of Data coming up with different far-fetched explanations for the discrepencies everyone notices, and Picard not believing any of them--all of the explanations being the plots from other Star Trek episodes or films.

* "First Contact": Picard confirming Archer's {{Unperson}} status: "His name tastes heinous!"

* From "Night Terrors":

* From "The Nth Degree", Geordi and Barclay's back-and-forth, especially how the last digit of Pi is "chunky".
** Also from "The Nth Degree", Chucks conversation with John.

* From the review of "Q-pid", Chuck muses on how the Enterprise is used for receptions, a Space Holiday Inn, if you will, culminating in the mental image of Worf chasing a shriner down the hallways.
** Also from "Q-pid", Q asks what Robin Hood is most famous for. After Q brush off "steals from the rich and gives to the poor", Chuck starts naming other famous deeds, each time cutting back to Q's "Besides that" response.
* From "The Drumhead":

* "Darmok":

* "Ensign Ro": Ro is ordered by Riker to not wear her Bajoran earring, and later, during the briefing, she snidely mentions how [[CustomUniformOfSexy Troi is allowed to wear her cleavage-laden uniform]] and Worf is allowed to wear his metallic sash. [[DeadpanSnarker "Hey, nice bandolier, Chewbacca. I bet that's standard issue..."]]
* From "Disaster":

* "The Game":

* In "A Matter of Time," originally posted Nov. 23, 2013, Chuck talks about how the episode has Matt Frewer, star of a short-lived sitcom called ''Doctor, Doctor'', as a supposed time traveler in a tiny craft who shows up just as a historical crisis is about to go down. He keeps getting the feeling there's ''something'' [[Recap/DoctorWho50thASTheDayOfTheDoctor he should be remembering...]]
** For added laughs, ''Doctor, Doctor'' produced the theme song Chuck used on the early Doctor Who reviews.

* From "Conundrum":

* From "Power Play":

* From "Ethics"

* The NoodleImplements involved in non-gendered sex in "The Outcast".
* From "Cause and Effect"

* From the TNG episode "The First Duty"

* From "The Perfect Mate":

* From "I Borg":

* From "The Next Phase":

* From "The Inner Light":

* From "Relics":

* From "True Q":

* Chuck does not approve of "Rascals":

* From "The Quality of Life":

* The "Chain of Command" reviews:

--->'''Chuck''': Anyway, Jellico finally arrives. He's played by Ronnie Cox. You might remember him from ''Film/BeverlyHillsCop'', ''[[Film/RoboCop1987 RoboCop]]'', ''Series/CopRock'', ''Film/BeverlyHillsCopII'' and his most famous work: ''Cop Cop Part Cop: Still Copping''.
** Picard's shaking off the Cardassians escorting him out of the interrogation room becomes a drunk Patrick Stewart yelling at cops.

* From "Ship in a Bottle":

* From "Face of the Enemy":

* From "Tapestry":

* From "Starship Mine":

* From "Lessons":

* "The Chase" has Galen giving Picard a priceless artifact. Cut to ''Film/StarTrekGenerations'', where Picard tosses it aside to save a photo album.
* From "Frame of Mind":

* From "Second Chances":

* From "Timescape":

* From "Descent: Part 1":

* From "Descent: Part 2":

* From "Phantasms":

* "Parallels":

* ''Sub Rosa'''s review starting with, instead of "99 Luftballoons", the ''Franchise/{{Ghostbusters}}'' theme.

* The entire riff on Picard holding a phallic object in front of his crotch in "Masks", suspecting that Stewart and Frakes knew exactly what it looked like and did it deliberately.

* When describing the USS Pasteur in the reviews of "All Good Things..."

'''Geordi:''' *[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere leaves]]*

* In the "Cause and Effect" review, Worf is such a horrible poker player that he's hocked Alexander for gambling money.

--->'''Picard:''' Don't scuff up the table, huh? Well, I'm the captain, and I'll do whatever the hell I feel like! ''*door chime*'' Oh, crap! ''(takes feet off the table)''

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** "We represent the post-apocalyptic lollipop guild! And we wish to welcome you to Valt 101!"

** The entire discussion about the horrible failed joke Guinan tells... and the one from the original draft of the script, which made even less sense. “If there’s a joke in there, we need a team of archaeologists with those little brushes to go in there and look for it.”

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--->'''Chuck!Picard''': Yes, finally, a girl! Someone I could probably take in a fight. After that embarrassment with Soran, I need an--ah, Jesus! Where the hell is my saddle when I need it? Dah, not in the face!

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-->'''Chuck_''' Meanwhile a bad situation is made worse when Picard gets a look at the ''[[Film/StarTrek Star Trek XI]]'' script.\\

-->'''Chuck''' Meanwhile a bad situation is made worse when Picard gets a look at the ''[[Film/StarTrek Star Trek XI]]'' script.\\
'''Picard''' NOOOOOO! It is, it is, wrong, it is WRONG!\\
'''Chuck''' And then he thinks he's a Bulldog...\\
'''Picard''' Rogh, ROGH, ROGH!

--->'''Chuck: You might remember "Tinker Tenor Doctor Spy" which included the Doctor painting Seven naked and him taking over the command from the ship, you know, all his fantasy stuff? Janeway's response to that was to say that she was sorry for intruding on his fantasy life. Tell me: What kind of a wormhole have we fallen through when it's ''Janeway'' who's the understanding and supportive leader, and ''Riker'' who's the borderline tyrant!?

--->'''Little boy''': Mommy, look what I found. (''fires phaser'')
--->'''His mother''': Oh my god! Oh, the horror! (''police sirens go off'')
--->'''Police officer''': Everyone please stand back.

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