History Funny / RogueOne

** During the intense fight scene on Jedha, Jyn finishes off her beatdown of a bunch of stormtroopers by spinning and reflexively shooting a KX unit. It shorts out, falls over, Jyn makes an "OhCrap" face... then the ''friendly'' K2 comes around a corner, confusedly looks at its counterpart, and says this:

'''K-2SO''': These are prisoners.\\

** K-2SO catches a live grenade thrown by a stormtrooper ''with one hand'' and then [[OffhandBackhand casually throws it behind himself]] at another group of Stormtroopers. Made funnier because Jyn can be heard cutting off her cry to get rid of it because K2 is still holding it while talking to them. To make it even funnier, K2 tosses it at the stormtroopers behind him right as one of them says "Hold it right there!"

** It's also ironic that Krennic, who is himself a [[SolderisAtTheRear REMF]], is the first to tell dozens of officers what to do, because (in the lore) the base was supposed to be a cushy detail and they let standards slip.

** It's also ironic that Krennic, who is himself a REMF, is the first to tell dozens of officers what to do, because (in the lore) the base was supposed to be a cushy detail and they let standards slip.

* The first seconds of the movie are actually pretty funny for lifelong fans of the series. Why? At first, ''Rogue One'' seems to follow established ''Franchise/StarWars'' tradition, with those immortal opening words ''"A Long Time Ago, In A Galaxy Far, Far Away..."'' slowly fading into view as the movie begins. But then, just when we're all expecting the classic bombastic Creator/JohnWilliams fanfare to fill the theater as the famous OpeningScroll introduces the plot...we get [[ScareChord a single screeching string chord]] as the movie cuts straight to the opening scene with nary a word of exposition. It's like the filmmakers wanted to say ''"That's all the introduction you get. Now just watch the freakin' movie."''

** When Cassian asks where Jyn got that blaster from:
--->'''Jyn:''' I found it.\\
'''K-2SO:''' I find that answer vague and unconvincing.

'''Jyn:''' [[BlatantLies Oh... of course!]]

** As a follow up, when Chirrut uses a stormtrooper as a human shield, another stormtrooper recklessly fires at Chirrut and hits his own comrade... about eight or nine times. ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy at its finest. Made even funnier because it looks like during the course of the shooting that poor sap got hit several times in the ''groin.'' Chirrut also made sure to stab a nearby trooper in the foot for good measure, eliciting an audible groan of pain:

--->'''K-2SO:''' Zero remaining hostiles.\\
''[Baze points his {{BFG}} at him]''\\

'''K-2''': (once Jyn is out of earshot) I don't think that would be so bad.

* Cassian after having his prayer questioned: "I'm beginning to think that the Force and I have different priorities."

** Jyn explains that she has no problem at all with K2 getting shot - but she's rather more concerned that if they miss (being, well, Stormtroopers), they might hit ''her'' instead. K2, for his part, really doesn't see that as problematic.

** As a follow up, when Chirrut uses a stormtrooper as a human shield, another stormtrooper manages to miss Chirrut and shoot his comrade... about eight or nine times. ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy at its finest. Made even funnier because it looks like during the course of the shooting that poor sap got hit several times in the ''groin.'' Chirrut also made sure to stab him in the foot for good measure, eliciting an audible groan of pain:

'''Jyn''': I'm not. I'm just worried they might miss you -- and hit ''me''.

* After Saw Gererra's forces ambush an Imperial patrol on Jedha, they take Jyn, Cassian, Baze, and Chirrut (who were all involved in the fighting) captive, and put bags over their heads. Yes, [[BlindSeer including Chirrut]]. It's one of the very few times he ever [[NotSoStoic gets so angry]].

--->'''K-2SO:''' Sir, there's a problem on the horizon. ''[[AdvancingWallOfDoom There's no horizon.]]''

** Better yet - that line was actually improvised by Donnie Yen.

* [[https://twitter.com/HonestK2SO K-2SO gets his own Twitter account!]]

** The above gets a payoff as Jyn gives K2 her blaster before she retreats into the archives ("You wanted one, didn't you?").

-->'''Chirrut:''' Is your foot okay?