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* Simmons fakes not seeing the tank, presumably out of spite for nobody believing him the first time, and then it starts shooting at them.
-->'''Simmons''': Okay, you're right. It's coming this way.\\
'''Donut''': RUN!!!!!
* We then have Sarge trying to call for help, who then orders Simmons to negotiate a surrender. Giving us this exchange.
-->'''Simmons''': Okay, how about we give em our base?\\
'''Donut''': Oh, good idea. We could live in the caves!\\
'''Simmons''': We could let them kill, Grif!\\
'''Sarge''': Simmons, I told you to negotiate THEIR surrender, not OURS!
-->'''Simmons''': Okay, you're right. It's coming this way.\\
'''Donut''': RUN!!!!!
* We then have Sarge trying to call for help, who then orders Simmons to negotiate a surrender. Giving us this exchange.
-->'''Simmons''': Okay, how about we give em our base?\\
'''Donut''': Oh, good idea. We could live in the caves!\\
'''Simmons''': We could let them kill, Grif!\\
'''Sarge''': Simmons, I told you to negotiate THEIR surrender, not OURS!
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'''Grif''': That's why Donut gets to look.
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'''Grif''': That's why Donut gets to look.
look.\\
'''Sarge''': [[DirtyOldMan Oh, look she's putting her armor back on!]] Uh, I mean. "Oh Look. She is putting her armor back on. Good work, soldier."\\
'''Grif''': [[CallingTheOldManOut Don't patronize me!]]
* Later on the Reds realize they can't hear the Blue's talking to each other and we get some fourth wall jabbing... at themselves.
-->'''Sarge''': Simmons, what are they saying?\\
'''Simmons''': I have no idea. I can't find the volume on this monitor! And without any audio it just looks like a bunch of helmets bobbing up and down!\\
'''Sarge''' [[HypocriticalHumor Is that how they talk? They look ridiculous!]]
'''Sarge''': [[DirtyOldMan Oh, look she's putting her armor back on!]] Uh, I mean. "Oh Look. She is putting her armor back on. Good work, soldier."\\
'''Grif''': [[CallingTheOldManOut Don't patronize me!]]
* Later on the Reds realize they can't hear the Blue's talking to each other and we get some fourth wall jabbing... at themselves.
-->'''Sarge''': Simmons, what are they saying?\\
'''Simmons''': I have no idea. I can't find the volume on this monitor! And without any audio it just looks like a bunch of helmets bobbing up and down!\\
'''Sarge''' [[HypocriticalHumor Is that how they talk? They look ridiculous!]]
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* Grif and Simmons debate how to use Tex's radio transmission to locate her.
-->'''Grif:''' Maybe we could use the radio to triangulate her position.\\
'''Simmons:''' How? We only have one radio. We would need a third point to triangulate.\\
'''Grif:''' Okay, well let's just pick a point between her and us.\\
'''Simmons:''' What? That's not a triangle you idiot, that's a line!\\
'''Grif:''' Right, a line that we'll follow straight to Tex! It's the perfect mathematical plan!
* Sarge starts to come up with a convoluted way to simulate a third radio for triangulation when they realize Tex is directly telling them her coordinates.
-->'''Sarge:''' I could simulate a third radio by using some of this sand, and the heat from the jeep's tailpipe to make an enormous refractory lens. And then--\\
'''Grif:''' Or we could just listen to the coordinates she's sending.\\
'''Tex:''' My coordinates are two two niner delta, by one point three seven gamma.
-->'''Grif:''' Maybe we could use the radio to triangulate her position.\\
'''Simmons:''' How? We only have one radio. We would need a third point to triangulate.\\
'''Grif:''' Okay, well let's just pick a point between her and us.\\
'''Simmons:''' What? That's not a triangle you idiot, that's a line!\\
'''Grif:''' Right, a line that we'll follow straight to Tex! It's the perfect mathematical plan!
* Sarge starts to come up with a convoluted way to simulate a third radio for triangulation when they realize Tex is directly telling them her coordinates.
-->'''Sarge:''' I could simulate a third radio by using some of this sand, and the heat from the jeep's tailpipe to make an enormous refractory lens. And then--\\
'''Grif:''' Or we could just listen to the coordinates she's sending.\\
'''Tex:''' My coordinates are two two niner delta, by one point three seven gamma.
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-->'''Church:''' Oh ha ha, very funny, Sheila, ''shut up''. You know I still haven't forgiven you. I didn't say you could talk to me. Go over there, [[Angrish Geh, ga-]] Go over to the base! Shoo, shoo!
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-->'''Church:''' Oh ha ha, very funny, Sheila, ''shut up''. You know I still haven't forgiven you. I didn't say you could talk to me. Go over there, [[Angrish [[{{Angrish}} Geh, ga-]] Go over to the base! Shoo, shoo!
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'''Doc:''' That's right! And if anyone else needs medical attention, I'll be more than happy to hel- ''[[KilledMidSentence (is shot by Sarge)]]''\\
'''Doc:''' Son of a bitch!\\
'''Sarge:''' [[UnfriendlyFire Oh, I'm sorry.]] Doc will be unable to assist anyone else. ''(is shot by Sister)''\\
'''Sarge:''' Ah, son of a bitch again. [[{{Irony}} Medic!]]
'''Doc:''' Son of a bitch!\\
'''Sarge:''' [[UnfriendlyFire Oh, I'm sorry.]] Doc will be unable to assist anyone else. ''(is shot by Sister)''\\
'''Sarge:''' Ah, son of a bitch again. [[{{Irony}} Medic!]]
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'''Doc:''' That's right! And if anyone else needs medical attention, I'll be more than happy to hel- ''[[KilledMidSentence (is shot by Sarge)]]''\\
'''Doc:'''Sarge)]]'' Son of a bitch!\\
'''Sarge:''' [[UnfriendlyFire Oh, I'm sorry.]] Doc will be unable to assist anyone else. ''(is shot bySister)''\\
'''Sarge:'''Sister)'' Ah, son of a bitch again. [[{{Irony}} Medic!]]
'''Doc:'''
'''Sarge:''' [[UnfriendlyFire Oh, I'm sorry.]] Doc will be unable to assist anyone else. ''(is shot by
'''Sarge:'''
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* And then the season ends with a ship crash landing on top of Donut, suddenly and without warning. You would expect an Oh, crap reaction from the other reds right? Right?!?
-->'''Simmons:''' Ship's here.\\
'''Grif:''' [[RunningGag Shotgun]].
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* Tucker's idea to solve the language barrier is to teach the Alien English.
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* Tucker's idea to solve the language barrier is to teach the Alien English.English, because it turns out Caboose's gun doesn't have any bullets. It was loaded with crayons.
