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--> Needless to say after three hours of spoons, knives, forks and glasses, [Harry and Rosier] came to the conclusion that they had arrived in Hell and Lucius was a particularly nasty demon to torture them.

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--> Needless to say after After three hours of spoons, knives, forks and glasses, [Harry and Rosier] came to the conclusion that they had arrived in Hell and Lucius was a particularly nasty demon to torture them.
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** Bella shows up to take them out for training.
--> '''Harry:''' ...[[ARareSentence We shall obliterate you with our newfound knowledge of spoons!]]
--> '''Bellatrix:''' If you say so, lordling.
--> '''Rosier:''' Aye, [[ARareSentence fear the spoons!]]
--> [GilliganCut]
--> "Fear the spoons?" Harry moaned, probing his ribcage for broken bones.
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--> Needless to say after three hours of spoons, knives, forks and glasses, [Harry and Rosier] came to the conclusion that they had arrived in Hell and Lucius was a particularly nasty demon to torture them.
--> [...] Harry would never admit it, but when Bellatrix came through the door she looked like an angel sent from heaven.
--> '''Rosier:''' Fair lady! Take me away from here, I beg you!

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* Bella misinterpreting what "blood transfusion" means and attempting to ''feed'' Snape her blood.

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* Bella misinterpreting what "blood transfusion" means and attempting to ''feed'' Snape her blood. He's unhappy when he finds out.


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* Tom decides Harry will impersonate him. Lucius has to ensure Harry can pass for a lord. HilarityEnsues.
--> '''Lucius:''' I find myself charged with an impossible task - to put it mildly.
--> '''Harry:''' You want me to help you?
--> '''Lucius:''' No, you ''are'' the task. I have the dubious pleasure of molding you into a lord.
** Lucius trying to teach Harry and Rosier to use cutlery properly. It takes ''three hours''.
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* Bella's idea of "training" Harry. She throws water over him to wake him up, beats him with a stick to make him run, then chases him around the lake ten times.
--> ''[afterward]''
--> '''Riddle:''' Don't look so grouchy.
--> '''Harry:''' Grouchy?! How about I chase ''you'' ten times around the lake, let's see who's grouchy then.
* Harry snarking at Bella during their fight.
--> '''Harry:''' The only technique I've got is clawing and biting, more like a kitten really.
--> '''Bellatrix:''' Oh, alright then, lordling. Come and bite me.
--> '''Harry:''' No thank you, [[TakeThat you'd need at least three baths before I even contemplated that]].
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* Bella misinterpreting what "blood transfusion" means and attempting to ''feed'' Snape her blood.
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