History Funny / RealityChecksNyxverse

* Upon finding out that ponies had built a castle around her and Celestia while they were [[StopWorshippingMe hiding in the Everfree]]... [[ClusterFBomb Luna invents pretty much every curse word the pony language has]].

--> '''Nyx''': W"Hokey smokes. Does this mean that Princess Luna is my ''Dad?''"

* Chapter 33 , the last chapter, uses the very last few paragraphs of the story to bring in a brick joke to a tremendous and hilarious landing. Essentially, Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon despise Nyx. They also have a huge crush on Shining Armor, Nyx's uncle. They Don't know he is her uncle. This leads to the following scene as they await Shining Armor's appearance at Ponyvile Train station :
-->'''Diamond Tiara''' :Oh Eww, you're back. What are YOU laughing at, Nightmare Ninny?\\
'''Nyx''': What are you guys doing?Don't you know Prince Shining is married?\\
-->'''Diamond Tiara''':Go away, weirdo,We don't want Prince Shining to see us standing around a loser like you!"\\
'''Nyx''':You dimbulbs, dont you know ..."\\
-->'''Diamond Tiara ''': ( noticing Nyx is on the verge of bursting into laughter) "what is wrong with you?"\\
-->'''Nyx ''' : "nothing." ( Shining Armor approaches the group. Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon start fangirling... but then their faces fall when Shining gives Nyx an affectionate noogy)\\

-->''' Shining Armor''': "Hey Nixie stix".. ( points at Diamond and Silver) " friends of yours"?\\
-->''' Nyx''': " Not really"\\
-->'''Shining Armor''': " Hi girls. I believe you met my niece here"?\\
-->''' Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon ''' : NIECE???!!! " AAAAAAUUUUUGHHGHHGHG!!!"\\

'''Nyx ''' : "nothing." ( Shining Armor approaches the group. Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon start fangirling... but then their faces fall when Shining gives Nyx an affectionate noogy)\\

''' Nyx''': " Not really"\\

''' Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon ''' : NIECE???!!! " AAAAAAUUUUUGHHGHHGHG!!!"\\

'''Diamond Tiara ''': ( noticing Nyx is on the verge of bursting into laughter) "what is wrong with you?"\\

''' Shining Armor''': "Hey Nixie stix".. ( points at Diamond and Silver) " friends of yours"?\\

'''Shining Armor''': " Hi girls. I believe you met my niece here"?\\

* CHapter 33 , the last chapter, uses the very last few paragraphs of the story to bring in a brick joke to a tremendous and hilarious landing. Essentially, Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon despise Nyx. They also have a huge crush on Shining Armor, Nyx's uncle. They Don't know he is her uncle. This leads to the following scene as they await Shining Armor's appearance at Ponyvile Train station :

'''Diamond Tiara''':Go away, weirdo,We don't want Prince Shining to see us standing around a loser like you!"\\

'''Diamond Tiara''':Go away, weirdo,We don't want Prince Shining to see us standing around a loser like you!"
'''Nyx''':You dimbulbs, dont you know ..."
'''Diamond Tiara ''': ( noticing Nyx is on the verge of bursting into laughter) "what is wrong with you?"
'''Nyx ''' : "nothing." ( Shining Armor approaches the group. Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon start fangirling... but then their faces fall when Shining gives Nyx an affectionate noogy)

''' Shining Armor''': "Hey Nixie stix".. ( points at Diamond and Silver) " friends of yours"?
''' Nyx''': " Not really"
'''Shining Armor''': " Hi girls. I believe you met my niece here"?
''' Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon ''' : " AAAAAAUUUUUGHHGHHGHG!!!"

** the very last few paragraphs bring in a brick joke to a tremendous and hilarious landing. Essentially, Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon despise Nyx. They also have a huge crush on Shining Armor, Nyxs Uncle. They Don't know he is her uncle. This leads to the following scene at the end of the last chapter as they await Shining Armor's appearance at Ponyvile Train station :

'''Nyx''': What are you guys doing?Don't you know Prince Shining is married?\\
( later)

'''Nyx ''' : "nothing." ( shining armor approaches the group. Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon start fangirling then their faces fall when Shining gives Nyx an affectionate noogy)

'''Shining Armor''': " Hey Girls, Hi girls. I believe you met my niece here"?

--> '''Nyx''': Wait. Does that mean Luna is my ''father''?!

--> '''Nyx and Celestia''': ''Naaaah.''

!'''Alicornundrum'''"

* Upon finding out that ponies had built a castle around her and celestia while they were hiding in the Everfree...[[ClusterFBomb Luna Invents Pretty much Every Curse Word the Pony language has]]

* Upon finding out that ponies had built a castle around her and celestia while they were hiding in the Everfree...[ClusterFBomb Luna Invents Pretty much Every Curse Word the Pony language has]]

* There's so many things hilarious about the image of Luna dressed in a Whitney Houston-ized version of the Nightmare Moon armor, singing "Queen Of The Night" in the [[NoIndoorVoice ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE!]]

* The [[FootnoteFever footnotes]]. Oh '''God'', the footnotes!

* Chapter 14 gives Spike two good moments. The first when, after Twilight's played a game of BreakTheHaughty on a KnowNothingKnowItAll scholar, offers him ointment for the burn. Then, upon learning one of those assisting in the research has developed a means to easily reshelve an entire library with the push of a button grabs him in a hug and declares "Don't take this the wrong way but-- I'm yours."
** The same chapter introduces four unicorns who are thinly-veiled anthropomorphisations of Google, Firefox, Wikipedia and Defrag. The resulting puns are hilarious, especially Spike's argument with Wicker Speedy over using the term "scroll down" when the scroll in question is being rolled up.

** And then they start smelling smoke from the kitchen, where Nyx left the soup on. "AGH! FIRE!! FOR REAL THIS TIME!!"

* There's so many things hilarious about the image of Luna dressed in a Whitney Houston-ized version of the Nightmare Moon armor, singing "Queen Of The Night" in the [[NoIndoorVoice ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE!]]
!''Nyx's Family'':
* Chapter 14 gives Spike two good moments. The first when, after Twilight's played a game of BreakTheHaughty on a KnowNothingKnowItAll scholar, offers him ointment for the burn. Then, upon learning one of those assisting in the research has developed a means to easily reshelve an entire library with the push of a button grabs him in a hug and declares "Don't take this the wrong way but-- I'm yours."
** The same chapter introduces four unicorns who are thinly-veiled anthropomorphisations of Google, Firefox, Wikipedia and Defrag. The resulting puns are hilarious, especially Spike's argument with Wicker Speedy over using the term "scroll down" when the scroll in question is being rolled up.
* In Chapter 3, Nyx makes a mess on Shining Armor's uniform and tries to use the washing machine herself. A few minutes later, Shining Armor is talking with his Lieutenant when they hear Nyx screaming "FIRE! FIIIIIRE!" As they soon discover, the washing machine was overloaded with detergent and created a big foamy mess. After it's been cleared up:
--->'''Shining Armor''': Nyx, why the heck did you yell 'FIRE?'\\
'''Nyx''': Well, nopony would've come if I'd yelled 'LAUNDRY!'
** And then they start smelling smoke from the kitchen, where Nyx left the soup on. "AGH! FIRE!! FOR REAL THIS TIME!!"

** During a Cutie Mark Crusader sleepover, Twist notices a cloud from which [[ThoseTwoGuys Lightning Blitz and Sundiver]], two pegasi members of the Royal Guard, are keeping an eye on Nyx to protect her from harm. Assuming that they're "pervertth", Twist warns the others, and the Crusaders soon end up driving them away with a coordinated barrage of slingshot fire and high-velocity produce.

*** From the same scene: "CUTIE MARK CRUSADER ANTI-AIRCRAFT ARTILLERY, YAY!"
** In Chapter 5, Twilight shows Nyx her old hourglass, which, because she got tired of turning it over while studying, she enchanted it so that the sand perpetually transports back to the top by itself. Nyx points out the obvious problem, and Twilight admits that not all of her ideas were brilliant.
** In Chapter 6, the Mane Six are preparing for Nightmare Night and Twilight has cast her Butterfly Wing spell on herself, intending to use it on the others later. When Ink Spot arrives to pick up Twilight, Fluttershy answers the door to greet him, then closes it and lets out "the loudest, most un-Fluttershylike shriek of laughter anypony there had ever heard". Finally she manages to composes herself and lets him in, revealing that he's wearing an explorer outfit with a butterfly net on his back and a field guide to butterflies on his hip. After a moment's silence, he says the only thing he can: "Heavens, [[GonnaNeedMoreX I think I'm going to need a bigger net]]."

** Chapter 14 gives Spike two good moments. The first when, after Twilight's played a game of BreakTheHaughty on a KnowNothingKnowItAll scholar, offers him ointment for the burn. Then, upon learning one of those assisting in the research has developed a means to easily reshelve an entire library with the push of a button grabs him in a hug and declares "Don't take this the wrong way but-- I'm yours."
*** The same chapter introduces four unicorns who are thinly-veiled anthropomorphisations of Google, Firefox, Wikipedia and Defrag. The resulting puns are hilarious, especially Spike's argument with Wicker Speedy over using the term "scroll down" when the scroll in question is being rolled up.
** In Chapter 3, Nyx makes a mess on Shining Armor's uniform and tries to use the washing machine herself. A few minutes later, Shining Armor is talking with his Lieutenant when they hear Nyx screaming "FIRE! FIIIIIRE!" As they soon discover, the washing machine was overloaded with detergent and created a big foamy mess. After it's been cleared up:

*** And then they start smelling smoke from the kitchen, where Nyx left the soup on. "AGH! FIRE!! FOR REAL THIS TIME!!"

* From ''Nightmare Night and Nyx'':

* From ''Nyx's Family'':

-->'''[[spoiler:[[FailOSuckyname Sundae Sprinkles]]]]''': "Get me three of the lesser amethyst crystals, a tourmaline, some duct tape and a banana!"//

-->'''SpellNexus''': "They must have used a substitute! I wonder where they found duct tape and a banana at this hour...."

'''Sundiver''': ---Once conquered all of Equestria--- all by herself--- in less than a ''week''."

*** And then they start smelling smoke from the kitchen, where Nyx left the soup on. "AGH! FIRE!! FOR REAL THIS TIME!!"