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Like. I liked her as a person, she was gentle and caring, had badass credit [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers and she]] [[EatingTheEyeCandy filled out]] [[GoodLookingPrivates her fatigues nicely]] ''[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe OH COME ON]].''
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Like. I liked her as a person, she was gentle and caring, had badass credit [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers and she]] she [[EatingTheEyeCandy filled out]] [[GoodLookingPrivates her fatigues nicely]] ''[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe OH COME ON]].''
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* Victoria and Taylor meeting [[VampiresAreSexGods Alucard]] for the first time. Not only is it mentioned that [[FemaleGaze Victoria's eyes glaze over while she's staring at Alucard's abs]], but Victoria ([[AgentScully who still somewhat believes that Castlevania is a mental construct of Taylor's]]) starts lightheartedly teasing a thoroughly embarrassed Taylor about having an incest fetish when Alucard calls Taylor his "sister".
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* Victoria and Taylor meeting [[VampiresAreSexGods Alucard]] for the first time. Not only is it mentioned that [[FemaleGaze Victoria's eyes glaze over while she's staring at Alucard's abs]], but Victoria ([[AgentScully who still somewhat believes that Castlevania is a mental construct of Taylor's]]) starts lightheartedly teasing a thoroughly embarrassed Taylor about her seemingly having an incest fetish when Alucard calls Taylor his "sister".
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I guess. Or something. I suddenly had a mental image of a pale man, sitting on a throne, leafing through [[Literature/{{Twilight}} a bad teen romance novel]] with one hand and [[TranquilFury gouging clawmarks]] [[YourVampiresSuck into his throne with the other]].\\
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I guess. Or something. I suddenly had a mental image of a pale man, sitting on a throne, leafing through [[Literature/{{Twilight}} [[Literature/TheTwilightSaga a bad teen romance novel]] with one hand and [[TranquilFury gouging clawmarks]] [[YourVampiresSuck into his throne with the other]].\\
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....[[ImmediateSelfContradiction Traitorous brain. File those images away for later]] when ''[[DistractedByTheSexy I'm not trying to get something done]].''
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....[[ImmediateSelfContradiction Traitorous brain. ]] [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain File those images away for later]] when ''[[DistractedByTheSexy I'm not trying to get something done]].''
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* Alucard trying to help Taylor further expand her VoluntaryShapeshifting abilities. She learns how to transform herself into blood… [[WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway and only blood]], and she’s only able to temporarily take control over a rat [[DemonicPossession via her vampiric blood form]] before the rat’s weak body causes Taylor to literally explode back into existence [[NakedPeopleAreFunny naked]] while splattered in [[LudicrousGibs rat giblets]]. Suffice to say, Taylor immediately vows to Alucard LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain.
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* In order to better understand her abilities, Taylor lets Amy analyze her body, and is understandably disturbed upon figuring out that she's one of TheUndead. ...[[MoodWhiplash At least at first]].
-->[Amy] swallowed, then cleared her throat. "Y-yeah. I’ve seen some odd effects some powers have on people, but yours takes the cake. ''Yeesh,'' your power must have read some bad novels or something."\\
I guess. Or something. I suddenly had a mental image of a pale man, sitting on a throne, leafing through [[Literature/{{Twilight}} a bad teen romance novel]] with one hand and [[TranquilFury gouging clawmarks]] [[YourVampiresSuck into his throne with the other]].\\
I repressed a smile. [[CoolAndUnusualPunishment If I ever had to get my revenge on Dracul, I knew how]].
-->[Amy] swallowed, then cleared her throat. "Y-yeah. I’ve seen some odd effects some powers have on people, but yours takes the cake. ''Yeesh,'' your power must have read some bad novels or something."\\
I guess. Or something. I suddenly had a mental image of a pale man, sitting on a throne, leafing through [[Literature/{{Twilight}} a bad teen romance novel]] with one hand and [[TranquilFury gouging clawmarks]] [[YourVampiresSuck into his throne with the other]].\\
I repressed a smile. [[CoolAndUnusualPunishment If I ever had to get my revenge on Dracul, I knew how]].
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Let’s see, think. [[FreudianSlip Muscles and his aegis]]. I mean, uh, Aegis and his muscles.\\
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Nothing. Either he's too old or he’s got too much armor on for me to think of him as a person. And he tended to clank a bit.\\
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Nothing. Either he's too old or he’s he's got too much armor on for me to think of him as a person. And he tended to clank a bit.\\
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* Victoria and Taylor meeting [[VampiresAreSexGods Alucard]] for the first time. Not only is it mentioned that [[FemaleGaze Victoria’s eyes glaze over while she’s staring at Alucard’s abs]], but Victoria ([[AgentScully who still somewhat believes that Castlevania is a mental construct of Taylor’s]]) starts lightheartedly teasing a thoroughly embarrassed Taylor about having an incest fetish when Alucard calls Taylor his “sister”.
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* Victoria and Taylor meeting [[VampiresAreSexGods Alucard]] for the first time. Not only is it mentioned that [[FemaleGaze Victoria’s Victoria's eyes glaze over while she’s she's staring at Alucard’s Alucard's abs]], but Victoria ([[AgentScully who still somewhat believes that Castlevania is a mental construct of Taylor’s]]) Taylor's]]) starts lightheartedly teasing a thoroughly embarrassed Taylor about having an incest fetish when Alucard calls Taylor his “sister”."sister".
-->'''Victoria:''' ''[while'' drooling'']'' Abs.\\
'''Alucard:''' ''[looks askance at first Victoria and then Taylor]'' While I am glad you're not controlling people, ''that'' is rather concerning.\\
'''Victoria:''' ''[with a shit-eating grin]'' His ''abs'' have abs.\\
'''Taylor's Narration:''' Yes, Vicky. I noticed. I noticed ''very'' well. Taylor Hebert here hasn't gone drooling idiot over them.\\
[[HypocriticalHumor Though they]] ''[[FemaleGaze are]]'' [[MrFanservice nice]]. [[DelayedReaction And....]][[OhCrap he called me]] [[IncestSubtext sister]].\\
No. Nono''nonono.'' [[NoYay I do not have that kind of complex]].\\
....[[ImmediateSelfContradiction Traitorous brain. File those images away for later]] when ''[[DistractedByTheSexy I'm not trying to get something done]].''
** And as Alucard tries to further confirm to Victoria that he's not a parahuman construct of Taylor's:
--->'''Alucard:''' ''[to Victoria]'' You believe I am some figment of imagination? I assure you, I am quite real.\\
'''Victoria:''' ''[while [[DeclarativeFinger jabbing a finger at him]]]'' [[InsaneTrollLogic That's exactly what a figment would say!]]\\
'''Alucard:''' ''[[[{{Beat}} stares at Victoria in confusion for a moment]] before turning to Taylor]'' ...Is your ''entire'' world like this?\\
'''Taylor:''' ''[gives a helpless shrug]'' [[StealthInsult Mostly? Just her]].\\
'''Victoria:''' ''[[[ImStandingRightHere indignant]]] Hey!''
-->'''Victoria:''' ''[while'' drooling'']'' Abs.\\
'''Alucard:''' ''[looks askance at first Victoria and then Taylor]'' While I am glad you're not controlling people, ''that'' is rather concerning.\\
'''Victoria:''' ''[with a shit-eating grin]'' His ''abs'' have abs.\\
'''Taylor's Narration:''' Yes, Vicky. I noticed. I noticed ''very'' well. Taylor Hebert here hasn't gone drooling idiot over them.\\
[[HypocriticalHumor Though they]] ''[[FemaleGaze are]]'' [[MrFanservice nice]]. [[DelayedReaction And....]][[OhCrap he called me]] [[IncestSubtext sister]].\\
No. Nono''nonono.'' [[NoYay I do not have that kind of complex]].\\
....[[ImmediateSelfContradiction Traitorous brain. File those images away for later]] when ''[[DistractedByTheSexy I'm not trying to get something done]].''
** And as Alucard tries to further confirm to Victoria that he's not a parahuman construct of Taylor's:
--->'''Alucard:''' ''[to Victoria]'' You believe I am some figment of imagination? I assure you, I am quite real.\\
'''Victoria:''' ''[while [[DeclarativeFinger jabbing a finger at him]]]'' [[InsaneTrollLogic That's exactly what a figment would say!]]\\
'''Alucard:''' ''[[[{{Beat}} stares at Victoria in confusion for a moment]] before turning to Taylor]'' ...Is your ''entire'' world like this?\\
'''Taylor:''' ''[gives a helpless shrug]'' [[StealthInsult Mostly? Just her]].\\
'''Victoria:''' ''[[[ImStandingRightHere indignant]]] Hey!''
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* Armsmaster [[AnArmAndALeg losing both of his legs]] to one of Bakuda's glass bombs? Not funny at all. Him getting high on morphine so Panacea can heal him (and Dragon can make him some [[ArtificialLimbs prosthetic limbs]])? ''Hilarious.''
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* Armsmaster [[AnArmAndALeg losing both of his legs]] to one of Bakuda's glass bombs? Not funny at all. Him getting high on morphine so Panacea can heal him (and Dragon can make him some [[ArtificialLimbs prosthetic limbs]])? ''Hilarious.''''Immensely'' funny.
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* Uber and Leet decide to do a livestream at the Brockton Bay Mall through creating a "live action" version of ''VideoGame/DeadRising'' with HardLight zombie holograms. The problem? [[ContrivedCoincidence Both Amy and Alucard were there]] shopping for clothes. [[https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/queen-of-blood-worm-castlevania-complete.363842/page-135#post-20153703 In the resulting chaos]], "Vampire Dude" is christened "King of the Internet" ([[FishOutOfTemporalWater much to his utter bafflement]]) and Victoria turns ''a hot dog cart'' into an ImprovisedWeapon.
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* Victoria and Taylor meeting [[VampiresAreSexGods Alucard]] for the first time. Not only is it mentioned that [[FemaleGaze Victoria’s eyes glaze over while she’s staring at Alucard’s abs]], but Victoria ([[AgentScully who still somewhat believes that Castlevania is a mental construct of Taylor’s]]) starts lightheartedly teasing a thoroughly embarrassed Taylor about having an incest fetish when Alucard calls Taylor his “sister”.
* Uber and Leet decide to do a livestream at the Brockton Bay Mall through creating a "live action" version of ''VideoGame/DeadRising'' with HardLight zombie holograms. The problem? [[ContrivedCoincidence BothAmy Victoria and Alucard were there]] shopping for clothes. [[https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/queen-of-blood-worm-castlevania-complete.363842/page-135#post-20153703 In the resulting chaos]], "Vampire Dude" is christened "King of the Internet" ([[FishOutOfTemporalWater much to his utter bafflement]]) and Victoria turns ''a hot dog cart'' into an ImprovisedWeapon.
* Uber and Leet decide to do a livestream at the Brockton Bay Mall through creating a "live action" version of ''VideoGame/DeadRising'' with HardLight zombie holograms. The problem? [[ContrivedCoincidence Both
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* Taylor's immensely relatable [[OhCrap reaction]] upon figuring out that, thanks to a psychic imprint of Dracul existing in her mind, [[AdaptationalSexuality she's now bisexual]]. Made even funnier by how Taylor's entire realization consists of her going through a ''lengthy'' internal monologue with herself as she ruminates over how she was [[MistakenForGay mistaken as a lesbian]] and invited by Victoria on a blind date with her, Dean, and Amy to serve as Amy's date.
-->'''Taylor's Narration:''' Well, self, apparently you just said you don’t mind a same sex date. Which makes sense, because apparently, I don't. Apparently, self, you are open to dates from all comers with people you like. Which would have been nice to know ''before'' you found yourself on a date with someone.\\
Let’s see, think. [[FreudianSlip Muscles and his aegis]]. I mean, uh, Aegis and his muscles.\\
Like. [[MrFanservice Eye-candy goodness]].\\
Alright. Clockblocker?\\
Like. Sense of humor. And it would be cathartic to smack him now and again. ''Gently,'' of course.\\
Not too bad. Armsmaster?\\
Nothing. Either he's too old or he’s got too much armor on for me to think of him as a person. And he tended to clank a bit.\\
Okay. Miss Militia?\\
Like. I liked her as a person, she was gentle and caring, had badass credit [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers and she]] [[EatingTheEyeCandy filled out]] [[GoodLookingPrivates her fatigues nicely]] ''[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe OH COME ON]].''
* Armsmaster [[AnArmAndALeg losing both of his legs]] to one of Bakuda's glass bombs? Not funny at all. Him getting high on morphine so Panacea can heal him (and Dragon can make him some [[ArtificialLimbs prosthetic limbs]])? ''Hilarious.''
-->'''Dragon:''' ''(to Miss Militia, Taylor, and a bedridden Armsmaster)'' How is Armsmaster?\\
'''Armsmaster:''' ''(gives a cheery thumbs-up)'' On the bad part, I can't feel my legs. But I feel great! ''(turns to Taylor)'' You gotta try this stuff! ''([[{{Beat}} frowns in thought]])'' ...Well, maybe when you're older.
* Uber and Leet decide to do a livestream at the Brockton Bay Mall through creating a "live action" version of ''VideoGame/DeadRising'' with HardLight zombie holograms. The problem? [[ContrivedCoincidence Both Amy and Alucard were there]] shopping for clothes. [[https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/queen-of-blood-worm-castlevania-complete.363842/page-135#post-20153703 In the resulting chaos]], "Vampire Dude" is christened "King of the Internet" ([[FishOutOfTemporalWater much to his utter bafflement]]) and Victoria turns ''a hot dog cart'' into an ImprovisedWeapon.
* Victoria's internal chastisement of herself when she sees [[MrFanservice a shirtless Alucard]] helping Amy and the Wards as they assist Taylor in her further development as a vampire.
-->'''Victoria's Narration:''' Bad Vicky. You have a Dean. He is yours, he is handsome, and he is ''worth it.'' He is also not right in front of you, being all handsome.\\
...[[CovertPervert Well, no harm in looking]].
* As Taylor and Alucard are watching over a recently vampirized Meridia in the hospital, Taylor tries to comfort the sulky succubus-vampire by likening her altered appearance to [[TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons a drow]]. [[PopCulturalOsmosisFailure When she fails to get the reference]], Alucard shows her a picture on his phone... and only ''then'' does Taylor and Alucard realize that the latter just gave [[TheInternetIsForPorn Internet access to a demon of lust]].
-->"Here is a drow." Alucard said. I turned to look.\\
He held out his phone, a...definitely unsafe for work picture on it. Meridia took it, looked over the 'art' and purred with approval.\\
Questioningly, I looked at him. He shrugged, a faint smile on his face. "Your 'internet' is a weird but interesting place."\\
Meridia was now busily flicking her fingers over the screen, [[SomethingElseAlsoRises her purr of approval getting louder. And...something sweet-smelling was filling the air.]] And the blankets had fallen to the floor. [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial No, my mouth was not dry]]. Nope. Nope. Nope. Yep. Ye...''no''.\\
[[OhCrap Alucard's smile faded]]. "[[ThisIsGonnaSuck I...may have miscalculated]]."\\
Meridia looked at me, a wide, interested and hungry smile on her face. "I need to see more of this 'internet.'"\\
Yeah, he may have just doomed us all. He'd ''better'' look embarrassed.
-->'''Taylor's Narration:''' Well, self, apparently you just said you don’t mind a same sex date. Which makes sense, because apparently, I don't. Apparently, self, you are open to dates from all comers with people you like. Which would have been nice to know ''before'' you found yourself on a date with someone.\\
Let’s see, think. [[FreudianSlip Muscles and his aegis]]. I mean, uh, Aegis and his muscles.\\
Like. [[MrFanservice Eye-candy goodness]].\\
Alright. Clockblocker?\\
Like. Sense of humor. And it would be cathartic to smack him now and again. ''Gently,'' of course.\\
Not too bad. Armsmaster?\\
Nothing. Either he's too old or he’s got too much armor on for me to think of him as a person. And he tended to clank a bit.\\
Okay. Miss Militia?\\
Like. I liked her as a person, she was gentle and caring, had badass credit [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers and she]] [[EatingTheEyeCandy filled out]] [[GoodLookingPrivates her fatigues nicely]] ''[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe OH COME ON]].''
* Armsmaster [[AnArmAndALeg losing both of his legs]] to one of Bakuda's glass bombs? Not funny at all. Him getting high on morphine so Panacea can heal him (and Dragon can make him some [[ArtificialLimbs prosthetic limbs]])? ''Hilarious.''
-->'''Dragon:''' ''(to Miss Militia, Taylor, and a bedridden Armsmaster)'' How is Armsmaster?\\
'''Armsmaster:''' ''(gives a cheery thumbs-up)'' On the bad part, I can't feel my legs. But I feel great! ''(turns to Taylor)'' You gotta try this stuff! ''([[{{Beat}} frowns in thought]])'' ...Well, maybe when you're older.
* Uber and Leet decide to do a livestream at the Brockton Bay Mall through creating a "live action" version of ''VideoGame/DeadRising'' with HardLight zombie holograms. The problem? [[ContrivedCoincidence Both Amy and Alucard were there]] shopping for clothes. [[https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/queen-of-blood-worm-castlevania-complete.363842/page-135#post-20153703 In the resulting chaos]], "Vampire Dude" is christened "King of the Internet" ([[FishOutOfTemporalWater much to his utter bafflement]]) and Victoria turns ''a hot dog cart'' into an ImprovisedWeapon.
* Victoria's internal chastisement of herself when she sees [[MrFanservice a shirtless Alucard]] helping Amy and the Wards as they assist Taylor in her further development as a vampire.
-->'''Victoria's Narration:''' Bad Vicky. You have a Dean. He is yours, he is handsome, and he is ''worth it.'' He is also not right in front of you, being all handsome.\\
...[[CovertPervert Well, no harm in looking]].
* As Taylor and Alucard are watching over a recently vampirized Meridia in the hospital, Taylor tries to comfort the sulky succubus-vampire by likening her altered appearance to [[TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons a drow]]. [[PopCulturalOsmosisFailure When she fails to get the reference]], Alucard shows her a picture on his phone... and only ''then'' does Taylor and Alucard realize that the latter just gave [[TheInternetIsForPorn Internet access to a demon of lust]].
-->"Here is a drow." Alucard said. I turned to look.\\
He held out his phone, a...definitely unsafe for work picture on it. Meridia took it, looked over the 'art' and purred with approval.\\
Questioningly, I looked at him. He shrugged, a faint smile on his face. "Your 'internet' is a weird but interesting place."\\
Meridia was now busily flicking her fingers over the screen, [[SomethingElseAlsoRises her purr of approval getting louder. And...something sweet-smelling was filling the air.]] And the blankets had fallen to the floor. [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial No, my mouth was not dry]]. Nope. Nope. Nope. Yep. Ye...''no''.\\
[[OhCrap Alucard's smile faded]]. "[[ThisIsGonnaSuck I...may have miscalculated]]."\\
Meridia looked at me, a wide, interested and hungry smile on her face. "I need to see more of this 'internet.'"\\
Yeah, he may have just doomed us all. He'd ''better'' look embarrassed.
