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** Due to setting a sub goal of 5000 from the last Mario Maker 2 stream, chat has taken upon themselves to gift out a huge amount of subs, with Tenchi and Kasperr egging on the chat for sub bombs and constantly asking Jon "Are we there yet?"


** Aside from the very first game, ''VideoGame/BlazingChrome'', every single game ends up being about ducks: ''Duck Game, Donald Duck's Quackshot, Duck Dodgers in the 24th and 1/2 Century''...and most notably, ''Donald Duck's Quackbusters'', which was nominated by a co-host as the final game AND appeared as the FINAL Fortune Cookie draw, an event so improbable that Jon was in complete and utter disbelief.

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** Aside from the very first game, ''VideoGame/BlazingChrome'', every single game ends up being about ducks: ''Duck Game, Donald Duck's Quackshot, Duck Dodgers in the 24th and 1/2 Century''...and most notably, ''Donald Duck's Quackbusters'', Duck: Going Quackers'', which was nominated by a co-host as the final game AND appeared as the FINAL Fortune Cookie draw, an event so improbable that Jon was in complete and utter disbelief.

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* Fortune Cookie: [=ConBravo=]'s Next Week Edition
** Aside from the very first game, ''VideoGame/BlazingChrome'', every single game ends up being about ducks: ''Duck Game, Donald Duck's Quackshot, Duck Dodgers in the 24th and 1/2 Century''...and most notably, ''Donald Duck's Quackbusters'', which was nominated by a co-host as the final game AND appeared as the FINAL Fortune Cookie draw, an event so improbable that Jon was in complete and utter disbelief.


** Dead or Alive: Xtreme Beach Volleyball lost twice in a row, the first to chess and the next to VideoGame/BanjoTooie. And because it lost to Banjo by 2% (thus avoiding the 1% rule again), Myo put it onto the next cookie where it finally won.

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** Dead or Alive: Xtreme Beach Volleyball lost twice in a row, the first to chess and the next to VideoGame/BanjoTooie. And because it lost to Banjo by 2% (thus avoiding the 1% rule again), Myo put it onto the next cookie where it finally won.won... [[ShaggyDogStory Only for Jon to mention that this was the entry that didn't have the waterslide, the feature chat was looking forward to]].


** At the urging of a chat member who recently had a bad experience with this person, Jon tells the story of [=AbdallahSmash=], a Youtube Let's Player with a substantial case of SmallNameBigEgo, who years ago was a contestant on Thrown Controllers. Upon stepping up to the mic, he introduced himself by plugging his Youtube channel and then handing a business card for said channel to Emile. When Jon tried to signal him to get a move on with the game, Abdallah then assumed that ''Jon also wanted a business card.'' LaserGuidedKarma then hit this guy in quite a few ways, most of which Jon admits were intentionally invoked by him. First off, after the panel, Jon showed the business card he was given to the guys behind {{WebVideo/Retsupurae}}, making him a prime target for them. Second, during the panel, Abdallah rolled a video game challenge where he had to get the first Chaos Emerald in [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog Sonic 1.]] They meant to have the contestant start in the Special Stage, but accidentally forgot to create a save state for it. Instead of letting Abdallah roll a different challenge, Jon decided to give him the extra stipulation of having to clear Green Hill Zone Act 1 with 50 rings, which he failed at due to screwing around too much.

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** At the urging of a chat member who recently had a bad experience with this person, Jon tells the story of [=AbdallahSmash=], a Youtube Let's Player with a substantial case of SmallNameBigEgo, who years ago was a contestant on Thrown Controllers. Upon stepping up to the mic, he introduced himself by plugging his Youtube channel and then handing a business card for said channel to Emile. When Jon tried to signal him to get a move on with the game, Abdallah then assumed that ''Jon also wanted a business card.'' LaserGuidedKarma then hit this guy in quite a few ways, most of which Jon admits were intentionally invoked by him. First off, after the panel, Jon showed the business card he was given to the guys behind {{WebVideo/Retsupurae}}, making him a prime target for them. Second, during the panel, Abdallah rolled a video game challenge where he had to get the first Chaos Emerald in [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog1 Sonic 1.]] They meant to have the contestant start in the Special Stage, but accidentally forgot to create a save state for it. Instead of letting Abdallah roll a different challenge, Jon decided to give him the extra stipulation of having to clear Green Hill Zone Act 1 with 50 rings, which he failed at due to screwing around too much.


** Dead or Alive: Xtreme Beach Volleyball lost twice in a row, the first to chess and the next to BanjoTooie. And because it lost to Banjo by 2% (thus avoiding the 1% rule again), Myo put it onto the next cookie where it finally won.

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** Dead or Alive: Xtreme Beach Volleyball lost twice in a row, the first to chess and the next to BanjoTooie.VideoGame/BanjoTooie. And because it lost to Banjo by 2% (thus avoiding the 1% rule again), Myo put it onto the next cookie where it finally won.

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* Fortune Cookie: Back At Full Power Just In Time To Leave Next Week Edition
** Dead or Alive: Xtreme Beach Volleyball lost twice in a row, the first to chess and the next to BanjoTooie. And because it lost to Banjo by 2% (thus avoiding the 1% rule again), Myo put it onto the next cookie where it finally won.

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** Jon's goal for the first game is simply to get enough wins in Multiplayer Mode to bump himself up to C-Rank. Despite only needing three victories, this proves much harder than anticipated, and culminates in him attempting to softlock the game for the others by [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/LivelyVastTardigradeBudStar stealing a springboard]].

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* Fortune Cookie: "I Can See the Floor Again, Almost..." Edition
** While showing off ''VideoGame/SuperMarioMaker2'''s Multiplayer Mode, one of the stages proves to be a LuckBasedMission due to the moving platform in the final area. First time Jon makes it there, it's nowhere in sight, and he revives in the first area to find it completely chaotic courtesy of a Lakitu gradually flooding it with Spinies. Things only keep rolling downhill from there.


** Jon also gives the 48-hour beta for ''Override: Mech City Brawl'' a shot. At one point, after executing Setesh's Super, he goes completely invisible... but only for Jon. As his opponent [=HJTenchi=] confirms that he can still see him just fine.

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** Jon also gives the 48-hour beta for ''Override: Mech City Brawl'' ''VideoGame/OverrideMechCityBrawl'' a shot. At one point, after executing Setesh's Super, he goes completely invisible... but only for Jon. As his opponent [=HJTenchi=] confirms that he can still see him just fine.



** As the title suggests, ''Override: Mech City Brawl'''s Epic-level Bagel skin for Mya has debuted, and Jon opens the stream by showing it off. Fittingly enough, he's ''immediately'' matched against a Vidar, [[CallBack coincidentally the character that]] Tenchi latched onto for his GetBackHereBoss potential.

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** As the title suggests, ''Override: Mech City Brawl'''s ''VideoGame/OverrideMechCityBrawl'''s Epic-level Bagel skin for Mya has debuted, and Jon opens the stream by showing it off. Fittingly enough, he's ''immediately'' matched against a Vidar, [[CallBack coincidentally the character that]] Tenchi latched onto for his GetBackHereBoss potential.


** A quick CallBack from the last cookie stream happens when Jon shows off his desktop background; which is a character from a ''Series/{{Power Ranger|s}}''-styled book he's currently writing.

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** A quick CallBack from the last cookie stream happens when Jon shows off his desktop background; which is a character from a ''Series/{{Power ''Franchise/{{Power Ranger|s}}''-styled book he's currently writing.



*** After beating Grand Prix with Waluigi, Jon takes note of the fact that the credits play over footage of Waluigi driving through the sunset a-la ''Anime/LupinIIIGreenJacket''. Not only does Dan compare the scene to the opening of ''VideoGame/PokemonRubyAndSapphire'', which generates a surprising amount of fanart on its own, but someone in chat also [[https://clips.twitch.tv/AlertDirtyMagpieGingerPower jokes]] that it looks like Waluigi's mowing his lawn. Later, Camille sends Jon an edited version of the ''Ruby and Sapphire'' intro based around Dan's joke, which [[https://clips.twitch.tv/FaintEagerMartenTwitchRaid manages to catch Jon off-guard]] when it ends with a voice clip he legitimately had never heard before: Wesker shouting "nice scream, I love it!" (Actually a voice clip from ''VideoGame/SoulCaliburIV'', which Wesker's voice actor Creator/DCDouglas provided a custom male voice track for.)

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*** After beating Grand Prix with Waluigi, Jon takes note of the fact that the credits play over footage of Waluigi driving through the sunset a-la ''Anime/LupinIIIGreenJacket''. Not only does Dan compare the scene to the opening of ''VideoGame/PokemonRubyAndSapphire'', which generates a surprising amount of fanart on its own, own,
but someone in chat also [[https://clips.twitch.tv/AlertDirtyMagpieGingerPower jokes]] that it looks like Waluigi's mowing his lawn. Later, Camille sends Jon an edited version of the ''Ruby and Sapphire'' intro based around Dan's joke, which [[https://clips.twitch.tv/FaintEagerMartenTwitchRaid manages to catch Jon off-guard]] when it ends with a voice clip he legitimately had never heard before: Wesker shouting "nice scream, I love it!" (Actually a voice clip from ''VideoGame/SoulCaliburIV'', which Wesker's voice actor Creator/DCDouglas provided a custom male voice track for.)


*** Jon's amazement at the sprite of Skipper holding a club, which he compares to [[WesternAnimation/TheFlintstones Fred Flintstone]]. Cue chat spamming the inevitable [[Memes/{{Vinesauce}} GRAND]] [[Memes/GiIvaSunner DAD]].

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*** Jon's amazement at the sprite of Skipper holding a club, which he compares to [[WesternAnimation/TheFlintstones Fred Flintstone]]. Cue chat spamming the inevitable [[Memes/{{Vinesauce}} GRAND]] [[Memes/GiIvaSunner [[Memes/SiIvaGunner DAD]].


*** At one point, the game gives Jon an incredibly OffModel drawing of Film/KingKong; Jon promptly ends up [[https://clips.twitch.tv/FastFunCookieStoneLightning laughing his ass off]] at the fact that the game took the time to include his gorilla tits, [[NippledAndDimed nipples and all]].

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*** At one point, the game gives Jon an incredibly OffModel drawing of Film/KingKong; Jon promptly ends up [[https://clips.twitch.tv/FastFunCookieStoneLightning laughing his ass off]] at the fact that the game took the time to include his gorilla tits, [[NippledAndDimed nipples and all]].all.


** At one point, Luchajin lets out a very loud noise and comes into Jon's room, turns out she had just finished her ''VisualNovel/{{Danganronpa}}'' playthrough and was still riding the wave of emotion from the last trial. While it's both funny (and [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments cute]]) with how he comforts her, she eventually walks off saying she's going to get a drink. Jon playfully asks if he's gonna come up and find 3 empty wine bottles and she says that's exactly what's going to happen.

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** At one point, Luchajin lets out a very loud noise and comes into Jon's room, turns out she had just finished her ''VisualNovel/{{Danganronpa}}'' ''VisualNovel/DanganronpaTriggerHappyHavoc'' playthrough and was still riding the wave of emotion from the last trial. While it's both funny (and [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments cute]]) with how he comforts her, she eventually walks off saying she's going to get a drink. Jon playfully asks if he's gonna come up and find 3 empty wine bottles and she says that's exactly what's going to happen.


** Since Jon can't read Japanese, he decides to name the various characters of ''Puyo Puyo Tetris'' based on how they look. Since this is [[DeadpanSnarker Jon]] we're talking about, the results are something to behold. A few highlights include "Bear with Science," (Risukuma) "The World's Most Extreme Bugcatcher," (Sig) "Wonder Twins Unite!" (J & L), and "A Motherfuckin' Robot." (Z) Later, Jon discovers that his character (Bear with Science) is literally named "Squirrel Bear-senpai."

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** Since Jon can't read Japanese, he decides to name the various characters of ''Puyo Puyo Tetris'' based on how they look. Since this is [[DeadpanSnarker Jon]] we're talking about, the results are something to behold. A few highlights include "Bear with Science," (Risukuma) "The World's Most Extreme Bugcatcher," (Sig) "Wonder Twins Unite!" (J (Jay & L), Elle), and "A Motherfuckin' Robot." (Z) (Zed) Later, Jon discovers that his character (Bear with Science) is literally named "Squirrel Bear-senpai."



** "Dammit, we lost to the kung-fu fish."

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** "Dammit, we lost to the kung-fu fish."" (Suketoudara)

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