History Funny / PeppaPig

'''Madam Gazelle and Dr. Brownbear:''' ''(in unison)'' No, thank you!\\

'''Grampy Rabbit:''' ''(singing and plucking at the banjo)'' I got up this morning, and all I could see, was the moon and the stars, the moon the stars the moon the stars the stars [[OverlyLongGag the moon the stars!]]

* Mrs. Rabbit's condescending attitude toward Gertrude, Grandpa Pig's home-built locomotive in Grandpa's Little Train and Grandpa Pig's Train to the Rescue.

'''Grandpa Pig:''' Gertrude is not a toy. [[InsistentTerminology She is a miniature locomotive!]]\\
'''Mrs. Rabbit:''' Oh, that's ''nice''!

!!41- ''Chloe's Puppet Show''
* This conversation at the beginning:

* Later, during the actual puppet show, Peppa makes the puppet representing herself ask the Uncle Pig puppet if he really does always fall asleep and snore, to which Chloe makes him reply in the affirmative. The mothers tell the girls to stop slandering Uncle Pig, but then it turns out that he ''has'' fallen asleep... [[SharedFamilyQuirks and so has Daddy Pig!]]

!!57- ''Mysteries''
* Peppa and her family's favorite TV show, "Detective Potato", starring Mr. Potato with a Sherlock Holmes hat.

!!72- ''Swimming''
* When Daddy Pig jumps from the high dive, instead of making a huge splash like one would expect considering his size, he just makes an anticlimactic splosh. Even the show's biggest detractors found this funny.

!!89- ''Pretend Friend''
* When Suzy Sheep imitates her pretend friend Leo Lion to George, she doesn't seem to be concerned that she made George cry and instead just consists that Leo Lion couldn't finish his cake, and allows George to have the rest of it.

!!99- ''The Powercut''
* When the power suddenly goes back on (during Peppa's makeshift NewsBroadcast in which she says that the power has gone out [[TemptingFate and won't come back on for a long time]]), Peppa has an... interesting idea about how it happened:

!!111- ''The Camping Holiday''
* This conversation:

'''Camper Van:''' [[BorrowedCatchphrase Ho ho, you're most welcome.]]
* And the excerpt from when they feed the ducks.

!!121- ''Danny's Pirate Party''
* This:

!!122- ''Mr. Potato Comes to Town''
* When Mr. Potato tells the kids to eat their fruits and vegetables, things get awkward when Peppa asks if that includes potatoes.


!!133- ''Whistling''
* Peppa is trying to learn how to whistle, so she calls her friend Suzy to see if ''she'' can. And despite her admitting she can't:
-->'''Suzy:''' What's whistling, anyway?\\

'''Suzy:''' [[WhamLine Like this?]] ''(whistles)''\\

** Peppa also straight up admits she's happy Suzy can't whistle before the fact, since that makes her feel better about herself.

!!136- ''Grandpa Pig's Computer''
* When Mummy Pig gives her parents her old computer, Grandpa and Granny Pig insist they'll use it for important work. Of course they end up using it mainly to play the "Happy Mrs. Chicken" game, leading to Grandpa Pig frantically calling Daddy Pig for tech support.
-->'''Daddy Pig:''' What's the problem with the computer, Grandpa Pig?\\

!!142- ''Miss Rabbit's Day Off''
* Apparently, Miss Rabbit keeps a telephone inside of the ice cream container at her ice cream cart.
* Grandad Dog attempts to drive the bus, however, Mummy Sheep calls the breakdown service to fix her car, also run by Grandad Dog. How he got to Mummy Sheep was reversing the bus, causing upset to all the passengers.
---> '''Grandad Dog:''' We would like to apologise for any inconvenience this may cause to your journey!
* Apparently, one of the cures that the kids do to make Miss Rabbit better is playing music wildly.

!!143- ''The Secret Club''
* First there's the weird passwords for the club that Suzy keeps making up. She ends up telling everyone the secret words anyways, and keeps changing them so it's still a secret... even though she still tells everyone the words.
---> '''Suzy:''' You have to say the secret word.
---> '''Peppa:''' What word?
---> '''Suzy:''' Flobert-dobble.
---> '''Peppa:''' Flobert-dobble?
---> '''Suzy:''' Right! You're in!
* Suzy then goes on an important secret mission to get biscuits. How she completed it was by asking her mum if she could have the biscuits.
** The reaction from the other members of the club after she returns.
---> '''All:''' Hooray!
---> '''Suzy:''' Shhhhhh!
---> '''All:''' (quietly) Hooray!
* Following that, Suzy's mum then comes to give them some juice. Cue everyone getting upset about how Suzy told her mum about the club.

!!148- ''Mr. Fox's Van''
* It turns out that Mr. Fox has everything in his van except petrol[[note]]a British term meaning "gas" or "gasoline"[[/note]].

!!154- ''Edmond Elephant's Birthday''
* Peppa, Suzy and Danny all attempt to help Emily with the party. However, the kids don't realise how much of a handful the little ones are until the party starts.
** [[RunningGag Each game they play typically ends with the little ones all crying. Emily then comes into the kitchen and says that the game is over, with her mum thinking everything is alright, despite the crying noises in the background.]]

--->'''Suzy:''' I need to lie down!
--->'''Danny:''' I need a holiday!

!!158- ''Potato City'
* The kids end up in the titular amusement park's dinosaur garden. Mr. Potato introduces his "dinosaur friends" and claims that they walked together millions of years ago...and he's promptly corrected by Edmond Elephant, who points out [[ArtisticLicensePaleontology that the two dinosaurs shown come from different time periods]]. Suzy Sheep then asks him ''why'' he has dinosaurs in his otherwise vegetable-themed park; he tries to justify it by claiming dinosaurs ate potatoes, but is forced to admit that it's ultimately because dinosaurs are cool.

!!160- ''Basketball''
* Daddy Pig stresses the importance of being fit for playing basketball. Asked if he's fit, insists his fat is "[[BlatantLies pure muscle]]."

!!165- ''International Day''
* The kids dress up like people from different countries. They start arguing (while Candy Cat, who is UsefulNotes/{{Switzerland}} for the day, [[GeniusBonus stands between the two factions, trying to end the squabble]]. When Madame Gazelle asks if [[TakeThat they think that actual countries behave like that]], Peppa says, "[[ParentalBonus Don't they?]]"
** Even funnier when you consider the existence of the ''VideoGame/CallOfDuty'' franchise.
** The [[Webcomic/HetaliaAxisPowers Hetalia]] fandom [[NationsAsPeople understandably]] took their reactions to [=YouTube=], one step further. The results must be seen to be believed. Just look up "hetalia international day" and be prepared as HilarityEnsues.

!!167- ''Mummy Rabbit's Bump''
* The LampshadeHanging of AddedAlliterativeAppeal.
* Daddy Rabbit has to park the car, and nervous about missing the birth. An orderly assures him that [[TemptingFate giving birth always takes a long time]]. But when he's finally parked and grabbed everything for the delivery... it's over.
* Mummy Rabbit's pregnancy causes her to [[WackyCravings crave potatoes with jelly, cheese, and strawberry jam]]. Even the ''narrator'' thinks this sounds disgusting.
* The extreme underreaction of Mrs. Rabbit when Mummy Rabbit shows up at the hospital where she works as a nurse:

!!175- ''Lost Keys''
* When Daddy Pig loses his keys down a drain at the top of a mountain and goes to the gift shop. He asks Miss Rabbit if the shop sells fishing rods, so he can use one to get the keys back.
-->'''Miss Rabbit:''' We do, actually. I don't know why, we don't get fish in the mountains!


!!182- ''Mr. Potato's Christmas Show''
* Pedro [[ToiletHumour needing to go to the toilet]]. It's funnier than it sounds.
* After this, loud music gets played. Everyone thinks that the show is about to start, however...

** After this, the Mr. Potato theme plays. Peppa then thinks it's someone else's phone, however it actually is the show starting.
* Little Sprout being announced as "everyone's favourite Christmas vegetable".
* The scene where Mr. Potato needs help finding Little Sprout.
--->'''Mr. Potato:''' I can't see him!
--->'''Suzy:''' They're not very good at looking, are they?
* The scene where Mrs. Carrot becomes a "magic fairy" and flies. Suzy ends up pointing out that she's just on a piece of string.
* The very abrupt "end" to the show.
--->'''Mr. Potato:''' That's the end! Goodbye children! Happy Christmas!
--->'''Mrs. Carrot and Little Sprout:''' Happy Christmas everybody!
---> ''(curtain falls)''
--->'''Peppa:''' That was a bit quick.
* This:
--->'''Mr. Potato:''' A very important person has come to see you all! Can you guess who it is?
--->'''Father Christmas:''' Ho, ho, ho!
--->'''Suzy:''' IT'S THE QUEEN!
* When Father Christmas comes down the fake chimney, this exchange happens. Even Madame Gazelle joins in.
--->'''Father Christmas:''' Have you all been good?
--->'''Audience:''' Yes!
--->'''Father Christmas:''' Have you all been cleaning your teeth?
--->'''Audience:''' Yes!
--->'''Father Christmas:''' Have you all kept your bedrooms tidy?
--->'''Audience:''' Um...
--->'''Father Christmas:''' Jolly good!

!!183- ''Madame Gazelle's Leaving Party''
* Daddy Rabbit's saying "Rockin' Gazelles", but with his accent it almost sounds as if he said [[PrecisionFStrike "Fuckin' Gazelles"]].
* Pedro Pony is tasked with keeping Madame Gazelle from entering the school gym until her party is ready. When she asks why she can't enter he responds, "Uh... it's against the law." Pedro's huge self-satisfied smile makes it even funnier.

!!185- ''Desert Island''
* In this episode, Grandpa Pig, Grampy Rabbit, and Grandad Dog get stranded on an island, the latter two wonder what they're going to do about food. You look at Grandpa Pig's face, he has a subtle OhCrap expression.

!!193- ''Flying on Holiday''
* Mummy Pig packs a single enormous suitcase with everything they will need. When they get to the airport, Miss Rabbit at the check-in counter, working yet another one of her infinite jobs, requests their bags.

'''Miss Rabbit:''' Just pop it on the scales please. \\

!!198- ''Pedro is Late''
* Pedro misses the playgroup bus, both coming and going. Madame Gazelle has to double back for Pedro, and when they reach the exterior of the museum, they find that the bus has left without them. This prompts Madame Gazelle to wonder what happened to everyone else. Cut to Miss Rabbit leading everyone on the bus in a rousing chorus of the Bing Bong Song, all of them having forgotten about Pedro completely.
* Due to them taking almost all day to reach the museum, Mr. Rabbit was just about to close it. However, he gives them a very quick tour.
--->'''Mr. Rabbit:''' This is the king and queens room, full of old stuff. Here are the giant dinosaurs, all very nice. Space, rockets, and all that. And through this door is the most amazing place of all... it's the fantastic world you live in!
--->'''All:''' Oh.
* "Mr. Rabbit. I am a teacher. I need your car."

--->'''Pedro:''' Petrol pumps ''([[ClintSquint narrows eyes]])''... [[MundaneObjectAmazement interesting...]]

!!203- ''George's Balloon''
* Peppa describing balloons.

!!204- ''Peppa's Circus''
* Grandad Pig's explanation of what Peppa needs to say as the ringmaster, followed by her response.
-->'''Grandad Pig:''' Welcome to my circus! See the impossible... the amazing... the incredible feats of daring do!
-->'''Peppa:''' Uh... welcome to my circus! It's got amazing feet!

!!210- ''The Golden Boots''
* The fact that somehow, [[NewJobAsThePlotDemands Miss Rabbit set up a shop on the moon]].

!!215- ''Miss Rabbit's Taxi''
* Miss Rabbit starts talking like a stereotypical British cab driver when she's operating her taxi:

!!225- ''Move to Music''
* The music player glitches out and makes weird noises. Cue the kids dancing to what they call "space music".

!!228- ''The Police''
* [[BlatantLies "Everyone loves the police!"]] Said ''just'' as said police are turning their lights on at someone. Cue end of episode.

!!235- ''Nursery Rhymes''
* After Zoe Zebra starts singing "Little Bo Peep":

!!236- ''Masks''
* It's revealed that Madame Gazelle keeps the class supply of glitter in a ''[[SeriousBusiness locked vault]]'' because of glitter's tendency to get everywhere and create a mess.

!!252- ''Super Potato''
* The titular superhero (who turns out to be real, and not just Mr. Potato in costume) visits the playgroup to encourage the children to eat fruits and vegetables. But all they want to talk about are his super powers.
-->'''Rebecca:''' What is the tallest building you've ever jumped?
-->'''Super Potato:''' What's that? Why do I like carrots so much? I'll tell you why! Because they're so tasty!

-->'''Suzy:''' Have you ever eaten a potato?
-->'''Super Potato:''' Uhhhhh... (singing) fruit and vegetables keep us alive, always remember to eat your five!
* Now that doctors apparently recommend you eat seven pieces of fruit a day, this leads to Super Potato trying to fit it in his song.

!!291- ''Valentines Day''
* In "Valentine's Day", Daddy Pig for a moment gets surprised when he mistakenly believes Mummy Pig gave a Valentine card to Mr. Zebra, the mailman.

!!298- ''In the Future''
* When George grows up, he'll be a dinosaur. As in, a man going to work in a dinosaur costume.
* In the future, Peppa's job will be doing important work on her computer like Mummy Pig. Cut to her all grown up playing Happy Mrs. Chicken.
* In the future, Peppa will live in a big house with all their friends. And [[MassiveNumberedSiblings a large amount of children]].

!!298- ''Detective Potato''
* The intro has Detective Potato try and find Mrs. Carrot's bicycle. The first one he finds isn't her bicycle.
* The police state how mysteries can't be solved within a flash like on telly. Cue Detective Potato storming in.

!!310- ''Please and Thank You''
* The game that Madame Gazelle plays with Danny and Suzy goes horribly wrong.
-->'''Danny''': Can I have the apple please?
-->'''Suzy''': No.
-->'''Madame Gazelle:''' Suzy!?
-->'''Suzy''': He's already got an apple.
-->'''Madame Gazelle:''' This is not about apples, it is about saying please!
* Madame Gazelle forgetting to say thank you to Mr. Bull.
-->'''Mr. Bull:''' I've finished cutting the grass, Madame Gazelle.
-->'''Madame Gazelle:''' Very good, Mr. Bull! Goodbye.
-->''(slams door)''

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!!384- ''Clouds''
* Peppa pretends to be a cloud and suggests to George to be one. Not liking the idea - George cries. Daddy Pig and Peppa soon notice that he ''is'' pretending to be a cloud because he is [[Main/BreakingTheFourthWall raining]].
-->'''Daddy Pig:''' George? You're a brilliant pretend cloud because you are raining!
-->'''Peppa:''' Yes! George is the best cloud ever!

* [[RunningGag Anytime]] [[PronetoTears George]] [[OcularGushers cries]] can be this for people.

* Grampy Rabbit, full-stop. He's voiced by Creator/BrianBlessed, and his famously-loud voice is incorporated into the character. One example is when Grandpa Dog radios him to sound the lighthouse foghorn. So what does he do? Shout ''FOOOOOOOOOG!'' into a loudhailer.

[[caption-width-right:350:"Oh Daddy, now you really have broken the wall!"]]