History Funny / Pathfinder

* The cover of the Monster Codex gets funnier the longer you look at it. The [[OurVampiresAreDifferent vampire]] is trying to [[VampiresAreSexGods chat up the drow]] [[SubvertedTrope and she's having none of it]]; the [[StupidEvil goblin]] reaching into the cookpot looks like he's about to get punched in his oversized head by [[OurOrcsAreDifferent the chef]]; the duergar is detailing his plan to the [[BigEater troll]] and [[HillbillyHorrors ogre]] ([[StepThreeProfit said "plan" is literally stick figures of a humanoid and a giant with a club, labeled "PLAN"]]); the [[SerialKiller bugbear]], troglodyte and gnoll are playing a dice game themselves (including an easily recognizable d4, d8 and d12), and the [[ProudMerchantRace ratfolk]] is showing the viewer how to get so many people of so many different races to get along: make it a party, and [[ARoundOfDrinksForTheHouse bring the booze.]]

* There is a mystic location of unmatched power, known as the Starstone. Those who enter are subjected to unfathomable tests of a nature unknown to mortals. Those who fail are never heard from again. Those who succeed become ''gods.'' This would be fairly standard epic-fantasy stuff if not for a young fellow named Cayden Cailean, who inadvertently staggered into the Starstone in a state of advanced inebriation, and found himself elevated into the pantheon of Golarion... [[WhatDidIDoLastNight without a clue as to how he did it.]]

* The fact that Cayden Cailean became a god while [[InVinoVeritas piss-drunk]] and [[WhatDidIDoLastNight still doesn't remember how he did it.]]

* The entirety of the 'We Be Goblins' module.
** The fact that 'We Be Goblins' canonically takes place before the 'Jade Regent' Adventure Path, with the people of Varisia having to deal with the mess your WBG PC's set into motion.
*** Then 'We Be Goblins Too!' takes place after ''that''.

* ''Champions of Purity'' has a picture of Hayato (Iconic Samurai) surrounded by [[RidiculouslyCuteCritter Ridiculously]] UglyCute baby goblins, and clearly having no idea what to do with the crying infants. The name of the image? [[http://paizo.com/image/content/PathfinderPlayerCompanion/PZO9431-GoblinNursery.jpg Goblin Nursery]].
** Also, the smirk on Imrijka's face as she holds a bound Mite upside-down.

* At the start of ''Rise of the Runelords'', players may find themselves caught up in one of these when faced with [[MsFanservice Shayliss Vinder.]] See [[http://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ptnw&page=1?The-Shopkeepers-Daughter this thread on the messageboards]] for reactions to this sequence, culminating in a scenario worthy of Yakety Sax.
* The ''Goblins'' comics. Especially the first tale, where a band of the little psychopaths start Starscreaming each other over the magic Eye of a lich, each popping out their own eye, putting the artifact in, and getting killed in the middle of their AGodAmI speech.

* Early in the "Reign of Winter" Adventure path, the party gets the opportunity to skin a Winter Wolf and turn its pelt into an item that can temporarily disguise you as a Winter Wolf. After passing though a city gate guarded by Winter Wolves in human form, a PC wearing that pelt will get pulled over by one of them. No, she didn't recognize the wolf you made it out of, she [[GoneHorriblyRight really thinks the player is a fellow Winter Wolf, and wants to ask them out]]!
* ''Pathfinder Unchained'' uses an illustration right out of WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes to illustrate moral dilemmas; Seelah the paladin is practically tearing her hair out at the sight of a tree with two signs on it pointing opposite directions: "Antipaladin's Castle" and "''Burning Orphanage''". And the antipaladin is [[DickDastardlyStopsToCheat hiding right behind the tree]].
** From the same book, noted arrogant JerkAss Alain the cavalier reduced to herding sheep.

-->'''Sean K. Reynolds''': "''And not that I think this discussion should be "my specific group has/had it worse than your group." We're all a bunch of socially-ostracized gamer nerds who couldn't get a date in high school. Well, except for Sutter, who everyone finds irresistible. Damn him.''"

* Ultimate Intrigue has an amusing picture of Imrijka and Balazar wearing each others [[NiceHat Nice Hats]].
** Another picture has Alain kissing a pig. In a conical princess hat.

* The cover of the Monster Codex gets funnier the longer you look at it. The [[OurVampiresAreDifferent vampire]] is trying to [[VampiresAreSexGods chat up the drow]] [[SubvertedTrope and she's having none of it]]; the [[StupidEvil goblin]] reaching into the cookpot looks like he's about to get punched in his oversized head by [[OurOrcsAreDifferent the chef]]; the duergar is detailing his plan to the [[BigEater troll]] and [[HillbillyHorrors ogre]] ([[StepThreeProfit said "plan" is literally stick figures of a humanoid and a giant with a club, labeled "PLAN"]]); the [[SerialKiller bugbear]], troglodyte and gnoll are playing a dice game themselves (including an easily recognizable d4, d8 and d12), and the [[ProudMerchantRace ratfolk]] is showing the viewer how to get so many people of so many different races to get along: make it a party, and [[ARoundOfDrinksForTheHouse bring the booze.]]

* Double duty of a Awesome moment: [[http://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rj9v&page=6?101-Achievements-for-Playing-an-RPG#297 MagusJanus]] accidentally summons the Tarrasque ''four times'' in one campaign. ''And lives''.

** Another picture has Alain kissing a pig. In a conical princess hat.

* Ultimate Intrigue has an amusing picture of Imrijka and Balazar wearing each others [[NiceHat Nice Hats]].

-->'''Wayne Reynolds''': I always intended it to be the key to her chastity belt.

--> ''As a gay, left-handed, latino gamer ([[TwoferTokenMinority talk about minorities]]), I don't think Pathfinder is ethically problematic in the least.''

* Early in the "Reign of Winter" Adventure path, the party gets the opportunity to skin a Winter Wolf and turn it's pelt into an item that can temporarily disguise you as a Winter Wolf. After passing though a city gate guarded by Winter Wolves in human form, a PC wearing that pelt will get pulled over by one of them. No, [[BecauseImJonesy she didn't recognize the wolf you made it out of]], she [[GoneHorriblyRight really thinks the player is a fellow Winter Wolf, and wants to ask them out]]!

** Also, from the same thread:
--> ''As a gay, left-handed, latino gamer (talk about minorities), I don't think Pathfinder is ethically problematic in the least.''

-->'''Sean K. Reynolds''': "''And not that I think this discussion should be "my specific group has/had it worse than your group." We're all a bunch of socially-ostracized gamer nerds who couldn't get a date in high school. Well, except for Sutter, who everyone finds irresistible. Damn him.''"

->'''Sean K. Reynolds''': "''And not that I think this discussion should be "my specific group has/had it worse than your group." We're all a bunch of socially-ostracized gamer nerds who couldn't get a date in high school. Well, except for Sutter, who everyone finds irresistible. Damn him.''"

-->"'''''Kobolds Taste Terrible.''' [[TakeOurWordForIt This is best taken on faith.]]''"

* ''Pathfinder Unchained'' uses an illustration right out of LooneyTunes to illustrate moral dilemmas; Seelah the paladin is practically tearing her hair out at the sight of a tree with two signs on it pointing opposite directions: "Antipaladin's Castle" and "''Burning Orphanage''". And the antipaladin is [[DickDastardlyStopsToCheat hiding right behind the tree]].

-->''The origin of the owlbear is a subject of great debate among scholars of the monstrous creatures of the world. However, most concur that at some point in the distant past, a deranged wizard created the original specimans by crossing an owl with a bear – perhaps as proof of some insane concept about the nature of life, but possibly out of sheer lunacy.''

** From the same book, noted arrogant JerkAss Alain the cavalier reduced to herding sheep.

* ''Pathfinder Unchained'' uses an illustration right out of LooneyTunes to illustrate moral dilemmas; Seelah the paladin is practically tearing her hair out at the sight of a tree with two signs on it pointing opposite directions: "Antipaladin's Castle" and "''Burning Orphanage''". And the antipaladin is [[DickDastardlyStopsToCheat hiding right behind the tree]].

* ''Pathfinder Unchained'' uses an illustration right out of LooneyTunes to illustrate moral dilemmas; Seelah the paladin is practically tearing her hair out at the sight of a tree with two signs on it pointing opposite directions: "Antipaladin's Castle" and "''Burning orphanage''". And the antipaladin is [[DickDastardlyStopsToCheat hiding right behind the tree]].

* Early in the "Reign of Winter" Adventure path, the party gets the opportunity to skin a Winter Wolf and turn it's pelt into an item that can temporarily disguise you as a Winter Wolf. After passing though a city gate guarded by Winter Wolves in human form, a PC wearing that pelt will get pulled over by one of them. No, [[BecauseImJonesy she didn't recognize the wolf you made it out of]], she [[GoneHorriblyRight really thinks the player is a fellow Winter Wolf, and wants to ask them out]]!

* While the birth of Balazar's eidolon Padrig is [[BigDamnHeroes mostly]] [[Awesome/{{Pathfinder}} awesome]], the fact that his head is that of a chicken comes from the fact that Balazar hadn't eaten all day and was getting hungry.

* The ''Goblins'' comics. Especially the first tale, where a band of the little psychopaths start Starscreaming each other over the magic Eye of a lich, each popping out their own eye, putting the artifact in, and getting killed in the middle of their AGodAmI speech.

* At the start of ''Rise of the Runelords'', players may find themselves caught up in one of these when faced with [[MsFanservice Shayliss Vinder.]] See [[http://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ptnw&page=1?The-Shopkeepers-Daughter this thread on the messageboards]] for reactions to this sequence, culminating in a scenario worthy of Yakety Sax.

* ''Champions of Purity'' has a picture of Hayato (Iconic Samurai) surrounded by [[RidiculouslyCuteCritter Ridiculously]] UglyCute baby goblins, and clearly having no idea what to do with the crying infants. The name of the image? Goblin Nursery.

* The fact that Cayden Cailean became a god while [[InVinoVeritas piss-drunk]] and still doesn't remember how he did it.
* ''Champions of Purity'' has a picture of Hayato (Iconic Samurai) surrounded by baby Goblins, and clearly having no idea what to do with them.

* ''Faiths & Philosphies'' contains a tract-like screed against alternate forms of faith in Golarion written by a follower of Iomedae.

** Also, the smirk on Imrijka's face as she holds a bound Mite upside-down.

* The fact that Cayden Cailean became a god while [[InVinoVeritas piss-drunk]] and still doesn't remember how he did it.

The entirety of the 'We Be Goblins' module.