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** Gina is married to Kevin and acts looks and acts like him.

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* Gina managing to get rid of the over-politicised news media that have been harassing the police force by staging a scene of a black Trump supporter mounting a morbidly obese Muslim transgender NRA member while she's performing an abortion on a pro-gay Nazi pro-lifer. Unable to make that bizarre combination of hot-button issues fit either a liberal or a conservative narrative, all the media figures essentially have a Villainous Breakdown and flee the town en masse. Except for Sean Hannity, who turns out to be a robot and promptly short-circuits!




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* Gina managing to get rid of the over-politicised news media that have been harassing the police force by staging a scene of a black Trump supporter mounting a morbidly obese Muslim transgender NRA member while she's performing an abortion on a pro-gay Nazi pro-lifer. Unable to make that bizarre combination of hot-button issues fit either a liberal or a conservative narrative, all the media figures essentially have a Villainous Breakdown and flee the town en masse. Except for Sean Hannity, who turns out to be a robot and promptly short-circuits!
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** Gina is married to Kevin and acts looks and acts like him.
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--> '''Fitz''': The doctor said I have no mental health issues or hang-ups! Which was weird, because I never had any before...

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--> '''Fitz''': ---> '''Fitz:''' The doctor said I have no mental health issues or hang-ups! Which was weird, because I never had any before...
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* After Kevin [[MidSuicideRegret changes his mind about killing himself and hangs on to the bridge]], he's repeatedly hit in the balls by the passing by boats.
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** She dances with a corpse half naked during a funeral before puking blood on the cadaver.
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** She shows up to an interview with bloodshot eyes and bloody clothes and babbles nonsense. It ends with her biting off her own finger.

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* Due to accidentally taking Bullet's drugs instead of her prescription pills, Karen makes a fool of herself throughout the episode.
** Karen acts like she's at a rave at the museum and has sex with a dinosaur exhibit.
* In order to protect himself, Thester hired Robby and Delbert and had them [[InsaneTrollLogic undergo plastic surgery to look like Saddam Hussein and act as his bodyguards]].
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* Fitz inadvertently reveals that he was one of Dusty's mom's clients when she prostituted herself.
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* None of the members of the Resistance are interested in listening to Clapper's story of how he became pants.
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---> '''Randall:''' ''GIMME THAT GODDAMNED CHICKEN!!''

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---> --> '''Randall:''' ''GIMME THAT GODDAMNED CHICKEN!!''

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[[AC:Welcome to Paradise]]



* The liberal news anchors ridiculous claim that the police is linked to "Russian ogliarch" Boris Badenov, the villain from the old Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons.
** She tries to link ''Donald Trump Jr'' to Badenov! Politics aside, he wasn't even born when those cartoons were made!



* The dramatic reveal of Dusty's Mama's secret fried chicken recipe that he wouldn't give up even under his friend being tortured: flour, water and black pepper. Of course, Dusty had no idea that the "flour" he'd been using was heroin, which is the real reason why his chicken was such a hit. Bullet even tries revealing this to avoid torture by the Red Lobster guys, [[CassandraTruth only for neither them or Dusty to believe him]].
--> '''Dusty''': Jeez, Bullet, if you're going to lie, at least make it believable!
** The Red Lobster mooks use one of their trademark cheddar cheese biscuits to torture Bullet by smashing him in the balls with it, because they're so dry and dense that it's like being hit with a cinderblock.
*** Worse, they have to torture Bullet for one hour before Dusty finally caves in begs them to not hurt his friend. Bullet's reaction says it all.
----> '''Buller:''' ''ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!''
** Randall is the first person to try Dusty's chicken, and becomes a hopeless addict due to the heroin, to the point that he's selling blowjobs for chicken money right next to Dusty's foodtruck. He even gets to appear in the commercial Dusty commissions for the truck.
---> '''Randall:''' ''GIMME THAT GODDAMNED CHICKEN!!''
** Dusty becoming known as vicious drug lord "El Chefe" because the drug kingpin he was talking to thought Dusty was talking about killing people when he was really talking about killing chickens for his food truck. Though admittedly, ripping their heads off with his bare hands is still pretty disturbing. Also, when the drug lord asks who taught him such brutality, Dusty cheerfully replies "my Mama!"
*** While Dusty is saying this, a guard in the background [[FunnyBackgroundEvent pukes before doing the sign of the cross]].
* Fitz incredibly poor performance as a cop due to insisting on performing self-care actions like meditation or playing a piccolo flute during heists.

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* The dramatic reveal of Dusty's Mama's secret fried chicken recipe that he wouldn't give up even under his friend being tortured: flour, water and black pepper. Of course, Dusty had no idea that
[[AC:Ass on
the "flour" he'd been using was heroin, which is the real reason why his chicken was such a hit. Bullet even tries revealing this to avoid torture by the Red Lobster guys, [[CassandraTruth only for neither them or Dusty to believe him]].
--> '''Dusty''': Jeez, Bullet, if you're going to lie, at least make it believable!
** The Red Lobster mooks use one of their trademark cheddar cheese biscuits to torture Bullet by smashing him in the balls with it, because they're so dry and dense that it's like being hit with a cinderblock.
*** Worse, they have to torture Bullet for one hour before Dusty finally caves in begs them to not hurt his friend. Bullet's reaction says it all.
----> '''Buller:''' ''ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!''
** Randall is the first person to try Dusty's chicken, and becomes a hopeless addict due to the heroin, to the point that he's selling blowjobs for chicken money right next to Dusty's foodtruck. He even gets to appear in the commercial Dusty commissions for the truck.
---> '''Randall:''' ''GIMME THAT GODDAMNED CHICKEN!!''
** Dusty becoming known as vicious drug lord "El Chefe" because the drug kingpin he was talking to thought Dusty was talking about killing people when he was really talking about killing chickens for his food truck. Though admittedly, ripping their heads off with his bare hands is still pretty disturbing. Also, when the drug lord asks who taught him such brutality, Dusty cheerfully replies "my Mama!"
*** While Dusty is saying this, a guard in the background [[FunnyBackgroundEvent pukes before doing the sign of the cross]].
* Fitz incredibly poor performance as a cop due to insisting on performing self-care actions like meditation or playing a piccolo flute during heists.
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* Fitz's incredibly poor performance as a cop due to insisting on performing self-care actions like meditation or playing a piccolo flute during heists.
* The liberal news anchors ridiculous claim that the police is linked to "Russian ogliarch" Boris Badenov, the villain from the old Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons.
** She tries to link ''Donald Trump Jr'' to Badenov! Politics aside, he wasn't even born when those cartoons were made!

[[AC:Karla]]
* TheAllegedCar Randall forces Kevin to use as his police vehicle. It doesn't even have a ''siren'', just Hobo-Cop shoving his hand into a cat's ass and having its painful yowling to mimic the sound of one.
* Randall is the first person to try Dusty's chicken, and becomes a hopeless addict due to the heroin, to the point that he's selling blowjobs for chicken money right next to Dusty's foodtruck. He even gets to appear in the commercial Dusty commissions for the truck.
---> '''Randall:''' ''GIMME THAT GODDAMNED CHICKEN!!''
* Dusty becoming known as vicious drug lord "El Chefe" because the drug kingpin he was talking to thought Dusty was talking about killing people when he was really talking about killing chickens for his food truck. Though admittedly, ripping their heads off with his bare hands is still pretty disturbing. Also, when the drug lord asks who taught him such brutality, Dusty cheerfully replies "my Mama!"
** While Dusty is saying this, a guard in the background [[FunnyBackgroundEvent pukes in his mouth before doing the sign of the cross]].
* The dramatic reveal of Dusty's Mama's secret fried chicken recipe that he wouldn't give up even under his friend being tortured: flour, water and black pepper. Of course, Dusty had no idea that the "flour" he'd been using was heroin, which is the real reason why his chicken was such a hit. Bullet even tries revealing this to avoid torture by the Red Lobster guys, [[CassandraTruth only for neither them nor Dusty to believe him]].
--> '''Dusty''': Jeez, Bullet, if you're going to lie, at least make it believable!
** The Red Lobster mooks use one of their trademark cheddar cheese biscuits to torture Bullet by smashing him in the balls with it, because they're so dry and dense that it's like being hit with a cinderblock.
*** Worse, they have to torture Bullet for one hour before Dusty finally caves in begs them to not hurt his friend. Bullet's reaction says it all.
----> '''Bullet:''' ''ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!''

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* TheAllegedCar Randall forces Kevin to use as his police vehicle. It doesn't even have a ''siren'', just Hobo-Cop shoving his hand into a cat's ass and having it's painful yowling to mimic the sound of one.



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[[AC:Big Ball Energy]]



* The reveal that Disney manufactures child stars. When they drop one on his head, causing him to develop wall-eyes, they immediately give up on trying to make him a serious actor and put him on the Disney Channel, where he's known as "Wall-Eyed Wally". Oh, and said child star turns out to be [[spoiler:Delbert]].

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[[AC:Who Ate Wally's Waffles?]]
* The reveal that Disney manufactures child stars. When they drop one on his head, causing him to develop wall-eyes, they immediately give up on trying to make him a serious actor and put him on the Disney Channel, where he's known as "Wall-Eyed Wally". Oh, and said child star turns out to be [[spoiler:Delbert]].Delbert.



--> '''Robbie''': I'll save you, Delbert! *Goofy whimpers as he bleeds out and dies* What the hell ''is'' this thing?!

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--> ---> '''Robbie''': I'll save you, Delbert! *Goofy ''[Goofy whimpers as he bleeds out and dies* dies]'' What the hell ''is'' this thing?!thing?!

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* Karen wasn't very upset that she slept through the ''WesternAnimation/{{Brickleberry}}'' crossover episode.
--> '''Karen:''' ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' in the woods? Pass.
** Even funnier, when Randall first told her about it, she hoped it was ''WesternAnimation/BigMouth''.
* During the ''Brickleberry'' crossover, Malloy disappears, and due to a poacher being active at the park, Woody is terrified that Malloy is one of his victims, with the rest of the crossover being spent trying to find him. Right at the end, it turns out Malloy had actually gotten stuck in Dusty's fat folds when the two casts were fighting and had been trapped there the whole time.

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* Karen wasn't very upset that she slept through the ''WesternAnimation/{{Brickleberry}}'' crossover episode.
--> '''Karen:''' ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' in the woods? Pass.
** Even funnier, when Randall first told her about it, she hoped it was ''WesternAnimation/BigMouth''.
* During a fight between the ''Brickleberry'' crossover, cops and rangers, Malloy disappears, and due to a poacher being active at the park, Woody is terrified that Malloy is one of his victims, with the rest of the crossover being spent trying to find him. Right at the end, it turns out Malloy had actually gotten stuck in Dusty's fat folds when the two casts were fighting and had been trapped there the whole time.




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* Karen wasn't very upset that she slept through the ''WesternAnimation/{{Brickleberry}}'' crossover episode.
--> '''Karen:''' ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' in the woods? Pass.
** Even funnier, when Randall first told her about it, she hoped it was ''WesternAnimation/BigMouth''.



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* Randall holds a funeral for the mutant boy Dobbie, who he bonded with in season 2, and brings in Dobbie's "parents", Robbie and Delbert, to say a few words, only for Robbie to summarize the plot from ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheChamberOfSecrets'' instead.
--> '''Randall:''' What the hell are you talking about?!\\
'''Robbie:''' Oh sorry, we thought this was a funeral for that bug-eyed troll from Harry Potter!\\
'''Delbert:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Maggie]] [[Creator/MaggieSmith Smith?]]




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[[AC:Ice Ice Babies]]




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[[AC:Showdown at the O-bese Corral]]




[[AC:How the Cookie Crumbles]]



* After getting fed up with Hopson's constant nonsense and gross sex stories, Randall fires him from Paradise PD. Not the police department, [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall the show itself]]. As a result, Hopson spends the rest of the episode trying to find a new job. At first, it seems he got a new role on ''WesternAnimation/TheBossBaby'', only to reveal he's actually one of the Hormone Monsters from ''WesternAnimation/BigMouth'', and tries to give Boss Baby advice about sex. He quickly gets fired again.
** When Kevin and Bullet come looking for him, he's gotten the role as Morty on ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty'', leading to a hilarious TakeThat to the shows annoying, self-absorbed fandom.
---> '''Bullet:''' Wow, I wish our show could make ugly, crusty virgins feel smart!
** It then turns out that Rick hung himself after having to deal with Hopson for about an afternoon.



* At the start of episode 7, Karen discovers that Randall [[BubbleBoy put her in a giant bubble]] to protect their unborn child. When she cuts it open and tries to leave the house, she runs into the house bubble that Randall also put up.

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[[AC:Blind Drunk]]
* At the start of episode 7, the episode, Karen discovers that Randall [[BubbleBoy put her in a giant bubble]] to protect their unborn child. When she cuts it open and tries to leave the house, she runs into the house bubble that Randall also put up.



* After getting fed up with Hopson's constant nonsense and gross sex stories, Randall fires him from Paradise PD. Not the police department, [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall the show itself]]. As a result, Hopson spends the rest of the episode trying to find a new job. At first, it seems he got a new role on ''WesternAnimation/TheBossBaby'', only to reveal he's actually one of the Hormone Monsters from ''WesternAnimation/BigMouth'', and tries to give Boss Baby advice about sex. He quickly gets fired again.
** When Kevin and Bullet come looking for him, he's gotten the role as Morty on ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty'', leading to a hilarious TakeThat to the shows annoying, self-absorbed fandom.
---> '''Bullet:''' Wow, I wish our show could make ugly, crusty virgins feel smart!
** It then turns out that Rick hung himself after having to deal with Hopson for about an afternoon.




[[AC:Blimp City]]



* After [[Recap/ParadisePDS03E09TheWorldAccordingToLARP getting high and thinking Bullet was food]], Dusty reveals that he ate Bullet's tail and it got stuck on the way out, giving him Bullet's tail to use.

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[[AC:The World According to LARP]]
* The entire LARP adventure is revealed to be a shared hallucination from inhaling burning drugs, with the weapons turning out to be sex toys and the giant monster being a bunch of people having an orgy.

[[AC:Fetal Attraction]]
* After [[Recap/ParadisePDS03E09TheWorldAccordingToLARP getting high and thinking Bullet was food]], food at the end of the previous episode, Dusty reveals that he ate Bullet's tail and it got stuck on the way out, giving him Bullet's tail to use.




[[AC:What Happens in Twatemala]]



* Randall holds a funeral for the mutant boy Dobbie, who he bonded with in season 2, and brings in Dobbie's "parents", Robbie and Delbert, to say a few words, only for Robbie to summarize the plot from ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheChamberOfSecrets'' instead.
--> '''Randall:''' What the hell are you talking about?!\\
'''Robbie:''' Oh sorry, we thought this was a funeral for that bug-eyed troll from Harry Potter!\\
'''Delbert:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Maggie]] [[Creator/MaggieSmith Smith?]]

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* Randall holds a funeral for the mutant boy Dobbie, who he bonded with in season 2, and brings in Dobbie's "parents", Robbie and Delbert, to say a few words, only for Robbie to summarize the plot from ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheChamberOfSecrets'' instead.
--> '''Randall:''' What the hell are you talking about?!\\
'''Robbie:''' Oh sorry, we thought this was a funeral for that bug-eyed troll from Harry Potter!\\
'''Delbert:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Maggie]] [[Creator/MaggieSmith Smith?]]

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* When AFKAK talks to Clappers, he's incredulous that the latter was let back into the FBI rather than curious as to how Clappers is now a pair of pants.
--> '''Clappers:''' Why is that everyone's first question?! I'm ''pants'' goddammit!
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* As HR told Thester he couldn't pour hot coffee down his subordinates' pants as a punishment for not performing, he demonstrates how painful it would be by pouring it down his own pants.

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