History Funny / PaperMarioTheThousandYearDoor

* A minor one, but the fact that supposedly Hooktail, a massive dragon, takes the time to write letters to her brother Gloomtail, also a massive dragon that's been in a palace that's been locked for at least a century (comparatively, it'd be easier for her to write letters for her other brother Bonetail). Post office services must be very impressive.

* During the Chapter 6 Bowser interlude, Bowser walks into Rogueport Plaza and scares away some civilians. When Kammy tells him of suspicious underground door, Bowser leaves to investigate. When Bowser leaves, Luigi walks into the plaza with a question mark in his speech bubble.

--->'''Goombella:''' Are you like, the biggest floozy ever or what?
--->'''Koops:''' Oh, my! You're so... bold... Is that legal?

-->'''Goombella:''' Professor, he's Mario! You know, the famous one!
-->'''Prof. Frankly:''' Oh, I'm sorry. I'm such a bookworm, I haven't a clue about what's "hip" right now.

--->'''Mario:''' *Does dramatic pose*
--->'''Prof. Frankly:''' *In all caps* '''WHO???'''
--->'''Mario:''' *immediately {{Face Fault}}s*

--->'''Bowser--Extra Lives = ∞'''
--->Fiesta!

-->"I'm not funny, sir!"\\

-->'''Hammer Bro:''' Lord Bowser! I have been training day and night to help you conquer the world! Should the time come, I shall be ready! Order me as you please, Your Surliness!
-->'''Bowser:''' Uh... super. In that case, I order you to do some sit-ups, Tubby.

-->'''Bowser:''' And don't stop until even your hammer has abs!

-->"Pbbbthbtth! Am I Mario's baby-sitter? I don't care what he's doing! Are you going to call me every time that guy blows his nose, or what? Sheesh!"

-->"What's that you say? You're a great and evil king? Suuuure... Listen, buddy, I think you've been spending too much time in the sun." (or something like that)

--->(After receiving the threatening e-mail in Chapter 3) "Never one to respond kindly to threats, Mario will go on a rampage and [[ChairmanOfTheBrawl hit everyone in the locker room with a steel folding chair]]. (Not really)"
--->(When the Russian-accented Bob-ombs reveal their giant cannon to fire Mario to the moon) "Considering most of the Bob-ombs speak with Russian accents, those of you who grew up in [[UsefulNotes/ColdWar the '60s]] may feel a bit nervous when you see the enormous weapon rise from a silo. Resist the urge to hide under a desk and tuck your head between your legs."

-->'''Pa-Patch:''' Hey, you want to know what smells ''really'' suspicious? Flavio's armpit! (This line comes complete with really small text and a fart sound effect) Smells like low tide!
-->'''Flavio:''' That's enough, you mutinous jokers!

--->'''Flavio:''' And what about you, Squinty? You turned to jelly when you saw all those ghosts!
--->'''Pa-Patch:''' What are you talkin' 'bout?!? You were the one quakin' in 'is boots, fancy pants!
--->'''Flavio:''' ...wait. Wait one moment. Did... did you just call the great Flavio "fancy pants"?
--->'''Pa-Patch:''' That's right, fancy pants! Fancy pants! Fancy pants! Fancy pants! Fancy pants!
--->'''Flavio:''' Why you little CYCLOPS! Flavio demands satisfaction! You! Me! Hammers! At dawn!
--->'''Pa-Patch:''' Oy, that's right fine by me! I can't wait to put a few dents in those fancy threads!

--->I zoned out. What was that again?
--->[[SarcasmMode Yes. I get it. It's terrible.]]

-->'''Punio:''' Huh? Uh... You didn't come here to eat me?
-->'''Punio:''' And you're not bullies?
-->Option 1: "Of course not!"
-->Option 2: "'''[[VideoGameCrueltyPotential Guess again, nerd!]]'''"

-->'''Bobbery:''' Well, you're hardly my type, either, you young scallywag!
-->'''Yoshi:''' Hey, take a long walk off a short pier, you dork! Who'd date you, anyway?
-->'''Koops:''' Wow, I am not feeling attractive right now...
-->'''Flurrie:''' Well, I never! How rude! Go get your eyes checked, young man! I am a PRIZE!
-->'''Vivian:''' You're not really doing much to impress me either, bud!
-->'''Ms. Mowz:''' Mmmn... [[ImpliedDeathThreat I'd avoid dark alleys for a while if I were you.]]

-->'''Fighter:''' AIGH! HURTS!
-->'''Paramedic 1:''' Keep quiet.
-->'''Fighter:''' MY FOOOOOT!
-->'''Paramedic 2:''' Oh, you're fine. Just shut up.
-->'''Paramedic 1:''' Apply pressure right there.
-->'''Fighter:''' OOOOOOOUCH!
-->'''Paramedic 1:''' Do we have a gag, maybe?
-->'''Paramedic 2:''' C'mon, get a grip, will you?
-->'''Fighter:''' MOMMMMMMY!
-->'''Paramedic 2:''' Outta the way up there!

-->'''Flurrie:''' I should like to request that we ''never'' do that again.
-->'''Goombella:''' That... ''was'' maybe the grossest thing I've ever done.

-->'''Frankly:''' Are all of you ready? And you there! In front of the TV! You listen too!
-->'''Crump:''' Hey! You there! In front of the TV! It may be obvious to you who I really am, but no telling Mario, or else!