History Funny / PantyAndStockingWithGarterbelt

-->'''Panty:''' Wait! Something's up. She didn't call me a whore. ''(peeks out of the bathroom only for lasers to aim at her face)''
-->'''Stocking:''' Ha! You're not just a whore, you're a stupid whore!
-->'''Panty:''' You and your lame-ass fucking dick moves, I should've seen that coming!
-->'''Narrator:''' The Stockingcons escape trouble by donning diapers.
-->'''Stocking:''' When it comes to war, anything goes. ''(pulls out a megaphone)'' KILL THE BITCH!!! ''(EarthShatteringKaboom)''

-->'''Panty:''' Fuck! Son of a bitch!
-->'''Stocking:''' You motherfucker!
-->'''Panty:''' Oh yeah, you fatherfucker!

-->'''Stocking:''' [[NoblewomansLaugh Ohhhhhhh]]-[[ActorAllusion hohoho]][[Manga/OuranHighSchoolHostClub hohoho~!]] Chuuuuuuuck, come heeeeeeere~! [takes Chuck to the elevator while ''twirling'' to beat the shit out of him] SPIT IT OUT RIGHT NOW OR I'LL GAG YOU WITH A TOOTHBRUSH AND EAT THE CHUNKS LEFT OVER FROM EVERY DONUT HOLE YOU'VE STOLEN FROM ME IN THE PAST 48 HOURS! [Chuck pukes] TRY AGAIN!

* Brief's reaction to Garterbelt coming back to life: he screams/gasps in a manner that sound more like a goofy laugh, which really sounds nothing like how he normally sounds.

-->'''Panty:''' Ew! That was gross.
-->'''Stocking:''' You asked for it it. Having fun yet?
-->'''Panty:''' Fuck that! I'm not sticking my fist in there!
-->'''Stocking:''' [[ARareSentence Not often you get to say that.]]
-->'''Panty:''' Well played, hooker. (Loser Ghost splashes them with toilet water)
-->'''Loser Ghost:''' By the way, bitches, I'm a girl!
-->'''Panty and Stocking:''' [[OhNoYouDidnt OH NO, YOU DI'NT!]]

-->'''Panty:''' Aah.
-->'''Stocking:''' Don't "Aah" me! It was either you or Chuck!

-->'''Stocking''': You always have to fuck up everything don't you?! This is my room, yours looks like a hoarder's asshole exploded. Look at your toilet, look at your bathtub, look at what you put in your mouth and [[AnythingThatMoves I'm not just talking about dick!]] You're nothing but a filthy ho-bagging thief!\\

'''Panty''': Try these, I'll let you steal some of my food if it makes you feel better, we cool? (Stocking slaps it out of her hand) Look hooker I'm trying to be fucking nice here.\\

-->'''Stocking''': Well here's the news flash Flatty Mc Flatterson. All the weight I gain goes straight to my boobs and I am okay with that.\\

'''Stocking''': You mean like that idiotic muscle-head piece of shit you keep on the back burner? Oh by the way, I diddled him. I diddled him real hard and he said I was the best FUCK he had ever had, way better than you! Not that he should procreate but I would totally have his abortion.\\

* One of the most notable ones is when an [[AttackOfThe50FootWhatever EXCEPTIONALLY]] [[BalloonBelly large]] Stocking does her [[HilarityEnsues transformation sequence]], in Episode 4.

* For all the flack it gets from purists/weeaboos, the dub version is actually pretty funny when you actually give it a chance. Creator/JamieMarchi and Creator/MonicaRial make both Panty and Stocking sound hilarious, and still fairly true to their original characterization.
* As good as the English dub is, there's one thing from the original Japanese it can never recreate: the GratuitousEnglish cursing with heavy accents. It adds a level of hilarity impossible to get otherwise. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taYpsqpPkdg Exhibit A]]

* The History of the Earth, according to Garterbelt. While the animated sequence is funny, Garterbelt being in for several famous paintings and photographs is the best part, especially because he was an African-American Ku Klux Klan member.

-->'''Stocking:''' [[NoblewomansLaugh Ohhhhhhh]]-[[ActorAllusion hohoho]][[Manga/OuranHighSchoolHostClub hohoho~!]] Chuuuuuuuck, come heeeeeeere~! [takes Chuck to the elevator while ''twirling'' to beat the shit out of him] SPIT IT OUT RIGHT THERE OR I'LL GAG YOU WITH A TOOTHBRUSH AND EAT THE CHUNKS LEFT OVER FROM EVERY DONUT HOLE YOU'VE STOLEN FROM ME IN THE PAST 48 HOURS! [Chuck pukes] TRY AGAIN!

* Garterbelt [[spoiler: being killed by [[BigBad Corset]] (and later by [[EvilAllAlong Stoc]][[FaceHeelTurn king]]) in Episode 13, complete with the traditional model-exploding clip]]
-->[[spoiler: '''Garterbelt:''' [[BigOMG OHHH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD]] ]]
** ...only to [[spoiler: ''un-explode'' thanks to God, due to his mission being incomplete]].
---> [[spoiler: '''Garterbelt:''' GOOOOOOOD MYYY OOOOOOOH]]
* At Episode 13's climax, the girls [[spoiler:manage to put together some huge ultra weapon, do an extended TransformationSequence as Corset is {{Oh Crap}}ping in the background, and fire it... only to shoot a laser beam into Heaven. [[EpicFail They were holding it backwards]].]]

** [[spoiler: The gun is shaped like a [[Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann Giga Drill]]. In other words... their drill just [[StealthPun pierced the heavens]].]]
** After that moment, it at first looks like a serious OhCrap moment... that is, until [[spoiler: a ''giant naked woman'' in nothing but [[TitleDrop Panties, Stockings and a Ganterbelt]] comes out of the sky and crushes Corset with her foot.]]
* Brief's reaction to [[spoiler:Garterbelt coming back to life: he screams/gasps in a manner that sound more like a goofy laugh, which really sounds nothing like how he normally sounds]].
* The end of Episode 13. [[spoiler: Stocking ''kills Panty and Garterbelt'' (who unexplodes again), and walks away with Corset. Cue Garterbelt, Brief, Chuck and the Demon Sisters staring blankly for a good five seconds, with appropriately hilarious facial expressions.]]
** Which goes to show, Gainax might be the only studio to [[spoiler: troll their own characters.]]
* The [[spoiler: death of Sam]], simply because of how ridiculously over-the-top it is.

** The first Manga Strip finishes with an INSANE climax, involving the girls on an airplane that's going crash down and steering it to safety. They safely land it on the helipad on top of Mayor [[spoiler:Corset's]] office, but not before we see [[OhCrap his reaction.]]
** In the third Manga Strip, Brief mistakenly believes that a ghost is at the school prom. After trying to warn everyone however, Scanty suddenly appears, claiming that there is a ghost hiding in the prom after all...[[spoiler: only she's wrong. Kneesocks reminds her that they were just there for fun and didn't bring a ghost, humiliating Scanty and sending her into a panic, causing her to claim there is a [[BlatantLies "Phantom Ghost"]] there.]]

'''Stocking''': I would never understand how I could ever be related to you.\\
'''Panty''': Try these, I'll let you have some of my food if it makes you feel better, we cool? (Stocking slaps it out of her hand) Look hooker I'm trying to be fucking nice here.\\

'''Panty''': You do realize that if you're going to eat sweet shit you'll end up as a Fatty Mc Fatison.
-->'''Stocking''': Well here's the news flash Flatty Mc Flatison. All the weight I gain goes straight to my boobs and I am okay with that.\\

'''Panty''': Yeah that's cool, your tits keep me from looking like a little girl I get it. Then when he gives you candy you won't feel like you'll be hooking up with a pedophile.\\
'''Stocking''': You mean like that muscle-head piece of shit you keep on the backburner? Oh by the way, I diddled him. I diddled him real hard and he said I was the best FUCK he had ever had, way better than you! Not that he should procreate but I would totally have his abortion.\\
'''Panty''': And I fucked that masochistic freak you like so much, he was all in on it so heads up Buttercup. His fat ass was all jiggly, just like your fancy pudding and giant skin sacks. [[SuddenlyShouting KEEP YOUR MOUTH OFF MY THINGS!]]\\

'''Panty''': Try these, I'll let you have some of my food, we cool? (Stocking slaps it out of her hand) Look hooker I'm trying to be fucking nice here.\\

'''Panty''': You do realize that if you're going to eat sweet shit you'll end up as a fatty mc fatison.
-->'''Stocking''': Well here's the news flash flatty mc flatison. All the weight I gain goes straight to my boobs and I am okay with that.\\

'''Panty''': Yeah that's cool, your tits keep me from looking like a little girl I get it. Then when he gives you candy you won't feel like he'll be hooking up with a pedophile.\\

'''Panty''': Yeah that's cool, your tits keep me from looking like a little girl I get it. Then when he gives you candy he won't be looking like a pedophile.\\

-->'''Stocking''': Well here's the news flash flatty mc flatison. All the wait I gain goes straight to my boobs and I am okay with that.\\

-->'''Panty:''' O pitiful shadow lost in the darkness, O evil spirit born of those drifting between fuck and goddamn it!

* Garterbelt scolds the angels for spending three million dollars on stuff so Panty tells him to crawl back up inside his vagina for complaining only for Garter to tell Panty to crawl into his vagina

-->'''Stocking:''' Don't "Aah" me! It was either you or Chuck!

Being supervised by the creators of ''Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann'' and ''Anime/DeadLeaves'', and also being a [[GrossoutShow sickeningly]] [[RefugeInAudacity raunchy]] WidgetSeries that is like [[XMeetsY the love child of]] ''WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls'' and ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', ''Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt'' easily gets an A+ in the department of hilarity.

* At Episode 13's climax, the girls [[spoiler:manage to put together some huge ultra weapon, do an extended TransformationSequence as Corset is {{Oh Crap}}ing in the background, and fire it... only to shoot a laser beam into Heaven. [[EpicFail They were holding it backwards]].]]
--> "[[OhCrap Oops."]]

** Hell, [[BigOMG the audience's reaction]] to Panty's pornographic tape is priceless. Cue the [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney mass bribe]] to make them keep their mouth shut.

-->'''Panty:''' Well played, hooker. (Loser Ghost splashes them in toilet water)

--> '''Panty''': [[HilariousInHindsight "Well fuck me in the keyhole."]]

-->'''Stocking:''' Not often you get to say that.

-->'''Panty and Stocking:''' OH NO, YOU DI'NT!

-->'''Panty:''' Wait something up she didn't call me a "whore". ''(peeks out of the bathroom only for lasers to aim at her face)''

-->'''Stocking:''' When it comes to war anything goes. ''(pulls out a megaphone)'' KILL THE BITCH!!! ''(explosion)''

-->'''Panty:''' Well played hooker. (Loser Ghost splashes them in toilet water)
-->'''Loser Ghost:''' By the bitches I'm a girl!

* In "...Of The Dead," when Panty and Stocking beat the hell out of a zombie cat with a pair of brightly colored dildos, while saying [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rrCvXrBQHo this little gem]]:

* "...of the Dead"
** "Fuck! Sonofabitch!" "You motherfucker!" "Oh yeah, you fatherfucker!"
*** "Oh yeah you so fuckin' crazy!"

* In "...Of The Dead," when Panty and Stocking beat the hell out of a zombie cat with a pair of brightly colored dildos, while saying [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rrCvXrBQHo this little gem]].

* The [[DoubleEntendre quite]] ''[[VisualPun literal]]'' [[GRatedSex screwing]] in "Trans-homers".

* The heroines forgetting their InTheNameOfTheMoon speech in "Trans-homers", instead opting for ''screaming''.

* Gothitron Stocking needing to pee so Rotten-Ass Panty stays in the bathroom only for her to get aimed at the stockingcons.
-->'''Panty:''' Wait something up she didn't call me a "whore". (peeks out of the bathroom only for lasers to aim at her face)
-->'''Stocking:''' Ha! You're not just a whore, you're a stupid whore!
-->'''Panty:''' You and your lame-ass fucking dick moves, I should've seen that coming!
-->'''Narrator:''' The Stockingcons escape trouble by donning diapers.
-->'''Stocking:''' When it comes to war anything goes. (pulls out a megaphone) KILL THE BITCH!!! (explosion)

-->'''Stocking:''' When it comes to war anything goes. (pulls out a megaphone) KILL THE BITCH!!! (explosion)

-->'''Stocking:''' When it comes to war anything goes. (pulls out a megaphone) KILL THE BITCH!!! (shoots Panty)

-->'''Stocking:''' Ha! You're not just a whore, but a stupid whore!

-->'''Loser Ghost:''' By the bitches I'm a girl!

** In the third Manga Strip, Brief mistakenly believes that a ghost is at the school prom. After trying to warn everyone however, Scanty suddenly appears, claiming that there is a ghost hiding in the prom after all...[[spoiler: only she's wrong. Kneesocks reminds her that they were just there for fun and didn't bring a ghost, humiliating Scanty and sending her into a panic, causing her to claim there is a [[BlatantLies "Phantom Ghost"]] there.]]

* ''Every'' time [[TheChewToy Chuck]] gets the crap beaten out of him.

** 4.) He ''struck a pedestrian'' when he kicked open the door.

* The History of the Earth, according to Garterbelt. While the animated sequence is funny, Garterbelt being in for several famous paintings and photographs is the best part, especially because he was an African-American Ku Klux Klan member.