History Funny / Pamtri

** '''"[[IT'S A ROCK!]]"'''

--->'''Colonel Sanders''': What's poppin', guys? It's ya boy Colonel Sanders here. Today, we're gonna be driving down to KFC to get some "Kentucky Fried Crispy Nashville Five Dollars Fill-Up" with mashed potatoes and gravy. ''(pointing a gun at Santiago)'' '''[[BeserkButton Bily, get in the car]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis and record this shit!]]'''\\

--->'''Colonel Sanders''': What's poppin', guys? It's ya boy Colonel Sanders here. Today, we're gonna be driving down to KFC to get some "Kentucky Fried Crispy Nashville Five Dollars Fill-Up" with mashed potatoes and gravy. ''(pointing a gun at Santiago)'' '''Baby, get in the car and record this shit!'''\\

** '''"IT'S A ROCK!"'''

-->'''Audience Member''': ''(while flailing at immense speeds)'' '''OOH-OOH-OOH-OOH-OOH! YEAH!''' Clapping sounds! Yes! Yes! Wow! More! Clapping sounds!

--->'''Colonel Sanders''': Oh my god, it's getting closer. [[TooDumbToLive We should keep talking and shining our light at the door]]. Also, now seems like a good time to remind you to [[SkewedPriorities smash the like button]].

--> '''Nemo''': SoUnDs GoOd To Me!!!

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-->'''Audience Member''': ''(while flailing at immense speeds)'' '''OOH-OOH-OOH-OOH-OOH! YEAH!''' Clapping sounds! Yes! Yes! Wow! More! Clapping sounds!

-->'''Audience Member''': (while flailing at immense speeds) '''OOH-OOH-OOH-OOH-OOH! YEAH!''' Clapping sounds! Yes! Yes! Wow! More! Clapping sounds!

* From "[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtwZKNeKM9E Samsung Galaxy Fold]":

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-->'''Trump:''' Mexico. ''[Repeat what just happened for China.]''

* ''Everything'' about [[UsefulNotes/KentuckyFriedChicken Colonel Sanders]], who's essentially an exaggerated caricature of the common Main/YouTube vlogger.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Yes we do.\

-->'''Santiago:''' I especially like to kill Sponge'''bob.''' It makes me feel better.\\

'''Santiago:''' My friends don't like it and say its bad for me. '''[[VoiceOfTheLegion So I killed them.]]'''

--->'''Santiago:''' We have removed all the ports and buttons. Why, you ask? '''Because we can.'''\\

* Garfield in a Nutshell was hilarious in a dark way, with Jon feeding Garfield lasagna made from [[spoiler:Odie, Liz, and a bunch of cats.]]

-->'''Trump:** We need to build a wall!'''

-->***Trump stands in a void of nothingness as a spotlight focuses on him***
-->**Trump:** China. *[A picture of China pops out of thin air as he points.]*
-->**Trump:** Mexico. *[Repeat what just happened for China.]*
-->**Trump repeats this twice more for Mexico and immigration. He then stands still as the music fades.**
-->**Trump:** We need to build a wall!
-->**Guitar riff plays as wall rises underneath Trump's feet as he leans back like a comic book villain**
-->**Trump:** Bing bing bong bong bing *[This loops, gradually becoming higher in pitch as Trump's limbs, body, and head flail around, detached from each other.]*

* From “A Message From Donald Trump”:
-->'''Our fat orange president''': China, Japan, Mexico, Immigration, We need to build a wall. Bing Bing Bing Bing (repeats a thousand times while the pitch gets higher and The Donald’s arms, legs, and body and orange ugly fat face flail around)

'''Squidwards:''' ({{beat}}) Really?\\

** Squidward asks Spongebob how a rock is going to save them. Spongebob responds by repeatedly running Squidward over with the rock.

* From ‘’[[WesternAnimation/BluesClues Blue’s Clues]] in a Nutshell’’:

-->'''Steve''' Good night, Blue. I will see you tomorrow morning.

-->’’Steve’’: Good night, Blue. I will see you tomorrow morning.
-->’’Blue’’: Dogsound.wav (While pronouncing the “.” and saying “W-A-V”)

-->’’Blue’’: DogSound.wav (While pronouncing the “.” and saying “W-A-V”)