History Funny / Outlast

** "Should have cut his feet first."

'''Soldier 2:''' Tell you one thing: [[FullFrontalAssault I've seen enough dick and balls tonight]] to last me a lifetime[[note]]Let's face it, after the original game and this DLC you felt the exact same way at this point.[[/note]].\\

'''Soldier 2:''' Tell you one thing: [[FullFrontalAssault I've seen enough dick and balls tonight]] to last me a lifetime.\\

* When Miles encounters [[spoiler: the Walrider]] for the first time, if the player is fast enough he responds by [[NoJustNoReaction slamming the door in it's face]].

** One room is set up like a design studio, and is filled with mannequins... [[DecapitationPresentation with the decapitated heads of Gluskin's victims]] [[RefugeInAudacity speared atop them.

* [[GallowsHumor And you gotta admit]], the way Gluskin in ''Whistleblower'' decorated his lair can have these moments. Written on the walls are cutesy little sayings you'd find on a home decor sign ("Welcome Home", "Love makes a house a home", "If mama's not happy, nobody's happy," etc.)… [[RefugeInAudacity written in his victims' blood.]]
** One room is set up like a design studio, and is filled with mannequins... with the decapitated heads of Gluskin's victims speared atop them.

* A similar one happens in the sequel, where you find a variant masturbating over a bunch of bloodied corpses. He proceed to call you a sicko too for watching once he realizes you're there...without actually stopping.

-->'''Miles:''' The man sounds like DrStrangelove's anemic brother.

-->'''Brother One:''' [[SarcasmMode My God, he vanished.]]\\
'''Brother Two:''' [[SarcasmMode Vanished without a trace.]]\\

** Shortly before Trager appears, Miles can find one of his "files", written after the disaster that wrecked the asylum and let the Variants lose. He describes his murders as "slimming back personnel" for cost savings, admits to being "new to this whole 'doctor' thing", and confirms that "now I can say with absolute certainty that a person can't live without his kidneys."

* A really dark example, a patient [[HypocriticalHumor accuses you]] of being a sick pervert as you accidentally stumble across him...having intimate moments with a headless corpse. Made all the funnier by his gesturing.

'''Soldier 2:''' Tell you one thing: I've seen enough dick and balls tonight to last me a lifetime.\\

-->'''Voice''': [[JustAsMuchSenseInContext Go find yourself a 'possum titty!]]

* In a rather GallowsHumor sense, upon pressing the elevator button in the lobby at the beginning of the game, [[spoiler: a screaming inmate is dropped from somewhere far above you down the elevator shaft.]]

* The achievement for clearing Whistleblower on Insane [[FinalDeath (if you die, you have to start aaaaalllll the way back at the beginning)]] is called BowelWhistler. One can only assume Red Barrels called it that because [[BringMyBrownPants all that'll go through your bowels for the next few days will be just a whistle of air.]]

** While pushing you around in a wheel chair he says some fairly funny things.

--->'''Trager:''' (When passing by someone strapped to a bed) Shhh, shh. You weren't putting that tongue to any use anyway. Truth be told, I was just tired of licking my own stamps.

'''Soldier 2:''' Tell you one thing: I've seen enough dick and balls tonight to last me a lifetime - and not all of them attached to a man.\\
'''Soldier 3:''' Let's wrap this up and get back to the truck.

* [[GallowsHumor And you gotta admit]], the way Gluskin in Whistleblower decorated his lair can have these moments. Written on the walls are cutesy little sayings you'd find on a home decor sign ("Welcome Home", "Love makes a house a home", "If mama's not happy, nobody's happy,"etc.)… [[RefugeInAudacity written in his victims' blood.]]

-->'''Miles:''' ''(Trager)'' Talks like a white collar business school douchebag, probably has a set of golf clubs in the trunk of his Audi.

*** "Step one: Squeeze."

* The achievement for clearing Whistleblower on Insane [[(FinalDeath if you die, you have to start aaaaalllll the way back at the beginning)]] is called BowelWhistler. One can only assume Red Barrels called it that because [[BringMyBrownPants all that'll go through your bowels for the next few days will be just a whistle of air.]]

** After Miles [spoiler: kills Trager by trapping him between floors with an elevator], he writes a sarcastic note if you view the corpse with the camera on how to make "Trager Juice."